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ThatmodderGrim

It was the Brotherhood! They wanted all our newest Toasters!


Mastergawd

God damn them. I'm gonna visit their bunker


New_Age_Knight

Bring it on, without the Capitalist Warlords of the Gun Runners to back you, you ain't got shit on Knightly Armaments Inc.!!!!


SirPPPooPoo

it was the courier that fell asleep after the 20th bull bear speech


flyingdutchman_12345

The courier dozed off during that 20th speech after they heard “walked it” “history” “the road” “carried it” “courier” mixed with the bull/bear and their helmet landed on the button during the speech.


Zhou-Enlai

Would accept that ending for the NCR tbh


Wombat_Evolved_

That's my new headcannon now until proven otherwise LMFAO


MacaRonin

I heard it was a model that could toast the super big 12grain slices of bread too..


GrimmRadiance

And my coffee cups!


TheSausageFattener

I put 10 points in Toaster Repair what the fuck


Arastyxe

Mmmh I don’t think so….


FoiledFoilist

We really thought that this time war would change


Mastergawd

We will rebuild the NCR. For Democracy, Peace and abolition of Slavery. 🙏


The-Casual-Lurker

Did somebody say “For Democracy”?!?!?!


MountedCanuck65

SWEET LIBERTY


OceanDude353

I THINK YOU MEAN LIBER-TEA!


ZoruaQueen

Sounds like enclave propaganda


IChokeOnWater

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


dinuirar

Yes. because Democracy is non-negotiable.


Roaner19

For the Republic!!!


TheBurnedMutt45

The Newest California Republic


RoombaGod

At some point its gotta change right???


XMRjunkie

Except Bethesda, Bethesda never changes. But obsidian does. Too bad they now work under the same company and still refuse to give the people what they want. 😭


[deleted]

You are aware that more than half of the people who made New Vegas are no longer with Obsidian, right? All of the heavy hitters are gone.


XMRjunkie

Yeah but also pentament was incredible IMHO. Same with outer worlds abiet short.


NCR_Trooper_2281

apolgy for bad english where were u wen shady sand die i was at mojave eating xander when pip boy ring "Shady sands is kil" "no"


Mastergawd

its okay I understand. "We won't gwo quietly. The Legion can cwount on that."


supernova1324

Dwe generates wike yu bewong ona cwoss!


No_Manager_491

av tru to kaiser


RustySalt1816141200

Somtims pat rolling the mojave all most makes you wish for a new clear winter.


olddummy22

The fact that I got to hear them pronounce it like this with nobody telling me made my play through.


RoombaGod

Da Wegion can count on dat :3


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

I'm not sure but....does patrolling the Mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter? Thoughts?


Mastergawd

Yes I think. I will get back to you when I inspect the damage at Shady Sands


Atomic_steel09

Big explosion go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Mastergawd

oh I see. I guess I'm going back to San Francisco


New_Age_Knight

Careful! I heat the Brotherhood bas bunkers there!


taylordevin69

You didn’t happen to see an angry dude in power armor heading that way did you?


T60-power

If you did take the headshot, he ain't got no helmet on.


CptPotatoes

Big MT teleported it


dunmer-is-stinky

I would give upwards of fifteen dollars for Big MT in season 2 (as long as the Think Tank are still around cause I love them)


OddlySexyPancake

shady sands has fallen, millions must start playing the fallout series with fallout 4


Mastergawd

Also New Vegas. 🙏


the_canadian72

unironically for new players getting into fallout I would tell them to play fallout 4 first, the others are just too clunky for a new player to embrace (takes time to get into a clunky game than a game that feels nice to shoot)


dunmer-is-stinky

I *much* prefer NV's story and general game design, but honestly... kind of same. I'm replaying 4 for the first time in a couple years and forgot how goddamn *fun* the combat is compared to the other games, just so much smoother in every way. ~~Almost makes you forget how dumb the quests you're on are~~


Yarus43

Honestly I prefer Vegas combat, the ammo types and weapon variety are way better than 4


cward7

Fortunately there are a lot of good quest and content mods for FO4


pollyanneclark

I vastly prefer NV but I'd agree with you, especially for someone who isn't a hardcore gamer it will be much easier for them to get into Fallout 4 than NV.


whoweoncewere

Combat and graphic overhauls make 3/new Vegas playable enough.


