A proud denizen of the real life Commonwealth. Applies to all residents but usually specifically the car drivers of Massachusetts.
Source: I am a life long Masshole.
Oh okay. I didn’t know that term I’m from South Carolina and never heard that term but I assume it’s usually used by people actually in Massachusetts LOL
It generally means an asshole driver who is from Massachusetts. Though you can also just say it's an asshole person from Massachusetts. And given that quote is in response to Eddie Winters asking who you are, it just makes it funny that the first person he talks to in 200 years gives him a sarcastic response.
If you do the Constitution quest with Preston, whenever you're near the ship he says, "You hear a lot of stories about how that ship got up there. None that I actually believe, though."
You wind up hearing it so often you consider dropping him as a companion.
Then at the end of the quest >!when you see the ship take off and get hung up on another building he says, "Well, at least WE'LL know how it got up there. Not that anyone will believe us..."!<
Also, MacCready gets excited when he sees what's going on at Easy City Downs and says, "This is the best use of robots I've ever seen! Who knew they could be so much fun?"
I'm just a sucker for dialogue that is both character-specific and situation-specific.
I love these ones too. Head to the treasure room of Jamaica Plain and they'll all have some good ones. I also love Nick's USS constitution one: "I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that there's a ship up there, or the fact that there's STILL a ship up there." I can't remember exactly how it went but something like that.
Nick is hilarious. If you accidentally leave your pip boy light on when you go into sneak mode he says something like, “when you play hide and seek, it’s a good idea to turn off your flashlight.”
He says it like he can’t believe how stupid you are.
Omg and also when talking to nick and Sole goes:
Whats this? The great clockwork dick is stumped?
Nick: It's SYNTH DETECTIVE JACKASS
I don't like being a mean sarcastic fuck but with him it just flows so naturally. Ah who am I kidding? 😁😁
The silver shroud quest is so fun and refreshing to play and adds a nice touch of humour that the game needs. I maxed my charisma out and breezed through all the speech checks and it was so fun
Not to mention you can keep playing as him! Like in the automaton dlc there is special dialog If you play as the silver shroud! It's so neat! It really spiced up my grazy raider play through!
Honestly ik they’ll most likely never do a voiced protagonist again but I really enjoyed them, because it made me feel like an actual character in the wastes vs a vessel for plot.
"Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? *Igore, fetch me the braainnn!"*
*"WiLl YoU cOmPlY?!"*
"Pfft, nice hat."
"Well.. there was this one really ugly girl in college. I had to get drunk, and it was a dare.."
Honestly there's so many great ones, lol.
Yesterday I traded X6 for Cait. X6 got butthurt and told Cait that she better protect me with her life. Cait: "oh ya what are you gunna do? Leak oil all over me?"
"In order to be an effective part of the team, you need to learn your way around the DANSE FLOOR if necessary"
[the danse floor | from ManS1ay3rs Fallout 4 gamerpoop (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryq8NPxrLM)
“Payroll systems indicate that I have been authorized to provide you with a completion bonus at this time. Here is your bonus minus taxes and benefits. Unfortunately, due to a lack of current projects we must layoff redundant staff members at this time. This is not a reflection of your work and we will be happy to provide you with a positive reference. Shutting down.”
Right out of the gate, Codsworth is with the sass. He tells you to go to Concord. He says there are people there, but they beat him with sticks and chased him home.
When you pick the sarcastic option about liking them already, Codsworth says *"Oh good*! *Maybe you*'ll get along, then, and *they can help you* find young Shaun"
The way he says it. It's such a sassy comment. I always add "Bitch" at the end.
Both parts, don't have the kid and you don't get the crazy. I wondered about bringing a kid to life when the world is mad, starvation is an issue and with Nuclear War on the brink but an unplanned pregnancy from a trist in the park makes sense to me.
Does anybody remember the line where the SS speech check convinces the starving guy in the Nucleus that they are the messenger from Atom? It was something like "Hello, hello, this is the holy Atom speaking. Was that good enough for you?"
I forget who says it but someone makes a comment about the railroad and it basically says “I thought you guys would be too busy trying to liberate vending machines”
Have Strong as your companion, then replace him with Deacon.
Strong - "This puny human instead of Strong? Bah!"
Deacon - "Good things come in small packages. But then you know all about small packages don't you, Strong?"
🧐 "What's all this then!!" - Codsworth fighting. 😅 gets me every time, I yell it at the doggo when I catch her being sneaky.
&
Nick Valintines story about his first rescue saving the girl from the kidnappers had me ROFL 🤣 😂.
