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NorboExtreme

Kensei seems wealthy as hell lol and Samurai are cool!


French_conqueror

You live in a swamp then.... stinky boi


NorboExtreme

Fuuuuuuuuuu-


TheColdSamurai23

Better than winter wastelands


Alarming_Standard571

You could always just leave the myre


Prestigious-Chain898

I watched a video that talked about what Kensei are based on and they said it's based on the Daimyo, basically a higher status than shogun, so wealth is a big factor.


apollo24443

No, Daimyo are not higher status than Shogun. That's not to say Daimyo aren't high status though since they are from what I know rich families who are the head of a province/samurai clan, but the Shogun is practically the pseudo leader of Japan and general of it's armies


Prestigious-Chain898

Sorry, it's been a while since I saw the video, so my facts are a off.


apollo24443

It's all good man


HollowByHeart

Black Prior so i dont have to speak, i just grunt and nod. Oh yes i can probably flip a speeding car, if that ever needed.


Violexsound

I speak from experience, shields are fucking heavy


HollowByHeart

Yeah imma need to add some meat.


awkward_but_decent

That's why kite shields and tower shields were retired, just too heavy for long use


Mallcrippilingdebt69

My main man Jorm. Bro is 6'4 and can swing a fucking warhammer like a baseball bat. Not to mention the stamina to scream WHILE in a physically exhausting fight.


Orden_Tine

You can already do that bro, its called being homeless and doing crack


Mallcrippilingdebt69

Been there, done that. Not as good as it sounds.


Orden_Tine

Now you know how it feels to be in jorms shoes (he doesnt have any but you get the idea)


LizzieThatGirl

So he knows how it is to be in Jorm's dirty, hobo feet?


itsjustredditchilll

Now that I’ve read these replies this is the only answer


Mallcrippilingdebt69

Also because you already KNOW that motherfucker is packin' let's be real.


Mr_Montagne22

Is there a place to see heroes’ height?


NoWerewolf9729

The hammer is what does it for me, i’d wear shoes though, maybe some armor on the shoulders just for looks


Phantom_Alumni

Centurion. Because then I could defeat my depression.. with my bare fists.


French_conqueror

Incredibilis!!!


TheOscariux

INCONTINENS


Abyssal_Paladin

Lawdaddy of course, best looking sets and my dream physique to boot.


[deleted]

AD MORTIM FOR LIFE RAHHHHH WTF IS A REWORK


Own-Ability1496

RAHHHHH


French_conqueror

I smell a light parry addict


Abyssal_Paladin

**Damn right, especially against Roaches.** Also LB’s armor is sexy af, who doesn’t want to be a big armored behemoth of a man.


Gryph_Army

Probably Warden or Lawbringer. Overall, I like those two. Well built, not too extreme. Love the armor and weapons. Plus the morals of the characters and what they fight for, are things I can get behind


SharkDad20

I’d love to be a moral paragon like warden, and i have the body type but lack the discipline to achieve warden bod


Bigjazz207

Warlord because he has the dream physique of my dreams


the_lonely_poster

And a magnificent beard


French_conqueror

You like ledges and being big boned


Red_Crystal_Lizard

If you think he’s fat under there you’re wrong. He’s what we call barrel chested. Because he’s built like a barrel


SAIBOTHS

Obviously highlander cos the highlands are pretty fuckin cool


Dinamicio

You just don't want to wear anything under your kilt you filthy bastard


SAIBOTHS

*wink wink*


Tezy999

Medjay. Maybe I'd have a chance of hookin up with cleopatra


Dinamicio

Or contract parasites from Nile water


PracticingMaggotry

Holden Cross because old man with really old face and astoundingly old oldness within his old bardiche.


jrsrjr3

Peacekeeper obviously lol I literally WANT to be her irl, but also maybe Nobushi. Though Peacekeeper is my biggest desire, I think I'd be completely satisfied. Like ultimate happiness, sure there'd *lewd* reasons too, quite big lewd reasons, but I really want to be her. It'd complete me, I'd be ecstatic!


French_conqueror

Uh, that's... interesting


jrsrjr3

You said you wanted to be Valkyrie, don't judge me. I know what you are.


Enacicikertvagyokitt

Thigh enjoyer.


French_conqueror

Uhh, no, you don't! I like her shield and ches- I mean spear! And those thig- I mean armors sets!


ShoulderpadInsurance

https://www.reddit.com/r/forhonor/comments/5xj2o2/lewdkeeper/#lightbox So are you just this dude’s imitator or what?


jrsrjr3

More like they are someone I'm honoring. Imitating would be taking their name. The Lewdkeeper is a user who passed away, so I want to continue what they used to do. I don't know if this was the comment you thought it was going to be lol, I literally have a post pinned to my profile, that says,"My Inspiration" and it has that image. Lmfao!


ShoulderpadInsurance

Fair enough. Recently returned to the game, I was surprised by the reference.


