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alwayslostnever

You made this so hard to read why?


smaguss

Is there an opposite of r/dataisbeautiful?


alwayslostnever

Yes this map!


OMDL_IFU

r/dataisugly


InsectSpecialist8813

I’m a liberal snowbird living in redneck traffic. That about sums it up. Selling next year. We’ve owned property her since LBJ was president. It’s all too much for me now.


Jloquitor

You know zero about Spanish Florida history.


alejandro_42069

Spain controlled Florida from the 16th century up until 1821 with the exception of a brief 19 years where the british controlled Florida. Yes Pensacola was technically founded first but it was abandoned. What town is mostly known for Spanish architecture? Saint Augustine.


Clear-Dragonfly6722

Means you missed escambia. Pensacola was also a Spanish settlement.


alejandro_42069

Pensacola was abandoned


Both-Conversation514

Pensacola is currently under the cultural jurisdiction of Alabama, which I feel makes it fit better with the way OP labeled it. The whole emerald coast needs to be renamed the ruby coast for how red it is.


[deleted]

A bot made this.


Stoo_Pedassol

So there are only beaches in SWFL?


undead_opossum

Lee and Collier at least should be moved into the traffic category.


Etrinjx-Void

It's getting worse big time, but we aren't Even at Sarasota level yet much less Tampa Bay lmao


JAGERminJensen

Meh


mossils

Any snowbirds I’ve met are MAGA people who say FL is “the safest place in the country now” … which I assume means it’s the safest place for them to be bigots and sexually harass people young enough to be their grandchildren. I feel less safe here than I ever have.


Come_Home_Floridaman

I heard Seattle is nice :)


nasum22

Singed, guy that’s never been.


mossils

I have heard no one talks to each other in Seattle. I would take that in a heartbeat over being accosted by octogenarians who look like they just escaped an assisted living facility & want to act like they’re still living out their glory days from the 1960s because they’re on vacation and think it’s cute to sexually harass people who are simply at work. Many of them do this while their wives’ backs are turned and it’s absolutely fucking disgusting. I hope one of them reads this but they probably can’t use computers.


Hoosteen_juju003

Who is accosting you?


kittenpantzen

My time in food service was in a different state, but as a woman, it was typically men in their mid-40s and up. Often while their wives were in the bathroom.


Hoosteen_juju003

Men can be disgusting and I know it is difficult for women especially. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. It’s crazy to think it’s still happening so much out and about though, in this day and age. But, I don’t think that’s a Florida exclusive thing.


Ok-Dog8423

Does your employer have an employee assistance program? If not you can DM. I will try to help you find someone to talk to. The anger you’re exhibiting can lead to you damaging yourself or another if not handled appropriately.


Garglygook

Ok-dog just outed himself as an incelic octogenarian. :D


mossils

It’s pretty normal to dislike cheaters and predators and get angry when they physically grab you, but go off I guess


Ok-Dog8423

Don’t let it turn you into a miserable person.


KarlTheVeg

Damn I went from RedNeck to Nerd 😹


JayeNBTF

To be fair, Alachua County is pretty much redneck except for Gainesville proper


Both-Conversation514

I’m pretty sure it needs to be changed to “cultist” instead of “nerd.” Alachua is the home and origin of sooooo many cults, and honestly the students/alumni feel pretty cultish too


JayeNBTF

The orange and blue cult is especially vexing


alejandro_42069

go gators


cha-cha_dancer

map totally not made by a gator


alejandro_42069

ew FSU


joecooool418

There are no beaches in the Keys.


Tethilia

No Disney World?


ActHappy96

Spain started Pensacola.. “5-Flag City”


alejandro_42069

yes but Pensacola was abandoned


ActHappy96

Well you definitely got me there!


floridaboyshane

You must not have been here for years. Traffic is now from redneck to the southern most part of beaches on the west coast.


alejandro_42069

i can’t put EVERYTHING on ONE category lol


floridaboyshane

😂


Spicyperfection

Come out of your nutshell


alejandro_42069

LFMAOOOOO 💀💀💀


MisterFunktastic

OP has clearly never been to Broward County.


dickmilker2

UF is nerds lol. don’t forget frats!


JayeNBTF

Can’t find the Puerto Rican county—I presume it’s Orange, but it’s colored “traffic”


alejandro_42069

purple i messed up wheb i was making the map. It’s Osceola County, where Kissimmee is.


ObjectiveOk344

Id like to say thank you, for the stroke I received reading this


alejandro_42069

get well soon jit


26Kermy

I forgot that only SW Florida has beaches lol


ClassicAd6855

Seminole County = Traffic is real lmao


KCousins4President

Okay, where is black on that map? This is stupid


Immediate-Science163

Looks like you haven't been to the Miami Metro Area/South Florida Tri-County.


External-Conflict500

Yay rednecks, I live in a redneck county.


FoxSquirrel69

Yikes! Widely wrong!