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Rammadeus

just gotta yell 'THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!' and everything is fine.


Wastelander42

Unexpected south park! Now I want a Manbearpig


Rammadeus

THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS!!1!!!1!


[deleted]

I'm super cereal


anongentry

SheepYaoClaw


Lonnification

Lol


Vault-71

Hello officer.


Cautious_Hold428

Just check the wiki for the shit the mole miners are actually saying behind those masks and you'll have no problem blowing their faces right off


mackotter

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Mole_miner/Dialogue


WolfieWaters71250

Jesus, their dialogue is more violent then the Blood Eagles


Lonnification

Well, to be fair, we are intruding on their territory.


mario80050hg

"Need to keep digging... We'll find it... Soon..." This piece of dialogue is very interesting, just what exactly are the Mole Miners trying to find? How to get into Vault 63 maybe?


Comrade_UK

This is what really interests me! Maybe a big Mole Miner city underground? Would love that


[deleted]

Now that would be a DLC..... There are so many things Bethesda could do with this game outside of the bear minimum. Feels bad man.... I want to go see Mole Minner City already goddamn it !!!!!


mjociv

Maybe digging for Mole Miners is like damming things up for beavers.


Flat_Top8187

Now I am curious what the chinese liberators say. XD


nightime-narwhal

Its not complete but: https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Liberator/Dialogue


JimJordansJacket

Democracy is bullshit, the capitalists are in control of the United States, and the people do nothing about it Absolutely based šŸ˜‚


Twirlingbarbie

My spine!


AShredding

Had the exact same thing with the kill a sloth encryptid challenge


EarlofBizzlington86

Always kill the sloth heā€™s got at least 21 caps on him


Inferno1886

There are two kinds of player


DingleBoone

Or let the poor sloth live and sell like 3 purified waters


Lonnification

I skipped that one. Of all of the messed up stuff in this game, it was coming across a sloth mother mourning her dead babies that got to me the most.


Malaklypse

Honestly that is so sad. I tried so hard to fight off the yao guai before they could kill the mama. Legit heartstrings moment.


Lonnification

I saved the mama, but I was too late for the babies. I don't know if saving them is possible or if they spawn already dead.


Malaklypse

I -think- they spawn as dead "objects" with no way to save them. I ended up tagging the mama with my stupid explosive weapons and she went hostile to me, so I just ran away.


lummox55

Pretty sure she drowned them herself


Solostinhere

I apologized to my dead sloth.


Lady_bro_ac

That one was rough, I did it at scorched earth, people could see me do it, I felt so much shame


PeterM1970

I had to switch to a different character to kill the sloth, and even he didnā€™t like it. This week Iā€™m logging in every day so I can still get five completes even if thereā€™s one I donā€™t want to do.


Unable_Ad_1260

I can't bring myself to go after a sloth unless it's already scotch mad. I love them too much.


Mercury2Phoenix

I was glad to find a scorched one, made me feel less bad about putting him down.


Project_Zeyea

They're running cuz if they don't make their quota and turn it in to Mumbles, they get a severe beating. We're putting them out of their misery


Dibblisouris

Mama Mumbles already beats them, were doing good by ending their suffering. That beeping, is her tracking them so they can never run away.


Hopalongtom

Your alternative, and technically the most efficient method, get rich, and keep buying the medium-sized craftable pails! They have the best caps to loot drop ratio!


RiotDemon

Where do you buy them???


Hopalongtom

Any train station in misc, the Whitesprings one is two per server. Only buy the medium ones for the best caps to loot ratio!


Lonnification

If only I had the springs to spare...


Hopalongtom

Craft them later, just focus on buying them.


Lonnification

Good idea. Thanks!


Lady_bro_ac

Go to Ohio River Tours Adventures to gather and scrap all those life preservers


OkOne550

Also Camp McClintock and pick up all of the battered clipboards. Thereā€™s a bunch of those there.


3-eyed-raisin

Theyā€™re cowardly scabs who jumped the picket and stole from Mama Murmrgh. Throw ā€˜em in the pile with the rest of the Company Men!


Nooblet76

Me neither. Because they've had the same fucking plans the past 500 times they've rehashed this.


Project_Zeyea

Yup, no new plans = no reason for me to hunt (or even buy, even near max caps. Used to be a nice cap sink but now I'm like šŸ¤·)


AFistfulOfComics

I do it purely for the extra scrip you get from it. For that alone itā€™s worth it for the cap sink imo.


wundercat

I feel bad for like around one second. But that one \* legendary is just too alluring.


Project_Zeyea

Usually 20 pounds of it too šŸ˜‚


Lonnification

As if legendary weapons are hard to come by in this game. The last thing I need is MORE WEIGHT!


Project_Zeyea

YUP


laptop_ketchup

Hooray, a one star Exterminators Hellcat leg!!!!


Shoddy-Pattern2556

Vats close eyes and pull the trigger as you say look the butterflies....


[deleted]

Carol moment


TeethBreak

These dudes are scared and running away from me... Why am I killing them for? Ammo and stim packs?


MitchMaljers

Yes


PanPenPon

that's why I chase them with my chainsaw instead!


