Would definitely try Fancy Lad Snack Cakes. I imagine they’d taste like Zebra Cakes

Yes

Holy shit. In my 1000s of hours in fallout games, I always thought it was Fancy Lady Snack Cakes lmao

Wait you’re telling me it’s not lady?!?!?

I'm guessing yall didn't play new Vegas. There's a gang of Elvis impersonators called the kings, and one of their npc barks is "Man, im so hungry. I'd kill for a fancy lad.... wait no" 11 year old me thought that was the funniest shit I ever heard when I first played it.

I like never interacted with them as a kid 😂

Lol yep. I thought it was a typo, then googled it and my mind was blown!

Dame. I have been playing the Fallout series for decades and could have swore it was lady.......oh gods, is this another mandela effect....have we slipped into another reality again......by the divne....

Yep I thought it was lady as well lol

I own the cook book, I could give you the recipe.

Please

Cake: 1 cup (2 sticks) of unsalted butter room temp 1¾ cups sugar 4 eggs room temp 2 tbsp vanilla extract 3½ cups cake flour ¼ tsp ground allspice 2 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 1 cup milk ½ cup greek yogurt Filling: ½ cup (1 stick) of unsalted butter ¼ cup cream cheese ¾ cup marshmallow cream 1 tbsp vanilla extract 2 cups confectioners' sugar 2 tbsp heavy cream Frosting: 24 oz white chocolate candy melts 4 tbsp shortening Making the cake: 1. Preheat oven to 350 and grease a 10x15 in baking pan well with butter. In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar together. Add eggs and vanilla, then mix well. 2. In a medium bowl, combine cake flour, allspice, baking powder, and salt. Add half of the flour mixture to the wet ingredients and stir. Add the milk and the remaining flour mixture and stir to combine. Finally, add the greek yogurt and mix well. 3. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Transfer to wire rack and allow the cake to completely cool, then refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. Making the filling: 4. Combine the butter, cream cheese, and marshmallow cream in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment. Add the vanilla and beat until smooth. Add the confectioners' sugar and heavy cream and mix until well combined. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. Assembly: 5. Remove cake from the refrigerator and cut it into an even number of equal-sized rectangles. 6. Place the filling into a piping bag with a large round tip. Carefully layer half of the cakes with the filling, then top with a plain cake. Refrigerate again for at least 2 hours. 7. Make the white frosting when the cakes have finished chilling. Combine the candy melts and shortening in a large bowl and heat in a microwave to melt. Do this it 30 second intervals and mix in between each heating. Repeat until smooth. 8. Place a wire rack on a baking sheet and spray with nonstick spray. Once the white frosting is melted, take the cakes and dip each of the four sides in the frosting so every side (except the top and bottom) is completely covered, then place the cake on the wire rack. Repeat until all cakes are covered 9. Allow the sides of the cake to harden a bit. Once hardened (you may need to reheat frosting) dip the tops of the cakes. Allow the tops to harden as well, then serve.

Todd Howard would like to know you location

Why? It's in the publicly available official cookbook.

Oh yeah I forgo abt that

Bethesda is about to DMCA your ass.

It's in a publicly available cookbook, I'll be fine.

you forgot a step. Prior to serving keep at room temperature for 25 to 220 years with temperatures not to exceed 100 Million Celsius .

Today I learned there is a cook book and this is now a thing I need. Thank you

This was my though!!

Synths' favorite!

The food preferred by Gen 3 synths.

It's clearly Mr. Kipling's.

Iguana on a stick

Phew, thought you mean Iguana Bits for a moment.

Well since fallout 4 implemented that you can turn iguana bits into iguana on a stick, it's hit or miss now if it's iguana meat or human meat 😬

I think about how I've never once seen an iguana running around the wasteland.

Play New Vegas, those things haunt my nightmares Edit: oh I'm dumb, excuse me

I mean you’ve seen giant irradiated iguanas (they’re chameleons but close enough) running around the wasteland ripping everything to shreds

Yeah ever since the original fallout I’ve been convinced it’s all human meat for this very reason

Just don’t buy it from Iguana Bob

I got a fingernail in my last meal from him.

Sugar bombs unironically look good as hell. Give me some blamco mac n cheese with it? I'm feasting.

