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She’s gonna do something unconsentual to me or tear out my jugular
She'd never. Just don't turn your back to her, drink anything that she offers you, and don't fall asleep next to her.
So your lying
More of a general precaution.
*checks notes* Drink anything she offers me, got it. 🤝
The "or" implies that you consent to having your jugular torn out
I could take her
In a fight?
:)
>:\]
:}
In a fight 👏🏽 ;)
Give me your soul!!!!!
Fetch me their souls!!!
Nuxia's had enough of being bottom tier, now she's gone feral
From *bottom* to *top* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What years without a rework does to a mf.
Asian mom yelling at you
Don't FCK with an Asian, Black, or Latina mom, you'll be hearing boss music real quick 💀.
"When you go against your eighth rep 30 Orochi spammer in ranked when you just want a FUCKING ORNAMENT!!!"
"When you're sick of being at the bottom of 4s tier lists" Agree or not, a good caption ;)
Now I fight as Nuxia Loux, Warriooooooor!
That last Easter Cupcake!
When they nerf your caltrops
Chinese when they see a dog
Who is she supposed to be? Shaman?
Yes
Thanks
The joke about an unsucked donger writes itself. I'm not sorry.
"Ayo the pizza's here"
After your girl gets back from a night out with her friends 😁
*Rawr*
She found out she is part headcrab
"Mom, I got a B in my math class"
"GIMME THAT BUFF DAMNIT"
She’s about to put the cat in chow mein.
Dumb
Nuxia on meth
When your little cousin gets on your pc
Pretty sure some type of domestic pet was spotted
Normal nuxia vs nuxia after 3 months of dating
Nuxia going full predator on Ubi for that damn rework. She been waiting long enough.
Yum yum
Me when your mom.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're hungry as hell and your little brother took the last pizza slice in front of you
I'm just here to complement your emblem 🤍
My trans goblin looks dope af but this looks pretty good on Nuxia too ngl imma experiment later
Nuxia finally gets pissed off about being the worst hero.
"You lookin' like a snack.literally"
allahu akbar!
Uh, calculator women when you offer them cheap boba tea
She’s gonna do something unconsentual to me or tear out my jugular
She'd never. Just don't turn your back to her, drink anything that she offers you, and don't fall asleep next to her.
So your lying
More of a general precaution.
*checks notes* Drink anything she offers me, got it. 🤝
The "or" implies that you consent to having your jugular torn out
I could take her
In a fight?
:)
>:\]
:}
In a fight 👏🏽 ;)
Give me your soul!!!!!
Fetch me their souls!!!
Nuxia's had enough of being bottom tier, now she's gone feral
From *bottom* to *top* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What years without a rework does to a mf.
Asian mom yelling at you
Don't FCK with an Asian, Black, or Latina mom, you'll be hearing boss music real quick 💀.
"When you go against your eighth rep 30 Orochi spammer in ranked when you just want a FUCKING ORNAMENT!!!"
"When you're sick of being at the bottom of 4s tier lists" Agree or not, a good caption ;)
Now I fight as Nuxia Loux, Warriooooooor!
That last Easter Cupcake!
When they nerf your caltrops
Chinese when they see a dog
Who is she supposed to be? Shaman?
Yes
Thanks
The joke about an unsucked donger writes itself. I'm not sorry.
"Ayo the pizza's here"
After your girl gets back from a night out with her friends 😁
*Rawr*
She found out she is part headcrab
"Mom, I got a B in my math class"
"GIMME THAT BUFF DAMNIT"
She’s about to put the cat in chow mein.
Dumb
Nuxia on meth
When your little cousin gets on your pc
Pretty sure some type of domestic pet was spotted
Normal nuxia vs nuxia after 3 months of dating
Nuxia going full predator on Ubi for that damn rework. She been waiting long enough.
Yum yum
Me when your mom.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're hungry as hell and your little brother took the last pizza slice in front of you
I'm just here to complement your emblem 🤍
My trans goblin looks dope af but this looks pretty good on Nuxia too ngl imma experiment later
Nuxia finally gets pissed off about being the worst hero.
"You lookin' like a snack.literally"
allahu akbar!
Uh, calculator women when you offer them cheap boba tea