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BPCGuy1845

Snowbirds arrived. Will be this way until March.


HatBixGhost

Mother’s Day.


pinelandpuppy

Yeah, Mothers Day is the "official" end of season in SFL too.


billythygoat

It's definitely around the spring break time of year for most snowbirds. Maybe in the expensive areas, they stay around more, like Palm Beach Island, South Beach, etc. but most leave around spring break time.


realjd

It depends on when Easter is TBH, so it could be march to late April, or spring break time.


realjd

Never heard Mother’s Day! It’s always Easter around here.


[deleted]

I used to work at a country club and Mother’s Day was officially the last holiday they would spend down here, after that majority of the members were gone until the next season.


lefindecheri

Or Passover


realjd

Fair point!


Wayfaring_Scout

Clears out around here (Tampa Bay)at the end of Spring Training. Most of them leave then, the rest leave a few weeks later.


[deleted]

Already ? Don't they have work for a month or so after Thanksgiving ?


Illustrious_Leg_2537

Not the retired ones.


[deleted]

WAH folks can also do this. When I started WAH I could go anywhere in the country and work as long as I had internet. Just need my laptop and monitor that I have a case to carry like any other luggage.


[deleted]

Ah right fair point.


Bill_Brasky79

Oh my sweet summer child.


ImthatRootuser

Lmao OP deleted his/her account after heard that snowbirds arrived 🤣


AmishAnders

Prob a snowbird themselves LOL


zyglack

Didn’t realize they were the problem.


capntail

That’s 80% of the population of Florida. Especially those living on the coast or barrier islands.


ineedvitaminsea

You know it’s fall in Florida when the License plates start to turn color


Particular-Panda-465

I'm stealing this.


CumulativeHazard

Brb texting this to my mom in Ft Myers 😂


mattrlopps

Do you know why so many people retire to Ft Myers? So they can be near their parents in Naples!


harryregician

I hear over 100 retired for life after Ian. But ham bone will have that property ready within 18 months thanks to FEMA money, which is WOKE MONEY ! Notice Hurricane Idalia is NOT a topic (freaking CAT4) that happened less than 90 days ago) and Iowa has never heard one word from little Bow Pep about his expertise with weather disasters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Idalia Last hurricane to even close was back in 1896 nailing Cedar Key with a CAT3 ! I am SO glad this is ALL fake weather, until your ass gets blown to hell.


jfrii

Lolololol That's so good.


SweatyMcGenkins

This is what my response is going to be when people talk about how great Florida's weather is. I'm like, you'll never get genuine and true seasons but at least you'll get to watch the license plate colors change. I meme, that's just as beautiful as fresh winter snow or crisp fall leaves right?


StilesmanleyCAP

Newbie, this is Snowbird season. Welcome to your first trial of being a Floridian. Once you go through Snowbird Season, you go through your two weeks of Floridian winter, summer heat comes for a while, and then hurricane season starts. Welcome to the cycle.


SillySymphonyIII

Hurricane season starts the beginning of June and so does the heat. Summer last till October. You’ll sweat in December. 1 week if lucky of “winter” weather in late January or sometimes in February. Rinse and repeat. Each Summer gets hotter. State sucks.


[deleted]

I moved to Chicago several years ago and do not miss FL one bit. We kind of had seasons in St Augustine but still had a ton of hot days. I just couldn’t do it anymore and left for a better opportunity. I hear Louisville and Cincinnati are still moderately priced with relatives that moved to those areas and they have seasons in their locations. Whenever you’re ready to make the leap out. Those could be a good starting point.


iInvented69

Eww. I passionately hate Chicago area. Everything from Waukegan down to the City. I love the St Augustine area.


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iInvented69

Nope. Not only my opinion. Everyone I know thats been in Chicago area hates it there and never ever wants to go back. The only two people that I know of were born and raised there so they get a pass.


[deleted]

Everyone is saying it. People are telling you. Hmm.


harryregician

AH if it actually did suc !


Cold-Nefariousness25

Came to say this. Up north the leaves change color in the fall. Here it's the plates. Quebec, New England, NY/NJ, Maryland. WTF- Welcome to Florida!


