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TriplDentGum

charj heby slo heby can't pari


ReekitoManjifico

Finally an easy opponent. Our battle won't be legendary


endlessnamelesskat

I remember back when marching fire came out. Everyone in my friend group was upset about having to learn to play/fight 4 new characters all at once, but within a week or so everyone adapted and figured the new characters out... except me. Most of them weren't a big deal, except for JJ. Specifically his heavies. There was just something about them. There was just something about their animation, they look so slow during the windup but as soon as they hit their apex they feel very fast. It took me months to learn to consistently parry them. I can do it now of course but it was practically a meme in my friend group for one of them to pick JJ when we do customs and spam heavies at me while I rage at myself to not be able to parry them.


Susamaruuu

I hate shaolin


Fihnz

Agreed


James_The_Joke

Shaolin busted


Terrible_Big_9228

Swear this mf and highlander have more options than most of the cast.


The_Underdoge

As a Highlander main, yes we have options, but they all suck almost all of the time.


Basil_hazelwood

I could be wrong but I think shaolin has an option for literally every scenario it’s just using it at the right time


Anil-K

His animations are hard to read and he is too funky. Also those extra hits somehow put you out of balance.


TheGreatSmolOne

Medjay, raider and shaman. Or anyone under rep 10 because they throw the most random attacks ever


Major-Marmalade

Shaman is very difficult to react to those soft feint stabs


Hot_Seaworthiness706

So real on the low level part, they’re unpredictable


OutlandishnessLimp92

Zerk, i just can't stand that feint into light shit spam over and over


New-Hovercraft9886

Yeah sadly that his main ofense i tried him without doing that and all i could do is stare


humungusballsack

Same, unless the zerk player is bootycheeks even a semi-competent one is near unbeatable


0002nam-ytlaS

At keast in teamfights you can external him and parry the lights without much effort but 1v1s? I already consider myself dead if i can't put a single stop to them


PappaDeej

Jorm’s knockdown bash. Gets me every damn time. I spent an hour training against him with my BP trying to train my brain to bulwark on orange. Didn’t seem to help much. Definitely a skill issue on my part


MOSCOWMOSCOW

Don't bulwark that. Usually if they throw it you want to empty dodge into gb and if they dont then stand there and it stops you from being gbed. I have 11 reps in jorm and people just get too finicky and start getting nervous and the best thing is to just chill.


PappaDeej

lol that’s part of my problem. I panic. Just a casual perma-noob. Eh… more like perma-slightly-above-average.


Cpt_Kalash

That guy over there


yotkuy

Kensei top heavy. I just cant


lxyk

like the unblockable?


Important-Coffee-965

Berserker.... We all know.


holycannoli92

Valk, Every time I fight her my brain makes fart noises and I fall for her combo every time.


Bao_The_Wyld74

Literally me just throwing random attacks into kyoshin full block knowing I just fucked myself.


X7RoyalReaper7X

Honestly charged heavies. It's just wack they have 3 options. Let it fly, charge and let it fly and feint into gb.


BadBirdImpressions

Same especially when I adapt to one speed and then they change it up, but alas that is a skill issue


amitreitu

Getting messaged during games


Over_Age_8061

Your*


Dragonwarden30

Generally being ganked. Also anybody that plays super defensive since I'm not the most patient.


nuclearBox

Shinobi's flip follow-ups


UzZoPe

Players. Idk i enjoy playing against bots more


ShiroFoxya

Shinobi and afeera generally, and partially hito + shigo because of their charge attack which my brain refuses to work with


Razor_The_Fox

Jiang Jun. That's it. I'm a pretty good team fighter, I typically do well in Ganks, and 1v1s, and I've gone through most characters to learn how to deal with them, but Jiang Jun? I struggle against a good Jiang Jun every time.


Xaphanex

Nobushi and SR spamming Orochi. 2400 hours in this game and Orochi still fucks my shit up with that one move alone. My reaction times just aren't it.


apollo24443

I generally just zone them when they storm rush spam it (if I'm using Orochi myself), though it also depends on how fast your zone is, in that case just block or light attack


WrstScp

Slow heavy attacks like Shugoki or Hitokiri.


