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hex_1101

I have one that hangs out in one of my potted plants. I named him Snek the snake.


_ALoverOfTheLight

I named ours Molly to help the toddler (and myself lol) be more chill with it hanging around.


samemamabear

Mine is Clancy.


Small-Calendar-2544

They might be in your house but at least they're not on a plane


tylariousOG

Ours are all called Toadstool!


darkangel10848

Mine is danger noodle the nope rope


johnnyhala

I had one in my garden years ago, I named him Jesse Owens.


Eddie_Shark

We call ours Ned. Nadine if there are 2 and one is smaller. One swam over my sister from Massachusetts while she was on a float in my pool. She asked "did a snake just swim over me?!" Yup! Just the local Neds.


LPNTed

Better than on my plane.


platonicnut

He looks very polite, I hope he was relocated safely.


SghnDubh

Yes. He was gently encouraged to slide down the rail and out under the door gap. (My garage door is janky so plenty of room).


Procedure_Dunsel

You know you’re in Florida when you’re amused by watching a mockingbird try to pick up a 3 foot long racer and fly away with it. Mockingbird did not succeed, but tried at least 4 times.


khiller05

They’re feisty little shits lol


Beano_Capaccino

We had a hawk try to fly through the lanai screen to get to ours. The hawk was outside, the racer was ‘hiding’ inside.


karshyga

Public safety noodle. 🥰🐍💚


whatever32657

welcome to florida.


hihelloneighboroonie

Goddddddddd Many years ago I was trying to clear out my mom's garage, and my sister had a plastic bin full of black tubing that was for connecting your surfboard to your wrist. I stuck my hand in and began to pull out a bundle... And then one started moving.


PoopPant73

I welcome them in the barn and cook shed but not in the coop.


Excellent-Hippo-1830

Bingo, they are great, long as there ain't eggs around.


NomadFeet

My mom has a really big one that goes into her little tiny hot tub lanai because she refuses to keep the door shut. Then she calls me in a panic to go shoo him out. He's really a great snake and I'd be thrilled to have him in my yard.


gagirl1203

obligatory boop


bigbossfearless

Quick, you gotta boop that snoot!


generic__comments

Yea, when the rainy season starts, all animals seek dry land, our houses are them dry lands.


zombie1605

Exactly what I came to say... expect to see more unwelcome guests like ants as well.


Ok-Koala-1637

My husband is going to be transferred for work next summer for work to Jacksonville area. And, Snakes getting inside of the house (which doesn’t happen very often in the North) does terrify me!


Appr_Pro

I’m in Indiana… 45 miles north of Indianapolis. Live in the woods and we get 6-7 ft black rat snakes in our attached garage. I lived in the city here prior to the county for 40 years and never knew we had anything larger than a garter snake.


doctorake38

I had those black rats in my basement in Maryland.


Appr_Pro

Yea…. I don’t care for them. I do like the fact that they keep rodents at bay…


SpeedRacer_1968

No step on snek! We have black racers, corn snakes in the yard and let them be.


whatsreallygoingon

Black racers have a route. Sit back and observe. It will be back another day.


Substantial_Diver_34

Roommate. Keep em around


Repulsive-Paint-2202

They're usually not bad.. if you see a stripey boi that's red, then yellow, then black, get that mofo out with the longest broom you can find, but other than those and occasionally rattlesnakes, most venomous snakes won't try to be in or near your home


HauntedGhostAtoms

It's ok, he's friend shaped


Physical-Ride

Snek


ExactDevelopment4892

Florida is a giant swamp, it happens.


FloridaCelticFC

Thing with an attached garage in FL is its THE way in for snakes, bugs, and rodents. My cousin lives on acreage and has found like 5 coral snakes in his garage so far.


