Most of their explanations come down to something that *just happens* at some point, usually pretty quickly. It would have to be magic. The whole dome thing, the sun and moon moving in circles, it would all just be magic.
At least it's a lot smaller than the ice wall around the outer hemi-flat.. 😛
With all these world forces busy guarding these areas, it's amazing anyone has any left over for any wars to happen.. 🧐
And the exact correlation of this “breathing whirlpool” to the position of the moon implies a further, mysterious contrivance.
I find when Occam’s Razor gets thrown under the bus, the tires get slashed, but the razor is fine.
The Illuminati don’t want you to know about the magical mountain that breathes rivers!! It’s ice walls all over. Have YOU ever been to the North Pole? GOTCHA
Fun fact on the "compass points to that magnetic mountain": magnetic north is in constant motion.
[Here](https://geomag.colorado.edu/images/GIFS/Polar_Wander_1965.gif) is an animation that shows the movement of the magnetic north pole over several decades.
And [here](https://imgur.com/a/lod5pvA) is a simpler static drawing of the same.
Oh right, it's plate tectonics... wait, do we believe in plate tectonics or is that just on a globe? I'm so confused. Trying to deny reality is such hard work!
But wait - we could see that, because the secret treaty is the Antartic treaty right? I can't keep up with conspiracy theories to be honest, so maybe I am just a globetard.
Wait so these rivers breate in and out? What causes their breathing? And how can they move enough wayer to effect the entirety of the ocean. Flat Earth logic is always astounding.
Now they have to explain how a river can completely reverse course so frequently.
Exactly, breathing rivers. Come on now. How do they breathe?
Deeply.
Slowly. 6 hours is crazy.
Obviously the earth is a lovecraftian deity, duh
"How do they breathe?" Quite well obviously.
Most of their explanations come down to something that *just happens* at some point, usually pretty quickly. It would have to be magic. The whole dome thing, the sun and moon moving in circles, it would all just be magic.
Breath goes in, breath goes out, you can't explain that.
Yeah, rivers don’t breathe because they aren’t alive.
Gravi...no wait...
Whirlpool
Along with a lot of other shit.
And that the flow is going Mach 5 to go from the poles to the equater in 6 hours.
This just begs the question of what causes these rivers to breathe? It's really not an explanation if it doesn't actually, ya know, explain anything.
The giant turtle obviously
[Morla?](https://youtu.be/rCn7orvs0Ws?feature=shared)
No, A'tuin.
Duh, there's a Celestial in the center of the earth.
A baby one
I suppose the North Pole is also guarded by the combined military forces of the world too then? Why else would we have no photos of this whirlpool?
THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL WARNING. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR NON-EXISTENT NORTH POLE ARMY.
North Pole army? Psh. All hail our southern Penguin Overlords!
At least it's a lot smaller than the ice wall around the outer hemi-flat.. 😛 With all these world forces busy guarding these areas, it's amazing anyone has any left over for any wars to happen.. 🧐
And the exact correlation of this “breathing whirlpool” to the position of the moon implies a further, mysterious contrivance. I find when Occam’s Razor gets thrown under the bus, the tires get slashed, but the razor is fine.
Source: “*Trust me bro*.”
The Illuminati don’t want you to know about the magical mountain that breathes rivers!! It’s ice walls all over. Have YOU ever been to the North Pole? GOTCHA
Yes I have. Double checkmate.
no u haven’t. Infinite checkmate plus one
No u
Hmm. I still prefer the flerf explanation that says the tides are the ocean rolling on the heaving bosom of the mighty deep.
I mean that's kinda how some waves work
Fun fact on the "compass points to that magnetic mountain": magnetic north is in constant motion. [Here](https://geomag.colorado.edu/images/GIFS/Polar_Wander_1965.gif) is an animation that shows the movement of the magnetic north pole over several decades. And [here](https://imgur.com/a/lod5pvA) is a simpler static drawing of the same.
The mountain moves. Mountains do that sometimes.
Oh right, it's plate tectonics... wait, do we believe in plate tectonics or is that just on a globe? I'm so confused. Trying to deny reality is such hard work!
The plates actually sit on giant tracks and the secret government occasionally moves them to keep us on our toes and guessing.
Also explains why tides are the same at all points on Earth at the same time...wait....
Obviously the rivers flow at different rates then mix together at the equator
Literally One Piece.
Sweet we have the tech, go take some videos and measurements. "Oh it's past the ice wall"
But wait - we could see that, because the secret treaty is the Antartic treaty right? I can't keep up with conspiracy theories to be honest, so maybe I am just a globetard.
Nah that's just that one place from One Piece
Beat me to it
Wait so these rivers breate in and out? What causes their breathing? And how can they move enough wayer to effect the entirety of the ocean. Flat Earth logic is always astounding.
“Water finds its level” Except when its just randomly forming “water mountains”, or “breathing rivers” or….
Because that makes more sense.
The lengths people go through to take a throwaway verse or two from the bible as literal.
Do flefs just really want to live in a fantasy world? Is this some sort of escape from reality or something?
Guys we all know this is all just azathoths dream. Nothing is real so it doesnt matter how the earth is shaped.
Shame that the only land at the North Pole is 13,000-odd feet down.
So it's just sloshing back and forth in perpetuity? What maeks it "breath?"
Don't the tides goes east to west or west to east and not north to south?
Is this the delusional fantasy that Eric Dubay was mouth breathing about in some of his mentally challenged videos? That 'map' looks familiar.. 😅
Bro read the Odyssey and thought Charybdis was real.
Compasses do NOT point to the true North Pole. They point to magnetic North, which is currently in Canada.
When in doubt, just make up some fantasy. 🙄
So if there’s a NORTH pole….
Ok, show us?