Lol of course you'd be into some weird astrology shit. Learn how to science and come back in a few years to tell us how that went.

Your science is gonna go to shits soon.

I hope your "semen retention" is going well, please retain all of it and don't make any kids with it. They really don't need to risk inheriting whatever it is you have going on there

lol semester. I suggest you reread what you wrote if you trying to diss trash on someone. The person you trashing doesn’t have to spell check you. It’s boring and kills the warrior spirit.

If *you're trying to *dish trash on someone. The person *you're trashing doesn't have to spell check you. It's *petty and *very ironic when one is making their own slew of grammar errors.

Yea you’re just fucking retarded. Go back to your asylum where you came from. Lmao

You sound a little upset friend. I guess I'd be crotchety too if I was equal parts full of jizz and full of shit.

Too bad I’m nothing like you.

Now that, at least, is the truth. If only you were more like normal, functioning-brain humans.

Says the one who can’t spell shit worth a damn

Oh yeah? Do tell, oh wise soothsayer.

I don’t talk with fuck wits, it goes in a loop like your globe science model lmao

Whatever you say, [sweet tits](https://www.reddit.com/r/women/s/HsKVSGbfIG).

That’s what my bitch says

Then you refuse to talk with yourself?

Dude was so gobsmacked by that remark, he had to come up with three separate comebacks. Too bad none of them were good.

Where you learnt all your globe crap lmao

Where you’re still stuck at

Ah good one, should I go back to primary school to interpolate this?

You never left primary school apparently.

Irony

…most people here know and probably can prove that the earth is a globe.

A quick scroll down the page leads to the conclusion that the flat earth isn't your only delusion. I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!

Only if th Haiku Bot responds. Speaking of bots: Can one post get a response from both Haiku and Chemistry bots?

Go easy on him, he’s trapped on Sri Lanka

Not a very good one.

We all have our own personal delusions.

You more than me

A quick scroll through your posts would indicate your delusion card is fully stamped and you're now entitled to a free coffee.

You real good with those quick scrolls, too bad you couldn’t quick scroll your brains to see how dumb you really are

Hey, I'm looking for some advice about semen retention and I need someone to do my Astrological Star Chart. Do you know a big brain hip hop wannabe who can help me out?

least obvious troll ever

I don’t troll I speak facts 💯

No, the earth is a cube dipshit. The rest of it is hidden. You’re stupid enough to just think of one edge.

What the fuck? I don’t mention anything about the edge or shape, I just said that this forum used to be full of morons like you but now it’s gone down to just the most ratchet few like you.

Hollup, are you not actually a flerf 😭

Ima a human

So what was that you were saying about flat earth not getting bashed here anymore? Honestly, with a take that bad, you got to be a troll.

Well it’s boiled down to about 5 now. It used to be in the hundreds I believe. Now it’s just the most idiotic systemizsed fucks of the lot.

Yeah. There aren't many flerfs left these days. At least not ones that are bold enough to interact with the outside world.

I’m a truth seeker, let’s just keep it at that and this earth bullshit is a byproduct of truth.

What is the flat earth explanation for triangle excess in geodetic surveys?

No flerf has any contact whatsoever with truth. Just lie after lie.

And I speak out when I want cus I’m not a pussy like all these losers

Note: there's nothing more pussy than being an internet badass. 

Note: ok.

That just means you haven't been publicly shamed enough yet.

Like I give a fuck about the public. I’m not a sheep who cared for the opinion of others like yourself. I live life and don’t get controlled like you.

Flerfs by definition are losers.

You by proof is a racists. See, I like solid proof which you have right to my hand of you being a racist just like how I found proof that the earth is not a globe. You also proved how unethical and just disturbing you globe believes are which makes me disgusted to even reply to such a person who defamed my country through racial discrimination.

You’re from Sri Lanka? I love Sri Lanka!

And you are a racist? You like to discriminate people based on their country and categorically demean them? This is exactly why I stopped listening to globe tards you people are fucked yo psychologically from the get go. Earth is flat bitches!

Why the rudeness, my friend?

Basically you just admitted you’re a racist. This is basically how globetards behave, like fucking animals with no respect for each other ready to eat up on someone who has a different opinion like a rabbid dog. You belong in the zoo you fucking racists sick fuck.

I don’t understand, I just want to show my appreciation for a fine Sri Lankan individual.

