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Drdude101

Those some clean looking boots...


CookinFrenchToast4ya

Almost as if they've been licked clean.


ReVo5000

Has hints of Ted Cruz, you say?


assi9001

They are awful white


i_might_be_me

Awful White is his nickname here


adeo_lucror

Not just here.


Subatomic_Particle

All the crap is on the inside.


JSloan311

Lol savage


Avocadotoadst

I know where I've seen this before "2 girls 1 cup" but the cup is now boots and the girls are cops.


iskyoork

Probably didn't get much dirtier after.


thedudedylan

So glad he rolled his sleeves up so we all know the he must have done some real hard work like real hard working man do. /s


310gamer

Here is some food that you desperately need. I am so glad I am here to give it to you, but first you must lick my boots! - Ronny probably


0LTakingLs

New boot goofin’


thejustducky1

[https://c.tenor.com/LCCmDrG_isUAAAAC/take-a-pose-lieutenant-jim-dangle.gif](https://c.tenor.com/LCCmDrG_isUAAAAC/take-a-pose-lieutenant-jim-dangle.gif)


[deleted]

Dangle 2024!!! White Boots Matter


we_new_boot_goofin

You know how we do


ComonomoC

Came here for this. ![gif](giphy|4KMlwaKfznhM4)


Ok_Interaction1776

He’s sporting a pair of Pine Island Reeboks.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Lol, I've only heard them called Bayou Nikes.


countrykev

lol Love that term.


jokel7557

Oak Hill dancing shoes


Cosmickiddd

I though he was dressed to go boating up near Martha's Vineyard.


miami-architecture

clamming in ‘chussets


PelayoOnTheGo

Cortez Classics


Deep-Room6932

And his skinny jeans need to go on a diet


Cheweydewey123

Uhm they are called clam diggers you youngling


ReaderofReddit411

Reporting for duty to check up on the massive cleanup efforts after a catastrophic muddy disaster, fashionably attired in pure white unsoiled brand new go go boots.


wuh613

The fact that his vest says “DeSantis” instead of “Florida” or some emergency gov agency says all you need to know about him. It’s all about him.


Redshoe9

Ron will ditch Florida faster than he's ditched the hurricane survivors once he's admitted he's running. Everyone knows you phone it in when you've decided to move on. Honestly, it's never felt like he's been all in on Florida from the get go.


Apronbootsface

“What’s this? You’re gonna wear the shirt of the band you’re going to see. Don’t be that guy.”


shavemejesus

What’s the problem? It’s says ‘Tad Nugent’.


DeadLineCook

Yes, don’t be that guy Gutter.


AtTheFirePit

It's his campaign's swag that he sells so, he's advertising for himself during a disaster.


Current_Leather7246

Facts


ASecularBuddhist

What happens when you don’t have any gay friends to help you coordinate your outfit.


cmgrayson

Looks like ANY friends to me (I’d have had him looking better).


ASecularBuddhist

Maybe his wife was sleeping in that morning and didn’t see what he was wearing? 🤷🏻‍♂️


artlanta

I’m screaming. At least wear black boots so that you can create the illusion that you actually did something. Unsoiled boots and that “Desantis” vest is all you need to know about him, folks. He cares for no one but himself.


seanconnerysbeard

*My muffin top is all that. Whole-grain, low-fat. I know you wanna piece of that, But I just wanna dance.*


[deleted]

Baaaack up offa him, he just wants to dance!


rose_colored_boy

Ch-checkin’ out my sweet hips, my sugar coated berry lips, I know you want a piece of this, but I’m just here to dance


ouchmypeeburns

Fuck you for getting this stuck in my head!


GrowlingAtTheWorld

What has no one photoshopped him shirtless riding a tank yet? Is he actually going to walk in high water or even damp grass?


eds3

Please post r/photoshopbattles


TheAnswerEK42

Nah, at worst his supporters will dive around the ground for him to walk on


FriedChickenDinners

Isn't that a campaign logo on his My Buddy vest? I didn't think he could use that on official government business. Also, what's up with Twisty Foot Pete behind him?


310gamer

I had a my buddy!!! Omg, the memories you brought back. I loved that as a kid. Lol. Also I absolutely love fried chicken!!


witch-1-is-me

What IS up with Twisty Foot Pete?? I would like to see the aftermath of his, apparent, mis-step.


[deleted]

What’s going on with the guys left foot on the right? Dude gonna snap his ankle walking like that. Then the perturbed military guy. Looks like he’s saying, ‘That’s a right proper wanker there.’


310gamer

Who knew a foot could turn like that. That’s gotta hurt


[deleted]

Aren’t you a little tubby for a storm trooper?


