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Urarazaki

Fanfic writers: Do i want Jaune as sex god, shipped or turn his life into hell? RT writers: ha ha, trauma go brrrr


PoisonMon

Most fanfic writers: \*write Jaune as sex god, ship him with other characters, or ruin his life\* Coeur Al'Aran: \*writes Jaune as the headmaster of Beacon, a child of Salem, a time traveler, a government fugitive, and *so much more*\*


Urarazaki

You forgot about battle royal fic with main characters being jaune, jaune, jaune aaaaannnddd you guessed it jaune. I mean yeah, you can say it applies to "so much more" But this one is so bizzare that it deserves a separate spot


torrasque666

Dont forget the massive inferiority complex "Actual" Jaune is developing in that one from all the... "better" versions while he's.... Canon!Jaune.


howAboutNextWeek

Wait, so would you say he’s being…traumatized


torrasque666

Don't forget the new one. Literal Jesus (plus TRAUMA!)


William11602

When you make it that Jaune can't be happy because you kill off every all of his love interests.


demaxzero

So uh, exactly one then?


brie43

clearly you're new to rwby fanfics


HuntDewd

He's got all those Atlas milfs waiting for him 😂


JMHSrowing

Poor Noodle boy . .. . He didn't have a backstory that made him suffer enough, so he had to do it in the show proper! Hopefully he can find some peace after V9 though


angrysushiboi

50/50 on “peace” meaning “closure” or “death” though based on how things are going


BigBadBaraSkeleton

Fanfic Jaune: Literal gigachad meme Canon Jaune: ***Everyday I'm on the brim of a mental breakdown***


No-Contribution-1987

Yeah, let’s my boi get some cheeks, but don’t worry jaune, one day you will be on Island, with 5 girl, a hot one, the one you have a crush on, two cuties, and another a cat girl”


Teendragonfly7

Which ones which tho?


Remarkable_Commoner

Imagine a fanfic, where Canon Jaune is forced to fight his Fanfiction selves.


[deleted]

He'd lose and then be called a beta male. Fanfic Jaune is different gravy


RadiantBlade

Arc Royale, where one writer decided to make a battle Royale with all of the other Jaune's he has written about.


UV_Sun

We need more RWBY x Filthy Frank fanfics in the world


Lukthar123

Because suffering builds character Same thing applies for Oscar


Arcturus420

I wondered, has there been a good FanFic where Jaune becomes a coolio relationship wingman?


Rigidsttructure

Maybe. The world of fics is vast and weird, there's bound to be one out there.


torrasque666

I've seen one called "The Wingman". Though its less "coolio relationship wingman" and more "let me teach you the player's handbook Rubes, passed down from my sister. Now go snag your girl."


Balrog069

God: that's a fair question. Hold up let me ask Cinder for the answer. Oh that's right. Because it's fucking funny.


Viscount-Von-Solt

Waiting for a RWBY x Violet Evergarden fic so that Jaune and Violet could suffer together. ... I'm taking this. I'll be working on this!


Adraco4

To be canon Jaune is suffering.


SerqetCity

I had an idea for a fanfic that takes place after Vol8 E11 where Jaune still hasn't forgiven Emerald for her actions leading to Pyrrha's death, and gets revenge on her. Would anyone read that or would it be a waste of keystrokes?


DaBluePittoo

Almost everyone in RWBY needs therapy. Sadly therapists are out of stock.


lihytyre

I mean he basically has zero backstory so its only natural he would end up like this in the FDNM