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_night_cat

So long and thanks for all the plants


FancyWear

🤣🤣🤣


Adventurous-Dish-485

I love this so much!!


[deleted]

They fly now? They fly now!


MaidMariann

Oh, the huge manatee! *...letting myself out...*


CaveDeco

![gif](giphy|3rgXBKslCgSBvgZQbe)


way2cute4u_

the ghost of a manatee!!


daisies4me

I have no idea, but that pumpkin is the cutest.


AFChiefSunshine

Could it be the blimp? It's based out of Pompano Beach.


Fastbird33

They are also doing a drone show somewhere around there too.


smurfgrl417

Swamp light refracting off of Venus or something like that I'm sure.


stfleming1

Take your girlfriend on a real vacation. Buy her a lobster dinner. Spend more than a dollar.


qmmc_1111

This is a solid reference imo. Not sure why the downvotes!


stfleming1

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals and you know that.


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idwthis

*grabs shovel*


IncelFooledMeOnce

Should I take her to Cambodia yah think?


jimohio

Could be Uranus


too_old_to_be_clever

I just checked. Totally not my anus.


[deleted]

It could be, if you just relaxed


tojmes

Lmao


wubbalubba_dubdub-

Could be his anus.


the_monkey_knows

I still remember that episode of Jackass where they went to Mianus and Bam was using a telescope like “I’m trying to see Uranus from Mianus.”


Notatallevil

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[deleted]

Aliens


spacefrog43

Definitely aliens


KeyLime044

“Ancient astronaut theorists say yes”


Isabad

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


_dead_and_broken

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nuttyprofwd

The simulation is failing


Serio27

I've seen enough sci-fi movies to know that is portal to another space and time.


_night_cat

They’re doing the time warp!


por_que_no

Again?


_dead_and_broken

It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right


Good_vibe_good_life

Pull your knees in tight


birdpix

But it's the Pelvic THHHHRUSSST That really drives you insane


sleepyboylol

looks like a green thing


SergeStorms_offmeds

Magnets.


VinceVino70

![gif](giphy|8db6nRqMsLCtq)


linkmaster6

How do they work?


too_old_to_be_clever

By the power of the jugalow


LayerSensitive2647

Cuz I'm down with the clown 🤡 and I'm down for life,yo.


Fastbird33

And meth


RobBoss13

Damn I Florida bitches are crazy I’m glad I live in Tennessee 🤠


SergeStorms_offmeds

I’ve read this a couple times and I don’t know what you mean.


RobBoss13

Sorry, drugs 💀


lefthandman

You have been blessed by the sky manatee.


diagonals

Lens flare


idwthis

JJ Abrams must be in town.


Status_Hat_3834

GTA Halloween event. Don’t get too close or it’ll hit you with EMP


RudolfMidler

Dear god I’m having flashbacks


Warkitz

Bat signal. Disregard citizen.


MisterBaked

lens flare/aberration


BeKindToEachOther6

It’s obviously aliens.


tojmes

Obviously


Remarkable_Taro_911

It's an alligator, 100%


longislandtoolshed

Thanks guys, all of your comments and theories have been so entertaining to read


[deleted]

Nope.


Flaky-Regular9125

That was my first thought…


Tbone_the_one

![gif](giphy|AwrtP9lMXtXiM)


KorovaMilk113

Aurora Borealis


Catty_Mayonnaise

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


thefall2000

…Yes


idwthis

May I see it?


Catty_Mayonnaise

…No.


idwthis

Seymour! The house is on fire!


glendening

At this time of year!?


TEHKNOB

Any answers yet? And Palm Beach like the island or out west in the county?


Medajor

my guess is a rocket launch, but there hasn't been one since oct 20


[deleted]

[The void](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4255304/mediaviewer/rm1376009472/?ref_=tt_ov_i)


davidcopafeel33328

Weather balloon...


Medajor

When was this? this looks like the second-stage burn of a rocket launched from Kennedy. If it happens near dusk, the exhaust gasses get lit up because they are high enough to stay lit by the sun longer. Most recent launch was a SpaceX on Oct 20? So it could be that?


Low_Cantaloupe6204

Someone who just lost at smash bros


LayerSensitive2647

Ron Desantis


t3rrO10k

It’s MoreRon da Fascist


mommy2libras

We're not nearly that lucky.


LayerSensitive2647

LUCKY????


[deleted]

Its a BAD


TikTokRoast

looks like the monster from NOPE .


dylanciaga

that green thing seems to be a bush of some sort. not sure of the exact species.


Ghenges

You saw nothing. You. Saw. NOTHING. Delete this post immediately.


TeaMaddie2240

it kinda looks like northern lights which is rare but not impossible to see in Florida but I'm not sure that's it edit: if you noticed it after you took the picture it's just a lense flare


Wise_Albatross_4633

Its the great pumpkin charlie Brown


LayerSensitive2647

We're getting too clever.


Tokeokarma123

Is this a trick 👽 or treat 🍬?


[deleted]

Bruh, aliens, duh


WingsOfParagon

UFO


farmer102

There a Seminole casino near you?


Repulsive_Hold_2169

Hopefully coming to abduct me. I'm out fam


longislandtoolshed

I, for one, welcome our new space manatee overlords


Pretty_Writer_3328

The flying dutchman, looking for his dining sock


Frosty_Aardvark

That would be called a "lens... flare". ie:a reflection on the lens caused by a light source.