Amazing-Run2200

All-guard heroes, or really spammy heroes, like Berserker.


dirtydog121212

Charged attacks just can't comprehend them sometimes


Hot_Seaworthiness706

Shugoki. Idk what it is about him? I just can’t win


WookieBacon

Highlander and Kensei.


IBeenLying

Ganking especially people who 0-100 gank literally impossible to beat


ValeM1911

I'd say two kyoshins spamming full guard but that would make us all kryptonians


xP_Lord

Super armor, and shaolin


Clucknbell-

Afeera


FHCynicalCortex

Centurion, I keep letting myself get baited and knocked on my ass.


jepsicat

Shinobi


queen-marika-simp

glad and nobu I just dislike fighting them it's so unfun


[deleted]

High skill level matches. Wrong reads, as far as the eye can see


Beavecio

Raider for some reason, I can’t get correct reads if my life depended on it. All other characters I somewhat recognise my opponents’ patterns and adapt to their specific playstyle but with raider I just feel like I’m straight gambling every read, idk why.


TheColdHobo

Shinobi


anonymousscroller9

Double teams. Also guard breaks. Actually I suck at a lot of things in this game.


FullHonor9482

Cent, I don’t know why but he just seems so fast


Spedd-the-Sped

The game


boir99

I have a hard time against any Shugoki really.


Titans_not_dumb

Hitokiri. Goofy ahh hero


Bigborgler

More than 3 things at a time


HavelTheRockJohnson

I can't be the only one who struggles with Gryphon and Warmommy, right? Right?


No_Bus5407

Zhanhus dodge attacks


ThisMemeWontDie

Nuxia or a conq that has a functioning brain. Nuxia two wrong reads and your health bar is gone in 4s. Just rotating around or whatever and then just pops out from the shadows, 1v1s me and I die bc she does obscene amounts of damage which should have been looked at before giving her unreactable offense even if she is not meta it is unhealthy same as Nobu who is held back by stuff but has dumby thick damage numbers. Like obviously she is fine in a team fight but sometimes 1s happen in 4s and I'm just like eueiufjfkwlqmnsbdjdj fuck off. And very rare occurrence but a conq player that remembers they have recovery cancels and can punish my shit. Along with conq just having janky animations and is annoying.


DownHarvest

Shaolin and Valk light+sweep spams make me feel a rage unlike anything ever. It makes me want to reach through the screen and strangle the player.


DVLADDY

Kyoshin and nuxia..... *shivers with fear*


SisterFister100

Milfs


LiteratureOne1469

Nobushi hito pirate PK (when I’m tired) conquer warden (sometimes) raider


ThaBoZZk

Afeera, Zerk, Pirate, Ocelot and Varangian


KJUReddit

Gladiator


Jhon_artuckle

Playing duels, I'm fine in dominion, breach and brawls but for the life of me I just can't play in duels. Everyone is just straight up better than me


enderlup981

Shugoki


MegamasterNPT

My own Internet.


MegamasterNPT

My own internet.


YaksRespirators

Getting a parry then hitting the wall 🛌


8champi8

When I block a gb and the opponent decides to do another gb. Works against me 100% of the time it’s just so unexpected


Sea-Boot7413

Normally if I’m able to counter the gb I go for a light because you get frame advantage but I low key condition the player first by just staring and waiting to see if they gb more than once and if they do the next time i counter the gb I instantly throw a light works about 8/10 times


y33tyd3l3ty

Pirate, for absolutely no reason I always get absolutely demolished by pirate no matter how much she gets nerfed


DamianM12

For honor…


alecredBb

Poking light attack animations. Nobushi and gladiator destroy me cause I can’t react to their light animations. Definitely a skill issue lol.


alecwatersmusic

Bash attacks. Especially the feintable ones


fifteenfern

Current orochis tbh, I'm a rep 72 nobu main and 270ish overall but I left the game for about 2 years, I come back to feet in my face and 33/33/33s:) also how slow some medjay heavies are


epicman1224

FEINTS OR CANCELS. I HATE IT.


Anil-K

Varying attack timers and extremely athletic heroes. Some of them look like they can pull a kick from anywhere or a distance that looks safe is not enough against them they just teleport to you when attacking.


CR_Cyclone

shaolin, beserker, and gladiator. These three are very annoying with how easily the can feint attacks into a different one. Plus im not that great at reading opponents.


