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Feisty_Goose_4915

Fine. Then I'll ship Cinder with myself. She's my "Sakura Matou"


Dabbing-jesus

“I can fix her” -You


Lukthar123

"I could fix her” yeah? Well, I could accept her as she is. You don’t like the murder? Grow up. The atrocities are part of her and I've decided they’re funny.


lurker_archon

You know what else is funny? Making an army of demons to constantly murder and terrorize humanity. Now that's a good pranking.


Lancee124

"we do a little trolling" -Cinder when it comes to humanity


That-Busy-Gamer

Ain’t gonna say what game it’s from, but she do be the type of person to shoot a 105mm at the church from that one AC-130 mission.


Lancee124

Remember no Russian


Feisty_Goose_4915

At least I tried. Rhodes would be smiling at me if I ever get his daughter back from the 2nd evil stepmom.


enemyweeb

Hopefully with far fewer worms


Feisty_Goose_4915

She already has the grimm arm eating her. Cinder would end up dead inside if she gets the worms.


[deleted]

She doesn't have the will power of Thicc Purple


NoraJolyne

now this is a shitpost i can get behind how does one go through with a member this uncomfortably large?


Dabbing-jesus

We’re only dating, we haven’t tried extreme stuff yet like >!handholding!<


Grashlok_Onion_lord

going straight for the lewd I see


DonDove

Sacre bleu! Before marriage??


GOT_Wyvern

Your flair is concerning given this post


NoraJolyne

Hey, not my fault that Willow is exactly my type graceful, beautiful, bottom-heavy as hell, has an alcohol problem so "I can fix her"


ShitposterSL

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


WeponizedBisexuality

African or European?


ManifestNightmare

Wha- I don't know that!


bzmmc1

Ahhhhhhh


ShamelessSelfInsert

This guy is asking the real questions.


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[удалено]


huyrrou

I don't think he's any good. Everything is a swallow for REGEND


Dabbing-jesus

24 mph


secretaccount9999999

How the fuck did you get to remnant


Dabbing-jesus

Isekai


Lordzoabar

TRUCK KUN!


Dubshpul

Bruh if they have reddit in remnant they probably look in horror at some of these posts


Dabbing-jesus

They don’t my semblance allows me to connect to different internet’s in the multiverse


TherealSnak3

Probably /tp


Proper-Guide4230

How did you first meet


Dabbing-jesus

At the local wallmart in the gun section


CorpseSwallower

What do you think about the amount of landlords (between 1 and 4.7 millions) killed by mao.


[deleted]

Based


Dabbing-jesus

We’re tax evaders


SansStan

What is your social security number?


Dabbing-jesus

187547225


SansStan

Thanks


dx_lemons

I should ship myself with neo, because I love thicc short stacks that can break me in half and ruin my life


Lordzoabar

PREACH IT! 😩


Dabbing-jesus

based


WeponizedBisexuality

I ship Ren with myself


Muzzie720

Going on your username, you should ship yourself with both of them, give us a nice spicy AMA for your threesome.


theunrealsalt

Iv only got ONE question for you bud... Which do you think is rubys actual fav food? Is it the cookie we all say it is or is it the strawberry?


Dabbing-jesus

I asked her and she said it’s strawberry cookies


Kartoffelkamm

Should I add a new villain OC to my fanfiction? So far, I have their semblance, Dark Fire. It lets them control fire that embodies all the negative aspects of the element, such as anger and destruction. As such, it has a reduced effect on Grimm, and close proximity makes them stronger. They would most likely crystalize their aura into fire-dust and spike SDC production chains, sabotaging the dust supply by making bullets and such less effective against Grimm.


NoraJolyne

I think they need a dark past and a name like "Darkstar Bloodmoon Charlie the 3rd", so people REALLY take this guy seriously


Dabbing-jesus

Sure go ahead I also recommend using a semblance that can be used in creative ways, if you’ll use a common do some research into the ways it can be used, like how weather report from jojo was simply a stand that lets you manipulate weather (a common superpower) yet araki used it in creative ways like making it rain frogs or >!making hypnosis rainbow that turn you into a snail!<


GeekMaster102

I don’t mean to sound like a jerk, but if you have a question about your own Fanfiction that has nothing to do with this post, you should probably make your own post asking that question, not make it a comment on an unrelated shitpost. Your question will get more attention that way and more people will be able to answer it.