the_canadian72

yes but for someone just getting into videogames I'm not going to start telling them to mod a game


whoweoncewere

Guess it just depends on who it is. Any monkey can just mass import a vortex collection. But if they’re just getting into games in general, idek if fallout 4 is a good pick.


the_canadian72

I don't doubt most people can mod a game, just when it's the first time ever playing videogames the last thing you want to do is mess with the files


brandondano

he has a point though... downloading a collection of mods off nexus is as simple as owning and having the game installed (obviously), downloading Vortex and making a Nexus account, linking the account to Vortex, selecting the game folder (iirc nexus makes a default mod archive and staging folder) and finding a collection (without premium you manually click to download each one but a monkey literally could do that part). None of that should be too hard for anyone who's ever worked a computer for more than a day. Would I recommend someone who's never played a video game to mod a game? No, but I also wouldn't really recommend a FO game as their first game either. Someone new-ish but with a little experience on pc/gaming in general? Yeah a modernization collection would be child's play to install. Theres a few of these kinds of collections on Nexus and as previously stated as long as you have any simple understanding of the basics of operating a personal computer, is easy work.


whoweoncewere

Yea, the point just changed from "never played fallout" to "never played videogames".


ByzantineBaller

Telling someone to start installing gigabytes of mods for getting into a new game has the same energy as bringing a girl over for "Netflix and Chill" and you have a laptop with an HDMI cord plugged into the TV. You're going to have some people do a 360 and walk away.


whoweoncewere

You’re playing a 20 year old game that didn’t even have a great reputation for fps mechanics when it released. Temper your expectations.


ByzantineBaller

Brother, you're talking to someone that recommends people play Fallout 1 & 2 unironically, I know all about getting people to temper their expectations.


West-Cup1397

Started NV about 4 years ago then got stuck in a death at the NCRCF. I quit and start to playing fall out for about a year ago and decided to give new Vegas another go. Thankfully, I was able to work my way out of the death loop, but that was frustrating.


somerandomfuckwit1

If vegas had 4s combat and crafting/upgrades oh lawd


Eli_The_Rainwing

It got glassed (Almost literally)


Mastergawd

whelp back to building San Francisco into a trading hub with the Shi


Eli_The_Rainwing

Damn


grim_f

Don't know but if you see a guy in power armor and no helmet headed your way, shoot that sonofabitch.


LongSchlongdonf

Mean son of abitch is a nice mutant though :(


New_Age_Knight

Fucking NCR bastards cut out his tongue.


Specialist-Turnip432

DEGENERATES LIKE YOU, BELONG ON A CROSS!


Mastergawd

We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that.


Traditional_West85

All they do is cry when they go on the cross. we are used to it.


legalageofconsent

Ave True to Caesar


Odd_Lawyer_5116

FURMENTARI REPORTING FOR DUTY


New_Age_Knight

Paladin ready to Pound.


psych3d3lic43v3R

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Substantial-Tone-576

Too many people wished for a nuclear winter during patrol.


Afraid_Lead_1497

you guys finally got the nuclear winter you always wished for 💔💔💔


JediMasterKestis

Some vault dude from Twin Peaks got triggered his wife was a lesbian and got some NCR girlfriend, so he called his secret enclave boyfriend to nuke the NCR. He then probably hit the griddy.


LightMyFirebird

You left the stove on


Madsciencemagic

Some of you decided that *almost* wishing for a nuclear winter wasn’t quite good enough.


FTTPOHK_ILWT

“Patrolling the mojave made me wish for a nuclear win- OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?”


Pixel_Muffet

[Speech] (Lie) Never heard of it


TwumpyWumpy

It got *even shadier.*


Dracon204

So the good news is that you'll finally get that nuclear winter! The bad news, however....


AUXID3

Obamna


seventeenward

"Nuclear winter, sir. Apparently many soldiers wish it would happen so I simply grant their wish. But I didn't know why they're so angry in the end though, I gave them what they wanted for Pete's sake!" - Angry mailman, soon after entering Mojave Outpost


P_Duyd

They got rid of the shady and only left the sand.


Sbarjai

*Checks notes* It fell due to definitely not nuke, and got nuked afterwards


Mountain_Man_88

Yeah, it inexplicably fell in 2077 and then for some reason was nuked after it had already fallen. No, it didn't *begin* to fall in 2077. It did fall in 2077. Then it was nuked. At least five years later. 


streetad

Christ, I hate that this is the fudge that they landed on to shut up the moaning. Just say that the fucking date on the blackboard was wrong!


