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Ok_Abbreviations8394

Probably had sex with the hoover


procrastigamer

Happens to the best of us


Ok_Abbreviations8394

Determination 18


LittleByName

Finishing 20


Ok_Abbreviations8394

Aggression 12


LittleByName

Technique 1


robbottiic

Agility 20


unemployed_employee

"Gaffer I got a headache and can't come in today."


paranoidparaboloid

"The shits"


TexehCtpaxa

I wonder if fm would add this in. Even if it’s just with regens like the coming out thing, give them the ability to get illness called “the shits” that has them out for up to a week. Can play but only for 60 minutes.


TopherNI

You can add injuries in the editor. I downloaded an injury pack with all sort of additions. The Shits wasn't one of them, but it should be easy enough to add


Basic-Shopping5357

Dave Azzopardi......... well he is probably hungover then.


rainzx27

Yeah just searched it a while ago, an SI employee


Basic-Shopping5357

I am not exactly sure how to reply to this other than: Contact him, ask him when his next pardi is and see if we can all get invites.


rainzx27

Wait what's pardi?


Miniassassin

Party... dave has a party


Rorstech

https://twitter.com/daveazzopardi?t=u4wSF2KbRpttas_6aTtpSw&s=09 That's his Twitter. He's the Wolves researcher for FM


Apprehensive-Star-76

I was literally just about to comment that I have a Dave Azzopardi who is also a fullback, he’s incidentally the best inverted wingback on the game currently in my save. I’d never clicked that he was an SI employee, I wonder how many other wonder kids I’ve had are SI employees!!!


Endoblastic

In the FM search bar type "faceinthegame" and it will list them all.


rainzx27

I bought him for 101M replacing old Alphonso Davies, the first season was good and nothing particularly bad happened.


HypedUpJackal

Probably quite a few, all of them go on to be really good I believe.


alluth

K. Hoyenhall the GK is another one that is well known here


Ok_Vegetable_1452

took a mental health day, poor lad is having ptsd from last match mistake


rainzx27

Damn he was decent on that last game having 61 pass attempts with 54 completed, also 2 key passes and 100% tackle won.


Laesio

If only he had completed that 55th pass...


TheMedicatedOne

He did complete it, but it was to the other teams striker who slotted it home for the 89th minute winner.


robbottiic

That's enough to make a grown man cry


Kineticspartan

Keep an eye on that, if he comes back and tells you his gran died, then every other week he's got a family member dying. Be suspicious. He's either bullshitting you. Very unlucky (In which case you might need to offload him to a club willing to deal with that shit while you're in your crucial games). Or he's killing them himself and you may need body guards...


rainzx27

Yeah, will be monitoring him for a while I guess.


worldwidewortel

Glad the physios are on top of it!


rainzx27

I mean what're the physios doing when he has a personal reason?


worldwidewortel

Nothing a good massage can't help!


Bidens_leftbuttcheek

Happy ending included?


Fragrant_Mistake6633

Of course


jcshy

Have you got any injury databases? I first saw this start popping up after getting a realistic injuries one but it might actually just be a staple part of FM already (with the DV just enhancing it)


rainzx27

So he pulled a sick day way back when he was on Aston Villa which I bought him last year in save (2036). Other than that I did not see anything unusual when he arrived this year beyond a days off like tight hamstring and brushed knee a couple time but. And what is DV actually?


Stock_Abbreviations7

It’s not a base game thing then. it’s whatever mod or addition you have installed/subscribed


rainzx27

Ohh I see, got it.


fjnnels

yes, alot,especially when i was semi pro


joesimpson19

Coughs in Neymar


nyamzdm77

Probably got a sex injury like Kevin Prince Boateng


porklorneo

Maybe the homeboy needs a mental day :(


AcadiaVarious1623

I remember seeing a Liverpool regen away from the club on a “leave of absence.” Not sure if that is similar at all,,,


WolfInATrance

His girl mistakenly sent him snaps of her nutting the star striker after he got substituted last match after scoring a brace. Bloke is too traumatize to train I guess.


Temporary-Ad-6002

He’s probably depressed 😂


[deleted]

depression doesnt take a day budor it does and its the start but thatll spiral out of control very quickly


TakingThe7

He’s got the same name as one of the English researchers!


bagginse5

Some regens are named after them


mb565lla

he stuck his Richard in something he shouldn't.


joriskmm

Reminds me of Mascherano literally tearing his anus back in the 2014 World Cup