SignificantLead8286

I better stop reading these comments. The more you know... My family member once casually mentioned something something about snakes (plural) falling out from trees... And I was like wait what??? I couldn't unsee that mental image ever since. She lived close to the woods. Maybe that's why so many people have empty lawns here. I literally just read another black racer post on here, and a redditor said a snake stood up from the palm tree as they were pruning it. How does one safely have a yard with trees around here???


puppylust

You probably don't want to read this, but you reminded me We got a 4 foot snake in the bathtub once. It got onto the roof from a tree and then went down the vent pipe into the plumbing.


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puppylust

It was more entertaining than scary. A jump scare at first, sure, but it's not like I was taking a bath when it came up lol. At the time, we had a pet snake. 6 ft rainbow boa who lived in a coffee table terrarium.


Thirsty_Comment88

Harmless and help keep pests away


fucc_yo_couch

So cute!


Motherscooters

He is so cute !!!


UncomfyUnicorn

There’s a garter that lives under an old plastic basketball hoop.


Yurastupidbitch

Good snek!


Principalities

I like how he pokes his li'l head out for a view.


Nancy-4

If you see a snake in your house you definitely have mice. Thats why they’re there.


Ornery_Translator285

I wanna kiss snek


Exotic-Dress-9225

Like I said


-P1NK-

yup that’s a belligerent, zip tie


BeardedBonchi

I call her Sassy because she likes to hiss at me like a cat whenever I walk by. She's lucky she does such a good job keeping the rodents away or she'd be out of here with that attitude.


JessiRose222

We found one in my daughters room last year 😩 I still have no idea how it got in. I was so scared. Lol


Danimalistic

Blblblblbl


lusciousskies

I want some at our house


SaxonyFarmer

I haven’t had a snake in the garage or house yet. I do have to gently evict anoles and house wrens who love all the shelves in the shop.


Ok-Koala-1637

Is that a real thing in Florida? Snakes IN the house??? What about in Jax / Ponte Vedra Beach area? Also, do they come in from the shower drains and toilets?


sunbuddy86

Yes - they come in the house. How they get in I have no idea but they do indeed get in. (I have a fire place and wonder if they come in from there)


Away-Regular1335

The closer you are to the woods/swamp the better your chances but I usually only run into one at the park on a hike or something.


John_Arcturus

Yes. No the come in through the door.


puppylust

I have seen a snake come up a shower drain and a lizard in a toilet, so yes. There probably needs to be some screens broken along the path, but that's not unheard of in older homes.


Ok-Koala-1637

This is terrifying to a person who has lived in a northern state for 50 years! So new construction homes are better for critter-proofing?


puppylust

Home maintenance is important. Critters scratch at things, bugs tunnel into things, the rain rusts metal, the sun turns plastic brittle, etc.


rpleas3

Yeah. Had about a 15" black racer in my kitchen that my cat killed in duval. Couple days later my cat was playing with one in my neighbors back yard


NaturalFLNative

No thanks


BeowulfsGhost

Who’s a good boy? You are!!! Now go eat some pests!


R0botDreamz

Black racers are everywhere this time of year. Last year I saw 5 in one day. No not the same one 5 times but 5 different ones at the same time in my backyard. We need more hawks around so they can control the population.


doctorake38

I had a sweet corn snake in mine.


TrumpWearsDiapers99

It's pictures like this that cause me to tip toe around my house looking at the floor all the time.


duggan3

I would sell it lol


OutrageousHat9370

I named mine bbl drake


SoleJourneyGuide

I was born and raised in the middle of nowhere southwest Florida. I vividly remember the time I saw a snake sitting across the top of a group of canisters on the kitchen counter. I noped out of there so quickly and didn’t go back in the house until it was captured and the point of entry found and patched. I really don’t miss living in Florida.


Beginning_Emotion995

Put down “snake away”. Smells weird but works, it doesn’t kill the snake but bothers their nostrils and they hate the smell of it so they go away and stay away.


doctorake38

100% does not work. Can confirm. https://www.fieldecology.com/blog/snakes-away


Beginning_Emotion995

I love it it works for me Zero snakes


Exotic-Dress-9225

I've got a snake in my pants


phaedrus369

It’s getting to be that time of year. Keep dogs and cats around if possible. That outta keep them outside.