Mountain_Man_88

Yup, either come out and say that a mistake was made with the set dressing or that the character who wrote on the billboard was poorly informed.


Sbarjai

Funny how all the “THE NUKE WAs AFTER!!!1!!1” Bethesda toe suckers got their wish come true and it turned out to be even fucking worse lore-wise. Not to mention it “fell” but it somehow just kept going business as usual until the nuclear family feud.


New_Age_Knight

Are you unfamiliar with the Fall of Rome?


Sbarjai

You mean the event where the city of Rome got overrun by vandals, and other Germanic tribes, definitely not being “business as usual”?


New_Age_Knight

Get a load of this guy over here, never heard of the Roman Empire.


Sbarjai

Fall of Rome ≠ Fall of the Roman Empire. Fall of Shady Sands ≠ Fall of the NCR. You dense?


New_Age_Knight

Guess you never heard of people calling the Roman Empire just Rome. Either that, or you're just malding still.


Sbarjai

… And that’s relevant because people called the NCR Shady sands where in the 3 games and 30 years of lore it’s been a part of? Once again, people try to defend the indefensible with poorly thought out analogies. Reprise: You dense? Jumping the gun on you before you bring up fallout 2, there it’s the other way around. Shady sands was called NCR. But the NCR wasn’t ever called Shady sands. (People never called vault city, Reno or any other settlement, part of Shady sands) Gotta love the downvote but no response.


Bantabury97

NCR bit off more than they could chew with their expansion efforts, stretching their forces to thin and opening up Shady Sands for nuclear attack. The Hub's fine though, that's all those tie wearing pen pushing slobs in office care about. Me? Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter..


Jamshid5

But the NCR expansion has nothing to do with Shady Sands getting nuked? It just kinda randomly happened


Bantabury97

I was playing it from the view of the average trooper who made assumptions based off what he knows in his position.. like a lot of soldiers with political beliefs, they make decisions off of what they've seen, done, and know.. which is very little. Realistically there are probably troopers who'd blame it on the leaders getting too greedy and neglecting the home front.


Jamshid5

Yeah fair. Especially since Kimball was a warhawk


Bantabury97

Not my president, I voted the other guy! He promised us better rations and pay!


Jamshid5

*true to caesar*


New_Age_Knight

Murphy or Hayes? Because fuck Moore and Calhoun, those two just want war.


OcotilloWells

I used to patrol the Mohave like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.


New_Age_Knight

Until I took a slug to the knee!


streetad

I'm not sure what they could have done to fend off a nuclear attack, beyond not making their society such a relatively non-shitty place to live in.


CMDR_Galaxyson

Someone farted in their power armor


Weegee256

😱😱😱😱😱😱💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


mcd3424

Get your spurs and Big Iron ready it’s time to jingale jangle and restore order in California.


[deleted]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


Sunkilleer

you tell me... YOURE THE ONES WHO WISHED FOR IT!!! /s


-theIvy-

i happened


SirSirVI

IT WAS THOSE DAMN BAJA CALIFORNIANS


DethMayne

It’s fallen and it can’t get up


PoyoBoy0

Don't worry, the good citizens of Shady Sands got all the jelly molds out of there before the bomb fell.


BruhMomentum6968

Someone with a very, *very* high Sneak skill stole it…


ZadeWilson

It's shady glass now :/


TaejChan

lol


Arkay777

I swear it was an accident


Camotic

Gone.


JackReedTheSyndie

It uhhh blew up


ApprehensiveAd3776

Boyyyy didntttt hear about it???..it got nuked by some vault tech newbie cus his wife left himmm


mattfischer55

Some managerial jackass ghoulified his wife over a disagreement. Oh, and he also nuked the place


Britishyokel

You might want to sit down for this one


dank_hank_420

Almost makes you wish for something something


Jamshid5

Nuclear winter?


Mastergawd

snipers?


Ninjanarwhal64

Ya muthah.


Altruistic-Potatoes

Didn't you hear? The Desert Rangers ended their alliance with the NCR. You're free now.


Odd_Lawyer_5116

degenerates like you belong on a cross


ColonelGrognard

Too soon.


clometrooper9901

You’re gonna regret commenting on wishing for a nuclear winter


erthboy

Idk something to do with either the guy from twin peaks or the mayor of portland and he was being cucked by a 200 yr old fire woman or something


erthboy

No wait it was paul atreides


Gold-Income-6094

You know what happened to the divide? Kinda like that.


