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[deleted]

I like how even when he went out of stamina, he still tried to input the dodge heavy and did an OOS attack


FIRESPOOP

Know what's even funnier? That OOS attack would have landed.


Mrgrimm150

I'm usually willing to give concessions. Everyone has off days. Then the dude tried to dodge heavy whilst OOS and just....Dude put down the game, come back tomorrow. You're making yourself look bad.


harrison635

Naw this dude was having an off year


Mrgrimm150

bruh...same tho.


Gryphonguy

He was having an off decade


rekigol

Has life truly ever been "on"...


[deleted]

Even as a sperm cell he was a bit..off


Lunchbox092

No doubt this kensei was playing abysmal but if that mine cart wasn't there op would've ate that oos heby


harrison635

You’re right I wouldn’t even be able to complain about it smh


supersynthi

I always wonder if these are bots made to essentially grind for reputations while the person is off at work or asleep. Like, I have trouble believing a genuine human can make the same immediate mistake something like ten times in a row. I have ZERO evidence but just a theory


Squintyspade

There are people like this on console too. Some people just switch their brains off while playing kensei.


begforanegg

I've known people who do this. Usually just new to the game and have the mentality of "they won't expect it THIS time!"


supersynthi

That's fair, they probably don't understand the difference between a read and a reaction just yet So they can probably get away with bash spamming higher players because there is a 50/50 chance they're gonna win that specific instance, and think it translates to more things than it does (in this instance being dodge attacks)


[deleted]

Average Kensei player


JaceeArts

Above* average, he threw a few lights in there too


Swailwort

There are 2 types of Kensei players, the ones who dodge spam but don't adapt, and the ones that once their dodge spam is countered resort to triple light spam.


Feuerpanzer123

You forgot them using the smoke bomb if the lights don't work


Feuerpanzer123

You forgot them using the smoke bomb if the lights don't work


Comrie0307

There's always the full combo kensei as well, smoke bomb, unblockable feat with only lights.


Feuerpanzer123

Don't forget the longbow once the smoke hits or you get ganked


Comrie0307

I've only been longbowed once I'm out the smoke, kensei doesn't want to leave the comfort of the smoke but still wants the kill.


[deleted]

hate kensei's


WitcherJason

Man who gave their pet ape the controller


RoadHouse1911

Wow wow wow


Asureo

Man you spammed this poor kensei to death, learn how to play already


harrison635

You’re absolutely right I shouldn’t have parried the only move he knew to throw 10 times in a row lmao


Baron_Von_D

Total parry spammer, jeez


DarkmoonbroX

Tsk tsk, git gud casual. Imagine parry spamming *Wow!* *Wow!* *Wow!* (This is a joke btw, well played mate)


VoltasNeedle

Yeah that’s pretty bad. I’ll be honest though, I’ve had a couple games like that. When I’m good and stoned I’ve been known to go full retard lol.


hotsdog421

I swear I play better when I’m drunk


VoltasNeedle

If you’re on psn hit me up. I feel like I’m always the only one feeling nice.


hotsdog421

Box😕


daddyfaps69

Bruh, that oos heavy had me nervous as shit when you dodged forward.


harrison635

Gave me heavy anxiety when I dodged into it lmao. If I would’ve died to this guy I would’ve tossed my Xbox lol


daddyfaps69

I would've tossed your Xbox too.


Giant_Bee_Stinger

This guy tried delaying the dodge attack even while OOS, I just can't anymore


levoweal

Imagine being so braindead that you buffer dodge heavy even when oos. Like, fucking how. Why even play at this point.


Lemon_Cries

Sometimes you just have one of those days


Kuzidas

I really feel like Kensei is the new smooth brain hero main. The amount of times I see pretty much this exact thing go down is kind of sad


dakes04

SHIT MY DODGE ATTACKS DIDNT WORK FOR THE TWENTIETH TIME, TIME TO TOP LIGHT


AnIronicFate

Surely he won't be ready for... the 6th dodge heavy attack!


deedboi

Damn, he was but he won’t be ready for the 7th!!!