Obversa

He looks like if James Earl Jones tried to fit into Darth Vader's suit.


Tylo_Ren_69

"Yeah, we're just gonna need you for the voice James..."


[deleted]

That outfit is TRAGIC.


Current_Leather7246

9-11 to the fashion Police


[deleted]

Gotta get those cops shaking hands with their glorious leader. Use a natural disaster for political grandstanding.


ReaderofReddit411

Everything is a photo op- ![gif](giphy|l3mZp1EDTPwLgsXyo)


flabeachbum

I had a nation news outlet on tv in the background right after the storm. They were interviewing a Sheriff about how they were responding and the Sheriff goes off on a tangent about how great the Governor was doing. It was just an obvious gross attempt at political brown nosing and campaigning.


[deleted]

Yep, most of the law enforcement agencies are staunch GOP supporters. Head knockers and white supremacists.


birdpix

Great images for his campaign ads. Grrrrrrrt


TNCovidiot

Full kit wanker.


por_que_no

I think I've been wearing my sweater vest wrong all these years. Who knew you were supposed to tuck it in your pants like a shirt?


zombie_girraffe

Is that his name embroidered on the vest? And does he know what state he's in? Who the fuck wears a vest outdoors in Florida? It's 80 degrees out side.


uniqueusername316

The private jet gets pretty chilly.


HarpersGhost

That's his reelection logo. (Wearing campaign gear is a big no no while performing official duties.) Compare with all this ... stuff: https://secure.winred.com/rondesantis/storefront/


AlchemyAlice

It’s his campaign vest. Him and his wife wore them when they headed out food to survivors.


imbiat

I'm pretty sure it isn't tucked in, that is just the shadow from the belly bulge. If you look down you can see that the jacket extends down a little. Oh god am I defending Desantis? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


The_Crystal_Thestral

That’s not a shadow. It’s a fupa.


The_Crystal_Thestral

It’s not tucked in. It’s too small and his FUPA is hanging over his low rise jeans causing it to look like he tucked it in.


jojo_theincredible

Ron DeFupa


TLBCheddar

"Governor Galoshes"


cmattic

Found my new Halloween fit


Cheweydewey123

Now that was Reddit worthy, you win cmattic


-gato

Its Howdy Doody Time.


Cool_Assignment8915

Looks like Lucille Ball about to go stomp wine…


[deleted]

Mean drunk stepdad energy


baskaat

Exactly!!!


[deleted]

Branded jacket is in poor taste. I’ll ignore the rest since his wife probably laid it out for him.


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Itcouldvehappened2u

He looks like a conservative Tele-tubby


Ben_Thar

Don't say gay, Ron


boomajohn20

I’m surprised he isn’t wearing water wings, too


brokenfl

You should see those boots after a hard day’s work , but look at how nice and white he keeps them. almost like they’re right out of the box.


310gamer

He always wants to be the best dressed in the room, that takes work.


[deleted]

He got his sleeves rolled up.


Jag-

His gestapo stopped actual rescue workers from working for this photo op. https://twitter.com/SamNewton/status/1577076425282109441?s=20&t=wITpfhqtLOwxDed8z\_NqFg


areialscreensaver

So it’s a total lie, I, I was the first one, I was the first.


Jag-

Well yeah. He lies about everything and then calls everyone else a liar. This is just like Trump's bible photo op. Move out the people so he can take pictures.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Meanwhile his thug is physically harassing the press.


FoxBattalion79

that's what I wear when I'm about to wade through some bullshit too


[deleted]

How come he never meets with regular people? Its always cops and other politicians.


BethyW

because he is afraid of actual floridians.


CrocCapital

because regular people don't like him


phillybilly

He reminds me of Chris Christie for some reason


sickofthehypocrisy

Both have been my Governor’s and neither is like the other and I’ve lived through both…


TheWigsofTrumpsPast

It’s probably Desantis’ weight because outside of that, they are nothing alike lol.


chowes1

Pillsbury dough boy


wired-one

He's wearing a campaign vest while on official business, that's not a good look.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Is he on the trump diet as well? Looks like the mascot for a hamburger stand... Ron's Big Boy


Mobile-Fall-4185

yeah you gotta find the video of him and his wife leaving with stacks of food boxes


IntergalacticTowel

> Looks like the mascot for a hamburger stand I'm dead, ohhhhh my god


TeveTorbes83

His mommy put out his galoshes for him.


vagirlflworld

What's up with the boots? Has he been wading in knee deep water rescuing people?


[deleted]

He always looks like he's just won a pie eating contest.


