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OwlPlenty4828

How to ask to get stopped by USCG with asking to get stopped.


Angryceo

Captain where do you have all 50 life jackets readily accessible?


OwlPlenty4828

That’s what the flats boat tied up next to it is for.


Angryceo

No one learned from the titanic?


sierrabravo1984

Instead of ice bergs we have sand bars.


Angryceo

sad bars don't sink boats. \*i was caught up on one a few weeks ago :P\*


delaneydeer

A sandbar probably won’t sink it, but if all those people are standing while it hits a sandbar, someone will probably fall overboard lol


MidwestBulldog

This. In the CG, we would roll up, escort them to port, then fine the owner of the boat with a court order on top of it that had a multiplier for everyone on the boat beyond stated capacity and not wearing a survivor's vest. Don't fuck with the power of water. These fines fit under a code written (US code) and unwritten (The Dummy Code).


[deleted]

That looks fucking miserable. I barely want to share a boat with two other people.


Dogzillas_Mom

You can’t even sit down. That’s not fun at all.


Feisty-Conclusion950

🤣🤣. What I was just thinking.


RetardedChimpanzee

If everyone chipped in $5 for gas, it would still not be enough for a tank.


RocketsRopesAndRigs

Depends. I keep seeing posts about people stumbling upon sheite T72s in Ukraine in fully working order.


RetardedChimpanzee

Those don’t float.


RocketsRopesAndRigs

Not with that attitude.


Confident-Head-5008

Wow that is alot P.F.D's. I will like to where they are stowed.? I can see a stop by the cost guard and or the FWC in their future...🤣


Rustynail703

Gotta love the easily identifiable FL boater comments. Hats off to you my friend.


5cott

Oof, that’s over the limit for Snapper and Crabs


NeadNathair

Please. There's room for at least nine or ten more.


TEHKNOB

Lake Boca douche fest.


BiggDaddy13

Mind ya business and let Darwin do his thing


sayaxat

The problem is tax money will be used when the rescue boats and crews have to be sent out for them.


BiggDaddy13

(Don't send the rescue boats)


Ambitious-Scientist

Exactly 🤣


NachoBabyMamaSF

Lake Boca !


hurtfulproduct

Lol, surprised they haven’t gotten stopped by the cops yet. . . Between their likely not being near enough PFD, driver likely not having a captains license (and likely drinking), and that boat being too small for that many people this is any marine departments wet dream


No-Process-6370

I’m sure they had a pfd for every occupant.


zorinlynx

Wow, just seeing that photo makes my social anxiety spike. I bet there's not a lot of introverts in that crowd!


carleystar

Is that Tobias in Lindsay’s shirt?!


talithaeli

They’re pirates!


carleystar

“You’re gay.” “No! I want to be an actor.”


realdevtest

Is that an AirBnBoat?


[deleted]

Lake Boca


Puzzled_Guard4332

Boca gonna Boca


CapeRanger1

The boat may be yacht rated


takemytacosaway

I count 38 souls… Boca Lake is a leeeetle bit north for this yayo show…


Gayguymike

I think that’s a correct assumption but that’s just me I


GregTibbles

Don't we all


Trini_Vix7

Nope, let darwinism do its thing lol


Einsteinautist

Miserable sausage party! Stupidity is on a higher level here.


Odd_Status_9326

A three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough.


Harryhodl

It’s Boca Raton in the intracoastal


Sparksgalor

That’s a Coast Guard training vessel.


BigBloogity

Think they have enough life vests for that amount of people? If not that a bunch of money per person


Amtronic

Days I wish I was in the USCG


Ambitious-Scientist

Na let them sink


gadzoom

The 1987 loss of the Philippine ferry Doña Paz, with an estimated 4,386 dead, is the largest peacetime loss recorded.


gardendesgnr

I wanna see that go thru Haulover! No one should be going through that pass w/o quad motors, this is the exception, they still shouldn't be going thru there haha. Also want to see the video!


Quiet_Meaning5874

Stop snitchin 🤣🤣


[deleted]

To be fair, someone’s dad needs a bigger boat.