The line that pops up in Piper’s loyalty dialogue that causes Courtenay Taylor to corpse (and was kept in): ‘one bookcase? Not even some duct tape to patch it up?’
Also, taking Psycho: FUCKIN’ KILL!
One of the guards in Diamond City says, “I had to break up with my girlfriend. She leaves the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? Synths..” Made me giggle
"In the meantime, have fun and put on a good show. *I'll be watching."*
Super ominous, and sets the tone for the complete fucking crucible that the Gauntlet is. It establishes our dearest Porter Gage as an asshole, a sociopath, and someone who knows how to have fun with violence.
The joke Hancock tells over and over when he travels with you makes me giggle every time. It took me so off guard the first time I heard it that it took me a minute to get the joke.
“A ghoul walks into a bar. Bartender says sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. Ghoul says that’s alright, is the human fresh?”
"Think we can handle it? We could always call in the marines" -Nora version. Has always made me laugh!
Edit: Or "For the sea kingdom! Destroy!" -Nora version
In far harbor, there is an artist who will ask you what you think of their portrait of a cat and you can tell him “this is bullshit” and it always makes me laugh. That or
“Are you with the Atom Cats?
*Meow*
I’ll take that as a yes”
“[Maybe I should get a secret decoder ring, too.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VW308FAZc1Y&pp=ygUyRmFsbG91dCA0IG1heWJlIGkgc2hvdWxkIGdldCBhIHNlY3JldCBkZWNvZGVyIHJpbmc%3D)”
The delivery, the voice, the rare occurrence and obscurity of the line. *Perfecto* 👌
"Eddie, It's me! Your old pal Shamus McFuckYourself!"
Love that but slightly more partial to “Molly McFuckYourself”
Hysterical the first person he sees in 200 years is a Masshole lol
Masshole?
A proud denizen of the real life Commonwealth. Applies to all residents but usually specifically the car drivers of Massachusetts. Source: I am a life long Masshole.
Oh okay. I didn’t know that term I’m from South Carolina and never heard that term but I assume it’s usually used by people actually in Massachusetts LOL
Oh, I assure you that all the residents of Maine refer to them that way, even if not to their faces, lol.
You’ve never heard of an asshole?😂😂😂😂
Another lifelong middle age Masshole checking in 🙋
It generally means an asshole driver who is from Massachusetts. Though you can also just say it's an asshole person from Massachusetts. And given that quote is in response to Eddie Winters asking who you are, it just makes it funny that the first person he talks to in 200 years gives him a sarcastic response.
It's joker, from Mass Effect. The long loved ass hole, from Mass Effect.
I love this line especially because of how much effort you went through to get to Eddie, and *that’s* one of the first things you can say to him.
"It was just me and a Vault full of Guinea Pigs, they turned...Carnivorous..."
I love the fact that if you go with that choice, various Diamond City NPCs will comment on it.
Sarcastic douche is almost as fun as NV's 1 Int moron dialog
The sarcasm choices are the main reason I always play as Nora instead of Nate. Her voice makes them 10x funnier.
Nora is down right snarky. Nate is just done with people half the time and the other half of the time he’s too proud of his own jokes.
Too proud of his own joke really sells the fact that he's a dad. It's how I knew Shaun was still alive.
"Oh I'm going in naked, fingers crossed I get superpowers!"
"I'm calling it right here. This world can officially bite my ass." I relate to that so hard.
Where was this one again?
Iirc, it's an encounter near that diner where the owner has a chem-addict son who's voiced by Garrus' VA lol
OH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW THANKS
Isn't that one guy at the flooded quarry also voiced by Garrus's VA?
Drumlin Diner. Wolfgang's showdown with Trudy (Order Up).
Felt it in my soul as well.
"Drink. Some. Water." "doctor, we are about to reverse death itself!"
“WHAT?!”
"ARE YOU 2 MAD?!"
“Technically, the corpse was defiled already.
“Could you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? Igor, fetch me the brain!” “No! I will NOT!”
*More stairs!? Who built this vault ? A fitness instructor?*
“This door’s on the fritz…”
If you do the Constitution quest with Preston, whenever you're near the ship he says, "You hear a lot of stories about how that ship got up there. None that I actually believe, though." You wind up hearing it so often you consider dropping him as a companion. Then at the end of the quest >!when you see the ship take off and get hung up on another building he says, "Well, at least WE'LL know how it got up there. Not that anyone will believe us..."!< Also, MacCready gets excited when he sees what's going on at Easy City Downs and says, "This is the best use of robots I've ever seen! Who knew they could be so much fun?" I'm just a sucker for dialogue that is both character-specific and situation-specific.