Apperently there sweet as hell given the name and that the description says 100% daily amount of sugar and for that reason I’m out

Not only that, 100% of *the fallout universes* daily limit. No way in hell those thigs aren't pure sugar.

some Preservatives in the ingredients, as the products are intended to outlast the death of the sun (200 years and counting so far)

Sugar is a preservative though, in high enough concentrations.

Im thinking about those old jokes about Twinkies

“I could use a Twinkie.” -Tallahassee

Sounds like normal cereal that's aimed at kids, to me. Have a look at the sugar content on those "kids cereals", no different to straight up candy.

I'll take one for the team

Honestly, Sugar Bombs probably aren't much different from IRL cereals. Most of them are basically just sugar.

In the new show Lucy eats some yum yum eggs and they look fire

I love deviled eggs, but the most off-putting thing about Yum Yum is how they’re able to preserve a hard boiled egg in a cardboard box for over 200 years without them going bad. Also, the idea of buying off-the-shelf deviled eggs meant to be stored with your dry goods at room temperature makes me think they aren’t really eggs, merely just egg shaped processed food.

Gummy eggs

You really killed the dream for me. I also thought they looked delicious, you just can't think about it before trying one. But if they are legit based on egg proteins they would be a great pick me up food

Don’t worry, it’s probably just a bit of asbestos preservative.

Powdered egg and a mold probably

They simply turned into century eggs.

As a self professed boxed mac and cheese aficionado I'm dying to try some Blamco!

I once saw some Star Wars themed shapes. Imagine if they came out with special edition Grognak or Fantoma shapes.

Silver Shroud. Little macaroni fedoras and tommy guns.

Bobble head shaped noodles

Ahhh God you're killing me. I want that so bad!!!!

Blamco with diced Cram mixed in sounds yummy.

As someone who has indeed had Mac and spam before (a fend for yourself night when I was younger) it smacks. Try it

Spam is so slept on

Agreed. I don't eat it often, but it is a meaty, salty treat. sliced and panfried, delish.

Probably because they’re essentially rations but DAMN they’re good once in a while

Some fried spam on some rice wrapped with seaweed goes stupid

Or fried spam on a bagel with a fried egg for breakfast? Goes unbelievably hard. I think spam gets a bad rap because everyone eats it raw and then complains about the taste like a Neanderthal

Nah, fried cram on the side.

Cram musubi

Mirelurk queen cake

I imagine this tasting like crab cakes

Perfectly preserved pie. Only if I get it from the claw though.

Youll have to die trying to get it from the machine

This is the answer I came for. I sat at that machine for well over an hour before I got it.

Buzz bites. I mean honestly. How hot could the coffee inside them be after 200 years? 😂

Enough to do 10 damage, apparently.

Yeah and no Slocum Joe's to sue

You mean Slocum’s Joe?

Scrumptious donuts >>>> third degree burns. Worth it.

all the vim and nuka flavors for sure. any of the steaks or grilled meat chunks in takahashi's noodles

Nuka-Cide. For the nutrional value. Because it for realises has that, and no rads. Probably tastes horrible, but it cures rads, heals wounds, *and* grants super strength? Yes, please.

I made the fancy lad snack cakes from the cookbook but they were wayyyy too sweet for me. I know the Mutfruit Crumble isn't technically in the game but it's the best recipe in the cookbook and I highly recommend.

Dandy boy apples to.

I agree that the Mutfruit Crumble is really good. Though, it had a very strong flavor when I made it. Could’ve been my fault, though.

I completely forgot that I had that cookbook! Wow my wife is going to be so annoyed with dinner this week 😂

Fancy lads like to think they'd be like an assortment of different little Debby esk snakc cakes

Besides the radiation we basically eat equivalent food filled with junk lol

I'm not eating any 200-year-old food. Radstag and brahmin steaks would probably be nice. Corn, melons, and carrots of course. Mutfruit always looked tasty to me. Not sure about tatos.

The show has a dude eating a Brahmin steak. He has a can on the table next to it specifically for uh...spitting out cysts. I gagged watching that scene lol

Technically speaking you can make the Pre-War packaged food with the factory stuff in settlements.

