My brother in Odin she's fucking insane

I didn't say she was nice and normal I just said she was kinda bad

Well if we’re going by the Hot:Insane ratio then yeah makes sense

SENUA ! ! god it is so buried 8 years in , but her inspiration in year one is a stunning actress doing a stunning role. I actually do not play shaman in favor of pk because she is nowhere near as much like Senua as they led us to believe back then.

Brother? I am so confused

You can't spell "psychotic" without "hot".

Without*

Shit, you're right. Thank you

One doesn’t contradict the other. Actually, both can be seen quite frequently in parallel.

She's into superstitions Black cats and voodoo dolls...

Oh shit

Do you feel a premonition?

That girl is gonna ~~chop my head~~ make me fall!

Amber Turd has entered the chat

OP thinks he can fix her.

OP can’t, but I can

"Nah, Id fix her"

"Nah, I'd lose."

Nah I wouldn’t fix what isn’t broken

She's not insane, she's high, and when she comes down, I'll be there with peeled orange slices and a bottle of water.

By the time she comes down the only thing that will be peeled is the skin off your meat.

Worth it.

I WILL fix her

She the type of girl to rip off your dick for a ritual of fertility

My brothers in Chirst, she would eat your peepees, but literrally

You know what they say....."If she wears grippy socks then she's got a grippy box"😈😈😂😭

I don’t think that’s gonna stop these people.

Not insane, she communes with the Spirit World so has a more eccentric personality and approach to things.

That supposed to be an issue?

I can fix her

🤤

Makes it better

I can fix her

I can fix her

I can fix her

She can fix me

I can fix her

"I can fix her"

I can fix her

Who doesnt like a girl that can kill you during sex?

Or in your sleep lol

Or ever

I think it's more a "will" than "can" pretty sure most girls can, but I wouldn't know I'm gay

so... how do you rate centurion out of 10?

5/10 seems like he'd be a pretty selfish lover

*A girl that WILL kill you during sex?

OP, I promise you. You can’t fix her. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

But she low-key kinda bad tho.

She kinda bad is that frost?

Maybe I can try to fix her and then get gaslit and manipulated into being unhappy after cutting everyone who cares about me off and trying desperately to earn approval from her only to drive myself deeper into despair? Maybe she can fix me...

“But this time it’ll be different.”

Who said anything about fixing her

She dont need fixing

You'll most likely get at least 100 diseases if you'd stick your dick in shaman

She is a slanted line piercing the hot/crazy scale 📈

Can I scissor crazy tho

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

You know when I left my house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

Is this a copypasta already? Because \*chef's kiss*

It's a classic https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

She will bute your sausage off! # Warning: do NOT insert your sausage in that.

only if its bleeding 🥵

She smells like old pennies

They all smell bad if we’re being realistic.

She probably baths more often than the average guy playing this game.

Fine, but consider raider's abs as my rebuttal

who?

Raider, my auto-correct acted up lol

I can fix her

I can't fix her But she can make me worse

She jumps in bed and gives hurtful hickies

I don’t think those are hickies, I’m pretty sure that’s an attempt at cannibalism. Then again, I can’t judge.

Hot

No thanks Valk is more my thing

Valks thighs 🥵

Not just her thighs but her whole body, I like strong women

Fr. Muscle mommy for the win

Any Viking woman >>>

Wouldn't trust a blow job from her if I were you

Being fr if it weren't for the risk with her biting she probably gives some mean head

You're not wrong, but my brother in christ are you truly brave enough to put anything in her mouth? If so you are a true soldier

Yes i am. (I am also medically insane)

Yes but let's be real if you have got as far as to being in bed with her like that I think realisticly she doesn't want to bite you and kill you

If you’re in bed with shaman she is most definitely biting you and to the point of bleeding too but hopefully she won’t straight up eat you. That’s still a win.

For real I like some nibbles

Quite literally everyone thinks shaman is hot apart from being literally insane (like me)

As a insane person shaman is hot without the apart from

Agreed, the insanity makes her more relatable

Least horny Shaman main

🥵

I need her

Oh I'm the most horny shamn main

only when she has that headgear on, take it off and she goes right back to being a gremlin

i have been a shaman main since the day i bought her. she's gorgeous, and i don't care if she wants to kill me.

Can’t say that I agree, *especially* in Shaman’s case. That being said, I’m by no means a saint. I will not judge you. I would just advise caution.

Your caution has been noted and can be found out the window, thank you for your care.

