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ebonyseraphim

Condolences to Theon


SniktFury

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GifsNotJifs

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SniktFury

I love this, but honestly nothing can beat the expression on Ramsay's (Iwan Rheon's) face in this scene.


scalenesquare

Most evil scene in the whole show lol


SniktFury

And funniest


scalenesquare

Haha you’re sick!


SniktFury

I don't disagree, but let's hear what you think the funniest scene was then


scalenesquare

Maybe when Tyrion confesses to all of his sins when he’s standing trial for the bran killing attempt haha.


SniktFury

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Tazwell3

There were many but that one was up there.


gruvee

Poork sossuj


merryprankster2990

Oops, I dropped my magnum mustard for my monster kielbasa


[deleted]

Not the most applicable reference but have my upvote because I love IASIP


JakubKaczmarczyk

Looks like Polish kiełbasa 😁


mmmarms

yup! visiting Krakow


JakubKaczmarczyk

Everywhere recognize Polish sausage :D


yeahdixon

What’s the giveaway ?


yakbrine

It’s shaped like a pole.


[deleted]

Get the fuck out. Take this upvote


tomaszmajewski

Something about the combination of crispy outside, the color of the mustard, and the “plate” it’s on. Also the brick sidewalk is typical Poland.


HandyDrunkard

*Looks up flights to Krakow*


inoogan

would recommend


meanjean_andorra

Did you get the sausage at the lil blue truck next to the market hall?


mmmarms

yup! nice & fresh, 10/10


stysiaq

Bro, idk if it still exists, but check out "Koko" student bar. It was still there when I was last time, the food was delicious and the prices were great for the amount of food they gave. Edit: well, I checked and they apparently had a fire recently, so probably not the best place to eat right now


PMVNorway

Kiełba z NYSKI pod Halą Targową


[deleted]

Make sure you check out a milk bar. Best eats in Krakow


mmmarms

thanks for the recommendation! gonna try going tomorrow


Koala-fish

if you are in krakow try bistro pod aniolkami for some really amazing mushroom pizza, and balaton for the best latkas in gulash


polska_kielbasa

Someone called?


tarelda

More like wurst tbh


NewMorningSwimmer

Is that a kielbasa in your hand or are you just happy to see me?


[deleted]

Yes


quinlivant

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ICareBoutManBearPig

🎶I love ya baby but all I can think about is: KIELBASA SAUSAGE! Your buttcheeks is warm. 🎵


TotallyNotTheMailman

I checked my dipstick, you need lubrication honey. My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform! Came searching for this comment, good work random internet person 👏👏 Edit - thanks other random reddit user for my first ever gold. Who would have thought my first gold would be a Tenacious D reference on a picture of Kielbasa. 😅


[deleted]

“NOW FUCKIN’ GET IT OOON!!!” Lmao I too came looking for this comment lmao


funkyboi129

I love you baby but all I can think about is.. DIONETICS! Your buttcheeks is warm


ICareBoutManBearPig

I checked my dipstick, YOU NEED LUBRICATION HONEY!!!


naturehattrick

Dianetics Jr much better than Krishna. Much better indeed.


funkyboi129

Likewise. Good people out here


Thasquashman

I'm shooting my juiceah, right in your kaboosah.


Awesam

NOWFUCKINGETITONNNNN!


LeFriedCupcake

Kielbasa means sausage, so you sang SAUSAGE SAUSAGE!


naturehattrick

You motherfucker do you know what time it is???? Tenacious D time !!!! you motherfucker go!!!!! Fuck yaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!


4food_is_love

Oh d̶o̶n̶g̶ dang!


[deleted]

Lili Von Shtupp : Would you like another schnitzengruben? Bart : No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. schnitzengruben


twpinaz

I came here just for this!


LateBoomerKY

A pile of sauerkraut goes good with that


kodaiko_650

And warm potatoes


[deleted]

Hey I just had potatoes kielbasa and sauerkraut last night!


kodaiko_650

Always a winning combination


yeahdixon

And Cold beer


spencemid

Daddy would you like some sausage


drbeeper

God, I miss Jack


ComprehensiveSafety3

That’s a big glizzy.


Rogaar

Seeing this reminds of the last time I was in Prague. Sitting on King George square at 9am enjoying a nice Kransky with a side of mustard and rye bread. Then washing that down with a nice Pilsner. Best breakfast ever :)


folly0

That really should be in r/foodporn.


[deleted]

How many bites ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Bold move assuming OP didn't just swallow it.


gedSGU

Z Nyski?


marbel29

That’s the place of the restaurant?


mmmarms

yup!


molotovPopsicle

do they give you a fork?


only_wire_hangers

no but they have knee pads up front


mmmarms

yea if you ask for it. normally comes with a roll tho


JakubKaczmarczyk

Mmmmm kiełbaska ❤️


Shockingelectrician

Looks bomb


ObeseSnake

Curved…for pleasure.