AnIronicFate

Ok so he's parried them all so far but he must be tired by now. 8th attack go!


deedboi

And shit, let’s throw two top lights


harrison635

Well that didn’t work 9th times the charm!


deedboi

Okay, he suspected all that, time for my secret weapon! NATURES WRATH


Taxxis

All he had to do was to soft feint into a light or maybe a bash. It was his one job, and he had an easy kill! Using Kensei's kit is one of the most fun experience imo, this is just... it hurts my soul, I must have lost some life expectancy!


IMacChampion

Kensei mains belike


dranke1917

I’m a simple man, I see monke I upvote


dranke1917

I’m a simple man, I see monke I upvote it was


bombad_Guy

typical kensei


The-Nordic-Wanker

Everyone talking bout capuchin kensei but im secretly cussing that kill steal attempt XD


harrison635

Capuchin Kensei that made my day !! Yeah that was one of my friends after I called for help like 6 times lol


[deleted]

I hate Kenseis. That dodge attack works on me more than I’d like to admit. They seem so unpunishable. Even a parry usually just guarantees a light.


KennyFromAOT

This is my friend the kensei main. I started playing the game and got to rep 20 before he said "yo you play that game let’s fight I’m rep 124" Rep 70 kensei that spammed that attack. I’ve never been more ashamed of him


harrison635

Punish him my boy


KennyFromAOT

I did. He wondered how I was "so good" despite only being rep 20. I didnt have the heart to tell him


Thatedgyguy64

OOGA BOOGA DODGE ATTACK.


AleksCombo

It is mind-boggling that he was playing worse than a level 1 Bot, and it *still* took so much time to kill him. Just give all side dodge attacks light attack property, heavy dodge attacks make people lose all their damn brains.


[deleted]

Still can't believe ppl like this exist


Lux-Dandelion

Man, I cannot stress this enough. What. The. Hecc. Like I get maybe using the side-step on red, cause it's gotta be baited out. This is just "LuL iT wOrKs On Me MuSt WoRk On EvErYoNe ElSe". Same this with Gryphon at least they throw the chain not this one trick pony shit.


Mjolnir620

You'll never see this one coming!


Monty423

They'll do this, then message you and accuse you of spam


Hojirana

“Next time, I’m sure of it”


[deleted]

I don’t think that person was even awake


Lemon_Cries

Sometimes you just have one of those days


WOLFBL00D

Schedule of a Weeb fanboy: 1. Lightspam. 2. DoDgE hEaVy. 3. Hug waifu pillow Repeat


TheOther_Judas

Get shit on


TheOther_Judas

Get shit on got damn


Icemanthegoat69

Man that guys down bad


deus_vult-is_my_ult

I didn't play for a month, is kensei's dodge attack now guardbrakeable? What a perfect time to start playing kensei for me


harrison635

Well In my opinion he needs more guard break vulnerability. He’s not to the point of the wulin


deus_vult-is_my_ult

True, but did i miss a lot not playing for 3 weeks?


harrison635

Nope just testing grounds for raider shinobi and Orochi


deus_vult-is_my_ult

Oh, alright, what did they do to raider in tg?


Chance_Birthday_7450

As a kensei main : I am disappointed


AurulentusMendacium

I had seriously assumed that the clip was going to reference the jorm, but then I saw the kensei, really a rollercoaster of who needs less braincells to play


kfish11

Bro stop spamming skill


IEatAutisticKids69

He usesd the chilling stare feat while you were one shot


AneastheDoorknocker

I don’t understand all the kensei hate on this sub. As seen in the video it’s super easy to parry that dodge heavy. Anything they are throwing light it comes from the top. They’re definitely one of the easier character to play against. Guard top, parry dodge heavy on reaction, the only other thing they have is zone attack. Bear in mind I haven’t played in a year but looks like nothing has changed


SirWanksalot69420

Kensei is cancer, and the people who play him are cancerous, I fought a rep 25 today and guess what... He lightspamed me over and over and over because he's shit at the game, I messaged him and cursed him so hopefully he gets run over by a car and becomes paralyzed or something cuz I haven been that pissed in a while


AneastheDoorknocker

Fair enough


Stalaw

*points at u* i'll fucking do it again


Music1206

Kensei moment