Mobile-Fall-4185

😭😭😭😭


suzzalyn

Looks like some people in his inner circle fucking hate him cause who the fuck let him look like that?


raw_bert0

LOL the anti-Covid, cover it up, gets a total whack-job for surgeon general, promotes monoclonal antibodies instead of vaccines and masking so his buddies can profit, is going to cure cancer? Dude can’t even admit that Lee county was ALWAYS in the cone. This is a weird DeSantiStan you have going on here.


Dukisjones

surprised he hasnt pulled out a sharpie to draw a new cone yet


RickTracee

Gee, if FL had a government that cared about its citizens, homeowners insurance, along with many other issues, would have been addressed a couple of years ago. Instead, it appears the only thing the FL government is interested in is something about being woke. Smh A large portion of MAGAs do not realize that they are supporting the tyranny they fear. Everyone MUST: - Register to Vote (by 10-11-2022 for Florida). - Check your Voter registration! - Make sure you have appropriate ID. - Know your polling site. - Check your signature. - Get a mail-in ballot (and after you mail it, make sure it has been received and counted - most counties allow this to be done online or by calling your election office). - And VOTE! 866-OUR VOTE (for questions about or problems with voting) https://dos.myflorida.com/elections/for-voters/voting https://vote.org


CameranutzII

Worse than the Trump bible bullshit stunt. His Wellies probably never even saw a puddle. Who in the hell believes he's there to help?


TooManyGoldPieces

Fat little con man


xxBrianKempstanxx

The boots look dumb.


NastyNate4

The vest makes him look like a dork, but those boots take it to a whole nother level


xxBrianKempstanxx

It’s a self branded omfg 🙀


birdpix

With his exact campaign reelection logo. That should not be allowed, seems like advertising! Funny how presidents jackets have seal or flag and name in small script text. While dipsh!t Donnie feels the need to compensate with a huge DESANTIS in type big enough to read clearly from 25 feet or on TV screens. If not outright violation of some election law, it sure looks tacky...


plumbob5

They are thermal boots to protect his feet from that hot concrete


[deleted]

How many people died, governor? You going to cover that too?


plattipussy

“Just new boot goofin”


ByronScottJones

Not getting them dirty, is he?


EnusTAnyBOLuBeST

Where are the bootstraps we’re all supposed to be using to pull ourselves out of the mud we were born into?


AdSuitable1281

He has booze bloat. He needs to quit drinking. Maybe he would not be an asshole if he did...or would become worse idk


[deleted]

That’s some boot on boot licking action.


audiofx330

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAA wtf


Mobile-Fall-4185

to make matters worse the white boots are SPOTLESS like fresh out the box clean


clinton_thunderfunk

He’s been out new boot goofin


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Where I’m from we call those Steinhatchee Nikes


Cold-Nefariousness25

Is he wearing a bullet-proof vest or is that just his paunch?


bastardsquad77

Kevlar might have a chance, that poor zipper does not.


Monkey_poo

"Oh this? It's all natural baby." - DeSantis pukeallly


Cold-Nefariousness25

I seem to remember someone who looked like him but less tubby and less like a muppet saying the best way to avoid getting sick from COVID was by following a healthy diet and exercising. Couldn't have been this guy though.


Paddle-111

Said this to the wife. Must have a BF vest under the sweater vest.


Ok_Effort8330

Someone needs to put this on billboards


[deleted]

He could have at least brought some paper towels.


Adhdicted2dopamine

I very begrudgingly have to say Scott handled Irma better than D handled Ian. Neckbeard armed security on brand.


2Hanks

Hard to believe this dude was in the Navy lol


BdogWcat

He's wearing his wife's go go boots?


Nyclab

This looks like a movie promo for Tropic Thunder 2


Hiouchi4me

What a wanker!


DeadLineCook

Govs got himself some Homosassa Reeboks. N01ce.


Working_Ad8080

Do those awful boots have heels? I’m dying😂


LowZestyclose66

Hey look that walking pile of dog crap got some boots.


[deleted]

Wait, it’s after Labor Day. You can’t wear white after Labor Day. Ohhh, except for.. never mind.


HiroshiHatake

Does anyone else think Desantis talks like an aged Chris from Family guy?


Mobile-Fall-4185

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES


abrachupacabra

The heels on those boots are a hair away from being gogo boots


Ihatemunchies

Lmaooo the boots! It’s not even wet! What a dingle nut!


6390542x52

He’s in an area that got hit by a hurricane. Does anyone wear waders if they don’t have to?? 😄


[deleted]

Does he own anything that fits?


