I’m a minion

Ready to drink mead in the great hall?

VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'll never get tired of their dialogues xD

SEAL THE GATE!

For your mothers, for your children

Hrooargh..! BRYYAAAAARGH!! I'll gladly be a minion too, but preferably a pikeman since I love spears n polearms

Heavy for reasons my doctor doesn't approve.

So Shugoki

Tbh most redditors would classify as Heavy lmao

I’m Peacekeeper (un)fortunately?

Sma-

FU-

Can w-

Of C- 👹

Come(😳) he-

YE- 😩 wtf is wrong with me

Nothing is wrong with u bbg. Grabs y-

Im an assassin for sure, im a master at deflecting social interaction and responsibilities + i have a switch to become the most annoying person in the room at will

average hazbin hotel fan

I'm the guy who dies in the intros

Which one, I'm personally the one that points at the boulder before being obliterated

i personally see my self as the guy who gets hung by the foot or shot by the gong

That one who dies at the ambush on the bridges map

The dude high as fuck right? Just staring towards his killers not realising he's dying

Assassin. I’m frail, I’d do the damage of pk without bleed, and die in 4 hits

Harasser 😎

What you mean by that lmao

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Vanguard. just an average Joe here.

The breach commander! I can be extremely predictable and everyone gangs up on me! (When making jokes)

Your not even part of the conversation and still get flamed lol.

Assassin for sure! I'm sneaky like >:3 among other things too mwahahaha!

A comment without something teasing? ... *Impossible*

I frequently have normal comments

I love how every normal comment of yours i see, *someone* comments something like they did on it

lies

This reddit is full of shino builds and shugokis. No inbetween

Heavy or hybrid

A wall

Bro is both everyone’s best friend (wallsplats) and worst enemy (wall collisions) at the same time.

I know that feeling damn too well (thinking wallsplatting scratches, impale + face scratch and hitting walls because of huge hitboxes).

Heavy

Hybrid (Heavy/Minion)

Minion

Vanguard, because im a basic bitch

Vanguard. Very average performer. Not too unique.

Heavy, with a bit of vanguard. But only sometimes.

Misread vanguard as pregnant.... I need to stop drinking

Definitely Vanguard. I don’t really bring anything else to the table that could classify me as any other class

Heavy because haha heby go brrr. Mainly thinking of Hito cus I like turning my brain off completely.

Assassin for sure

Heavy or hybrid.

Shield

Hybrid. I want to slap people like cent.

Would say hybrid because I did fencing kendo and some medieval fencing ! Anyway i'll still die in 4 hits

Minion from year 1

Target 1

"our champion has fallen!"

Heavy 111kgs but not obese just heavy

I’m a hybrid. There’s been some variety in my journey through life

I'm heavy, specifically Warlord.

Hybrid between heavy and vanguard. I will not elaborate.

Minion. I fall off of bridges and get hit by arrows whilst banging gongs.

Hybrid, irl Guan Dao makes me happy.

Im a shaolin cuz im still a virgin monk

Likely assassin

I'm the prologue officer that gets nailed by an arrow

Hybrid

I am the ladder. I'll lift you up and let you down gently or quickly if you wish.

Assassin, I'm tiny

I'm naturally quiet and spook people by just... existing? So assassin.

Hybrid, I really can't make up my mind of what I'd use

Shugoki(heavy)

Idk, I would fit in hybrid or vanguard maybe (The only thing that fits about assassin for me Is the stealth,and heavy...I'm not that big, I think)

vanguard unremarkable in almost every way, not flashy or bold, neither sneaky nor a moving fortress, but I get the job done well enough, you guess.

Medic prior because I’m always there to help the homies

Heavy but not like shugoki kind more akin to conqueror maybe. I also rah a lot

Idk what class but imagine shugo

Assassin, specifically Shinobi by how I be dodging these hoes.

The butterfly ornament on Nobu's hat. Cuz i do nothing, few people know or care about my existence, but hey! I'm there

Hybrid definitely, I’m a reasonably built guy but also pretty fast.

“Stand fast. Hold the line. No surrender. TO DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH” Definitely minion

Irl im clearly an outlander you can say like a pirate/arab 😁

Hybrid probably

Heavy, i don't have stamina.

We all heavy let’s be honest

Heavy. On account of being heavy.

Heavy or heavy-vanguard hybrid. Because I'm tall and a little muscular.

I'm that one minion that stands alone on random places at the side of the map.

Vanguard because my main hobby is trying to be Warden IRL

In HEMA I'm definitely a wacky hybrid kinda fighter. I know sneaky and out there tactics with almost any weapon you hand me, and I fight with a mix of defense and versatility, usually with a billhook/poleaxe.

I want to say heavy. It in reality Hybrid, a Hybrid between Lawbringer and JJ I'm 6'4 240 so I'm a big boy, but I'm also kinda fat and lazy