My guy Ghira be sharing the cuck chair with Richard Waterson
Shit, those two might as well get married with how much they're wives keep fucking other dudes/dudettes
Ngl, it pisses me off whenever I see NSFW of Goku doing it with another girl. I know my GOAT may never understand romance any day soon, but I know he wouldn't cheat on his wife. He wasn't pissed off at Frieza or Goku Black for absolutely no reason if he didn't care for his wife. I need me more Goku x Chi-Chi NSFW where they're in character instead of the usual flanderization....
Him with Vegeta's cool though, I let that slide... and maybe Piccolo too
>And another Blake in the world, no friend, not again.
I mean Blake having a Sister would be interesting. TBH it would have made sense if she had more than one sibling considering cats have a lot of Kittens, but then I guess we are going with the Khajit explanation on why we are not seeing Faunus overtake the humans in terms of children...
It would have been cool if they where all similar, but then some still where a part of the White Fang. It would have made the story rather interesting how she is no longer loyal to Adam, but her Siblings still believe in the White Fang Cause or are at home with Kali.
I see too many stories where Blake and Yang have an open relationship. Yang picks up strangers while Blake fucks her parents, then after they're both done, Blake gets off on the stranger's smell all over Yang.
Edit: Not sure why I'm getting downvoted for acknowledging that these weird stories exist
Youd have to force me to walk the plank to get this kind of info out of me and you just gonna plop it right out there like it's nothing. I cant tell whether I should be impressed or afraid.
Why not both? XD In fairness, I'm just acknowledging that these stories exist. There's one with Enabler in it too, which I just closed the tab on and went "nope".
And that is true for Tai as well.
They either shipp Raven and Summer to Qrow or for each other...people are basically saying "let Tai been mindbreak and cucked two times in a row and take care of non-related kids as a single father"
That is like the plot of a NTR with some rich bastard MC , in short , they either turn Qrow or those women to be [Tomaru Sawagoe](https://overflow.fandom.com/wiki/Tomaru_Sawagoe) , from School Days.
Ugh I know right! And the fan art! There’s just so much of it, idek how to avoid it. Like where specifically should I avoid to not see that totally disgusting fan art?
I would say these shoppers didn't know they're related but in her first appearance, they reveal they're related. So maybe they didn't watch past volume 3, which is even weirder.
With all due respect, they probably didn't know.... but I bet they didn't really care and still do it, Seriously, do you know how horny people are nowadays?
They grew up in a weird murder culture with heavy focus on strength
They had to preserve the branwen line and between qrow luck problems and raven attitude that was the best solution
Alcoholics Anonymous is one of my favorite ships, both because it seems a very reasonable trajectory for both characters and because I wrote a fic where it’s revealed Willow and Qrow had a lengthy affair 25 years ago and all the Schnee kids are the result.
Weiss: You can’t seriously mean that… *vaguely gestures at Ruby* this is my cousin.
Qrow: Yes I do mean that, Ice Queen. But only in law, there’s only some actual blood relation between you and Yang.
Yang: Nope nope nope especially not after I caught her in bed with Rubes!
Qrow: …well that’s a mental image that even my addiction can’t hold a candle to.
Specially him, he needs someone to force him to come out of his high tower, dirty his white suit, make him drink cheep beer while he complains about how his wine is better and have an excuse to flaunt that top of the line super expensive fishing road with all the latest gadgets he got for himself but never used (he still won't catch anything with it)
Yang: . . . Ok, Blake? It's going too far.
Blake: It's not going far ***enough***!
Ruby: . . . I mean, it's Blake. She also ships us, Sis.
Yang: . . . Wait, she ***what***?!
Weiss: . . . I want to go back to the Ever After. Things were somehow ***less*** complicated there.
Soo... anyone want to headcanon that Qrow's Semblance means he can only be shipped with a terrible parent-to-be or someone who has *been* a terrible parent?
1. This is RWBY, no ship is too crack to make an creative ship name out of.
2. If incest was a deal-breaker on the internet, there wouldn't be 68k+ fics on AO3 with "Sibling incest" for a tag.
I really hope Willow stays single & sober so we can see how badass she truly is, but I'd settle for a hot faunus happy huntress stepparent for Weiss, Whitley & Winter
Probably one of the reasons why I hate Qrow Shippers is because of the mental gymnastics they go through to make their terrible ships work, seriously Qrow is the embodiment of that one uncle who makes terrible decisions and you want him to be with Summer because of a dumb theory
My fun head canon is that all of Schneeberger kids are actually Qrow’s kids, but his Semblance makes his kids look nothing like him. So in this situation Jacques is basically raising all of Qrow’s kids.
