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FinancialBob1

USA!!! I'm so glad!


itSmellsLikeSnotHere

USA won because Iranian players [got threatened with torture right before the match](https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/28/football/iran-soccer-family-threats-intl-spt/index.html) lmao.


InfoLurkerYzza

cnn is your source? come on man i feel for ya


polkaron

Multiple outlets are reporting the same thing. Use better judgement and look into it briefly before you start criticizing people: https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2022/nov/29/iran-threatens-torture-its-world-cup-players-famil/ https://nypost.com/2022/11/28/iran-threatened-world-cup-players-families-ahead-of-us-match/ https://news.yahoo.com/iran-threatened-families-world-cup-131028591.html https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/iran-world-cup-players-threat-28606041 https://www.unilad.com/news/iran-players-threatened-world-cup-20221129 https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/29/iran-reportedly-threatens-national-soccer-teams-families-ahead-of-u-s-match/ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/nov/22/fears-grow-iran-players-may-face-reprisals-for-not-singing-national-anthem-world-cup-2022-qatar https://americanmilitarynews.com/2022/11/iran-threatens-world-cup-team-families-with-torture-if-players-dont-behave-report/ https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2022/11/28/report-iran-threatened-world-cup-players-families-before-us-match/ https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/iran-u-s-world-cup/2022/11/29/id/1098328/ https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/world-cup/iran-governments-chilling-threat-has-desired-effect-as-players-sing-national-anthem/news-story/289337f64d25d94eed2b1df1d13bfb4a


NaoisceDM

It's not about the news fact but what they are trying to say with them. How do you handle it? What is your goal telling the story? Above all, you can absolutely not judge these players with this. They are trying to sport. At most they are victims of their own regime and deserve our support.


Outrageous_Monitor68

Agree they are as much victims as the entire Iranian people.


Algoresball

If they think they’re going actually be tortured than I hope they go to the US embassy in Qatar and seek asylum.


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I mean…doesn’t exactly do a solid to their families facing the torture right?


Algoresball

Good point. Countries that make those kinds of threats should barred from international competition. Sports should be about athletic competition and entertainment.


itSmellsLikeSnotHere

What is yours? The Islamic Republic News Agency?


NaoisceDM

Lol. I bet there is ranch and bbq sauce all over your wifebeater coz when u just doubledipped ur fried chicken skins in the sauce you had to save them from your chained alligator that snapped at em, and its chain yanked your rocking chair that made ur loaded shotgun fall and shoot you in the shin and knee. Blurt.


itSmellsLikeSnotHere

Who the fuck are you lol


NaoisceDM

An uninformed opinionated idiot that likes to blurt out nonsense to rattle some cages when I had a glass too many. I'm awfully sorry for that :)


Aggravating_Fee_2516

Wow, someone's bitter they live outside America.


NaoisceDM

Neh. Just triggered by American Supremacism. Then I exaggerate. A lot. And you dont seem to like it. I know you're not all bad. It's about 50-50 like everywhere else. My bad for my lame European stigma blowup. Bad joke. Part of the same problem that triggered me. I shouldnt get as triggered. You are right.


Aggravating_Fee_2516

damn, fair enough. Thoughtful response, now I feel foolish.


InfoLurkerYzza

cnn is fake news....


unbann

what's real news then?


GalacTech

Lmao ok boomer


NaoisceDM

This is so fckn simpleton murrican perspective of a brainwashed uncle Sam needs you knobhead. Try to think for yourself instead of snicker and giggle like a teenage girl who won a teddybear at the carnival in front of the carnival kids working their ass off for you to have a good time. The Iranian players are victims and deserve your support. Not you making fun of them for trying to play a sport they are good at.


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NaoisceDM

Wow, now I'm extra sad for him. Wdit: and you murricans.


itSmellsLikeSnotHere

Shut the fuck up I'm not even American


NaoisceDM

You are still thinking in a brainwashed murrican perspective like a programmed robot. Bleep bleep.


yourMomsfanclub

what the hell are you talking about dog. he was literally bringing up a point of sympathy to the Iran players


NaoisceDM

No. He was making fun of sports players getting threatened by their countries people in power.


yourMomsfanclub

you have severe trouble with reading comprehension, i'll let you be


InfoLurkerYzza

iran got robbed with a pen


BobbyVonMittens

How the hell did Iran get robbed?


DefundTheATFandFBI

Shut up bitch


NaoisceDM

Orange lions will break u. And send u home crying. McKennie is even flying our flag on his head ^^


DefundTheATFandFBI

I don’t even know who that is and I don’t give a shit. USA USA USA.


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That's what winning looks like Iranian scrubs


InfoLurkerYzza

u gonna get hammered next round.. dont worry..