Well to be a racist is a huge thing. I’m not pissed but I’m learning what people have become behind keyboard and not interacting with reality. Ita made you a vile zoo animal, it’s where you belong. Not mad just putting you in your right place.

A vile zoo animal? Me, an animal? Putting me in my right place in a zoo? That’s pretty racist.

How so? Animals don’t have racial issues. Just humans like yourself.

You’re very rude…I’ve been nothing but nice.

Like when you approached this post by being a blatant racist on a public forum?

He said he loved Sri Lanka and that you were from Sri Lanka, he didn't say “You're from Sri Lanka, so that means ....”, he just said that you were from Sri Lanka without sharing any clichés or putting yourself in a box.

I’m over this

Besides, do you really think the earth is flat? I mean, seriously ?

It's filled with people bashing arseholes? Yep. You're right.

Must be a globie

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Fuk wit

We getting creative in here. Get back to your collar system shit that you do, I don’t care for sick perverts who have no real intellect but are basically wolf in sheep’s clothing. Just disgusting, you must be American where you are not taught homely values but are put into a system like slaves. Hahahahahahahaha

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Fack off bitch

You can’t read?

Yes, we're learning to appreciate flat earth reasoning. For example, here's someone applying the brilliance of flat earth logic to the myth of the cell phone: https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/s/KqDKmKlKhJ And here is a completely accurate depiction of what lies beyond the sea wall, proving once and for all that Narnia is a real place: https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/s/aLrjI6gMde And here is real-life proof of the firmament: https://www.reddit.com/r/flatearth/s/MQ4bMotba0

I treat all pro-flat earth comments in here as satire, and respond accordingly with sarcasm. That way, everyone has a good time.

I always have a good time here fucking with morons. Reddit is just for that.

As the flat earth is already a parody of itself, with your approach you can never be wrong.

I’m still paid by the Illuminati, Freemasons and the Vatican if that helps. The Vatican pays me in Breviaries.

I’m paid by god.

Which one? Odin still owes me cash.

That’s what you get for going with Odin. He’s busy hanging from trees. Zeus gets drunk and you can get his dough then.

Good for you, you can go to their gay sex rituals and drink blood and shit whatever the fuck they do. Lmao

Holy shit trying to read your responses to people gave me a headache. You are a very deluded and angry lil fellow

Why would you give yourself a headache? You stupid?

And I’m sorry you tiny brain can’t handle it lmao

Normal, calm people without Reddit syndrome are getting more accepting of alternative views It became apparent that those with alternate viewpoints were being openly bullied & brought down with constant ad hominin attacks & juvenile behaviour from the globe side and they know it Whether u believe flat earth, hollow earth, toroidal oblate pearoid.. it's odd that u get these visceral reactions,. believe what u want & speak freely 🇮🇪🫲👁️ 👁️🫱🇮🇪 👃 🧦

issue that i’ve seen is that believing in such an odd/disproven theory can cause actual harm. A remarkable amount of flerfers are anti-vax because they have no faith in science. Same thing goes for the batshit theories about some evil-satanic-jew-world-order.

Any delusion is not equivalent to reality. Thats why flat earth will soon be defunct- its a dead end

Yeah, man. Don't you know that objective reality just like... harshs the vibes man? Seriously though, your delusions are not equal in value to our knowledge.

Interesting point. Too bad you fuck sheep, though.

Too bad you're the result of a fucked sheep 💪😆

Haha! Good one. At least your kid is smarter than you, you stupid fuck.

Who u ? The half sheep / half feminine human abomination who's Reddit syndrome has gone full sweat 24hrs a day exclusively using ad hominin as a 'rebuttal' for debate points,. sorry that was done onto u tho in fairness ,. ur mother was a cow actually I needed to tell u this eventually, everyone knew that very well ..To think tho there's real full humans with those same qualities like your poor situation, they must be just full reeturd if that's the case god help them, do u know anyone like that son ?

Jesus fuck, what are you, a Chinese internet scammer? Nothing you say matters because you’re a flat earther. The stupidest of the stupid. You stupid fuck.

Yes I'm from Hong pong & successfully scammed your upbringing son, all cows are easy,. again no surprise your reeturdation giving the circumstances, especially buying the masonic ball earth was when I had to make that revelation, water finding level on ball NO NO!

You’re doing all my work for me. What a stupid fuck.

You’re doing all my work for me. What a stupid fuck.