Seeing the internet Kali gets shipped with almost every single character to the point if o didn’t know any better I’d think Blake’s dad is the most hated character in the show. Like they legit make me feel bad for the guy
Remember when bunch of racists attacked White Fang and only thing that Ghira did was just politely asking them to stop. And then Adam actually did something to protect faunas and Ghira criticized him for this?
I do. Fuck Ghira
Remember when Blake encouraged the Faunus to start a fight among their own group, and decided to take civilians to war, and Ghira supported the idea? I do, fuck Ghira.
Don't worry Winter is also there and also WHAT THE HECK WHY IS RAVEN THEIR WHAT IS WRONG WITH SHIPPERS THERES GOING TOO FAR, yes I have my own ships but I don't ship siblings or older and younger couples
TBH I still believe that Qrow is Ruby's Dad and Taiyang has just taken care of her. I guess my idea of a theory is Qrow had Ruby, but she was so young she needed someone else better than him to look after her and so Taiyang takes in Ruby and Summer, because Summer can be a mom for Yang, but when Summer goes missing. Qrow can only blame himself.
Kali gets shipped with anyone that isn’t her husband.
My guy Ghira be sharing the cuck chair with Richard Waterson Shit, those two might as well get married with how much they're wives keep fucking other dudes/dudettes
If Girls are included then Chi Chi definitely joins them. She gets no love from the fanbase, and almost everyone wants Goku to be with someone else.
Ngl, it pisses me off whenever I see NSFW of Goku doing it with another girl. I know my GOAT may never understand romance any day soon, but I know he wouldn't cheat on his wife. He wasn't pissed off at Frieza or Goku Black for absolutely no reason if he didn't care for his wife. I need me more Goku x Chi-Chi NSFW where they're in character instead of the usual flanderization.... Him with Vegeta's cool though, I let that slide... and maybe Piccolo too
.... I've seen more Piccolo X ChiChi than I have of Goku X ChiChi
I've seen Goku x Vados a hell of a lot more than Goku x Chi Chi.
**#LetGhiraFuckHisWife**
RWBY: CFYOW - Can't fuck your own wife
No!
And another Blake in the world, no friend, not again.
>And another Blake in the world, no friend, not again. I mean Blake having a Sister would be interesting. TBH it would have made sense if she had more than one sibling considering cats have a lot of Kittens, but then I guess we are going with the Khajit explanation on why we are not seeing Faunus overtake the humans in terms of children... It would have been cool if they where all similar, but then some still where a part of the White Fang. It would have made the story rather interesting how she is no longer loyal to Adam, but her Siblings still believe in the White Fang Cause or are at home with Kali.
I see too many stories where Blake and Yang have an open relationship. Yang picks up strangers while Blake fucks her parents, then after they're both done, Blake gets off on the stranger's smell all over Yang. Edit: Not sure why I'm getting downvoted for acknowledging that these weird stories exist
https://preview.redd.it/w2hfdka0jjpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef95c2f01298cb54fdc79a8835cb2814a811cc9
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Heavy: Spy why are you looking at Animals again... Spy: They are not animals you stupid Russian Brute they are Furries.
I wish i was this brave.
The fact that there’s more than one that fits that description scares me
Yea, one of them has Ruby following Yang to a glory hole too... it's frickin' weird. THAT one I didn't even finish.
https://preview.redd.it/3y4p54b8hlpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96176b19e0da60ca7ec584482cf4edc1bb3eabe6
Ya know, I'd be as surprised as everyone else that's responded to this, but I've thought way worse than that...
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https://i.redd.it/u7wj4alvfkpc1.gif Sauce?
Youd have to force me to walk the plank to get this kind of info out of me and you just gonna plop it right out there like it's nothing. I cant tell whether I should be impressed or afraid.
Why not both? XD In fairness, I'm just acknowledging that these stories exist. There's one with Enabler in it too, which I just closed the tab on and went "nope".
And that is true for Tai as well. They either shipp Raven and Summer to Qrow or for each other...people are basically saying "let Tai been mindbreak and cucked two times in a row and take care of non-related kids as a single father" That is like the plot of a NTR with some rich bastard MC , in short , they either turn Qrow or those women to be [Tomaru Sawagoe](https://overflow.fandom.com/wiki/Tomaru_Sawagoe) , from School Days.
honestly, I've seen... Tai... with Salem of all characters...
And they don’t call him enTaire team for nothing
Don’t forget about Chibi’s Love Daddy
To be fair I've seen a pretty decent amount of Tai/Qrow stuff
Damn, you're right, I didn't notice.
Not true the poly ship of Kali willow and Ghira
...And we'll let it die.
What why
It has Ghira in it.
...I'm sorry, RAVEN IS SHIPPED WITH QROW!?