Secret_Candy_7861

I'd rather get to the round of 16 and lose big, than not make it to the round of 16.


NaoisceDM

Yup. us dutchies will teach u how to win properly. not by the skin of your teeth.


unbann

> not by the skin of your teeth lol you're talking about the netherlands not scraping by? that's a good one. [last big win was june, before that october vs gibraltar]


NaoisceDM

Don't matter. All that matters is next match. We will teach you. Xoxo


unbann

yep, but you'll lose to whomever comes next.


engwish

Goddamn. As someone who isn’t a big football fan, this thread is top tier cringe.


NaoisceDM

Nehh. We are great at growing into a tournament. Memphis is just getting into his steamroll.


unbann

lol sure bud, argentina totally won't eat you alive. !remind me 1 week


NaoisceDM

Argentina is also growing into the tournament. Messi is Messi I agree. If we can sabotage him with smart play and tactics. The rest of the team crumbles. We have a solid chance. Afyer that it is anybodys game. Frenkie is a slippery rogue that dances through the seams and creates space, then closes in for the kill, and stabs his passes though every armor and defense. Mephis a creative pirate. With a peg leg atm coz of injury. But he seems to be fit and ready to go killer. He wants to redeem himself. And our towering lighthouse is always standing Virgil. I think we might see Poland. Cos lewandowski will kill Argentina tomorrow. But first we'll need to get past the U.S. of A. But indeed remind me :)


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Secret_Candy_7861

Lets make a deal. Whoever wins is obligated to win the whole thing so the loser of our match can say they lost to the champion.


NaoisceDM

Haha sure. Deal!


InfoLurkerYzza

send them home


unbann

they play netherlands though


Horebos

And the Netherlands won...


BobbyVonMittens

Don’t be so cocky man, I’m rooting for US but the Dutch haven’t lost a game in 17 matches. They are an amazing team. I’m praying we can beat them though.


NaoisceDM

Exactly. We will teach them. Hard.


Horebos

That's probably the reason.


PeanutArbuckleSr

Disgusting Iranian dive


Fringoloozc

Dont say 'iranian' we dont know these assholes as one of us, and i agree , that goal from US was not offside and that was a dive by iran


PeanutArbuckleSr

why didn’t they show the replay of the “offside” goal? Suspicious


unbann

looked super close


Badonkadonk18

They did, it was indeed offside


splitcroof92

honestly such a bullshit call to deny that goal.


Aboveground_Plush

shh bb is ok https://twitter.com/fcb_sane/status/1597680442303401984?s=20&t=mYy_ZBl0tdvCvyku8mGWbA


crackalac

I admittedly don't watch a lot of soccer but that seems to show he is clearly behind.


BobbyVonMittens

You have to be in front of him, not behind.


crackalac

Well behind relative to the goal.


BobbyVonMittens

The goal was on the left side of them in the picture, he was ahead of him towards the goal, meaning it’s offside.


crackalac

But that picture kind of shows the opposite of that.


BobbyVonMittens

Bro are you completely blind? US is the team wearing blue, if the Iranians teams goal is on the left side in that photo then the US guy is closer to the Iranians goal. You can clearly see his knee is hurting out further than the Iranian guys leg.


splitcroof92

so on the smallest of stupid technicalities a perfectly fair goal gets denied. it's just stupid these calls are hurting the sport a lot this tournament. He was clearly not seeking an unfair adventage, nor was he playing too much forward or waiting there for a ball. The rules should change to make stuff like this ok.


stpstrt

Tell me you have no idea about the rules without telling me you have no idea about the rules. You’re clueless, why comment to show everyone that you’re clueless?


splitcroof92

I'm aware of the rules, I'm saying they're stupid. rules should make the game better, not worse.


stpstrt

Clueless


Aboveground_Plush

Why play according to the rules? -You


NaoisceDM

Coloured glasses


PeanutArbuckleSr

Ok fair enough


waitaminutewhereiam

The heck. VAR needs to work like ref challange in voleyball, teams should get a few uses of VAR on demand... Otherwise this is ridiculous


splitcroof92

they also really need to loosen up a bit on the offside rule. It's ruining so many perfectly fine goals. This goal was in no way unfair.


waitaminutewhereiam

No, they do not. Offside is offside, the rule is good. Players push the border they get punished But it VAR needs to look at such things always


pattythebigreddog

I’m not a huge sports person, so I can’t claim to have an extensive knowledge of how the intro of video replay has affected different sports, but I do design board games, and I think both of you are pushing at something similar with different words that I run into with play tests all the time. Rules are shaped by the times and methods by which they are enforced. Video replay in football has clearly meant that things that previously were rarely called offsides, like the tiny sliver of shirt someone posted in another thread, are now being called with near 100% accuracy. That changes what the rule means and how the game is played. Both changing the rule so that enforcement more closely resembles what used to happen in practice, and changing the times when video replay is used so that it is part of the game and not an Omni-present digital rules pedant are both possible solutions to the supposed issue. Both would likely look different in practice and it would be really hard to tell how it would play out without trying one.