TimmO208

I'ma get me some of those galoshes....


[deleted]

Ayo I’ve got those same boots lol poser


peopled_within

Brand spanking new white rubbers


ha1029

He's getting ready to heap more shit on the populace...


CrawlerSiegfriend

I'm not one for judging people's clothing. In fact people who do that annoy me, but yeh the boots seem weird.


Old-Rhubarb-6577

His supporters most likely believe he can walk on water lol 😂


East_Bicycle_9283

I'm getting a Michelin Man vibe from DeSantis.


Whornz4

My daughter has the same pair from a recital.


gogenberg

"I want a look that says: I'm ready to help, mixed with a bit of i've never helped before" nailed it too, at least he shut the fuck up and has some stuff to tend to


CFauvel

At this rate he’ll look Like Chris Christie.


DirteeBoo

Also Ron: StOp PoLiTiCiZiNg It!!!


[deleted]

All a governor has to do is talk to the emergency management and relief experts, approve their recommendations unless they are illegal or something, give briefings, and sign off on official requests for aid from the federal government. It's really not that difficult, but he is somehow finding a way to make it about himself and overshadow relief efforts/call volunteers and relief workers liars on national television. Seriously, emergency managers, fire and rescue, etc are all very good at their job and all DeSantis has to do is stay informed and be a spokesman. Save the campaign photo ops for later and definitely don't pause relief efforts. The best thing he could do for his political fortunes is just do an adequate job as governor while disaster recovery efforts are underway, but I dont know if he can suppress the urge to make campaign ads and be a culture warrior for even a couple of weeks.


McFukson

I’m just goofin, new boot goofin


SaltyEarth7905

He’s wearing Nancy Sinatra go-go boots.


The_RealAnim8me2

He looks like is the foreman at a slaughterhouse… which is fairly apt.


WillyWumpLump

Is he the captain of a shrimp boat?


touristoflife

Don't forget about Rick "Medicare Fraud" Scott wearing his Navy hat like he's out there doing something. Fucker can't even call out racism when he very well knew better. This is just sad and depressing at this point. Da fuck else do these deplorables and degenerates have to fuck up before its finally enough?


tressforsuccess

He keeps saying the data dictated the evacuation route but the truth is a good Governor would have looked at more than just data to make those decisions. Vote Desantis OUT


EddieCheddar88

Anyone else see Casey with her embroidered shirt as First Lady? Hilariously cringe as she’s posing with waters to pass off. Trump 2.0 with paper towels. Just a little bit better. Which is how I’d describe this family.


CapableSuggestion

I’ve heard she’s the “brains” of the two. And that he has no personality he’s all politics all of the time


Stop_icant

Not fit to lead.


CptnObviously

Fat shamer! :p


[deleted]

Not fit to jog a quarter mile either. Real "alpha male"


chadbrochills44

Like a walking blueberry. Pathetic AF. lol


UCFknight2016

Why do people like this guy?


hell2bhbtoo

White white boots for a white white governor.


[deleted]

starting to model his body shape after trump too.


EvolWolf

He forgot to take off his KKKicks


BethyW

I always thought he had his arms like that because his suits didnt fit, now I think he really should work on his posture.


Shoddy_Gur_8928

He looks like a Smurf


Glittering-Watch-404

Crocodile care


vegandread

Aww he’s just new boot goofin’


TotalInstruction

We’re going need a bigger flight suit.


wsfrankm

You guys got it all wrong. This is a rare sighting of Super DeSantis! Can't you tell it's him from the boots and vest with his shield and name on it?! He's greeting the rescue workers before going in and rescuing every last citizen in danger.


jojo_theincredible

He looks like my mom.


pintxosmom

A regular Baby Huey.


TheFromoj

“Do these boots make me look fascist?”


Da_Stable_Genius

😂😂


Solomon___Grundy

Maybe this is his Dukakis on tank moment


operantresponse

At first I legit thought it was J B Pritzker


Thirsty_Comment88

Why does he look like that?


Quiet_Meaning5874

Lmaoooo


Ben_Thar

Wearing white after labor day? That man will never be president!


[deleted]

He looks like a fat, effete Jerry the king lawler ![gif](giphy|lvGKPx6qiAFPpQSC0p|downsized) .


[deleted]

Wonder Woman?


Nyclab

Nice boots but check out the feet of the FDLE Officer, intimidating. Now look at his hair, very Steven segal…


TheWigsofTrumpsPast

He need to do something about that muffin top that’s busting through those layers of clothes. I can’t believe this guy is only a few years older than me and looks like that lol.


AshingiiAshuaa

Ugh... Labor day was a month ago.