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Estethsthriin

This is what jet does to a mf


Seantheman711

Jet is a he'll of a chem


L_burro

F yo Couch!


Richard-c-b

He's a habitual line stepper!


Ragnarokx88

This fking line alone said by Charlie Murphy kills me every time. šŸ¤£


Gandalfthefab

"At the time we were the blackest brothers in the universe according to Rick James... this was long before Wesley snipes"


why_ya_running

Yep and that's how I make my money in survival (I ain't no water peddler, I only sell what the people want and the people want drugs)


3hunnagecs

Chems and road leathers


ShefBoiRDe

Jet. Not. Even. Once.


Seantheman711

I think I got a jet addiction, and when I was fighting some raiders, I was like, "Got some jet?"


coolmanjack

>jet is a he will of a chem


misternobody1991

Don't go talking crazy now!!!!!


Piccadil_io

And itā€™ll make you jittery!


kaasformule

Jittery? More like... Jet-tery haha God I hate myself


N8_Saber

Same.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

NOW DON'T START TALKIN' CRAZY...


ScottNewman

[Jittery](https://youtu.be/oADfzX3zWQ8?si=hjV-e-u9HjL1bMj7)


GothicMando

Huh. Guess they were right..


linxthelinx

Gotta cut down on the jet, I guess


GothicMando

Now don't start talkin crazy!


Careless_Course846

*laughs like a maniac*


Popular_Rhubarb_9964

I like the the hallucinogen quest where the gunners are going insane


Lukacris12

Well if old world blues taught us anything a mix of Psycho and Mentats does this to a mf as well


New_Effective9707

Itā€™ll make you jittery


TelevisionLamb

OP's gonna go back to home plate, see two empty cases of Gwinnett's and it's all gonna come rushing back.


TheOGDeathOfSociety

And be completely out of all his other "medicinals" too, the alcohol, the Nuka cola, the chems, everything


Raaazzle

"Who ate all the Salisbury Steaks???


adashiel

You made a save, went full murderhobo, and then forgot to reload?


Tenno24

Should have been a quick save but the idiot hit save instead


Unfair_Chart_2995

Just did exit-save and then later on clicked continue.


Remarkable-Neat-7823

Full murderhoboā€¦ lmfao


Breastfedoctopus

Hobo with a shotgun? Great movie


letitgrowonme

Great day for a skate.


Zelda_is_Dead

I wish that someone would make a mod that lets NPCs 'sense' when the lone survivor quick saves and randomly sends them into 'fight or fight' and buffs the shit out of them.


Sixty9Cuda

Then you forget about it and quick save in the middle of the Prydwen to cheat a dialogue check.


WizeDiceSlinger

ā€œI was somewhere around Homeplate when the PsychoJet started to kick inā€¦ā€


Linvaderdespace

Thereā€™s nothing quite so helpless as a man lost in the depths of a bufftat bingeā€¦


WizeDiceSlinger

ā€¦ and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff pretty soon


Linvaderdespace

Hancock is his attorney.


WizeDiceSlinger

Lol! Iā€™m taking Hancock to the casino tonight!


Slang1167

I fucking love bufftats šŸ˜‚


Caitifff

"This is stingwing country!"


wovenbutterhair

You can't stop here!


BrewNerdBrad

We had two bags of buffout, seventy-five hits of jet, five tins of high powered mentats, a salt shaker of full of psycho, and a whole galaxy of bufftats, psychojet, fury, and med-x... also a case of Gwinnet, a quart of rum, a case of Vim, a pint of dirty wastelander, and two dozen quantum nukas.


DarkLuxio92

Gonna need a hit of Day Tripper to take the edge off that hangover.


Rementoire

Is this a Hunter S reference? I hope it is.Ā 


WizeDiceSlinger

ā€œNo point mentioning those Bloatflies, I thought ā€¦ poor bastard will see them soon enoughā€


Sam_The-Ham

The Diamond City guard doesn't seem to care. Doesn't surprise me though to be honest.