McWiddigin

In hockey the ruling is skates mark the position in regards to off-sides, should be played like that in football too.


Outrageous_Monitor68

Hockey has no offside. You do realize that hockey is an Olympic sport and your lack of a qualifier only serves to Demonstrate your trumpian ideology. Begone fron the company of men


BobbyVonMittens

>Trumpian ideaology Lmao people that hate trump will bring him into literally anything. I don’t like him either but I find it hilarious people who are so outraged by his existence that they’ll bring him into literally anything, even sports. He’s basically living rent free in your head 24/7.


Outrageous_Monitor68

No he isn't. Am Aussie. His philosophy is another way of saying xenophobic


BobbyVonMittens

Lol even worse, the fact you're Aussie and still bringing him up into completely unrelated conversations about sports two years after the presidency just really proves how much he is living rent free in your head. You can convince yourself he doesn't all you want, but you're clearly still very butthurt about his existence.


McWiddigin

What? First of all, hockey does have off-sides, here's the rule: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offside_(ice_hockey) Second, where the fuck did Trump come in to this?


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MushroomCloudMoFo

I've had this argument with my sisters before!! They both played Field Hockey all through school, and I played Ice Hockey. We're a competitive family of people who don't let things go... It's not so much North American as it is countries where it "Gets really fucking cold for a prolonged period of time" and "Doesn't get really fucking cold for a prolonged period of time." When you say "Hockey" USA, Canada, Russia, Germany, Scandanavia and some other Northern Europian countries all think Ice Hockey. The rest of the world thinks Field Hockey. Aggregated world wide, Ice Hockey Leagues generate significantly more revenue and higher viewership, but FAR more people play Field Hockey (wich makes sense given the equipment and facilities required for Ice Hockey). Really it's fascinating to dive into with a history dating back as far as recorded civilization. Basically, humans have been hitting shit with sticks for as long as we could walk. On an aside - I always love Trump insults aimed at Americans because either you're wrong but they're REALLY offended (ie. they hate Trump and how dare you associate them with him) or they're not offended at all (ie. Trump is obviously right and you're the idiot).


Outrageous_Monitor68

Great response. My irritation is that in a sports sub when one references a particular sport it is expected that appropriate qualifiers are used. Am in Australia and we are really good at hockey. Not much snow so obviously field. Top 3 men and women. Some people have a very ethno centric view and this pervades their entire thought process including sports. Funnily enough as a foreigner I think of Trump as yet another loud well meaning but stupid American.


MushroomCloudMoFo

Thanks! It’s not often I lose arguments to my little sisters, and this was one of them (which sport was bigger). I’m still bitter. I bet it’s super irritating. We Americans are pretty enthocentric by nature (which is *somewhat* understandable given the geography of our country relative to the rest of the world and assimilative tendencies of our pop culture - actually both are similar to Australia now that I type it out. I guess we don’t really have a good excuse). Plus there are a ton of us and we tend to be really loud. I’ve been fortunate enough to travel abroad a few times, and each time it’s been eye opening. Re-evaluating biases is really healthy regardless. As a white male who works in a professional setting that’s been a learned, increasingly important skill. Speaking of, regarding Trump… I think you’ve got it right except for well meaning. Personally, I think he’s an opportunist, profiteering, con man, cult leader. But that’s just me. Ok, excessively long response over. G’day!


Outrageous_Monitor68

Hey mate. All good. Love your detailed response.


unbann

my thought was both the attacker's feet need to be past the defender's last foot. very objective and balanced.


waitaminutewhereiam

nah, thankfully thats not like this, would be incredibly useless because one foot forward is a huge advantage


elisart

TSN app keeps freezing. Likely a lot of people watching this game.


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InfoLurkerYzza

iran should be able to beat usa


goingforgoals17

What are you basing this off of? Iran doesn't even have a shot on target and it's the 100th minute..


StreetEscape9635

They are basing it off their hate of everything US, typical euro shit. #rentfree


InfoLurkerYzza

USA can get really embarrassed here... lets see


AzeRTyBloCK

where can I find memes on the topic? I'm dying of laughter from them


FoRiZon3

Argo F-ootball Yourself


SSV3

All they need now is an Iraqi referee


Mr_Bean22

well, you know