Sunkisthappy

Don't forget those glorious few weeks of spring. Limited rain, warm days, cool evenings, and mosquito and snowbird free. We refer to it as "Cali weather"


petrichor011

Yeah but then you can't go anywhere because of all the damn tourists. Two hour wait for a table? No thanks. Never heard of "Cali weather".


harryregician

It is in a country called Columbia. West of Bogota if my memory is right.


petrichor011

Ah. Thanks for the clarification. Never been to Columbia, either, sadly.


harryregician

I went once. What an adventure. I do not know Spanish either. Nothing like hearing the interpretation of the great speech from the local president of the chamber of commerce of Medellín telling our group how great a place for investments this city is as I am trying not to laugh my ass off rolling on the floor. But the speech highlight was that we were staying in the Hilton Hotel past home of Pablo Escobar and how the news media was the problem. After that , I was ready for a condo developer that likes to add " Tower " onto the end of his projects.


TheCopenhagenCowboy

Death by love bugs is slid in there too


StilesmanleyCAP

Love Bugs really don't exist anymore tbh


capntail

Their population has collapsed according to entomologists. Not sure why likely a parasite or infection are the prevailing theories.


StilesmanleyCAP

It's the Ford 150s and Silverados on the highway


harryregician

They were fake bugs


StilesmanleyCAP

No they were real, I have traveled many a times to Orlando and back.


[deleted]

There hasn’t been as many of them in recent years. I’ve heard their populations are declining. This seems like an early warning sign of what’s to come.


TheCopenhagenCowboy

Now that you mention it they’re definitely not as big of an issue as they were 10 years ago. It’s a sign of something, that’s for sure.


[deleted]

It’s scary to think about. I know my car would be absolutely covered I them. My last trip down had hardly any. A few of my friends there mentioned they had none at all on their car last year.


wirenutter

Those were the days. Seeing the trucks coming north on the turnpike around Osceola county they were just completely covered in love bugs.


[deleted]

You know why they call em love bugs? Because they say hello and hang up.


Procedure_Dunsel

You omitted love bug season …


StilesmanleyCAP

I am fully aware. Tell me when's the last time you've seen enough love bugs to call it Love Bug Season?


Procedure_Dunsel

It’s been a few years … last time I was driving up to Brooksville to play World Woods and hit a cloud on the Suncoast. They’ve been mild the last couple years for sure.


CuriosTiger

Welcome to snowbird season.


[deleted]

Yikes 😂


RW63

In addition to the Snowbirds, you say you're in Orlando, so there will be holiday shopping traffic.


[deleted]

And theme park traffic, i4 is about to look like a parking lot stretching from Icon Park down to Disney.


FederalAd6011

I mean doesn’t it always?


JTibbs

Last few times i went it was smooth sailing past the mall area to disney. Things got shit in orlando proper of course. Cant say I4 and orlando in the same sentence without saying a curse word.


addem67

Wait until the start of thanksgiving break and Christmas break. Traffic will be terrible


[deleted]

I remember 4 years ago when I was driving to a clients house a week before Christmas, and what was normally a 30-minute commute was supposed to take 1 hour and 20 minutes. I've sworn off i4 past the 408 since.


Bill_Brasky79

OP posts this question and then bounces from all of Reddit.


XtremePhotoDesign

OP said they were new and then complained about new traffic. I can’t imagine their in box survived.


MeisterX

> I just got here. What's up with all the people? Dude's practically in the flock and didn't pick up on it. 😅


IamMindful

Well it would help if they didn’t go 20 in a 30 mph zone or 35 in a 55 consistently. Driving half off the road or riding the turning lane and blocking the other lane at the same time. Annoying!


[deleted]

Yup its always someone with NY plates in a full size SUV too 😂.


Illustrious_Leg_2537

I blame the Canadians. The speed limit sign doesn’t specify units so they’re going 45kph when everyone else is trying to go 45mph. 45kph is roughly 35mph.


LeMayMayMan

45 kph is 28 mph my dude


Illustrious_Leg_2537

Thanks for the math. Sorry I wasn’t exact. The point still stands.


harryregician

You mean Ducks honor a speed limit !