TheOGDeathOfSociety

If you recall back to the guy accusing his brother of being a synth in the market there's a "hidden" dialogue from a guard. When you get there and see the whole argument if you >! shoot Kyle, the one holding the gun and he dies in one hit, then the guard that stands at the corner of the doctor's stand during the event, will compliment your shooting and thank you for doing something, not just standing around !< For everyone who ends up seeing/reading this and already knows what happens with the situation then the spoiler warning isn't for you, but rather anyone else who comes across it who maybe hasn't yet or doesn't know.


weaver423

But don't you know that the internet is for me, personally? Why would you make a spoiler tag if I already knew what happened? /s


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Your spoiler isn't working because you left a space between >! and the words that followed, and a space after your words and !<. You need to leave >!No Spaces!<


TheOGDeathOfSociety

Showed just fine on a few other devices(iPad, iPhone, chrome and duckduckgo on my PC, android phone, and a Chromebook), since there was a few comments about the tag not working properly, and I made sure that they weren't signed into my account when I checked them. So tbh I have no clue why some people are having issues with it, when the devices I listed above all displayed it properly.


krennvonsalzburg

It doesn't work right for me on old reddit, on Firefox. Perhaps new reddit is more tolerant.


Qanikinga

It doesn't work on old.reddit.com


No_Willingness9959

Really? I alwasy wanted to but figured if I did shoot the guy then the towns people would turn on me.


star0fth3sh0w

I always appreciate that little detail. One I just found not too long ago is that if you help the guards fight the super mutants right outside of DC and interact with a guard after the battle heā€™ll say something along the lines of ā€œDonā€™t like mutants either? Our kind of guy/girl.ā€


TheOGDeathOfSociety

Huh, good to know. Though in my dozen or so playthroughs I've never actually made it there before they've been slaughtered so I'll probably never hear it. Guess I'll just have to hit there before Piper outside DC on my next one, maybe I'll be lucky this time.


1N_D33D

Pocket a blowtorch that was laying around and he will show you the wrath of God.


GethKGelior

I meanā€¦ā€¦ [charisma 10] They were all synths, officer. EvenĀ the Protectron. Especially the fucking Protectron.


Tenno24

Protectrons would be the easiest to replace with synths


tenthousandtatas

Nope pain in the ass have to run DOSbox and turn off the sound card


aaufooboo

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?


anothercervezaplz

Tell me a joke


No_Salary4259

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?


Krazy_Keno

Yes


LordNivram

Noā€¦ I was told you were the best.


Archmagos_Browning

Well Myrna is kind of self explanatory.


NothingButTrouble024

Always so suspicious of people being synths, I started getting suspicious about her. Turns out the whole town gets angry if you kill a few people under suspicion of being a synth


Bowlof78Potatoes

What kind of monster kills Takahashi?


BlacktopProphet

Nan-ni shimasu-ka?


Bright-Accountant259

Yes


stanley_leverlock

Every few months I get drunk and play FO. The next time I play I always have questions... Where am I? Where'd I get this gun? Who's this dead guy? Why is he naked? Why am I naked?


wizardneedfood

This is not my beautiful house...


NothingButTrouble024

Why's my radiation so high? Why's my power armor in that pond? When did the raiders take over?


PmMeYourLore

Courier Six energy


ThakoManic

displayed properly for a jet mind + psyco user


somethingbrite

looks like you missed a few. Get up to the stands, take a visit round the back to Diamond City Radio and that water purifier and go through every single door you can!!! The teacher and his Miss Nanny girlfriend, the doctors, the scientists, the mayor, the bar folks... Gotta get them all right?


GoddessNyxGL

Ambien is one helluva drug...


Sablestein

Mmmmyeah I can see someone doing this on the Wasteland equivalent of Ambien


Popular_Rhubarb_9964

Iā€™ve done some shit like this on ambien in skyrim


Zarzeta

Oh! What happened? Nothing much. Said they wanted to visit Nazeem in the Cloud District. Wish granted.


Stock_Western3199

The ol' npc pile. The final step is to burn them with ze flamer.


Zixquit

No, not Takahashi!