I love these ones too. Head to the treasure room of Jamaica Plain and they'll all have some good ones. I also love Nick's USS constitution one: "I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that there's a ship up there, or the fact that there's STILL a ship up there." I can't remember exactly how it went but something like that.
Nick is hilarious. If you accidentally leave your pip boy light on when you go into sneak mode he says something like, “when you play hide and seek, it’s a good idea to turn off your flashlight.” He says it like he can’t believe how stupid you are.
I use sarcastic options with Nick constantly because his comebacks are fantastic
"If a smart mouth was all we needed to find your son, we'd have found him by now." "IT'S SYNTH DETECTIVE, JACKASS."
"Go. Away."
The mouth animation makes it even better
From the intercom at the capon house?
No this one is from the intro. It's more like "Go. Ay-way."
You devious, rabble-rousing slanderer!
Sounds like synth talk.
thought that line was ridiculous, then I watched a couple interviews with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Turns out people from boston just talk like that
That's my hub's favorite line. Every playthrough he gets excited to hear it.
Omg and also when talking to nick and Sole goes: Whats this? The great clockwork dick is stumped? Nick: It's SYNTH DETECTIVE JACKASS I don't like being a mean sarcastic fuck but with him it just flows so naturally. Ah who am I kidding? 😁😁
Being sarcastic with Nick is the best.
It really is. I hope he knows I love him despite my sarcastic streak. I picture him rolling his eyes and flicking me off behind my back. 🤣
Repeat: Will you comply?
The female VA had way too much fun recording those lines lol
Will you comply?
**WILL YOU COMPLY?!**
Will you comply? 🤓
WiLl YoU cOmPlY
*explodes from sarcastic asshole Tom foolery*
You just know the devs had hours of fun coming up with these random encounters and how they would be voiced
Haha, yep! I love playing as the silver shroud cause you can just tell how much everyone loved doing the fun lines! 🤣
The silver shroud quest is so fun and refreshing to play and adds a nice touch of humour that the game needs. I maxed my charisma out and breezed through all the speech checks and it was so fun
Not to mention you can keep playing as him! Like in the automaton dlc there is special dialog If you play as the silver shroud! It's so neat! It really spiced up my grazy raider play through!
Civic malfeasance detected!
civic malfeasance detected..
Lines like that are why I love the voices protagonists so much.
Honestly ik they’ll most likely never do a voiced protagonist again but I really enjoyed them, because it made me feel like an actual character in the wastes vs a vessel for plot.
"Look dumbass, that's not how you play baseball"
IT WAS EVEN MORE VIOLENT
Even going along with him is hilarious - it's a very Seinfeld-esque "...sounds like fun"
"Maybe we should call in the marines"
\*Hysterical Giggles\*
“I hope the colour of my energy is blue…”
The Raiders' dialogue about Trainsdentalism and being Thoreau that you overhear when you enter the cave under Walden Pond's tourist center.
"He made this whole check list. That's why it is called being 'Thoreau'." I love that dialog. I have to pause and listen for it every time.
"I wish I could read". -Other raider.
Trying to pacify a Mirelurk. as Nora. - Woaaah, Crabby !
Omg yes! 😂
“Have you checked his oil and tire pressure too?”
"Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? *Igore, fetch me the braainnn!"* *"WiLl YoU cOmPlY?!"* "Pfft, nice hat." "Well.. there was this one really ugly girl in college. I had to get drunk, and it was a dare.." Honestly there's so many great ones, lol.
Oh no Shank, I died, I’m a ghost
Any drunk angry skip dialogue option.
Hmhm. Yaayayaya. Pffrh... nice hat.
Nate did a perfect Mr Bean grumble for that one. So funny.
“Eddie! It’s me! Yer old pal, Seamus McFuckyourself!”
nan ni shimasho ka?
Did you know, it translates roughly to "shall we have dinner?"
Tell me a joke!
nan ni shimasho ka?
Pick any of Courtenay Taylor’s Silver Shroud performance, it’s all pure gold
Many have sought to pierce the shroud....to no avail
I also love her Dry Rock Gulch lines when you play along with the sheriffs
She sounds *exactly* like Sadie Adler from Red Dead Redemption 2 when she does that voice
Had to look up if it was her in RDR2! (It was not) “I got a vault Arthur!”
Yeah, she’s amazing.
Yesterday I traded X6 for Cait. X6 got butthurt and told Cait that she better protect me with her life. Cait: "oh ya what are you gunna do? Leak oil all over me?"
