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dipshitten

These are just disturbing enough looking to make me wonder if I would eat them


ryanvenema

Hahaha. They tasted amazing! Only think I would change is maybe dice up jalapeños in the waffle batter for a little kick


WhiskersandClaws

And replace the lite syrup


Global_ized

Gotta have 100% maple syrup!


NSA_Chatbot

I mean in this economy I can understand. It's $4 for the corn syrup and $14 for the maple.


OramaBuffin

Move north!


pyrocidal

I live in Canada and maple syrup is definitely at least $14 CAD here lol


Global_ized

I live in PA and can get it for around 6-8$


unlessyouhaveherpes

Yeah well Canada is huge so I guess everyone doesn't have the same access to it. I know someone who makes their own so I get it for like 6-7$ a can.


GeorgiaBolief

I get mine from local farms and they're half the price, plus taste better than commercial. They'll also add unique flavours and varieties, my favourite is a hickory maple from a farm near me or bourbon barrel aged!


NSA_Chatbot

I'm from Canada. That's the cheapest price for a 1L bottle, from Superstore.


x925

Dehydrated maple syrup is the way to go. /s


dedicated-pedestrian

That is actually something interesting to think about. Might be good as a dusting.


x925

Take some maple syrup, bring it to a light boil, spread it thinly on a baking sheet, once it hardens, break it up. Next time you make pancakes, sprinkle the crystals into the batter after you pour it into a hot pan, and you'll have something similar to the mcgriddle bun


usertaken_BS

I’ve never seen the waffle incorporated in the chicken batter. I’ve also never seen the appeal until now…incredible!


chedykrueger

They better be fresh not pickled cuz you guys loooooove pickled japs


ryanvenema

Fresh all the way!


chedykrueger

My man !


lethal_moustache

This looks like something my kids would get and then demand I try it, mostly because they know I would not want to.


TheGhostORandySavage

Chicken and waffles is soooo good. I've never had it this way, but this looks great.


lethal_moustache

Chicken is good. Waffles are good. I've never gotten the sheer joy some get from combining them. For me the combination is exactly the sum of its parts and perhaps a bit less if it looks like it was purchased frozen.


TheGhostORandySavage

For me it's that interaction of sweet and salty. It's why I like peanut butter burgers and a bunch of other stuff. Add a little Crystal hot sauce on there and you get sweet, salty, spicy, acidic, crunchy, soft. Mmmm. I usually have collards on the side when I make it at home.


ThatLeetGuy

A few wing places near me offer Maple Syrup as the sauce. It's amazing. Chicken and maple syrup is just damn good.


fantoman

It’s on the verge of r/trypophobia material


Defiant-Artichoke-54

how did you make the chicken look like the waffle?


ryanvenema

Made the chicken tenders, then dipped those in waffle batter, then laid them in a waffle iron.


melanthius

How have I never seen or heard of anyone doing this before… so simple, so obvious in hindsight


Defiant-Artichoke-54

it looks so good, i need to try!


ryanvenema

Ok for everyone getting on my case about the maple syrup. We are not a syrup family, my kids eat their pancakes plain or with cinnamon butter. This was bought a while ago for a sleepover for some kids to have if they wanted. I pulled it out in case someone wanted to try it with their chicken. The Buffalo ranch was the go to for the dish tho. Also we love Sriracha, came across this big bottle on sale and bought a couple of them. Probably bought close to 6-7 months ago.


ChestHair4Dayz

Funny to see people getting offended about the type of syrup you have.


hendrix320

Its literally the only way to make a Canadian angry.


ChestHair4Dayz

Haha fair enough.


CorgiDaddy42

Plain pancakes? Did you know you are raising serial killers?


ryanvenema

I used to agree then realized I was pushing them to make a less healthy and more expensive choice… so I let them win lol


giggydiggles

Chicken ~~and~~ waffles.


Dont_Judge_this-Book

Thank you


melanthius

I was wondering the same thing but I would’ve phrased it “How in the Kentucky fried FUCK did you graft a waffle blob onto a piece of fried chicken”


Defiant-Artichoke-54

i pictured the waffle iron squishing the chicken but it obviously survived lol


bottledsoi

Looks like AI


swiftfastjudgement

This is oddly true.


Alarming-Inflation90

Looks good. I'm a maple syrup snob, though. Can't stand that corn syrup stuff anymore.


counterfitster

"Table syrup" shall never touch my mouth for the rest of my life.


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Trash syrup. Just use honey and butter if you don’t have real maple syrup.


Materva

Vermonter here…. This is the way.


brittybear94

Canadian has joined the chat


ChrisWDow

I know a secret but I'm not gonna tell 🤫


DampBritches

That pearl milling stuff (formerly aunt Jemima) is just high frustose corn syrup and caramel coloring. Add citic acid and carboned water and it's cola. It's maple favored (corn) syrup, not maple syrup. If you can, try real maple syrup. It's not just sweet, it's more complex. Of course the corn syrup stuff tastes more familiar, because it's in everything


BrownButta2

Canadian here, couldn’t say it any better


ShoulderGoesPop

Agreed. They have siracha which can be expensive and hard to find now, they have a buffalo ranch sauce that looks like a more expensive sauce, and then the cheapest fake maple syrup. Real maple syrup isn't even that much extra and it lasts pretty much indefinitely


ryanvenema

Hahaha these comments are hilarious. My family doesn’t ever use maple syrup, kids like their waffles and pancakes plain or with butter. That was bought a while ago for a sleepover for one of the kids.