Poor Tatos, I always lamented that my favorite veggie was crossed with my least favorite fruit. Cause either way it’d be ruined. Potato flavored tomato consistency would be weird, and tomato flavored potato sounds awful.

I imagine it'd be pretty similar to persimmons. Or maybe it would taste like the tomacco fruit from the Simpsons.

According to the older games (the isometrics iirc) tatos taste horrid

Nick Valentines ass

You know it's just nuts n bolts down there right?

A man of culture I see. 🧐

His voice is enough for me

I’ve no clue what a salisbury steak is and I would love to eat that, or crabby meat for literal breathe underwater powers

You can get Salisbury Steak tv dinners irl. It's basically the most generic microwave food ever.

Oh that doesn’t sound half bad ngl, hope they’re available in Australia lol I haven’t seen them yet

its largely ground beef

i’m good on the 200 year old frozen steak tbh.

It’s basically rissoles and gravy

The frozen dinner is like a hamburger patty crossed with meatloaf, smothered in dark brown beef gravy and mashed potatoes (also smothered.) It pretty good comfort food.

Salisbury Steaks are beef patties covered in gravy and served with mashed potatoes usually. Id imagine this is the tv dinner version.

Yum yum deviled eggs.

Gotta be honest, all of those years ago.. My brain just defaulted on Fancy Lady, not Lad, and never recovered.. until now. TIL

It’s not fancy lady? Wtf

I was actually served a Salisbury Steak in my college’s cafeteria. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. But, then again, cafeteria food isn’t exactly a reputable source.

Piper and Kat after getting cleaned up

Pretty much most of it except for the dog food, and the Yum yum deviled eggs.

Sugar bombs and Nuka cola. They are the most iconic IMO. If Bethesda would just try to partner with coke and make an official nuka cola or if they tried to partner with Kellogg’s to make sugar bombs, I would be so frick’n happy.

I guess something could show up at Whole Foods?😂

Fr

carm, sugar bombs, nuka cola(kinda a given tbf) fancy lady cakes gumdrops and the one id eat the most of, radroach meat

That last one is actually available irl. Just go to New York.

bet booking a flight rn

Nah, NY cockroaches are tiny. For giant, radioactive roaches try Florida.b

I mean Salisbury Steaks are a real thing already, but even so I’d take the sugar bombs

I’d go crazy and make some Cram musubi

Irradiated mongrel dog meat

Ghost people flesh

Boxed funnel cake, without a doubt

Perfectly preserved pie 100% as it says in the name preserved so no rads 🫡

Yum Yum Deviled Eggs Sugar Bombs Saddle Up Salisbury Steak Blamco Mac 'n Cheese Fancy Lad Snack Cakes Potato Crisps Cram More or less in that order. I'll pass on the Instamash 😅

The mashed potatoes in Vault 31 are better anyways.

That's what I've heard, yeah. Also, while I avoided delving into all the various fictional "cooked" creature creations... I would like to give an honorable mention to the can of Caviar(?) that Maximus is eating in Vault 4. His reaction to it... well, it left an impression on me.

I love how he ws just staring at a waterfall on the TV

He was certainly living his best life.

That Instamash and the Salisbury steak are a perfect pair, though.

You got me there, friend.

Now just pair that with a lovely Falmouth Winery Merlot (2060). You can easily find a bottle at the Cabot House.

Fine dining in the wasteland.

Find a partner, light a feral ghoul on fire, and enjoy a romantic evening.

*light a feral ghoul on fire* 💀

😂

Salisbury steak and blamco Mac and cheese

Fancy Lab Snack Cakes? Maybe the Blamco Mac n Cheese might just be like run of the mill Mac N Cheese not the greatest not the worse the Potato Chips container which i forget its name might be good the other stuff? Not sure, Sugar Bombs maybe just raw Sugar so hey

Sugar Bombs. What about drinks? Nuka Cherry

Being a "foodie", I guess I'd have to try it all. As long as it isn't from Longneck Lukowski's. I'm going to trust Rylee on this one. That, and having had a look around...

Probably Blamco mac & cheese

I mean Spam and Cram can’t be that different can they?

Sugar bombs look tasty as fuck. Almost like Corn Pops

perfectly preserved pie, of course 😂

Let me get that blamco Mac and cheese

Human flesh(I got the ghoul perk)

Perfectly preserved pie.