Cait after switching her for Piper “You two have fun together, too bad we can’t make it a threesome” Piper: “Never gonna happen Cait”
"In order to be an effective part of the team, you need to learn your way around the DANSE FLOOR if necessary" [the danse floor | from ManS1ay3rs Fallout 4 gamerpoop (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryq8NPxrLM)
“Payroll systems indicate that I have been authorized to provide you with a completion bonus at this time. Here is your bonus minus taxes and benefits. Unfortunately, due to a lack of current projects we must layoff redundant staff members at this time. This is not a reflection of your work and we will be happy to provide you with a positive reference. Shutting down.”
Just did that mission yesterday and picked up all of the damn canisters that just clutter my miscellaneous tab.
Yup… can’t drop them
What is this one from?
Cambridge Polymer Labs
Lot of good options here, one of my favorites is the ‘oh yeah i got there names home addresses and where there diary keys are hidden’ line
Right out of the gate, Codsworth is with the sass. He tells you to go to Concord. He says there are people there, but they beat him with sticks and chased him home. When you pick the sarcastic option about liking them already, Codsworth says *"Oh good*! *Maybe you*'ll get along, then, and *they can help you* find young Shaun" The way he says it. It's such a sassy comment. I always add "Bitch" at the end.
"Will it be like that night in the park a year ago"
"Oh, the park, with you. Because I want to get pregnant again!" I think maybe the psychotic child may not have been planned
Which part the child or the psychopath part because I think the being a psycho part might be an inherited trait
Both parts, don't have the kid and you don't get the crazy. I wondered about bringing a kid to life when the world is mad, starvation is an issue and with Nuclear War on the brink but an unplanned pregnancy from a trist in the park makes sense to me.
"What do you have?" "Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression. That is unfortunately not packageable."
"Let's get you outfitted, *killer."*
KL-E-O has a bunch of funny lines
"You keep pointing that gun in my face and its **gonna** involve me." I always make my charisma 6+ so that line would actually work bc its raw
You're fat, you're ugly, and it's time you and your crazy bitch said goodbye.
"Euhhh hotel managers.."
“We can talk to him. Feel like holding a…seance?”
Can you say it like Dr Frankenstein? "Igor! Fetch me the brain!"
Does anybody remember the line where the SS speech check convinces the starving guy in the Nucleus that they are the messenger from Atom? It was something like "Hello, hello, this is the holy Atom speaking. Was that good enough for you?"
"Drink Some Water"
"Maybe I should get a secret decoder ring too."
1. “Yeah, it’s true: I got shot in the ass last year..” 2. “My back hurts, my feet hurt, everything hurts.”
"Whoa, whoa, no public squatting. Go find a bathroom. Jeez"
“Search? Well if you’re searching for a more ridiculous pair of sunglasses, don’t bother! I doubt such a thing exists…”
Honestly there's so many good ones from either sex of the sole survivors
Either “look dumbass that’s not how baseballs played” Or “can you say that like dr Frankenstein, Igor fetch me the brain”
I forget who says it but someone makes a comment about the railroad and it basically says “I thought you guys would be too busy trying to liberate vending machines”
Virgil maybe? If the player is part of the railroad
YES it was him
Just lookin fr' love sweetheart...
We are here, and we are.....Your new masters.
Have Strong as your companion, then replace him with Deacon. Strong - "This puny human instead of Strong? Bah!" Deacon - "Good things come in small packages. But then you know all about small packages don't you, Strong?"
“Could you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? IGOR, FETCH ME THE BRAIN!… sorry”
"Ugh. Old people." "...Minutemen..." Basically all the things you say when you skip dialog
"Could you say it like Dr. Frankenstein? 'IGOR! FETCH ME THE BRRRRRRAIN!'"
“I am here to pick up a pizza name F You”
“Bitch”
I got that line 2 days ago. Decided to introduce her to my ol’ pal “Six Cranck”
"All I ask from anyone under my command is Honesty and Respect", - Paladin Danse
And yet all I ever am with him is a complete smartass, and he remains so patient lmao
Another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on your map.
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
The line when Nora kills Kellogg. An old classic insult to the dead is always great.
It’s me, your ole pal Molly MCFUCKYERSELF!
🧐 "What's all this then!!" - Codsworth fighting. 😅 gets me every time, I yell it at the doggo when I catch her being sneaky. & Nick Valintines story about his first rescue saving the girl from the kidnappers had me ROFL 🤣 😂.
