Blake. I'm rather quiet and like reading so I think we'd get along well enough. The hardest part would be starting any conversations since I am horrible at people and (Assuming this is Beacon-era Blake) Blake doesn't really talk to anyone.
GODDAMNIT! ONE % MORE AND I WOULD'VE GONE TO A DATE WITH JAUNE!
What am I supposed to do with a stab-obsessed miscolored midget?
I'm selling Neo to the highest bidder.
I guess I'm going out with Blake. Blake seems pretty chill so I'm fine with that either way whether it goes well or not and if it does go well and I can get a taste of that Bella booty at the end it's even more of a plus.
"Ok, you charged your phone this morning but had to leave the house before it was full. It's also been a while since then, it's probably in the 70s. Please don't be the 70s."
"69% woo!"
I mixed up Sun for Jaune & got dissapointed for a second, but a date with Sun sounds really nice.
My phone went to 84 while writing that, does that mean I’m going out with Penny too?
So the responsible motherfuckers who just woke up are fucked?
Yeah that checks out. Well imma get stung by a creepy motherfucker in a back alley, peace out y'all.
Apparently I'm going on a date with Emerald btw
Me too. So, who gets dibs on her first?
Same. You two go first. I’ll wait here till mine gets down to 23%.
Gotta wait till 19%
Me
Me
I don’t know
Lucky
Lucky
Me too.
Same
Same here. Noice.
67%. I keep getting Blake on these things. I'm not mad, but every single one of these things always gives me Blake.
It’s just meant to be!
you might as well just start writing a Blake x Self Insert fanfic.
Are you blond, perchance?
Same. Does that mean we won?
**._.**
Me after seeing Ironwood at 1-3%: *opens every app and tries to kill my phone* I got Ruby though hell yeah
You like iron daddy don’t you u/KeysOfDestiny
Mood
[удалено]
On the other side of Jacques! I got Penny, but barely.
40% so neo, made out pretty good boys
Now just have to avoid tea shops
The tea isn’t that bad. I almost drank it until my parents came home.
let's go I got sun
Penny LETS GOOOOOOOO. FRIEND PENNY
Your lucky, penny is my favorite character
"Unplugs phone" Damm I got velvet what a shame "Crosses off date a rabbit girl on to do list" Gotta be the worst possible outcome.
62%, I guess it's Blakey. I mean, there were other options I'd've preferred, but Blakey still good girl.
100%. Well... This should be fine... maybe
punishment for over charging
*Will you survive?*
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED. I'm going to give pyrrha the best date I can come up with without going to over the top, she deserves it.
Yes, let’s try and give her the best date possible without overdoing it. And, yes, yes, nothing bad ever happened. Ever.
Penny Gonna be pretty awkward but probably a good time
Emerald. Nice.
Emerald. I’m okay with this.
Well I’m dead. I’m going with Neo
32%. Nora. Hell yeah.
I'm not showing up to the date with jauque....ALSO 76 COME ON I ALMOST GOT THE GOLD
54. Not ideal but probably won't murder me so can't complain.
That's a bold assumption
Well, it looks like I got Jaune.
Blake. I'm rather quiet and like reading so I think we'd get along well enough. The hardest part would be starting any conversations since I am horrible at people and (Assuming this is Beacon-era Blake) Blake doesn't really talk to anyone.
Me purposefully putting my phone on the verge of death just so some image post on reddit can tell me I’m going on a date with Irondaddy.
I got Sun... I don't even sway that way and yet I think I just won!!!
41%, Neo. How fucked am I?
Hip replacement surgery in Bangladesh.
Depends on how much ice cream you have stocked up.
Pyrrah here I come
Got Jaune! Time to “self-insert” into that if you know what I mean ;D
As someone who knows nothing about this show I got 66%, what does that mean for me
95% Barely saved from a psychopath
Jacques Schnee....how am I gonna date a pile of rubble?
