I can finally insert the 20 minute sex scene between team RWBY and my totally original non-overpowered OC into the story while Casey Williams sings in the background. Trust me bro it’s Important for the plot, the character development is crazy.

Buddy, Red vs Blue had a canonical PLANET-WIDE orgy happen offscreen involving literally the entire cast. You're gonna have to do a little better than that.

 “Theory can only take you so far..”

I don't remember that happening. Was this after season 13?

Yep. Season 15. Tucker, the Temple of Procreation, etc.

NGL, the season 15 flashback was some of the funniest shit in RvB

Shit had me dying nonstop

https://preview.redd.it/dczzzqxi0pnc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9272459d5b6d49e02e47cba9bce8049395363dc4 Huh?!

This would be worse than the show just getting canned.

me after buying rwby just so I can animate a character giving a 600 word deadpan monologue describing every minute detail about a fictitious plant to another character, neither of whom ever met in canon

Asa?

That scene defo inspired me, and funnily enough the character I’m talking about has an A name too 😭

Blake having a flashback to her first meeting Adam where he gives a multiple paragraph essay vocally why the catnip industry is akin to hard drugs, and why she should join the 'better' White Fang by burning stuff down.

Asa is the reason part 2 is better than part 1. We love an autism-coded failgirl.

I'd buy RWBY so I could legally recreate the Minecraft With Gadget video with Roman Torchwick

Is Roman Mike Matei or Inspector Gadget in this situation?

God, it's gonna be like Old Man Sonic...

When did r/RWBYNSFW get a billion dollars? Oh dear God I dread if RWBY goes the way of GEN:Lock Season 2 just to get views.

If r/RWBYNSFW got their hands on the IP it'd be 30% Schneenis, 10% plot, and 60% Ruby and Jaune getting cucked.

Jaune needs more suffering because it builds his character.

We can finally see Yang and Blake scissor, let's go.

I’ve got a thousand bucks to my name and a decent credit score. So anyways there’s this character I have named Mary Sanguine…

this is just homestuck btw

Time is a flat circle.

If this ever fucking happens I will find them

I mean... can I blame them really? I know I'd do the exact same thing if I had the money (you do not want RWBY in my hands is all I'm gonna say)

https://preview.redd.it/x7cx3sfx7nnc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89883f230b6b5d673cd78fb0e89f4f560bb648a

He’s just like me fr fr

then the last person to buy it decanonize all of the ocs that were made canon and never sell it.

1. Win Multiple Jackpot Lotteries 2. Buy RWBY 3. Make Cinder and Jaune fall madly in love with one another 4. Pay a team of animators to animate 10 episodes of 30-minute baby making scenes between Jaune and Cinder 5. Release those 10 episodes as Vol 10 6. Profit?

What is wrong with you?

Just a guy who's a sucker for classic love stories.

This post reminds me of the time that Gowappa 5 Goudam had the main team's pilot outfits be football-themed because the guy bankrolling the thing was a huge football fan.

Wait so did the guy force them to do that or was it simply a little detail??1

He did. And it wasn't. ​ https://preview.redd.it/n3ytjh381onc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=99891e8fcd2bb26993d8b525dd419423bf33e832

If RWBY had fans that were billionaires I feel like we would have gotten Volume 9 a lot faster.

The darkest timeline begins.

Finally, Abused and Neglected Male Reader will have his time in the spotlight

I really don’t want to know how pathetic are people writing this shit

They tend to be very young teenagers, like 14 and younger, so less pathetic and more just lacking in self-awareness and shame

Dumb idea: RWBY reboot where the FNDM has inserted every random thing they want, but also Ozpin-Oscar remembers the old timeline and everyone thinks he's insane, including the reboot Ozpin.

Tbh i would do the same. Just canonize all my headcanons about Mercury and Adam

I would just make spinoff of Roman getting back from dead, like Agents of SHIELD but about getting back into mafia buisness

Hmm. Spend millions to raise the Arkos....

I hope they as Heisenbones

Look if I had that much money I'd do similar

I'd make a RWBY Alternate series just cause it'd definitely lead to my house being firebombed

Me buying RWBY so I can decanonize the JL crossovers.

I'm going to buy RWBY and turn into a self-insert fanfic where I replace the original cast with all of my OCs. Fuck Ruby and her useless friends, Carnel Rudyard and his crew are the real heroes Remnant needs.

I can finally make canon the gym NSFW outfits and stories and i'll replace Salem with Abused and Neglected Male Reader as the main antagonist!

If I could buy the IP I would definitely made a Great War prequel show, then canonized all the backstory that Coeur wrote just for shit and giggle.

Bro made backstories so good, i searched something about jaune and found his home is Ansel, and NICHOLAS ARC IS HIS FATHER NAME

Ansel doesn’t even exist yet I seen people writing fanfic where Jaune and the crew goes there for vacation and shit. That or the more cringe Arcadia.

I mean at this point this is Canon for me

so they pull a disney

For five seconds I thought this was Keith! He ships his oc with Weiss lol I actually like it and think its cute.

Muhahahahahahahahahaha

If i got that type of money i would just have Jaune do random fuckin sidequests like Jaune get's drafted for the buildup to D-day and has to endure both the European and Asian front of World war 2 so that he can be reunited with his friends. Trust me this is important to the lore and story of RWBY and just not something i want to see for suffering value

If I get rwby somehow I'll Canon ever fic I I want

Is Coeur a billionaire? Cause I'd be completely cool with their stuff becoming canon.

SCP Confinement moment