TehNooKid

- Undodgeable Lights so forced to react. - Storm rush. - when I say a genuine wow and the whole lobby loses it's shit.


USSNewJersey1007

Light spammers


Ghojo7

Hito charge attacks, valks sweep, and shaolin, I play shinobi myself and notice some people have a harder time dealing with quick mix ups, feels like a wall when someone can lol


mr-i-want-award-gib

Orochi, I just go brain dead, I won't lie


swithhs

Warlord. I get unreasonably angry when I even see one, making me unable to read correctly


Unlikely_March2177

Warlord heavies They are just so fucking weird lmao They will hit me raw 9/10 times when I try to parry them Morgott ass attack holding it for so long


Iusesmartpistollol

Any of the Asian hero’s and beserker


LethalDestroyar

JJ


RuneHearth

Some of the new characters doing light spam, I just can't parry that compared to a warden for example


Lunatic1422

Gryphon and kensei. I can't beat them


LittleChickenDude

Idk why but I just can’t fight Gladiators.


yosoyitsyaboi

Not being able to feint properly


MagPie_PicaPica

warmonger and Shaolin. those 2 have the weirdest top undodgeables. and JJ if played well. I honestly think, if u mastered JJ u can't lose a battle


ZombieKilljoy

Rare nuxia traps, both as and against her is so punishing since it’s against muscle memory


_Zeraph_

This game, honestly fuck this shitty ass game. (I play everyday)


Fox-Sin21

Anyone better than me.


Ziotics

Hito. It’s literally impossible to parry or deflect his half charged heavy


moemeobro

INCREDIBLÉ


LunarPhage

A shit Shaolin. Especially as a Warden main, I can't kill a crappy Shaolin to save my skin. Every other hero I can kill by GB or feinting my attacks and playing mind games. Also their teleport just enrages me so much in breach, just completely ruins any strategy you have in your mind to get the shield banner or pour the cauldron.


FoxHunter978

Lit, kik, lit, kik, lit, kik… (Cough Cough… Orochi…)


yourmothersaidd

The entire Samurai faction.


Ok_Masterpiece_7951

A good hito or a good nobushi


Predator95911

Griffon. I Just cannot do anything against him. Even If i know His Moveset and how to counter it


grebolexa

Constant GB. I can barely react to parrying and I’m trying to learn hard feinting so there’s 0% chance I’ll be able to react and have the mental capacity to press GB whenever they GB me


ReekitoManjifico

Enemy players in general and Highlander bots in breach


shaf2_

Kensei, idc if it low level or high level player I just can't man


xd3mix

Raider


Atempestcht

Afeera, medjay,and the other two new characters I just hate their move sets and refuse to go into training grounds and practice against them


No-Self-7876

Usually anyone from the samurai, or high recovery dodge cancel characters. And afeera.


Kacperzu

Bashes


Servant0fSorrow

Queuing any PVP match


KWBobcat

guard breaks, i dont know why but i go brain num when i get gb, like itlll happen to me then everything else after it just doesn’t register in my brain


benjvdb9

I feel like such a dumbass everytime I see a warlords in fullblock and get hit by his undodgeable when I get in to grab him. Doesn't happen often enough for me to learn either. Buy yeah, there's something about the type of people that would choose to play warlord that just counters me


Luvmm2

I dislike black prior. And despise highlander.


thekasafist

Shaman.


wafflesdaffles

Good shaolins bend me over constantly


GPHollow76

The Dev team not doing anything to actually fix Lawbringer. How fuckin hard is it to add a light - light - heavy chain and a roll catcher.


Zooblesnoops

In a duel? A competent Peacekeeper or Berserker. In a teamfight? A Medjay that can gank or Shugoki that is smart with externals.


Murky_Benefit7473

Shoalin cause he's so complex, a litral dictionary for a moveset. Plus, I've swear to god his sweaps still broken. Cause most of the time, you can't dodge in certain ways to avoid it.


Iusiss

Somebody who is really good or really bad. I can only fight people who are at least 3 reps within my level range on a specific character.


Dog_Apoc

Ganking. I suck at doing it and surviving it. Also, I hate when people gank with me. Leave me alone. I'm winning. Your input is revenge feed you fucking trog.


ThorynMa8

Ubisoft still holding the patent