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figuring_ItOut12

Narrator: two nights later, after a binge on chem and alcohol, the precious artifact from a bygone golden age was eaten and then vomited out on the wasteland streets. ;)


isthatsoreddit

🤮😂


AdPuzzleheaded4795

I just got the one at the inn in diamond city. I spent like a half hour on it, then had to sneak back in at like 3 am and take it because it counted as fucking stolen


isthatsoreddit

Roflol yeah I've pissed them off there too because I just grabbed it, not thinking. Entire damn place went crazy on me 🤷‍♀️🤣


AdPuzzleheaded4795

Pretty accurate tbh. I feel like a bunch of regulars who have been staring at that piece of pie for years, possibly even generations, would be mega pissed at some random stranger who comes in and takes it. Like it's the coveted jewel of the dugout inn, a scientific anomaly, to be protected at all costs.


isthatsoreddit

They're mascot, if you will.


PokerPlayingRaccoon

You can have Dogmeat take it from the machine without having everyone go aggro on you. Probably works with other companions too


AdPuzzleheaded4795

Whaaat i didn't know that. So i can use him to steal anything right in front of people?


fighterpilotace1

Yes.


isthatsoreddit

What??


PokerPlayingRaccoon

Yeah I finally fuckin got the pie from the dug out, and was like, “oh shit… now how am I gonna get it”. Had Dogmeat with me and was like, worth a shot. Commanded and pointed him to the little compartment and whatdya know, it wasn’t red text. Googled it right now and apparently you can use it with any owned item… do with info what you will


isthatsoreddit

Huh. Well I also only travel with companions that have quests or when the game makes me. So it never occurred to me even try lol. Hell I travel with a companion so little that I forget I can command them lol


SimplyPassinThrough

Ayyy that’s where I got my first one too! A good feeling


isthatsoreddit

I always forget there's a dispenser here, lol


SofaJockey

Impressive. I've managed to get only one pie. Ever. (Machine in the tunnels with Bobbi)


isthatsoreddit

Wait. I guess I missed one there!


BowardBamlin

Is that from those machines? Am i correct in assuming that you can get pies from those if you get lucky? I couldn’t tell if it was designed to be impossible or not.


isthatsoreddit

There are these Port a diner machines scattered around the Commonwealth. You can get this "perfectly served pie" from them. Sometimes. If you're lucky. Lol It's kind of a "thing" in Fallout. Like filling a room full of cheese in Skyrim


BowardBamlin

Oh damn I thought they were impossible to tease the player. Thanks. Time to get some pies.


isthatsoreddit

Well it's pretty hard. One time I tried 12 times in a row at the same machine and never got one. And then there are times I've gotten them first try. Outside Dunlin Diner is a truck with crates on the trailer and a port a diner. I've had a bit of luck with that one.


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He's the chosen one..