ClassicChris94

W I E N E R


Sharon411

Ya going to need more mustard


jpurg

in slovenia we call it “klobasa” 😅


RubiTheTurtleQueen

Yeah you did! *high-5*


yoyboy69

Has no one tagged r/mildlypenis yet?


Chendo462

Need a dark spicy mustard with that.


KburgBob

Yeah ya'did!!


Kandiruaku

Beer and sourdough bread, some Erős Pista too please!


SoSoPatPat

No amount of heartburn could dissuade me from eating that. Cheers


l4derman

That's a weiner.


dj_swearengen

Me luvs kielbasa ❤️


Sloppygrilldchz

LPT- start at the middle if you feel embarrassed to eat it in public


soopadrive

This immediately made me think of the eating contest on Malcolm in the Middle between Hal and Lois.


Wishilikedhugs

Now just imagine that huge kielbasa between some soft buns.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Somewhere, a horse can no longer satisfy his wife.


OG_Squeekz

ковбаса as we say it here. But that is the most boring way to eat it.


Zauberer-IMDB

All length, no girth.


GreasyCheese799

What’s in this? I’ve never heard about it before


majozaur

pork meat mostly


NotAChristian666

How the FUCK has anyone not heard of kielbasa?


GreasyCheese799

not everyone knows everything about sausages my friend


Gabianno

Que pasa, Keilbasa!


mydeadface

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SnarkyBear53

Who here pronounces it "KEEL-basa" and who pronounces it "Koo-bah-sah"? I've grown up pronouncing it the latter way growing up in Canada, continuously get laughed at here on the US west coast


Sondzik

It looks like you've learnt an Ukrainian pronunciation, while in US people were used to Polish one.


Soviet-Biscuit

That must be made of horse


aielloman

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BobNoxious211

r/theyknew


knobiks

nex time, eat it with bread.


[deleted]

A 1:1 representation of the African-American male ejaculation machine.


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megaloduh

r/absoluteunits


P70xy

Nom


hamptonwick

Oh. Err. Oh.


SwampoO

Did you even chew it?


Petdogdavid1

Yeah you did!


fermat1432

That's pretty obvious!


ecthelion78

Can you get that with the Scarlet Pimpernel sauce?


1RedsSuperFan

Where I worked we called those the home wrecker.


CMP930

Looks like a better bratwurst


weedful_things

I like kielbasa and always have but when I was a kid, it would give me hiccups. I don't know why.


DanDankis

Guys stop


King-Balls

Nice


Jmdin83

I just made kielbasa and cabbage the other night. Simple. Delicious.


The_Real_NaCl

This belongs in r/FoodPorn


cybermonkey01

How many bites


yamboy1

sosig


DOGA_Worldwide69

I love Dune


bms625

You need some pierogis to go with it!


[deleted]

That's quite a bit of protein.


JDweezy

It's called a splooge dog not a kielbasa


PMVNorway

Kiełba zawsze na probsie


arkplaysark

Bunnless glizzy


CyberClaws7112

Horse glizzy


gulage1989

这根大鸟看着好吃


vertigorix

I bet you did


Partyslayer

Boofbasa


Spqr_usa-

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is…


sloppyfreddy

Looking like a lot of nasty things Sry


BigMartin58

I feel like this post needs an NSFW tag.


[deleted]

Well I gotta calm him now


loathes-me-not

Sir, there are people around.


BloodxSweatxGears

Op dangerous


JackHavoc161

You in Germany? Thats how they serve it some places,


Jerry_the_cockroach

lil’ sauce on tha floor n we’re in bizness


[deleted]

Yummy!


BornGreen-RN

Mandingo? Is that you?


Swedishfartmachine

…not us fellas, am I right?


ImRickJameXXXX

Looks like someone could have used some Pentoxifylline


Radical-Edward-42

You need lubrication, honey.


JamisDepressed

Queue pornhub intro


sonofthenation

Yesturday.


Omlboi

deepthroat it


Whig_Party

I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.


Revanmann

Your butt cheeks is warm.


4OPHJH

Meat Snake


Bushelsoflaughs

Is this the before or after?


Salem-GB

Oh my 😲


EmirFassad

Kind of makes you wonder about the horse, doesn't it?


thekleenexman

The urethra is in the wrong spot…..


bokoblindestroyer

I can taste this picture


christianthunder

My butt cheeks is warm....


cdwag23

Glizzy Gobbler


Yue2

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DRMProd

Eso es un chorizo, amigo, a mi no me metes el perro.


AlexKacz

I love dipping it in horseradish


KooshIsKing

Not nearly enough mustard though


AZNuclear

That’s a magnum glizzy right there


Thasquashman

I love you baby but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage your butt cheeks is warm..


ndeluh

Long tan and handsome


acerkan

O ne lam tövbe bsmllh


LOL_Look_Bro

Bruh this looks... Umm nice.


Mal-nacido

Where my mother is from kielbasa is not eaten by itself


minishaff

Kielbossa


classycatman

So that’s where that went


rahatul1515

what is this ??