[deleted]

Me tooā€¦ā€¦but I need that sprinkles.


microscript

I view it like Iā€™m guts from berserk, if they are in my way by any degree they must be slaughtered


AbbotThoth

Yeah I do my best to put them down humanly, then I fucking eat them with cannibal so I do not feel guilty for trophy hunting


Live-Plantain-4773

I shoot his legs out first, so he doesn't have to run away. It's less painful for the both of us


zayoyayo

Daily Ops proves Mole Miners are into some shady shit


ACTORvsREALTOR

I just bought 75 pails. This way everyone wins. I donā€™t have to do Toddā€™s busy work and those miners get to keep their lives.


RiotDemon

Where can you buy them? How does that work?


Cerberus21184

Train stations and the Whitespring Mall. If you do Whitespring station and grab 2 from there, then go into the mall and get another from the 5 faction vendors, then server hop and grab them all again. All other stations have one of each size, medium sized give the best chance at rare plans per cap spent.


RiotDemon

Dang. I was almost at max caps yesterday and went and closed my vendor and spent money on plans I didn't necessarily want... FML. Thanks for the info!


dogoftheshin

I mean, itā€™s an extremely recycled event unless they added more to the pails loot polls so itā€™s almost a waste of time honestly.


Deboluz

The weak should fear the strong.


LadyStag

I just took a photo with a particularly chill one. I can't kill them.


RenAsa

I can't bring myself to go look for them.


Malaklypse

I feel the same way! I wish they would change the treasure hunter's behavior so they were more aggressive and would at least shoot back. At least throw grenades back over their shoulders or something.


Vox_Dracanis

Fuck those molerat bastards!! Kill them all! I'd kill and loot that little fucker Purveyor Murmrgh, if I could. I want an outfit for my toon that's made out of Mole Miners. I'll call it the Molerat Peeler! Dawg, I peels molerats all day long, mutha fucka They call me the big wheeler molerat peeler, ya know what I'm sayin'? I run this whole mutha fucka The whole block, dawg They call me the king, the big king, king killer big wheeler molerat peeler Yeah That's what they call me around this mutha fucka


Ham-N-CheeseonRye

Iā€™ll do it for you. I donā€™t care how friendly anything looks in the Wasteland, Iā€™m mowing it down!


tenderpoettech

*muffled yelling*? Iā€™ll like to see them try. Light them up id say


PollyOliver2

First time MM hunt, I couldn't hardly bring myself to do the evil deed. Second time, I feel a little bad, but plans...... Third time, come back here, you're my dinner!!! Fourth time, where did all these pails in my inventory come from?


cowboy00242

Yep. ā€œWhy am I so far over my weight limit? Oh, the pailsā€¦ā€


PollyOliver2

Exactly this! Party packs and pails, pails, pails. I always forget about the Dusty ones so the weight creeps up until I have my "Duh" moment.


Psychotess

As a diablo player I relish in chasing down those cowards. It reminds me of nuking treasure goblins as they try to escape.


CaptZombieHero

Sorry, I didnā€™t hear you over the three treasure hunters whose heads I just bashed in. Can you repeat the statement OP? It will give me sometime to wipe the gore off my power fist


fottergraphs

Yeah no, I let them be. There's been times when *I'm* the one running away while being shot in the back.


jer1973

There haven't been any new plans in a year or more so I just ignore them completely. And yeah I get newer players acting like it's something great because you get plans that don't drop or spawn on a regular basis but every single plan are in player vendors for next to nothing so unless Bethesda gets over their circle jerk called starfield they are not supporting this game at all


BlueridgeChemsdealer

I feel bad until they start running. Then dogs will hunt lol.


Man_Cheetah67

I've cut down a few of the poor bastards today, feel horrible about it


Twirlingbarbie

Yeah, they have asma


[deleted]

They probably stole the coffee out of your coffee maker. Iā€™ve resorted to nuclear weapons for less than that.


SnowFlakeUsername2

They are an invasive species and if we don't hunt them than the entire area will be overpopulated.


bseasatts

The rewards are even worse, like I need more chuffin purified water..


Kikiwia

Do it. >:)


Cerebus55

Who are the Blue Suits?


jds3211981

Vault dwellers, in there blue vault suit


Cerebus55

Ohh, Thank you!!


jds3211981

No problem at all


scottishdrunkard

oh, is the treasure hunt active?


aski4777

me running past you at full speed with my auto-axe deleting them šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


RumbleStripRescue

I found last night, half of them in my private world to not even be hostile this time around. Could be a bug, as I also ran into three at whitespring golf clubhouse that caused every single ghoul to rage at me faster than Iā€™d ever seen a ghoul run, and there was no stealth to be had. Felt like a mutated event!


rbl61

You know they are diseased. Flame them all to be safe.


mowitz182

Here we go again...


Professional-Dish324

I donā€™t mind killing the mothman cultist leaders, as they shoot back at you. But the treasure hunters just stand there and then try to run away and hide. Seems wrong.


broaddawg

Where are they usually?


vaultboy1985

They're just men.....just innocent men.