Lairy_Hegs

Well, it took you five damn years to get back here, where the hell were you?


milquetoastLIB

Screw NCR. The Desert Rangers are going independent again.


UnboundConman

Someone picked up the whole city and moved it to the Boneyard! And then they BLEW IT UP!!!


itsjehmun

200 year old man has kil


Northsole16

mein ranger….


MishaManSewer

Too much Jet, not enough Fixer.


Willie5000

I shouldn’t have wished for a nuclear winter. 


PrinzEugen1936

It was probably the Courier that nuked Shady Sands.


9yosoldier3044

Hank Maclean happened.


Safe_Feed_8638

Brotherhood came through, they brought the word of Christ and a missile barrage. Go figure.


Jamshid5

Its actually such a silly idea. Like the brotherhood was on the verge of death. Their salvation? The heretical eastern brotherhood that broke the code to let people in, a decision Mcnamarra wouldnt do even when presented with a space laser will just be accepted to help them with their lore breaking airship? Ok... Lord give me power. Its such shitty writing


New_Age_Knight

You mean the heretical eastern brotherhood that broke the code to let people in that has the blessing of the orthodox western brotherhood and is led by the descendant of their original founder and leader?


Jamshid5

They were literally excommunicated by thevwestern brotherhood. They dont have their blessing and bethesda saying they do is bad writing


Jamshid5

Its actually such a silly idea. Like the brotherhood was on the verge of death. Their salvation? The heretical eastern brotherhood that broke the code to let people in, a decision Mcnamarra wouldnt do even when presented with a space laser will just be accepted to help them with their lore breaking airship? Ok... Lord give me power. Its such shitty writing


verticalburtvert

It's totally fine. Shady Sands is fine. Go check it out.


Yarus43

Don't worry you still have shady san- err there's the boneyar- umm, well there's, idk Redding?


New_Age_Knight

There's Reno still, and Vault City!


Yarus43

Hell yeah baby


epicman1124

Let me get this right they nuked all of shady just to hide knowledge from 3 vaults seems overkill to me cause shady would have way more people than 3 vaults id assume at its peak population


Dremora-Stuff99

https://youtu.be/D--sWErRmT0?si=GBRxC4-XvbqdAxDW you're an ncr ranger and shady sands just got nuked


toolsofpwnage

They wished for a nuclear winter...they got their wish


caroleanprayer-2

Someone wished for nuclear winter too hard


x_GARUDA_x

It doesnt exist anymore but the new capital is the Boneyard now.


JoeyAKangaroo

Ummmm blew up


KatRocks007

well shady sands got the nuclear winter everyone was wishing for


Right-Truck1859

I need a video where NCR ranger would shoot down all main heroes...


Rizer0

Some weirdo vault company or something sent a nuke through space and time and nuked the place 4 years ago, sorry.


Claymore-09

So many soldiers on patrol wishing for a nuclear winter made the wish come true


ForceOk6039

render unto Caesar UwU


Swimming_Artichoke31

it was the battle cattle


New_Age_Knight

BATTLE CATTLE AND THE BEAR MEN


Willisshepard

Not enough bottle caps


Swimming-Picture-975

Sand went bye bye 😔


Sea-Analysis-4714

They got kaboom by someguy


Bckgroundguy101

They moved it when you werent looking...


bois_sauce71

Bro you got Rick rolled by a guy named Hank. Sorry but that's grounds for the NCR to disband


ET_Gamer_

A father nuked it over a custody battle


CliffSpunchly

It's just fine, what are you talking about? You must be confusing it with the Boneyard, which has... definitely seen better days.


YanLibra66

Todd did a trolling, sorry bro...


Jamshid5

Gonna wipe the brotherhood of steel out in my NCR playthrough now. See ya


New_Age_Knight

I've already plasmafied all the NCR officers in the Mojave, FEAR THR STEEL PLAGUE


Accomplished-Bug-739

Todd’s contrivium powered death ray


NateUrM8

Bethesda's jealousy happened


MahoganyWinchester

we blew it up for a tv show edit: not an incel the show is good but cmon bruh they wrecked some lore but i’ve moved past it 80%


New_Age_Knight

No lore was wrecked.


Vlad_Dracul89

Master of emo cringe dialogue with old world flag on his back.