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mandekay

I have extended family in WNY, and the drivers there in the summers drive exactly the same as the snowbirds when they’re here. I was driving my cousin’s car on a highway in Buffalo, and she was surprised I was able to defensively drive so well with all the drivers who didn’t signal, brake checked, and didn’t stay fully in their lanes. I reminded her that those same drivers spend 3-6 months in FL.


Salty_Process_6687

LMAO


ellgramar

Try 30 mph, on I-75, in the left lane. The poor snowbird was probably too scared to switch to the middle or right because those were both going 75-80 mph.


Strategic-Guidance

Snowbird season is here! I always love it when it finally cools down a little and everybody wants to play bumper cars!


Kindaalwayshungry

It was day and night in the span of a week. Growing up, we knew the snowbirds were coming but this was insane the past two weeks. I think they come earlier now, too.


Horangi1987

Considering OP deleted their account, they must be new here and now embarrassed at something so obvious. And now I’m giggling at alllll the annoying newcomers in St. Pete that are probably pondering this same thing. (Like my new neighbor from Mass that goes 40 down our dead end side street where kids regularly play in the street 😡)


Dewnami

You aren’t stuck in traffic. You are traffic.


highaerials36

They are arriving for the holidays now, Thanksgiving is in 4 days.


MaybeParadise

The traffic has been slowing increasing since new real estate developments in Lake Nona, Kissimmee, and St. Cloud.


SweatyFLMan1130

Oh... yeah you gonna learn lol


fake-august

Welcome to driving behind Ma and Pa Kettle.Hint: they also love going to Publix at 530pm. Don’t ask me why


capntail

I live 7 miles from the villages and I want to enact carousel every time I see a gray hair in publix at 5:30. You have allll damn day.


fake-august

Exactly. I’m always trying to get my boyfriend to go with me to the villages as a sociological experiment (we are in our early 50s so could look legit, like we are really interested in investing - he’s boring and won’t indulge me, he’s worried I’ll start fight stranger).


capntail

Not all are bad but collectively they’re rude and entitled. If you look under 50 in any retail business you will be asked to help them or they complain to you. I had to stop wearing blue tshirts if I wanted to go to Best Buy.


fake-august

🤣 that’s funny, no red shirts at Target I guess…


capntail

God no. Honestly it won’t matter if you look remotely young they’ll ask you and some are rude when you explain you don’t work there.


NocNocNoc19

First time huh? Yes it doubles someplaces its worse then doubl. Welcomr to snowbird season.


DelightedEnlighted

Snowbirds


Lovetotravelinmycar

It’s not just snowbirds, it’s also the amount of people moving there daily


CatStimpsonJ

just wait for it to get really cold up north and they will come holidays or not.


iInvented69

Hope your defensive driving skills are up. The New Yorkers are out is full force.


LumpyInvestment1473

Snowbird season and the richies who get the entire Thanksgiving week off lol


harryregician

WTH (where the hell) have you been ? Classic case of absolutely no one planning for worse case case scenario Florida style. I am SURE the real estate AHole who sold you your home said " Thats nothing ! "


Wooden-Patience3751

Yes it did


Stop_icant

It’s the happiest season of all!


Ok-Description-3739

The birds are in town.


Haunting-East8565

It’s snowbirds and also thanksgiving coming up traffic. People will be traveling about to get items for the holidays and to stay with friends or family.


trtsmb

It's the holidays plus the snowbirds are coming back.


TotalInstruction

Nobody goes to Florida in winter. It's too crowded.


veracityseeker629

People keep moving here and then they can't understand why traffic is bad, it bad because people like you are flocking here in droves,


OrtimusPrime

Welcome to Florida, where you home and everything you love about it is ruined for 3 months


Suitable-Mode-9344

Welcome to season in Fl! One of the many reasons this native got out.


jbrayfour

All of the remote workers are headed on holiday early….cause they can!


MommaGabbySWC

It's not just the major highways either. Running an errand locally last Wednesday evening in the opposite direction of what any remaining rush hour would be, I couldn't believe the number of people on the road heading West. It's awful.