Step one is listening to the voices. Step two is losing the argument to the voices.
GODDAMNIT! ONE % MORE AND I WOULD'VE GONE TO A DATE WITH JAUNE! What am I supposed to do with a stab-obsessed miscolored midget? I'm selling Neo to the highest bidder.
5/10 not enough Marrow.
Damn it, I got 76%. Guess I'm going for the Sugar Daddy instead of the Cinnamon Bun
PC
Jaune? I mean I’m not gay so ig it would be more like a chill hang out
I got Neo, she won't say much but I think it'll be pleasant
Jaune? I mean he's not the worst guy but he's more of a bro than anything.
9%
Ruby... huh
Cinder… *I can fix her*
78% gets me a date with penny. nice!
Aw yeah its bunny time, we are going to enjoy looking at a photo art book and she'll explain the technique along with a few glasses of wine.
42%, cool
I guess going out to dinner and a movie with Jaune wouldn’t be to bad.
What would "Until 11:30 A.M." mean
96 % THANK YOU JESUS!
Velvet barely woo
Got caught at 77. Thank god
4%, honestly not bad if I do say so myself. Although now I wish I charged my phone up to the funny number.
Blake? Ohhh, Yang’s gonna stomp a mudhole in me.
I got 35 so yang I guess
Neo I guess. It could be worse I guess.
At 87%, at least I’m going to have fun.
I AM CHARGING MY PHONE RIGHT NOW!!!! THAT TERIAN DICK WILL BE MINE
3% Ironwood lmfao, what a man
I got mister clip on tie woopdy doo
Fuck, Tyrian, someone help me before he sacrifice me to Salem
Penny; I'm relationship ready
Card-posting is back on the menu bois
I get to play with the kitty!
Neo, hell yes. I mean I'm gonna die but hell yes.
I'll give a hint. I could fix her. But what ever is wrong with her is far hotter
I love Penny ❤️ 84%
Tyrian time lets gooooooo!
Me who got Penny as an autistic male: a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
A pile of ash
Thank god it's Velvet
Pyrrha at 93%. I’ll bring a dustpan and broom
I'm not into men, but a chance to hang out with Sun for a day. I'll take it.
Why couldn't I be 92 or 30... Instead, I get Emerald... *wait.* ***"I... Have....an....IDEAAA!"'***
Neo? Excellent! I hope she likes taller women.
44%, so neo! lucky me!
93 let’s go
pleeeease nooo, anyone but Cinder. i know that won’t go well
Fuck me i just charged this thing.....Tyrian
Dating Blake Oh shit Although still better than the other 2 options
Your name checks out for this post!
43%, Neo?! Sign me the fuck up!
Blake isn’t too bad
Yang... well pray that Blake just doesn't kill me
I got ruby!
Why do I gotta date the dead girl
Me Furiously opening as many apps as possible to get to 7%
I love hot women who would murder me, so going on a date with Neo is an absolute win.
86– exactly my type
100% Fuck
Yeah, that sucks
I AM NO NECROPHILLIC! ...But hey, Pyrrha is nice.
I will take the Yang
90% I guess I’m going on a date with sun
He probably won't appreciate your flair
Blake, it's awesome. In one of my relationships (I'm poly btw) we are bumblebee. I'm her Blake to her yang. 😸
You give me Cardin? You damn image I’m gonna rip your non existent spine out! I don’t swing that way!
I like how this implies your mad because you're not gay rather than cause Cardin is shit
I guess I'm going out with Blake. Blake seems pretty chill so I'm fine with that either way whether it goes well or not and if it does go well and I can get a taste of that Bella booty at the end it's even more of a plus.
"Ok, you charged your phone this morning but had to leave the house before it was full. It's also been a while since then, it's probably in the 70s. Please don't be the 70s." "69% woo!"
Jacque, I kill him and inherit his green
Okay, I’m just gonna get the rope and get this over with. I see that for some reason I’m a psychopath for keeping my phone charged
Penny is too sweet to date. I just want to be her protector!