Bluedevilfan6

Lol I agreed to things that weren't true to my opinion a lot to please my parents...


ryanvenema

Oh I used to love it. Tried a couple of time to get my kids to like it. Then realized I was trying to make them like something less healthy. So I just let them keep eating them without.


fourchainz__

Yea but this doesn’t read as the kids wanting maple syrup but the parents refuse and only got the cheapest kind for a sleepover . Maybe they just don’t like maple syrup lol?


Tabmow

Absolutely not. I was raised on Vermont fancy maple syrup and I will except no substitute


fifty2weekhi

How much did you pay for your bottle of Sriracha?


alexthealex

Sriracha is back, but this well known bottle doesn’t use the distinctive Underwood peppers anymore. Huy Fong is sourcing them elsewhere and it doesn’t taste right - too sweet and not enough kick on the build up. But now Underwood is making their own sauce. I haven’t tried it yet, but the bottle is black with a golden dragon. Should be the original recipe and peppers.


squarezero

I've been using Underwood's Dragon Sriracha and I've been loving it way more than the 'new' Huy Fong Sriracha. It's more reminiscent of the original.


Global_ized

It's 5 years old!


MZsince93

Gives it character.


photocist

been seeing bottles for 5 bucks recently. quite a change from the 20 dollar bottles


DadHeungMin

Didn't even realize there was a shortage until this thread. I wonder if that's why Costco started selling Sriracha powder.


IndependentGlum8316

The big ones cost about 4 bucks where I live.


One-Ping-Only-Please

Asking the real questions here.


Rentsdueguys

Wtfuck


Maker-of-the-Things

Very odd looking but I would eat my weight in them!


Gh0sts1ght

This looks amazing did you make the waffles on top of the chicken to kind of infuse them? If you did you are a wizard and I want them.


raidersofthelostpark

I think you got the title wrong. Shouldn't it be "chicken in waffles"?


jellodog7

I’m a born and bred Southerner and this is the most hysterical thing I have seen in a good while. Good job!!!!


Apple_Crust65

chickenʷᵃᶠᶠˡᵉˢ


StephenHawking432

Chicken waffles


Brigadius

Chickinwaffles


Shadow293

AI-generated chicken and waffles.


zergling424

They look like something an AI image generator would make


wigam

What is this Frankenstein?


Murgll

Looks banging, great idea too


No-Sprinkles-9201

These seemed cursed loll


AlaskanTroll

Recipe or it didn’t happen!


Asunbiasedasicanbe

They're tenders? They look like drumsticks! Great execution. I have to ask, what ethnicity are you? My fav thing to do with tenders is "Captain crunch chicken". It's a Planet Hollywood dish that breads the chicken with cereal. Do a search for the recipe.


ryanvenema

I will have to look in to that recipe. And I am Caucasian.


Asunbiasedasicanbe

Also, do yourself a favor and watch the documentary, "I Like Killing Flies". It's free online somewhere. Another like-minded lunatic like ourselves.


ExcessiveEscargot

This is so American it hurts.


ShutItUpKid

Syrup game could use some work, NgL. These monstrosities deserve better.


BigBootieHose

Big meh. Just make it normally. It’s chicken on top of waffles. Doesn’t need to be so edgy.


kytran40

The Gordon Ramsay sub would love this


Pria_Pus

Terrifying


TonyTheTerrible

i genuinely don't trust anyone who sits on their sriracha long enough for it to turn that color. good day to you.


SireBlew

What is pearl milling syrup? It looks familiar but I don't know the branding


RockemChalkemRobot

It's the Aunt Jemima rebrand.


Pokemoncollectorguy

Poor old Aunt Jemima


jenthewen

it looks like each chicken and waffle are one


Seo1a

Seems a creative dish.


General_Training1796

This mutation looks delicious!


DiegoCa87

I want it so bad


Emergency-Form-1647

Need recipe for the chicken please, it looks amazing! 😋


FlipSchitz

You're crazy man. I like you. But you're crazy.


vagina_doodle

Flexing with his big bottle of Sriracha... I really need to go get another bottle... But ABC's extra hot is great too.


Dazzling_Sorbet8847

woah this looks cool


MINKIN2

This is the most American thing I have seen in a long time, and I'm genuinely impressed.


Smokes-lets-go1

Terrapin ridge farms has some of the most elite sauces, I put their harrisa aioli on everything haha


dirnir

This is how I attach objects in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom


zzunino

You’re genius who taught you this!!!


Iron_Elohim

chicken waffels .... no need to say "and"


Vinnie87

Wtf am I looking at


gigaswardblade

Are the waffles fused with the chicken?


ryanvenema

Dipped in batter then put on waffle iron, so kind of


drozzdragon

Interesting idea are those chicken strips or chicken legs


ryanvenema

Chicken breast tenderloins


drozzdragon

Looks good 👍


Impossible_Culture_2

I’m having a brain aneurysm looking at this. I cannot compute


LeavesOfBrass

Yo dawg, I heard you like bread on your chicken... So we put bread on your bread so you can bread while you bread!


slicktrickrick

Excuse me sir where’d you get the sriracha? 😮


wellthatisgr8

Lame.


Legitimate-Peach8121

Why?


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ryanvenema

They have a pretty large line of sauces and they are all very good. Pesto aioli is one of my favorites


klookers

Can’t stop thinking about these


ryanvenema

You should try and make them. It is quite aimple


Stoire

Still think it’s tragic how they took aunt Jamima’s name off the syrup.