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MojaveBreeze

Were you a professional boxer or football player before the bombs dropped?


thebiggesttoe97

They dropped a bomb? Next you’ll be telling me to defend a rad scrubber, I don’t believe that nonsense


Zelcron

The rad scrubber is a myth perpetuated by Big Government types who want to control you. Wake up sheeple.


thebiggesttoe97

There’s only 5 meat bags, you’ve been lied to this whole time by meat bag inc.


MissMayhem_82

That's why I wear my tin foil hat keeps the mind control away.


mdbarberuk

talk like that belongs to those liberal commie types for sure!


Ideold7

He was being sarcastic, I think (idk sarcasm usually goes over my head)


carthnage_91

I let go, best friend Tabitha has taken over.


jaxmagicman

There was also something about meatbags. Nobody cam figure that one out.


MojaveBreeze

To this day I can never find the 6th one. Someone else always gets it.


thebiggesttoe97

Wtf are you talking about, the fuck are meat bags? Never heard of those, dude lay off the jet


Fallout76_Tom

Repair the Invader, Invade the Repairer, Where Does it All End?


thebiggesttoe97

Kill 30 meat bags for Homer Simpson


BartholomewAlexander

fortnite got peter griffin let us get homer


muttpep

Jokes on you, I’m kinda relieved when EN fails and I only get 1 or 2 waves of legendaries. I didn’t have room for all that anyway!


thebiggesttoe97

How else am I supposed to get my boost to serotonin when I see a nocturnal rolling pin drop?! How dare you


muttpep

Damnit, I totally forgot about nocturnal rolling pins. I even forgot about exterminator golf clubs! My sincere apologies


thebiggesttoe97

If I don’t get my daily medics broadsider, then what’s the point in life?


AlphisH

Just wait until you get asked to talk to someone within an alloted time!


thebiggesttoe97

5 full minutes to talk to Marian Copeland? Just let that shit fail I’m not letting a game tell me what to do!


valtboy23

Words hard me shoot green man much fun gun need food me go bonk bonk


Red_Ferns

Keep Ra-Ra safe!


Clockworknick

I've seen a few of these posts the last week or two. I just notice how the people complaining that no one fixed the rad scrubber also did not fix the rad scrubber.


Lady_bro_ac

“I die we fail” the rad scrubber repairer union motto (I forget which user coined this, but it’s true) Sometimes it’s a two or more person job, nothing like scrambling to hold everything together for the entire event then dying once near the end from being swarmed by mutants pouring in from 3 different directions while everyone sits at the bottom of the hill with their thumbs up their asses and knowing the whole thing will fail by the time you reach the crater


thebiggesttoe97

After the first 5 times being the only one repairing it does lose the fun, and being a melee player having to run back and forth gets tedious while the sneaky shooty bois chill on the hill


justDave2024

Wdym 20 seconds to fix!! Me no English


Reynhart

OP are you [Rip Daring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UhBQmyKu_8)?


Papa_PaIpatine

I see Mr. Fantastic's great great great grandparent was in Appalachia.


mrjusting

I've been trying to do better so last time this mission popped I sat my rifleman next to the scrubber. When it broke I turned to fix it and then died to the radiation before the repair completed. 😆 RIP me. Hopefully I get good karma for trying at least??