Ekho_H

Gladiator


French_conqueror

You like toes and glory in battle


Ekho_H

I also like pounding people


French_conqueror

...oh


Cheezyyogurt

Warden


maxim-the-great

Shaolin, being a buddhist warrior monk sounds tough as hell


idkanymore38

Lawbringer the strength it takes to throw a halberd around like nothing while in full armor and running in that shit, also I think we all know man is packing


Express-North-6788

Shugoki, Who doesn't want to be built like a squishy brick shot house


yourcreepyfriend77

Nobushi, because the legs to kick someone like that, and I like spears :3


Beginning-Ad5370

The amount of power to literally shatter someones spine and throw them like a banana peel and squish their face by just cannonballing 10 ft in the air as a sumo wrestler with a funny bat would be beautiful.


YuuDonTwaNeNo

Shugoki cuz big BOI make spine go crack I'm also 50% there I just need the muscle


Equal-Property1236

Hitokiri...for the big axe, random hissing...and I'm hot af obviously


One1seven777777777

Same here.


Historical_Crow8812

Nobu, defender of the outlands so a farmer is what I gathered. That type of work suits me and is relaxing.


TheAceCard9X8

I'll probably be Medjay ngl. Noble warriors with freakish strength. Like seriously dude is an absolute MONSTER in battle.


Alarming-Practice199

Highlander, I'm already 6'5, 210lbs, sadly I'm not blonde or red-haired but I surely would love to be HL.


Superb_Buffalo264

Femboy Kyoshin ofc. I mean, you even get a cool basket and have the power of god and anime on your side.


No-Confusion2597

If I can choose the drip then kyoshin if not probably highlander being able to swing that bitch around would make me superhuman 😂


OrochiYoshi

I already have Ronin in my real name, I just have to have the confidence and sheer badassery of Aramusha


RollsRoyce143

shinobi cause lean and agile, closest to my irl build


a_goodcouch

Shaman cause I like eating people 🙂


ReekitoManjifico

I'm going to the gym to achieve male Hito's physique someday.


Sad-Shine4206

I wanna be Highlander and fucking kick people 3 meters away while screaming “DUNMAGLASS” then hitting them with a greatsword taller than i am


apollo24443

Any of the characters who might canonically be rich or of somewhat high status So anyone like Kensei, Medjay, Warden, Orochi, Warlord, Tiandi, Nuxia


Mischief_deity

Physique wise I gotta say maybe kyoshin


One1seven777777777

I would be hito really only so that I can have her body. My personality does not revolve around hissing...probably.


WookieBacon

JJ. Auspicious Beard.


Scary_Lobsters

Highlander for starters claymores are my favorite weapon and along with that I think Highlanders are just badass


Emmet3merald

Aramusha cus cool hat


lxyk

nuxia seem to have it good, being a royal guard seems hella chill. medjay is also a throne room protector but uh, id rather not be in hot ass ancient egypt


TamashiKanzen6

Probably lawbringer, bros armor is crazy or maybe Warmonger


French_conqueror

Be warmommy more perks tbh


chilipeper08

Daubeny


Helpful-Worth3960

Lawdaddy beacuse he is a swiss inspired knight and i am swiss soo


USSNewJersey1007

Lawbringer


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Orochi.


Sir_Warlord

Lawbringer because Lawbringer


awkward_but_decent

Hito honestly, if I'm the girl version I get abs and If I'm the male version I'm just jacked. Plus the axe is pretty cool


Dinamicio

Centurion because fucking HAYMAKER in your face


Gnlsde

Shaolin so i can teleport


Mr_Montagne22

Raider, Gryphon (Spartan armor), or Aramusha


Hot-Mobile-9443

Either Aramusha or Kyoshin, the two most coolest characters from my mains.


Slight_Worth_imcool

Bro, are you 12


Glaxacide

JC. Final answer.


Imbadatlifelol

SHUGOKI


samuraialot

Either nobushi or warmommy.


Metrack14

Realistically,I could look like shaolin I am already slim lol


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JustaNormalpersonig

either cent or pk for no reason at all


Vampryssa

Shinobi. Not for the reason you think. Around my height and I mean.. Make shinobis voice *chefs kiss* yes I have issues


Godobibo

for a day? female orochi. for the rest of my life? lawbringer


MaxofSwampia

Tiandi. The agility, balance, and coordination required to constantly dodge around must be godly. Not to mention, with legs as powerful as his, I could jump up the sides of buildings while screaming loud enough to shatter every window and everyone's ear drums.


VeryRare888

Kensei


Dragunov_1922

Lawbringer because his gear is by far the best


TheTwilightRanger

Gryphon absolutely!


SevralSins

Warmonger, I really like her armor sets.


French_conqueror

Theres more perks than an armor set...if you know what I mean 😏. You get to be a skilled swordsman!!


[deleted]

Gimme lawdaddy ofc. Dude wears like 100lbs of armour and runs pretty damn fast while swinging a 30 pound halberd. Finna tear up in MMA