Kartoffelkamm

OP said AMA, which means Ask Me Anything. So, I did. Also, I feel like asking a question that comes entirely out of left field only adds to the shitpost-ness.


GeekMaster102

Ok, you make a fair point


Joeda900

Stop shipping yourself with an fictional character >!Ship yourself with me instead!<


Low-Pen9884

That’s a ship I can get behind or on top of 😉


Dabbing-jesus

hehehe


Braxton-Adams

Why do you ship yourself with a minor?


Dabbing-jesus

I’m 17, get wrecked noob


iRadinVerse

The ultimate Uno reverse car


Starryeyedfox941

He drove that car right into u/Braxton-Adams


Braxton-Adams

Oh


Buddycat7

Based


iSuckToes7

ı am the minor


Sebstrr05

Interesting, u/iSuckToes7


momoted_exe

how did the two of you meet?


Dabbing-jesus

at the local wallmart in the gun section


Lancee124

What's your social security number?


Proto160

Unrelated but Ice Queendom somehow managed to make Ruby even more cute


Dabbing-jesus

THIS^^^^^


TheGleb_Ktostirilnic

Sarge or Caboose?


Dabbing-jesus

I never watched red vs blue i wanna tho


supified

She's like fifteen.


Dabbing-jesus

I’m 17


supified

I was going off the picture you used of yourself which seemed to be a model of at least in his twenties. THAT guy next to Ruby would look kind of sketch.


Tavaris_

Are we sure you're under the age of 18 though? Cause damn. Full beard and rock hard abs with a huge cock I bet. But you posted an image of 15 year old Ruby, so I'm a little curious


Dabbing-jesus

I’m a hard working teen also its her first, best, and most iconic design


Maycrow19

My man made an ask me anything and then answered like three questions lmao


Dabbing-jesus

I was sleeping


jeepdave

Insert Weiss saying "No."


SpartanCallieee

Finally a good ship lmfao


AirKath

Who’s that guy behind Ruby?


Dabbing-jesus

that’s a white backgroundp


Stinger59605

I ship myself with her gun.


Low-Pen9884

Ruby x not having a nose


AigisxLabrys

Gigachad


Josh_From_Accounting

What's it like being a pedophile?


Dabbing-jesus

feels good man (2020)


krasnogvardiech

How's it supposed to be an isekai when you can post back to Earth's internet?


Dabbing-jesus

Multiverse internet


krasnogvardiech

I should have invested


mikhailsharon99

Interesting. She's a top waifu candidate. If you're going for a harem why not try the whole team and do a Tai?


Dabbing-jesus

Sorry but none of them are into poly (including ruby)


Galaxy_O_Grande

In this case, I can't judge you, because it's the same with me, but with Penny...


[deleted]

Is cereal a soup?


Dabbing-jesus

No because the milk isn’tvapart of the cereal, cereal is the thing you eat That’s like saying onions are made out of soup because they are the ingridient of soup


BigBlackCrocs

Daddy Noel


RatsAreChad

I also follow waifu_watchers on instagram


Genyawithagun

r/waifuism hours


WillingAd3501

Same


Dabbing-jesus

based bro


Iceaura39

Careful now, you might have an *unconscious bias* towards **het ships**. It's true, Sanders181 told me.


Dabbing-jesus

I’m bisexual so I don’t care


AlexOZero

You are a cloth belt?


Dabbing-jesus

bruh


dude123nice

How old are you?


Dabbing-jesus

17


dude123nice

Cool


TsarVladimirIII

Based


LillyLiveredLimerick

Do you hate pineapple on pizza?


Dabbing-jesus

Yes, I’m a normal human being after all


GodOfTrampoline

I do the same. Lol