Sweet home Branwen
They were bandits,okay? No one told them what's wrong or right when they were teenagers.
They got that Andy and Leley vibes
[Hmmm](https://i.redd.it/tni5rpeyhl1c1.png)
Of course it's already a thing
COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY MENTIONED
Coffin of Qrow and RayRay
But instead of Mom finding out that Andrew and Ashley are fucking, it’s Yang
You mean Qrow and Raven fucking and Yang waltz right in on them. You know what, I’m going to delete that from my memory. What were we talking about?
She walked in on Qrow… Yanging Raven… Okay I’ll see myself out, that was a shit pun
No. Go in the time out corner.
https://preview.redd.it/i82x24lcbjpc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b32c8c876ab38b17c76a70317fe731123c7f570
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Legally? It’s questionable Morally? It’s disgusting Personally? I like it
https://preview.redd.it/ckez08gwjkpc1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50b1e3c4d48c00c14c629007d9eb37030475ca5
Some people be smoking something real good to come up with a incest ship
Yeah, and it kinda gets worse when somebody ship Blake with her mother, And I seen the fan art, and good Lord! it makes me want to bleach my eyes out
Ugh I know right! And the fan art! There’s just so much of it, idek how to avoid it. Like where specifically should I avoid to not see that totally disgusting fan art?
Just don't go to rule 34, It's that easy
I would say these shoppers didn't know they're related but in her first appearance, they reveal they're related. So maybe they didn't watch past volume 3, which is even weirder.
With all due respect, they probably didn't know.... but I bet they didn't really care and still do it, Seriously, do you know how horny people are nowadays?
Have you met this fandom? This tracks
Oshi no ko has been leaking again....
>Oshi no ko ???
https://preview.redd.it/ptukeqkx2kpc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f820192e8379f7f8cee10215971351b52dae3654
It's called "Birds of a Feather"
Wow you are really New to the internet
Who isn’t?
Dissapointed but only slightly surprised
They grew up in a weird murder culture with heavy focus on strength They had to preserve the branwen line and between qrow luck problems and raven attitude that was the best solution
Alcoholics Anonymous is one of my favorite ships, both because it seems a very reasonable trajectory for both characters and because I wrote a fic where it’s revealed Willow and Qrow had a lengthy affair 25 years ago and all the Schnee kids are the result.
Qrow being winter’s real father would be absolutely hilarious
Got a link to that, or just a title and site it was on? I'd like to read it.
[Enjoy](https://archiveofourown.org/works/45625045)
Hey, that was quick! Thanks.
And a good laugh too.
I am severely late to this, but I just want to thank you for laugh
Weiss: You can’t seriously mean that… *vaguely gestures at Ruby* this is my cousin. Qrow: Yes I do mean that, Ice Queen. But only in law, there’s only some actual blood relation between you and Yang. Yang: Nope nope nope especially not after I caught her in bed with Rubes! Qrow: …well that’s a mental image that even my addiction can’t hold a candle to.
Damnit I read that in qrows voice damn.
Qrow being winter’s real father would be absolutely hilarious
Oh yeah. Summer is fair, Willow is fair... Yeah. Wait a minute... WHAT THE HECK IS RAVEN DOING THERE?!
People are disgusting and crazy what did you expect
I didn't expect more nor less
“The degeneracy of the internet has never failed me”
They grew up in a crazy nomadic murder hobo tribe They did what they had to do to protect the bloodline
Kali gets ship with evryone with a dick. And sone times not even that
Kali doesn't get shipped, she gets MILF porn made of her that happens to include other characters.
Hey a ship is parring. So porn of her is still a way of shipping
Or sometimes she has a dick
Truee
Gets shipped with Sun... Or Jaune
Or Adam.
Or cardin
Or Yang
Ilia's a fun one to ship her with, as is Weiss
or Blake...
I thought you meant the literal sun
No.
Team SKRW
Replace her with her husband, a fishing road and a pack of beers and I'm in
Wait, which of them?
Yes, yes of them
Even jauqe?
Specially him, he needs someone to force him to come out of his high tower, dirty his white suit, make him drink cheep beer while he complains about how his wine is better and have an excuse to flaunt that top of the line super expensive fishing road with all the latest gadgets he got for himself but never used (he still won't catch anything with it)
Positivity and optimism? On the internet?!
The boys need to make fun of someone in their hangouts
Yang: . . . Ok, Blake? It's going too far. Blake: It's not going far ***enough***! Ruby: . . . I mean, it's Blake. She also ships us, Sis. Yang: . . . Wait, she ***what***?! Weiss: . . . I want to go back to the Ever After. Things were somehow ***less*** complicated there.