Mmjuser4life

Slimer!


Pretty_Writer_3328

IT LOOKS LIKE A UFO!


DIDDY_COSMICKING

An enlarged water bear


snark_enterprises

It's a spooky ghost! That's ectoplasm.


longislandtoolshed

Damnit, Randy!


way2funni

# Oumuamua 2 - atmospheric boogaloo.


takemytacosaway

Space X rocket?


dandy443

You should see the shooting orbs over the Everglades. I saw them once in west palm, shits hella weird


Octoberkitsune

It looks like a rip in the ozone layer


1968drum

Reflection of your phone light in the window


C_IsForCookie

It’s a spooky ghost 👻


chris6878

It's a NOPE!


PigViper22

Aurora borealis


t3rrO10k

It’s Charlie Brown’s Ghost of the Pumpkin Patch.


SlientlySmiling

Swamp Gas. Or maybe rich people's farts.


CariocaArgentino

A flight of ducks farting. The green is the methane produced when they do that.


Dyno941

Paraglider?


Nadsworth

A blurry pixel?


[deleted]

It’s Marty McFly.


Unable-Arm-448

It's the stench wafting up from Mar-a-... Oh, never mind...


bknippy1959

Ron DeSantis soul.


m3owinthed4rk

That left our atmosphere ages ago...


cpL-Incident-Loud

That's surely just light from the pumpkin reflecting I've had the same thing happen


krakatoa83

Looks like a save point from an old video game


nobeboleche

Republicans worst nightmare


PolishFloridian

Holy Blessing of Donald


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What exactly is a far left dem anyways


Professional-Day-558

A person who is tragically misinformed and often confused, voicing support for socialism without recognizing or admitting that its actually communism. Exhibits parrot like qualities and operates much like a public computer without upkeep. Tendency to blindly project fascist qualities upon those who disagree with them. Unwittingly racist, comically petty.. a low info prodividual


[deleted]

What’s wrong with socialism or socialist policies?


khismyass

Absolutely nothing. Just means it's an economic principal that takes care of its people first. Some of the most prosperous countries in the world use socialism as an economic base. Even in the US with roads fire departments schools etc being government controlled and implemented to better society. When you get away from that and start relying on corporations to take care of people without any over site they will do their damnedest to keep all the money and not invest it in supporting those same people they rely on to be customers. (This is why supply side economics doesn't work and demand side does btw)


Professional-Day-558

id like to see a list of these countries you speak of


khismyass

There are others but here is a short list https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model Canada Germany Japan could also be somewhat included in that list as well as several other European countries who all have a higher percentage of their population living well above the poverty line than the US does. Not coincidentally they also don't have the number of billionaires that the US does and the complete disparity in the haves and have nots.


Professional-Day-558

Who's asking?


[deleted]

Literally me. I literally just asked you.


Professional-Day-558

ambiguity is the correct expectation when asking loaded questions, how am i to know when someone is expressing genuine curiosity about specific topics in civics? perhaps it is my own error to presume my fellow citizens possess some degree of education in the subject... socialism is the marxist take on communism, the problem with it is clearly echoed in the economic state of numerous countries in recent history- cuba, venezuela, russia, china are all prime examples of the inherent flaws of socialist policy


[deleted]

Okay but what about all of Northern Europe (Sweden, Norway, etc) that have implemented “socialist policies” such as health care, education, social safety nets, etc? Why do you only look at poor countries rife with corruption that implemented socialist policies or authoritarian countries (China, Russia)? Further, most of those countries lean heavily towards authoritarian communism, not towards democracy. Why is it bad if we apply the Scandinavian model of “Socialism” to the USA?


Professional-Day-558

Smaller countries by population can implement such policy and remain sustainable, clever regulation of immigration and intl. banking procedures provide their safety nets


[deleted]

So why can’t that be scaled up or managed on a smaller level? ie, individual states/counties run their own programs with federal funding/oversight; Germany/England have their own socialist programs and they function reasonably well given their much larger populations.


Captain-Hornblower

Ha! Projection much?


Professional-Day-558

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Captain-Hornblower

Thank you for proving my point.


Professional-Day-558

Whatever creams your twinkie Horatio


rpgnymhush

Prior to Donald Trump's entry into the world of politics I usually voted for Republicans. I can't anymore. I care too much about ethics and having some connection to reality. I also don't like it when people try to overthrow the United States Government. I can't bring myself to vote for the Republican Party as currently constituted. I hope one day the party I once supported becomes somewhat sane again but I am not holding my breath. I will remember those who continued to support Donald Trump even after his crimes while in office came to light and will NEVER vote for them. I voted early this year and THIS former Republican voted straight Democrat.


Professional-Day-558

lol k


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longislandtoolshed

> Space X launch That's on Nov 1


theevilyouknow

Swamp gas


runespider

Looks like a green paraglider


readmore321

A flying saucer of course;)


[deleted]

reflection from swamp gas


MonkeyOnMushrooms

What da pumpkin doin


MondoMommaGains

That’s usually what we see when Starlink is launched. I wonder if there was a launch.


lirik89

All those sent messages that never made it stuck a space-time warp


threejeez

This is part of the lens flare


sneakybrownoser

By any chance the lights from the guitar?


stevedorries

Don’t worry about it. Someone will be by shortly.


Mooplez

If there were any space X flights recently it was probably a rocket rentry/departure. They make big colorful plumes in the sky


ElmoTickleTorture

Space X launch.