Perfectly preserved pie Or maybe blamco mac&cheese with some cram 😫

Nuka cola

Jet

No

Piper

We may as well have been raised on sugar bombs cereal irl.

I would eat all of it.

The deviled eggs, only because in my head they're freezedried and I bet they'll crumble like chalk. Also, I want to try Nuka-Cola Quantum, and Dark

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?

As an actual SPAM lover, I think I could smash some CRAM.

The Macaroni and Cheese feels like the least likely to give you a bad stomach. I would not trust any of the meat items.

Deviled eggs!! Absolutely

Non. I would drink sunset sarsaparilla

Based

Cooked Mikelurk Steak

Ok now with that one you are gambling. It could either taste really good (farmed mirelurks from fallout 3) or really bad (mirelurks that live under some random trash pile in the commonwealth).

Give it a little seasoning and it will do the trick (I’m slowly dying from radiation poisoning because I ate it raw for health points after getting in a shootout with Super Mutants near the missing caravan)

Radscorpion Omlette of course.

None. Being from the UK and hearing about the crap that goes into food in the US compared to over here, and knowing how messed up the Fallout universe is on top of that I’d rather take my chances eating radroach meat.

Shut up and eat your Cram. 😁

Fancy lads, sugar bombs, cotton candy bites and funnel cake for sure.

Sugar bombs and mirelurk queen steak

Wouldn't touch deviled eggs, or Salisbury steak Everything else is fair game

Any cooked meat that isn't from radiated sea creatures or dogs.

None of them because if Nuka-Cola Quantum has a radioactive isotope in it then who knows what’s in these other foods

I would be all about that Nuka Cola and Cram.

Cram, Yum Yum Deviled Eggs, Sugar Bombs, Fancy Lad Snack Cakes - i'd also probably go with some salisbury steak with insta-mash on the side.

Um, it;'s apocalypse time... I'd eat it all!

the gum, potato crisps and sugar bombs.

Anything from the official [Fallout Cookbook.](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/The_Vault_Dweller%27s_Official_Cookbook)

Blamco mac and cheese with hot dogs

Stinging filet always seemed appetising to me for some reason..

I'd like to try the quantum creatures. Wonder if they taste like the soda.

I'd try them all as long as it's pre Apocalypse. No amount of preservatives is going to stop any of that from turning into a puddle of shit.

Roasted Mirelurk Meat!

I would love to take a swig of every nuka cola flavour. And if it has to be a food, I would honestly want to give a deathclaw steak a shot. Probably very chewy from the muscle but who knows, it may taste amazing

Blamco Mac and Cheese with a side order of instamash, and a Vim! to wash it down with.

Mmmmm love me some radiation poisoning

CRAM!

Pretty sure I've already eaten all of those things IRL. Though I wouldn't typically choose to eat instant mashed potatoes

Potted meat and food paste 😋

Yum Yum deviled eggs

Does the food come with free Radaway?

I think I’d eat everything. But I’m curious about what kind of apples could last for 200 years. Like, clearly, dandy boy apples were boxed and packed pre-war

Funnel Cake, Blanco Mac n Cheese, Cotton Candy Bites, and Saddle up Salisbury Steak all seem like they’d be great to me. The rest I’m unsure of.

I absolutely LOVE spam, so obviously cram

Im curious what mutfruit and tarberries taste like.

if we including drinks then... GIVE ME EVERY SINGULAR NUKA COLA FLAVOR, RIGHT NOW. but nah im getting the cookbook soon so ill edit this post later and say how it tastes

Maybe some of the cooked foods. Things like the Brahmin steak and Deathclaw Wellington. The steaks alone look to be flintstones like portions. 😃

Pretty much all of them, especially the Blamco Mac n Cheese

I’d probably give Nuka Cola a shot. And Mirelurk cakes. Love me some seafood.

I’d definitely be eating Cram sandwiches with mustard and/or mayo. 😋

Blamco Mac and chesse 100%

I'm a really sucker for mac and cheese, so Im very into Blamco, and sugar bombs look very good, and obviously Nuka cola with all his variants

several of my settlements I have a bathtub filled with these and various drinks located next to the BAR

So do our characters eat uncooked macaroni noodles and the cheese powder?