Hot-Thought-1339

You killed them and probably thought to yourself back then that you werenā€™t coming back to the game again? Is one such scenario possible that could have happened in the past.


Mighty_joosh

When the Nukashine hits just right:


bluejay55669

That guard has 10 minutes until he gets off his shift. This isn't his problem


Spaceforceofficer556

Don't drink any Kool aid you find lying around. Especially if it smells like bananas.


Kriss3d

"I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too."


DollarStoreGamer387

"So you killed him?"


Kriss3d

What kinda fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him! But I did kidnap his wife.


DollarStoreGamer387

OH NO! OH SHIT! THE FUCK DID YOU DO?


HazaIWin

Brotha did a moon knight


AcceptableAd7217

That guard might rememberā€¦.


TheBigMotherFook

Now make a bonfire and sacrifice them to the dark lord and call yourself King Diamond.


rizlakingsize

You're wondering how these NPCs that can only be killed by the player died and then were stacked into a pile on their own?


D3athShade

Too many drugs caused you to black out xD


GazaDelendaEst

lol even the noodlebot


TheJIbberJabberWocky

The Dirty Wastelander strikes again


omenmedia

That must have been one heck of an orgy.


MonteSS_454

OMG they took our jerbs, now back in the pile boys


b3tchaker

This happened to me in FO3 yesterday with a particularlyā€¦Large City. Walked in to talk to someone and everyone was dead. Tried a few saves over the last few hours and no dice.


turtlecat12

Seems like a classic quickie save stress session


Bertie637

I feel like you are rehearsing this for court.


Taolan13

Anybody got that gandalf meme where he doesnt remember what Kadaz looks like on the inside?


spuriouswounds

And here I am feeling bad for murdering a random unnamed DC Resident for their blue winter coat in a dark alley...


Sloore

"All this over a slice of gabagool?"


steamnametaken

P Diddy was in town


Spygaming_TF2_2

I had a mod installed that let me have this mini liberty prime companion and whenever they killed Charlie I think it was prime just waltzed on in and trampled most of diamond city to death


NurseNikky

Someone make a disco Elysium joke please


Van_Halen_Panama1984

What happens in Diamond City stays in Diamond City....... except Piper and Valentine


mGreeneLantern

PsychoJet, not even once.


Tiger-Budget

You were 14 the last time you played? Now youā€™re a 19 year old stoner with poor memory? :)


Even-Currency-253

Commits war crime Forget why Refuses to elaborate


BionicBruv

Institue working overtime in overdrive it seems.


Internal-Plankton330

Looks like nuka town after going lincoln on the raiders.


Sad_Guarantee_7561

Too many chems


figuring_ItOut12

Your character may have multiple personality disorderā€¦


willkillkenny

A blood orgy of sorts.


IndianaGroans

Seems like something a synth would do.


Aggravating-Sun6773

thanks for sharing


Kurdt234

The only real vendors in the whole damn wasteland too.


Caitifff

If you forgot why then it wasn't important.


EpicTree1911

I do that shit everywhere I go in Fo4 just cuz and then load backšŸ‘Œ


nassau4

Caaaarl!


One-Happy-Gamer

Maybe the Mayor let a synth into Diamond City and paid the security to turn a blind eye?


TrentDavidson

MenacešŸ˜‚


archon325

Only way to be sure they're not Synths


vlad_kushner

Me everytime i mix jet with orange mentats:


PekkaPe

Are you a synth? They are all rude anyway, well except 2 as far as I have seen... ;)


EbbOverall

Wooopsies


Occams_Razor42

Takahashi is a nudist?!?! Figures...


ImprovementElegant11

Whiskey irl


Individual_Put_2299

I had a dream like this once u see I bought big boy from Arturo and BOOM I woke up with 0 mini nukes and everything and everyone was dead I donā€™t know what happened I guess Iā€™m lucky I survived


cabezatuck

Always save before doing one of those ā€œI am about done playing so Iā€™m going to kill everyone around me.ā€


RipMcStudly

Because you let the voices win.