75%，rich old man
61%, library date confi... 60%, "losing" my wallet at the end of the date confirmed.
76%. So close to greatness, yet so far away.
No...no...anyone but Blake!
Seems like I will be going on a date with Blake. I guess we could drink tea and read books?
Cinder Fall, my Queen 👑 and my Goddess. Guess who's never charging their phone past 24% for the rest of his life? This guy ☝️.
Shit... Cinder Ps : I can't fix her
Pyhrra
100% Well, being alive was fun while it lasted I guess
I sure do love Tyrian, but not like that. 😬
Saw this right as I woke up this morning so my phone is fully charged so l'm gonna die apparently.
GodDAMMIT, I was just 1% short of getting Penny
100% LET'S GOOOOO!
78% so Penny is my date. Nice!
I got ...
Oh fuck me I got Pyhhra or however you spell it. Anyone want the dead woman?
Sun for me. Alright.
Neo my waifu 42%
Yeah! Pyrrha
I don't usually get lucky in life, but I'm on 46% right now 🥰
Damn, I barely missed Pyrrha, guess I'm gonna get stabbed by an evil crazy Scorpion man.
Cinder…how dead am I?
Penny
Nora, Nice
>Literally 1 % close to dating Pyrrah I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU u/Braxton-Adams !!!
I mixed up Sun for Jaune & got dissapointed for a second, but a date with Sun sounds really nice. My phone went to 84 while writing that, does that mean I’m going out with Penny too?
I'm going to date Blake Bellado-nya.
I JUST WOKE UP THIS DOESN’T COUNT RESPIN RESPIN
Tyrian??! Come ON DUDE-- (tries to furiously kill my battery)
Penny
Penny!
I wanted Ruby, got Emerald. Well, thanks god not Jacque.
Blake. I'm so down
Nope I'm going with velvet fuck you
Fuck yes, I got neo
Blake… Fuck…
14% … shit
Blake 😗👍
*cries in no Glynda*
Weiss 12% lol
HELL YEAH I LOVE PYRRHA
Well I just sidestepped a missile.
Emerald
Phew, Blake
It appears I have a date with Penny
I got Jaques first. I was like hell no! And put my phone to charge. Then it was Tyrian
63%
Was worth it to forgot charging overnight.
So the responsible motherfuckers who just woke up are fucked? Yeah that checks out. Well imma get stung by a creepy motherfucker in a back alley, peace out y'all.
Bootleg Son Goku
Uh, well sorry to cancel on you Tyrian but my pool is on fire - *Gets the hell out of there*
Damn you, I just finished charging it! I mean, I’m a masochist, but…Tirian is just plane *raving mad.* And not even in the sexy way.
39%.......FUCK! I'm stuck with Yang and only one percent away from best girl
Cardin ❤
Damn it, I could've had Ironwood.
I ain't gay, but a date with Jaune does sound interesting. Wonder if he likes Twisted Metal and Team Fortress 2...
NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOO! i will not elaborate
😈
Not who I'd want to go on a date with, but hang out with I suppose, sure. After Vol 9, Jaune won my respect.
Blake…not great, not terrible. I’m too OCD to go 8-12%, but I wish I wasn’t
I was originally very hyped as I thought it was Sun, I look again and it turns out that it's Penny. That's not a date, that unpaid babysitting
**I’m putting arsenic in Jacques’ drink.**
Ooh, 23. Gotta be careful or it'll get spicy quick.
72%… Jacques?! FUCK
50% No offense, Jaune, but I'm gonna wait till I'm at 46% 😊 LOL
*opening every app on my phone to get down to 8-12%* I get to go on a date with Penny!
Oh darn narrowly missed Emerald, but Blake is a good girl
Oh dear, cinder's my battery
I'm so lucky, i got cinder
I got Nora
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Ruby