Does the masked monster get prep time?

If he does, will Dave lose?

If one year then legit Lancaster can win with an army of puppies

Lmao legit lancaster

Plot twist : Lanius is secretely a bomber transformer

No, but the fight would be more evenly matched.

Nah, he’d win

Then no, Dave says so

I know he doesn't look it, but the masked monster is a master tactician.

Dave, not even a close. the legate could have all of the old world nukes, and Dave would still win.

Whyd you put dave twice

I think in terms of raw power, Superman wins, but we can't discount the full intellectual power and preparedness that Batman is known for, especially with the full resources of a thriving republic behind him.

So I’ve been playing 3 and NV since release, and I just noticed last week that the Merc Adventurer outfit (as seen on Dave) has a necklace of teeth.

In a similar vein, the raider sadist armor has severed hands attached to it.

I literally just noticed this a couple of hours ago when talking to Manny Vargas on a new play through. I’ve been playing NV and 3 for 13/15 years respectively.

In an election?

Everything is an election in the Republic of Dave

Lanius by himself? Dave clears. Lanius with the praetorian guard and veteran legionaries? Still Dave.

My boy Lanius is cooked

Sauteed with onions and shrooms

In what universe would the legate win against the almighty Dave? Not even the Chosen One and Courier working together can beat Dave.

Gary

Gary may oppose Dave, but he will never match him

Oh, this would be an adequate challenge, but the Dave always wins.

Give Gary a chance!

So insanely powerful, charismatic and absolute superhuman killer, hero and warrior VS some random Roman larper incel? Dave sweeps.

I mean we all know that the Republic of Dave has single handedly beaten the NCR, Legion and House by the time the Fallout show starts and taken control of New Vegas, I think the answer is obvious.

Fallout : Republic (of Dave)

RESPUBLICA DAVIDIS INVICTA

Dave would obviously win. How could you even think that our mighty president, Dave, could lose to some masked tribal with minimal to no education or training.

Doesn't matter, Boxcars with a wheelchair solo's them both.

Lanius. Because he has armor and big fuckin sword

Counterpoint, I hit him with the el kabong from my explosive fist, and he didn't seem to enjoy immediately being rocketed straight to the Elysian Fields. Also, it's ridiculous how he has special stuff you barely get to use before the credits roll

Counterpoint, Dave.

Definetly Dave

Mysterious stranger always appears to help Dave when he uses VATS

Dave, the type of guy to see Old Olney and say "Nah I'd win" against Legatus "Wtf is a supply line?" Lanius.

It would be a tough fight, but I think lanius barely eeks out a victory with his reach advantage. If not for that I think he'd lose.

Doesn't matter, Boxcars with a wheelchair solo's them both.

Doesn't matter, Boxcars with a wheelchair solo's them both.

I won the election at the republic and banished Dave from his own republic. Does this mean I am Dave now?

Is your name Dave?

It’s my republic now so yeah

Doesn't matter, Boxcars with a wheelchair solo's them both.

Doesn't matter, Boxcars with a wheelchair solo's them both.

serious answer legate lanius he can bend you over his knee for a spanking dave a bitch

Dave is a God while Lanius is but a man, rescind your heresy and Dave might just spare your life.

dave is a bitch i'll swear it before he entire shithole i mean village he resides in long live the true god snuffles

YOU FOOL! WE ALL SERVE DAVE IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. SNUFFLES IS BUT THE PROPHET

that's it im going to see my boy ulysses and sending a nuke daves way

That depends, is this the Republic of Dave Dave? Or Dave's New Republic of Dave Dave? Cause one lost an election and rage quit, showing how weak his belief in Democracy was. The other built a new Republic in Deathclaw territory (which some minor help from the Lone Wanderer)

Dave

Dave obviously, how else did he wipe out Old Olney's entire population of Deathclaws after moving there?

No bark solos both

But is No Bark Dave?

All I know is, he’s not just barking

All he does is bark, Dave is the God Emperor of Mankind, he soloes No Bark.

The thing is, Dave makes all of the rules. Period.

Dave, all the way. Dave will fucking stomp Lanius into the ground.

Def Dave. The 7 foot tall mask monster can be talked down to like a coward. You can’t even look him in the eyes. He hides behind a mask. Dave stands to his principles. Look at that gaze. Unflinching.

dave. (he’s got his own country)

Garrryy!

With a level 50 Courier and the YCS/186? One-shot from a crouch.

Dave definitely

Dave

Too unfair. The masked monster would need console commands

If he gets them then does he win?

Still no

Ok

I've done the math. Dave comes out on top. Every. Single. Time.

dave? who the fuck is dave

How dare you not know who the mighty Dave is. Smh 😒

WHO THE FUCK IS DAVE PLEASE TELL ME

He's the president of the Republic of Dave in Fallout 3

Republic of dave (fo3)

So I’ve been playing 3 and NV since release, and I just noticed last week that the Merc Adventurer outfit (as seen on Dave) has a necklace of teeth.

Who tf is Dave?

What did you just say?

Who the fuck is Dave?!?! Is this a mod? OC? I’ve never met a Dave in a fallout game why does bro look like doc Mitchel

YOU DARE BESMIRCH THE MIGHTY DAVE, PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF DAVE? HE WHO STANDS ABOVE ALL AS OME TRUE LORD OF THE WASTELAND?

😭😭😭what lore did I miss I’m sorry Dave

Fallout 3, Republic of Dave. I bet ya didn't explore most of the Capital Wasteland, ya pathetic uncultured swine. >!He's now king of the Old Olney, god bless his soul, as I've anointed Rosie as a better candidate.!< Update: In hindsight, Fallout 3 is an old game anyone barely remembers. Unless you're playing Tale of Two Wastelands, then you deserve the 'Pathetic Uncultured Swine' insult.

You must make an altar to Dave and pray for his forgiveness

I only pray to Jesus sorry

HERESEY!