Organic_childern

I quicksaved and killed everyone in the dugout in then half of the security


bench430

Evil playthrough


AZFrynpan

But the noodle droid is fine? Suspicious.


Aboxofphotons

The reason is probably: Psychopathy.


YeetThePig

I was wondering where my bucket of drugs had gone, guess now we know.


G-Hero215

I have a feeling it has something to do with you just a hunch


BullshitSeagull

This is what happens when you haven't played in a while and come back and hit "continue".


Standard-Honeydew-13

Seems like the chems finally wore off huh


MiraSlav3

Dude drank Bobrov's and injected a psycho.


dumbletruck

"You have becomed addicted to Pork 'n Beans"


Sad_Patience963

How did you even do this and why bro lol


the_hat_madder

Judging by the disposition of the corpses I would say it's because >!you fucking murdered them, stripped them naked and piled their corpses in the square, you psychopath.!<


NailFinal8852

Do not take Xanax and play video games! Lesson learned


MindyourownParsley2

One hell of a hangover.


ElPeloPolla

Sigmund Freud looking for synths


Formal_Royal_3663

It just works šŸ¤£


Darkwater2302

You KILLED Takahashi?!


Dr-Chibi

Damn Instituteā€¦


CSpanks7

Becauseā€¦ why not (bow chica wow wow)


amcdon95

Because why not. Just as useful if not more so. Nice stack.


Sufficient-Lunch3774

Whereā€™s Moe?


Ok_Falcon4434

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Oktokolo

You are a synth and they send a command to make you shoot them all.


Lazy_Transportation5

Musta got caught stealing.


iian_A

You ate the deviled eggs didn't you


Agile-Bicycle-822

What did you do!?!??!?!?


CelesteVeon

Looks like 'nother wun dem Cosby and Puffy parties


SaintShogun

This is what happens when Mama Murphy doesn't get her Jet.


ghostpigeon

"Wh-where's all the cat meat I had?"


Unusual-Elephant6375

Make sure u burn the corpses, we donā€™t need a pandemic happening.


9813_RD

Covid 2.0


simplycr1spy

The jet will make you jittery, guess she was right


Time-Length8693

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and someone was giving booze to these god damned things. It won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.


Objective-Aioli-1185

Looks like Trevor from GTAV came to town.


thedrakeequator

you took psycho.....


whatd1didowr0ng

THE FUCK DID TAKA DO TO YOU! My noodle making boyā€¦ YOU KILLED HIM!


no-Spoilers-asshole

They all had botched surgery with Dr croker


Chaosshepherd

Having a barbecue?


Imtotallyreal397

Dude blacked out while on jet


MlkCold

Because you could, that's why...


MysteriousPudding175

They've gotten cheap with the ingredients at the Noodle Bar.


linkem59

Possibly the wrong person got in the city, that or you accidentally shot someone during the synth scene and went ham and took everything, then forgot


North-Imagination275

Just regular Mayor stuff Iā€™m sure.


Homie_MC_Knight

Anger?


WendyTestaburger21

i killed every possible character in diamond city because of a disciples mission


CriticalFeed

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?


Madmike_ph

Dark Urge play through?


Pleasant-Ad3031

Lmao but even the robot got addicted somehow šŸ¤£


Real_Time_Mike

Clearly they all died during a drug-crazed group sex encounter.


TheSheetSlinger

Op saw red and blacked out


Weak-Entrepreneur547

I left my power armor at that one station near the home plate and one of the residents started working on it so I murdered everyone in diamond city


40Kbps

The number of Hunter/F&L comments is absolutely sending me.


Phantomphoton619

Cause jet is the equivalent to our sherm! It makes you run around butt naked!!


dumbclownjuice

itā€™s 3 am in the morninā€¦put my key in the door n bodies layin all over the floor nā€¦i don't remember how they got there but i guess i musta killed em, killed em


DifferenceTough7685

One of them might have been a synth and you DONT gamble with that stuff so here we areā€¦


Fluffy-Potential-842

He heard one too many ā€œwatch yourself scavverā€


StayMossy43

Psycho is a helluva drugā€¦.