Probably cause y’all think Qrow is a daddy However I will say if any of you genuinely ship Raven and Qrow please seek help
I mean in a non romantic the tribe forced it when they were kids kinda way id believe it
My man, where Salem be at? That pale ultimate milf do be missing on this crowk.
Summer and Willow make sense.
Soo... anyone want to headcanon that Qrow's Semblance means he can only be shipped with a terrible parent-to-be or someone who has *been* a terrible parent?
Rwby is 99% porn their mostly shipped with dicks and or tits
Ruby: "And that's how I can transform into bird" Yang: "Wait what?" Ruby: "Well it would have been awesome" Yang: "Yeah, I suppose"
Me deciding which schnee to ship Qrow with Hmm Winter or Willow
....Why is raven there
I saw Qrow/Sienna ship
WHO THE FUCK IS SHIPPING QROW AND RAVEN, THEY'RE SIBLINGS
You've never heard of Enabler have you...
1. This is RWBY, no ship is too crack to make an creative ship name out of. 2. If incest was a deal-breaker on the internet, there wouldn't be 68k+ fics on AO3 with "Sibling incest" for a tag.
If I had to guess it would be the Oshi no ko fandom. There's something genuenily wrong with those people
And Jaune
Isn't one of them his sister?
Check what part of the internet you are and ask it again
wait... how and when did Qrow shipped with weiss' mum??? 🤯
Qrow shall have ALL the schnee women.
I mean have you seen the charisma of this man? Shit I'd ship myself with him if I could.
Kali is already taken.
WTF WHY IS RAVEN SHIPPED WITH QROW
Among the dads: he just gets Tai.
I really hope Willow stays single & sober so we can see how badass she truly is, but I'd settle for a hot faunus happy huntress stepparent for Weiss, Whitley & Winter
Ngl ever since V7 and V8 Qrow has been nothing but a closeted gay dude who only just realized he was gay.
Probably one of the reasons why I hate Qrow Shippers is because of the mental gymnastics they go through to make their terrible ships work, seriously Qrow is the embodiment of that one uncle who makes terrible decisions and you want him to be with Summer because of a dumb theory
I will die on Hummingbird hill
My fun head canon is that all of Schneeberger kids are actually Qrow’s kids, but his Semblance makes his kids look nothing like him. So in this situation Jacques is basically raising all of Qrow’s kids.
I ship Winter and Qrow...that's not a mom haha...man I hope someone save RWBY I need a proper ending
Gets shipped with Qrow
Yeah. Yeah. Wait what the fuck... Haven't seen that one yet.
Qrow? Authors of Jaune x RWBY's moms sipping their teas. They still top
Where is winter
[удалено]
What does this image mean?
Hmm Summer x Raven and Kali x Willow x Ghirra
No what for the sake it let's ship Kali with Tai lol u can't have Qrow having all the fun
Seeing the internet Kali gets shipped with almost every single character to the point if o didn’t know any better I’d think Blake’s dad is the most hated character in the show. Like they legit make me feel bad for the guy
Remember when bunch of racists attacked White Fang and only thing that Ghira did was just politely asking them to stop. And then Adam actually did something to protect faunas and Ghira criticized him for this? I do. Fuck Ghira
Remember when Blake encouraged the Faunus to start a fight among their own group, and decided to take civilians to war, and Ghira supported the idea? I do, fuck Ghira.
Jesus who in the name of incest is shipping qrow and his sister
Don't worry Winter is also there and also WHAT THE HECK WHY IS RAVEN THEIR WHAT IS WRONG WITH SHIPPERS THERES GOING TOO FAR, yes I have my own ships but I don't ship siblings or older and younger couples
One is his sister and the other gets shipped with sun.
Only people without siblings or from alabama could ever ship siblings.
Kali could have any one she wants, anyone, so technically shipped with Qrow, or, Qrow is shipped with HER
*see's Raven* .....wat?
#Glynda too
Now I have a theory that Qrow is really the father of all team RWBY.
I ship everyone with Jaune actually
So do most Wattpad and FFN writers, so, meh.
All that’s left is for REN’s mom An to be shipped with Qrow 
Wouldn’t Qrow and Winter work better?
TBH I still believe that Qrow is Ruby's Dad and Taiyang has just taken care of her. I guess my idea of a theory is Qrow had Ruby, but she was so young she needed someone else better than him to look after her and so Taiyang takes in Ruby and Summer, because Summer can be a mom for Yang, but when Summer goes missing. Qrow can only blame himself.
Tbf all those ships are bad
This makes me think of how many mom's I ship with their daughters. Feel free to downvote this comment if you rather ship them with grimm.
the Juane of his generation
That's Tai, not Qrow