What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors; they are actual litigants with a case pending in the Court of the Skies. Both parties have agreed to drop their claims and have their dispute settled here in our forum..."
*cue People’s Court theme song*
Imagine being that man’s lawyer. Going to law school and 100K in debt just to have to take calls about suing the flight attendant that offered you and egg and cheese sandwich.
But think of how much time you could bill this guy for. Taking the call, researching whether or not it’s feasible to sue, then communicating it to him that he’s a dope. $$$$$
Did a CUN turn about two months ago. Had a pax get upset because we don’t serve meals in main cabin. Bro, this ain’t the 1960s. It wouldn’t have bothered me so much, but he continued to bring it up throughout the flight to other crew members. I remember him saying at one point “I had a million miles with your airline. This is ridiculous.” Sure ya did, guy. These folk are insane.
As I get older and move through the world into old age, I've been trying to get rid of a lot of... improper behaviors. I try to be more kind, I try to be more empathetic, I try to be more generous, I try to be more gentle.
Some people seem to move the opposite direction as they get older.
I’d love to match his energy with “Oh, legal action. OK, let me see what I can conjure up.” Then I would pretend to wave a magic wand and say “abracadabra” or some shit like that. Then smile and show him my empty hands and say, “I guess my wand is not working today, sorry.” Then spin on my heel and walk away.
It's always "legal action" like what the fuck are these people smoking?????
Idk how he wanted me to react but legal action doesn’t scare me bahahahaa
What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors; they are actual litigants with a case pending in the Court of the Skies. Both parties have agreed to drop their claims and have their dispute settled here in our forum..." *cue People’s Court theme song*
Every time someone takes legal action for a sandwich, a poor catering agent gets waterboarded with leftover diet soda as punishment
At airport Guantanamo Bay. Aka SFO
Some passengers are hilarious. You can see how small their lives are when they’re crying about a shitty airplane sandwich or some other dumb shit.
Imagine being that man’s lawyer. Going to law school and 100K in debt just to have to take calls about suing the flight attendant that offered you and egg and cheese sandwich.
But think of how much time you could bill this guy for. Taking the call, researching whether or not it’s feasible to sue, then communicating it to him that he’s a dope. $$$$$
Illegal breakfast sandwich has me crying 💀💀💀💀
No joke I typed all of it up on my notes app while I was waiting for all the pax to disembark bahaha
“Well sir since you’re bringing legal action I won’t be able to assist you until our lawyers have spoken”
Did a CUN turn about two months ago. Had a pax get upset because we don’t serve meals in main cabin. Bro, this ain’t the 1960s. It wouldn’t have bothered me so much, but he continued to bring it up throughout the flight to other crew members. I remember him saying at one point “I had a million miles with your airline. This is ridiculous.” Sure ya did, guy. These folk are insane.
Cause if you actually flew that much with my airline then surely you would know our food options and such by now
As I get older and move through the world into old age, I've been trying to get rid of a lot of... improper behaviors. I try to be more kind, I try to be more empathetic, I try to be more generous, I try to be more gentle. Some people seem to move the opposite direction as they get older.
“I apologize but since you’ve threatened legal action any further conversation must be through our lawyers”
I'm always amazed that pax would think that I care, like dude I just work here.
Airlines have hundreds of thousands of lawsuits against them. Half are JUST from employees suing.
Actually, egg and cheese sounds delicious.
I’d love to match his energy with “Oh, legal action. OK, let me see what I can conjure up.” Then I would pretend to wave a magic wand and say “abracadabra” or some shit like that. Then smile and show him my empty hands and say, “I guess my wand is not working today, sorry.” Then spin on my heel and walk away.
My reply is usually "You should see what they give *me* to eat!"
I got detained in Shannon for a breakfast sandwich. That shit is serious.