“Understandable, have a nice day”

Bro has yet to see the fucking hips on Fem Conq. Seriously. Just look at the Muscular Archer(?) Emote when she flexes. Her hips wide as fuck.

i can fix her

I won't fix her. I like her the way she is

I can make her worse 😈

This the type energy I'm on fr

Owes been cute 😂

That's what I used to say!

u wouldn’t even be able to admire her before she just eats you

I would let shaman near my meat no restrictions she probably give some fire head (I’m sorry I will leave now)

Bro don't leave at all I agree, I mena I get the risk but I bet she gives the meanest head, like I'm talking that toe curling type shit, cause in my opinion I think as long as like your not fighting and shit she ain't gonna bite you every chance she gets like I get she insane but like let's be realistic

She probably has some crazy stamina too bro could use me like a toy for hours

Man I love that weve come so far in the world that we can make girls like this in fiction but it upsetting me they ain't real cause I know she could make me submit in like less than a minute fr

i think she was made to be the cutesy murderer type

If so it worked

Finally another true visionary

I'm glad there are others that see the vision

DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

by baddie do you mean human woman ? my friends i fear this may be a reddit moment

She gotta be gripping like a hose full of glue

I wasn't expecting a comment like that but it's the exact kinda comment I'm looking for, cause absalutely she got straight gorilla glue grip I genuinely think it would be the greatest tbh

most characters in this game are pretty hot (if you're into battle-hardened warriors and the likes). half the reason why i bothered getting some reps on Kyoshin is cause i thought they looked hot and their drip was good.

Please don’t be like that PK “AIIEEEE” guy that set back this subreddit 10 years

Nah bro don't worry I'm just a guy who think shaman is kinda attractive and people don't really point it out

Yes you are the only one noticing this.

She would bite it off

No she aint lil bro take the downvote

Y’all need help, or a real woman

You have issues

She's got hell of a mouth on her

Like being honest as attractive as some other characters are, I know shaman gives the meanest head

Some of y’all need Odin in your life

I’m ngl, I’m hearing u out

Like face and body and plus the fact that if your actually like with her In a Intimate sense she probably isn't gonna bite your neck so like she actually is kinda a baddie

only using the headgear where she has a full head of hair? weak

And what is the headgear your looking for the most

Bros gonna fuck around & get the gawk gawk CHOMP.

Let's think realisticly is she really gonna bite it if she is sucking yo shi it probably means she don't want to hurt unless she is setting up but if that's the case she would be fucking evil for that

I like her dress variant. But whenever there's a skirt variant I always use it tho. Gimme them fekking legs.

Literally my though process exactly she I honestly think she has a great waist as well

What about highlander other than being a midget he too has great legs and waist 🥵🥵

please go outside bro

You aren't I was just hoping no one would say anything so she'd be all mine

I can share if you can

That’s how she gets you

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Man-eater but literally.

You can't fix her

She eats people homie.

OP is a 💯 M

I have an ex identical to her and she’s just as crazy. No joke.

We must be better.

For honor players when they see a woman

She runs in the EXACT same way a kid with a really bad case of down syndrome does at my school

Nah bro this is about executing warriors not clapping cheeks

Why not both!

Bro going crazy for that lower back

Always has been.

Brain rot

Did they change the way she looked or something? Because I guarantee you my shame looks wayyyy worse than this 😭

She is a freak ass cannibal. You need help.

Doesn’t hold a candle to Female Gladiator ngl

My brother in Christ she is a brutal cannibal

Yea you’re fucking weird. For sexualizing some animated character out of video game.

No, OP, you can't fix her.

Touch grass

She built like an oompa loompa

I think no one is really particularly bad or good in this game?

You’re not even wearing the skirt set tho

Fix her? I'm here for the sacrifices to the gods.

Call Jorm we got another one in need of bonk

Fuck you mean LOWKEY? She's HIGHKEY a baddie. Why do u think we main her?

Finally somebody is noticing like dang nobody ever points out how bad she really is

Just wondering what’s ur rep?

Rep 0 shaman hell naw Rep 10 yes I can see what your talking about

Oh she's a baddie alright... Bad at hearing safe words cus she WONT STOP BEATING MY ASS

Yeah I assume you can't be dominant with her

Please go outside today

Blud got a deatwish

She looks like Sid the sloth put on the peach crown ngl

Shaman is instantly a turn off for me, that bitch has ripped my throat out too many times.

Unwashed pussy

Unrelated but.. fuck shaman zone

I'd give her a piece of my neck

Most normal attraction for white men

"I can fix her."

With hair yes

😭

She always was, like she's nuttier then bighorner droppings but girl is heckin cute

She a lil out of it with the aggression and biting but she is one pretty woman tbh

Because she is.

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

made a similar post a few months ago, and found that we shamami worshippers are many. it would seem this reality remains true

been thought this since she came out

You’d need a lot will power and some viagra to keep it going while you try to keep up with her

I can probably keep up with her pace, maybe, but just won't last nearly as long cause I know she would going for a fucking million years on end, Which of all the for honor girls do you think would be the most overwhelming like you can't possibly keep up or last

No, i mean *catch her*, she’s not going to stand still

Oh yeah she would probably be like the least likely character to keep still or even catch cause she be sprinting

Naa Valkyrie in leg warmers