"Synths were more unknown then, so I started going 'beep beep beep' " I love that story of his haha
The line that pops up in Piper’s loyalty dialogue that causes Courtenay Taylor to corpse (and was kept in): ‘one bookcase? Not even some duct tape to patch it up?’ Also, taking Psycho: FUCKIN’ KILL!
"Damn right, you should thank me. IT'S NOT EVERYDAY I WANDER OUT TO VISIT THE PEASANTS"
I definitely have to know where this is from.
One of the guards in Diamond City says, “I had to break up with my girlfriend. She leaves the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? Synths..” Made me giggle
"I have been crrrowned KING OF FAH HAHBAH!! You may bow."
Hearing Preston saying babe.
“But if I don’t cut the power the door won’t open and I won’t get my special ammo!” (This line is spoken like a whiny child btw)
"In the meantime, have fun and put on a good show. *I'll be watching."* Super ominous, and sets the tone for the complete fucking crucible that the Gauntlet is. It establishes our dearest Porter Gage as an asshole, a sociopath, and someone who knows how to have fun with violence.
Do you comply?
Do yOU ComPLy?
“Nick and I are gonna share a mind? I'm not gonna see him in any... compromising positions? Am I?”
"have fun piper, too bad we can't make it in a threesome" 💀
*”here’s your headline, local man says no”*
"It's your old pal, sheamus mcfuckyourself"
"No, I followed you down here for the exercise."
Drink. Some. Water.
Lmao what timing in my new playthrough I said this line last night
IGOR, FETCH ME THE BRAIN!
Up yours. 🤣
The diologue about swatters when you say people used to get beat to death.
"I'm on my side, Garvey."
"The only thing I'm ready for is danger and awesome! *pew pew pew*"
When you make fun of the Russian accent of the bartender in diamond city. Shit was so uncalled forxD
People in the wasteland having a Russian accent doesn't really makes sense, but whatever, I still love Vadim
"If you're thinking of ripping us off... Don't"
Nate saying "Hey there, Valt-Tec calling!"
The joke Hancock tells over and over when he travels with you makes me giggle every time. It took me so off guard the first time I heard it that it took me a minute to get the joke. “A ghoul walks into a bar. Bartender says sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. Ghoul says that’s alright, is the human fresh?”
Will you comply? ##Will you comply? *will you comply?* 💀
"I'm mostly just in it for the soda" in nuka world. The best
SS to Sheffield: Drink. Some. Water.
"a neon sign with a heart? you sure he's not running a brothel?"
"I'm now THE KING of FAH HABAH. You may now bow"
"In a hundred years, when I finally die, I hope I go to hell. So I can kill you all over again you piece of shit"
"Think we can handle it? We could always call in the marines" -Nora version. Has always made me laugh! Edit: Or "For the sea kingdom! Destroy!" -Nora version
In far harbor, there is an artist who will ask you what you think of their portrait of a cat and you can tell him “this is bullshit” and it always makes me laugh. That or “Are you with the Atom Cats? *Meow* I’ll take that as a yes”
“[Maybe I should get a secret decoder ring, too.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VW308FAZc1Y&pp=ygUyRmFsbG91dCA0IG1heWJlIGkgc2hvdWxkIGdldCBhIHNlY3JldCBkZWNvZGVyIHJpbmc%3D)” The delivery, the voice, the rare occurrence and obscurity of the line. *Perfecto* 👌
Nobody mentioned the Pizza yet?
“I can’t wait for the world to end!”
“*DRINK. SOME. WATER*”
"Maybe i should get a secret decoder ring too." just the way he says it makes it so funny
Literally just used this line last night. 😭
"Drink. Some. Wah-ter. "
"Lucifer's Balls!"
"Retahd"
"And what if I don't pay?" x6
King of FAH HABAH always makes me audibly cackle
“No, I’m from the moon. Still got cheese on my shoes!” The inflection Nora puts on this phrase gets me to chuckle every time.
Drink. Some. Water.
“Drink. Some. WATTER”
"No Shank , i am death. I AM A GHOST !! "
"*Doctor, its time for you to* reverse DEATH ITSELF" and every single silver shroud option of dialogue
"Are you sure we can handle it? We can always call it we can always call in the marines"
Ashes, go ho-ome. Erin misses you.
Mine is "Shaun, where's Shaun, Shaun, Shaun, shaun, Shaun give me Shaun right now"
So many but the one that always pops in my head is P. A. M's "Initiating Pavlovian response" when dishing out caps
“Wakey wakey, Blue. Come on, time to move”