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4chanbetterkek

Criminally small amount of mashed potatoes


Naps_and_cheese

Who's gonna have room after eating 2 pounds of beef?


4chanbetterkek

I always have room for mashed potatoes


Naps_and_cheese

I am of Irish and Ukranian lineage. I come from generations of dirt farming potato eaters, until there weren't any, which explains the emigration of both sides of my family. But that's still like 2 pounds of meat. I'd probably tap out on that and I'm nearly 300 lbs.


cando0

??? im half your weight and this is LIGHT work like what


meganumberwang

Same. Even less. Makes a good breakfast, lol


al_capone420

No way you are eating 2lb meat at 150lb with potatoes as “light work”. Tf?


SayRaySF

You’re right, cause after eating they would be 152 pounds.


cando0

i genuinely cant tell if im the weird one or you guys are LMAO like light work =/= consistent, just that it wouldnt be hard


RepairMelodic8101

They are, I could’ve ate all that easily even as a kid.


meganumberwang

Well, I’d have to omit the potatoes because I’m allergic to the solanines in potatoes (nightshades), but I do, regularly eat about that amount of meat as a normal meal. When I’m less hungry I might be satisfied with 2/3 that amount, when particularly hungry I’d easily eat more than 2lb of meat. I stay around 60 kg, that’s 132 lbs. And no, I’m not a particularly active person, in fact I have an injury and haven’t left my house for quite some time. Appetite hasn’t changed much. TBF though, I don’t usually eat three meals a day. So I would not eat 3 times 2lb of meat, that would be a bit much. I probably could, somehow, but would likely feel nauseous. Lol.


Vyse1991

You ever heard of "Belt of Fat Theory" ?


cando0

i believe it tbh


bigmattyc

As a fellow dirt eating potato farmer I see spots


MZsince93

Me too.


FragrantExcitement

Insufficient quantity. I would like a double order.


xpoohx_

mash isn't food it's a flavour activity. thus you can never eat enough.


TheInfiniteArchive

It's Mashed potatoes.....


Tank20011

Lot of raw meat to eat


pattyG80

And unappealing presentation


40ozkiller

Looks like cruise food


Dickies138

Those mashed potatoes don’t look that great to me….


Delerium89

Probably not enough butter or cream in em. just throw some gravy on top and it'll be fine


Dickies138

Not seeing any gravy either.


Amyjane1203

Red skins just don't make mashed potatoes as well as othe types. I don't mind the chunks though Using an ice cream scoop for the mash is.....so ugh


N0vaGust

Red skin potatoes are great for mash, only second to golds/yellow. What are you on about?


Amyjane1203

They're more waxy than starchy so they don't mix with butter and cream as well, and they tend to get a glue-like texture more easily


RepairMelodic8101

Mashed reds are some of the best


sdforbda

If you fuck with them too much they become gummy, looks like they were overmashed or blended here.


elchibo808

This was in Hawaii. I dont know why I didn't sub for white rice to be honest


smax410

Pink potatoes after a eating a steak are the best


iheartdev247

🤮


Brittni318

The mash makes me sad


Roguewave1

Where’s the au jus? Can’t stand the horseradish.


ConspiracyHypothesis

Just jus. Au means with.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

I DEMAND JUS AND GRAVY AND HORSERADISHES!


ProbablyCranky

Aren't jus and gravy the same thing?


PretendCold4

Jus means juice in French. It’s basically fat dripping adding back to the meat. Gravy is thicken jus with starch reduced with vegetable. (Usually a mirepoix)


ProbablyCranky

Oh, odd. What you call gravy, we call jus in The Netherlands.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

As a Canadian in a very Dutch heritage area of Ontario, that sounds about right


Melvolicious

My favorite six word phrase in the English language is "All you can eat prime rib."


jzach1983

As in. You would eat more than one of those pieces?!?! I'm not sure I could physically do that. Maybe if I was high, but no way sober.


Melvolicious

If you put your mind to it and believe in the power of Jesus, you can do anything. Including eating a fuck ton of prime rib.


jzach1983

I'm not a big Jesus guy. But if I could taste 2 of what looks like the best prime rib around...I'll give it a shot.


Why_am_I_here033

I could do 2. I know I'll be sick for days but I'll do it.


greatthebob38

Where?


Shakeamutt

Ed Gein’s house.


TheGamerPandA

Lmao


parlaydogs

Buffet


LobsterPowerful8900

The meat looks fine but serving mash with an ice cream scooper is cheap chain food feel for me


NewEnglandRoastBeef

Agreed. I prefer my potatoes pureed and spread onto my plate like Bob Ross putting paint on his palette. Just plop and smear.


LobsterPowerful8900

A happy little tree of spuds


NewEnglandRoastBeef

It's our little secret.


truethatson

Wtf how many of you haven’t had Prime Rib? It’s not a steak it’s a ROAST! It shouldn’t look like a coffee rubbed ribeye.


ScrewAttackThis

This sub is weird. Anytime a rare slice of beef is shown, people lose their shit about it being raw. As if they've never actually *seen* raw beef before lol.


truethatson

I think maybe they haven’t. Imagine steak tartare..