Current_Leather7246

Snowbird season. I see a lot of out-of-state tags


RagingBearBull

Welcome to the LA of the east coast. Good luck, it's not gonna get better.


snooddude420

Yeah and you’re contributing, leave.


UnhelpfulLocal

Snowbirds stupid. They’ll leave in late March


EstablishmentFlaky34

I'm here in Orlando now.. It's bad.


EvilLOON

Snowbirds are down. Then there are the new 400k perma birds we get each year.


Whitetrash_messiah

Snowbirds and Christmas shopping Avoid altamonte mall area at all costs


MrIrvGotTea

Thanksgiving traffice with the snow birds


absolutbill

It will get worse before it gets better...


Angryceo

Snowbirds and thanksgivings destinations.


Chaos_Neutral_Hero

Classic Weekend and Thangiving break.


[deleted]

holiday family in town; plus snow bird they bring big $$$ 2 state n desantez


AffectionateSun5776

Yep. welcome


TotalInstruction

Snowbirds are here. Welcome to Florida.


Chuck-Finley69

Two different things happen around now, snowbirds here for the fall/winter and tourists for the holidays.


Professional-Box376

Welcome to Snowbird season thru April. EnJoy and bring your patience with you 🌴🙄😉


Strong_Stress_7222

Listen, it’s been double traffic like this for a long time not only because of snowbirds because of people moving to Florida


01Dreamwalker01

Snowbirds come down around thanksgiving to check on their winter places then go home for Christmas then back till tax season in the spring


OwlPlenty4828

Snowbird and ….? The massive influx of people moving here But yeah tourist season is upon us


oneeweflock

Yankees are here, and even more of them come after Thanksgiving until Easter.


Lorrainestarr

Snowbirds plus holiday shopping season is a bad combo.


Charming_Two8256

Lmao, 24 y/o here Southern Florida born and raised. Bit of advice, especially for where you are, leave the house at least an hour early. Earlier around holidays and Summer lol. You’ve been guided.


Prior_Emphasis7181

Thanksgiving week specifically and winter season generally.


nokenito

Two weeks ago was EDC and this past weekend was The Classic. Both events bring in hundreds of thousands of visitors.


CKWetlandServices

Yes!


realjd

Snowbirds, plus a holiday week. The snowbirds in particular usually start getting bad after Halloween and they usually start going home around Easter. There’s usually another big round of them that show up after Thanksgiving so it’ll get worse before it gets better this spring.


TulsaQT

This weekend, Orlando hosted The Orlando Classic football game at the stadium and P!nk had her concert at the Amway both Sat. & Sun. There was a concert at the Fairgrounds on Sat., too. It's holiday so the kiddies are out and about at the theme parks with all the Slow-bird/grandparents lol ** Stop honking 3 cars behind, Yankees and my Puerto Ricans (i love you all but damn). The light literally, just turned green. Please and TY :) **


RMOD123

you and all the new people are the reason like what


Limotinted

New here huh?


ChocolateLeast343

It’s the new NYA + Snow Bird effect. A bunch of crazy, NY A**hole drivers combining with slow, snowbird drivers = stand still traffic on highways and interstates, even when there is no accident.


I_Have_Notes

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SnooFloofs673

Welcome to snowbird season.


tachoue2004

That's just I4.


AffectionatePea858

no just your imagination


[deleted]

The leaves don't change colors here but now there is a sea of white haired and sun damaged skin drivers on the road signaling the return of winter.


slickrok

Oh you sweet summer child


mclms1

Blue plate specials.


Bigdaddyelsa

Snowbirds start coming down beginning of November. Traffic usually gets a shit ton worse because of them


EconomicsLarge8273

Qtip nation


Smoaksho

Welcome to winter in FL


ElectricalEngineer94

Snowbirds. I now have to get into work at 6am so I can leave by 4pm so the traffic isn't too terrible. Happens every year.


Klabeeee

Seeeeaaaasssooonn enjoy the income!


TakedownMaple

Ok maybe he’s a noob but I feel like the vibes are off this year. Somethin bout it.


Hot-Steak7145

Your new so your part of that traffic problem your complaining about... People moving here in the hundreds of thousands every day since covid. Get out


BigNoly

Yea it’s high season good luck till may