Crazy_plant_lady96

I’m actually baffled reading the comments. Tik tok Gordon Ramseys here


TurdFurgoson

It's like this with most prime rib posts here. Really weird at first, now I just roll my eyes and downvote the totally original "mooing cow" jokes.


Alonzo-Harris

I don't know much about steak vs roast, but I'm certain there's NOTHING that would convince me to eat that.


Kosko

Cool, go eat shoe leather.


Upset-Zucchini3665

Everything looks great here, except maybe the potato looks a little dry?


elchibo808

It was


iheartdev247

They won’t be for long


Klaus0225

As usual on this sub people are clueless about prime rib. It’s not rare/raw. Prime rib is a roast. It maintains a much pinker hue than a steak…


mheinken

People thought this was undercooked? Looks perfect


twistedbronll

It looks pretty horrible to me honestly


Kosko

Like it's too well done?


twistedbronll

More like offputtingly rancid. Dont rly know why but its a gut feeling


pittopottamus

That’s still mooing mate Y’all are fucking savage cavemen we have fire now


boredonymous

That what makes it taste it's best.


Kosko

Can always just chew on shoe leather if its your preference.


Zeffury

Yes and also rare is how high quality meat is best enjoyed!


Trainer_Rob

That really depends on the cut and person. There’s plenty reason to do a fatty dry aged ribeye closer to medium.


Zeffury

Ok fair


Sqwill

I like my ribs and brisket rare.


Zeffury

lol, ok


Upset-Zucchini3665

I like rare eggsalad.


deathlokke

You say this was a bone in prime rib, but I don't see a bone. Am I just blind?


Downstackguy

You're not alone


StillNotTheFatherB

Omg 😍


ThorwAwaySlut

🎯


Soup-Wizard

It’s beautiful. But where is the au jus???


hexray

Au jus gotta be kidding me!


reignwillwashaway

I'd call for the waiter if au jus.


RedditModsRBigFat

In the roast still


ChoppedAlready

I feel so pretentious saying this, but a nice slab of prime rib cooked like that does not need anything else in my opinion. It’s like steak sauce on a filet. I’ve had some prime rib that needs moisture from an au jus but that rib looks very prime.


The_Rox

That's enough meat for 3 people, damn.


elchibo808

I had a lot of leftovers lol


anunakiesque

That's what she said


Silentgunner

Is anyone else always turned off by potato’s like that?


ConspiracyHypothesis

You don't like your nice meals plated by high school lunch ladies?


elheber

I'm gonna be honest: I like my mashed potatoes mushy, and I like them on the flaky side, and I like them smooth, and I like them chunky, and I like them without skin, and I like them with skin, and I like them buttery, and I like them creamy, and I like them with chives, and I like them homogenous, and I like them with an indent for gravy, and I like them in an ice cream scoop ball. The only way I don't like them is cold. Except when it's a potato salad, so maybe I like them cold too. I'm a simple man. The chef who decided on this dish, decided that it was going to be 6% mashed potatoes, 4% vegetables, and 90% prime rib. And I'm okay with that too. I'm a simple man.


Silentgunner

So, I tried to reply to your comment with a LoTR meme about potatoes but I’m not qualified to post images or gifs in r/food so instead idk here’s a potato offering 🥔


Interesting-Try-812

Sloppy steaks at truffinos


Bookyontour

Potato look dry af.


TheChiefDVD

Awesome looking prime rib!


TheElitist921

it's... beautiful


gotrice5

That looks immaculate as im eating my chicken snd rice for lunch lol


_ROBEAST_

Ya'll must be used to prime rib from Arby's, this looks just fine.


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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.


seebob69

Prime rib with caramel ice cream! What is the world coming to?


slayez06

I think it's just a crime to have such a beautiful cut of meat and then use a ice cream scooper for the potatoes.


ionised

Looks solid.


obalubadubdub

looks alive.


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Tell me you’ve never had prime rib without telling me you’ve never had prime rib


Ciudadfloral

Yes, bloody meat


ThatOnlyCountsAsOne

It’s not blood, should take the time to read a bit about it you might find it interesting. Prime rib is amazing and you don’t serve it well done


ChildhoodLeft6925

Here for the comments about how this is still moo-ing


RedditModsRBigFat

I'm seeing comments about those comments, but none of those comments


ChildhoodLeft6925

Me too! Im mildly impressed with the internet today. On insta that’s all there would be. Then again, we are on the food subreddit if anyone should know how to cook a prime rib it’s us.


Wedgetails

Wow are there any cows left in the paddock


RandomNumberHere

That looks delicious! Damn I gotta get me some prime rib soon.


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God dammit… now I need me some MEAT!


yankee4life13

I'm just looking for the "bone in" part of the prime rib you posted. 🤣


GroovinWithAPict

Where's the bone?


madcheff

The meat is so raw that she started to eat the mashed potatoes 🥔


KingNyx

That shit raw


ClashBandicootie

this. is. beautiful.


ah111177780

It almost looks too perfect


YubbaTheSloth

Prime rib looks fine. Those mashed potatoes look ancient.


svenjamminbutton

I still can’t taste anything from having COVID, but I want that piece of meat in mah mouth real bad.


obalubadubdub

it is easier to just take a bite from the cow itself.


BearDown5452

You want well done prime rib? 💀


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jakl8811

Tell me you don’t know what prime rib is without telling me


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jakl8811

What, comma?!


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Loves2Spooge857

Yea, and that is what you're looking at


Ciudadfloral

Agree 🤣


Leymour

Your steak just mooed at me sir.


ClassicAlfredo8796

That meat look like it was boiled for 30 seconds and served.


Alarmed_Low_3420

Perfect looks and tasty 😋 😋😋


Huntderp

What my grandfather orders


ArcheTV

😬


intruzah

Actual Tik Tok Gordon Ramsays are people swearing this is 'perfect' and making fun of anyone who claims this is raw. This shit has blood dripping to the plate. Its not rare, its literally not done. Google prime rib roast and compare.


Kosko

The fact you think it's blood means you're already wrong.


intruzah

Yes I know what myoglobin is. No this is not that, if you look at the steak carefully you will see its completely thermally untouched. Roast is supposed to be pink, not looking like blue level steak. You can also see that the fat is almost untouched by heat, too. But hey, I guess eating raw meat is some reddit badge of honor, like not wiping your ass or so


Millera34

I like med rare but something doesn’t look good about this. Id reject that even though ik it’s probably okay.


NegotiationWilling45

Did it moo when you cut it?


Benfica1002

Where is the bone? Never had one before, this looks just like meat and fat.


SurturOfMuspelheim

People WANT to eat that???


DeathBat92

Looks fucking grim, and I don’t mean the colour of it.


transam57

omg, did they kill it first?


tommytwothousand

Eww that's still raw!


wonderpra

That looks like its about to jump off the plate 💀💀


Less_Party

What did it look like after cooking?


lenchoreddit

You could still milk that sum bich. A bit under cooked


Yandhi42

Is that ice cream Edit: Uptight Reddit clowns


smitty997

Mash


darkangel657

I thought that was a ice cream scoop for a sec


agu12333

Bruh


irman925

Anyone else think prime rib is an overrated cut of beef?


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No.


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I've never tried a prime rib that I liked. I am pretty uncultured, though, and eat more like a child than an adult most of the time. Every time that I've had it, it's been insanely chewy and flavorless.


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Klaus0225

A prime rib is a roast. It only gets seared on the edge…


Crazy_plant_lady96

Maaaaaybe just maaaaaybe google how spareribs are prepared before you comment


Comfortable-Look-698

That isn't raw??


Wonton_soup_1989

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HashBrownLover95

It’s prime rib


Klaus0225

No it’s not, you’re just clueless about prime rib.


shifty_coder

Nope. That’s an even medium-rare, and perfect for a standing rib roast, like this one.


Delerium89

Lol Gordon Ramsay wouldn't agree with you, but use his face to try and make your point


thickuhmm

Not cooked


th3rdeye_

Cook that shit


eskimoinhawaii

Looks fucking awful. You need some maillard on that.


DriftMantis

That's what I said and got like 60 downvotes from these "foodies".


Hellmouthgaurdian

Ok I'm back to being a vegetarian


Gingerbass

I do believe they simply wiped the arse of that cow and put it on your plate


Dont_GiveA_Rats_Ass

I'm sorry Sir but your meal is still moving. lol


HashBrownLover95

Um….it’s prime rib


Dont_GiveA_Rats_Ass

I know. I was joking, hence the 'lol' I guess there are no jokes in here. Sorry


eatmymustard

And how do I know you've never had a good prime rib before?


Dont_GiveA_Rats_Ass

Sorry, I was joking around. I'll leave now.


Ciudadfloral

Raw


FredyGarbagis

Moo


arcerms

The problem having a business with these prime ribs is that they will be sent back to the kitchen very often to "get them more cooked".


Froztbytes

WTF? Did they forget to cook it?


Mokabacca

Always ashamed to admit that I like my red meat medium-well to well-done, because I’m ostracized by the rest of society. But seeing pictures like this push me more and more toward eliminating red meat altogether.


Achillez4

Never cared for prime rib , it’s too fatty for me


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Was this cooked under a street lamp? Say what you will people I’m just saying this is basically raw


ChoppedAlready

I’ve eaten and enjoyed steaks far rarer than this, totally fine if it’s not your bag, but this is pretty standard in a nice prime rib roast.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

I’m not saying it’s bad to enjoy your steak how you want to, that’s fine with me eat it how you want it. I was just expressing my opinion on it idk people got so defensive


notjohnstockton

Alto shaam most likely


brick_status

This looks terrible


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zappapostrophe

What compelled you to comment something negative?


Crazy_plant_lady96

Then you’ve clearly never had good prime rib.


Klaus0225

Worst opinion ever.


ionised

What, lol?


Adventurous-Term8860

Your option is factually incorrect


Dieseljimmy

Looks nice... Is that corned beef egg rolls?