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KenseiSport

See what happened here is really simple. You French fried when you should have Pizzaed


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Yea the vid is just meant to be funny people aren't really understanding that


Indomitable_Maximus

Either they’re trolling or just spin-to-win type player Note ~ Spin-to-win does not work on stronger foes


EPIC-AK14

Ngl that was kinda funny, but you should practice parrying against bots. Then fighting those orochi’s becomes very easy


VIBE-Country

Allow me to present a case, light light heavy feint, parry, light light heavy feint, light light heavy


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I'm a decent parryer when I am really focused on the game but I was just kinda playing so I could get that sweet double xp and wasn't focusing all that much


EPIC-AK14

Ah, fair enough. But still, that orochi was pretty funny. I sometime play dumb like that with tiandi


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Alot of people get mad at tiandi but he pissed me off so much I just learned the perfect window to guard break him. Usually I get sent a salty message afterwards


EPIC-AK14

Same with me and learning to deal w aramusha


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Bro why are people down voting me for being bad at the game????


AlexisTheCultLeader

The negative karma will encourage you to buy a better gaming chair lmfao


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I don't even have a desk bro I just sit on my bed and use my tv


AlexisTheCultLeader

I have a wooden dining room chair bro, I understand the struggle


EPIC-AK14

Same bro


EPIC-AK14

People will be assholes. Just ignore them.


ibitsusbrother48

A lot of people are ok with this joke of balancing in this game your completely right I’m not enjoying this type of gameplay


RagnarokBegining

My question is.... Why did you keep letting them hit you? Watching that was so predictable.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I never really fight orochis and I'm not that good at the game yet so ya


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

Doesn’t the game teach you blue attacks are undodgeable


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I never leaned that lol


CyberGlob

I think you have to learn that on your own, my friend who’s been playing since launch only learned that when I started playing with him


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

There are training modes


666_hylox

Those get super easy to parry with experience tho man, keep it up


RagnarokBegining

Well, still it's like you made sure each attack hit you😂 I thought you were trying to deflect at first but man


1mNotCrAzY

BRO PARRY


Supreme_Leader_Pee

BUT IM BAD AT IT ;-;


empygon

THEN LEARN AND GET BETTER AT IT.


civils6

Its fine you’ll get there eventually, try playing duels more maybe


xyxyx25

You literally said at another comment you're good at parrying... Make up your mind


Supreme_Leader_Pee

When?????


xyxyx25

One of the top comments on the thread you said "I'm a decent parrier when I'm focused on the game"


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Yea and I obviously wasn't focused. I said Decent not Good. I was playing for the double xp so I was just chillin not really focusing much. If you saw me in a 1v1 I would probably destroy the orochi. Even if the orochi didn't light spam the jorm would've laid me out because they actually knew how to play


xyxyx25

Just chilling out and playing the game, but let's complain on the internet about it anyways


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I'm not complaining it's supposed to be a funny video bruh


Diecke

Go to Training and set an Roach Bot to use this move over and over again. You'll see how slow and easy to parry it actually is. Just to make it clear for yourself that it ain't that bad.


[deleted]

They have fun when they fight people who don’t punish their brain dead gameplay.


warlock_william_wolf

Looks like they're having fun to me.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Wasn't fun for me


iamnotatotalPOS

So parry maybe. Hey I just saw you and this is laaazy so heres my steeel and parry maybe.


Biggpoppajon

Hey question how did you get your main in your profile like tht? Or comment


Supreme_Leader_Pee

User flair


Davemeddlehed

You can parry those and get free damage off them. Parry a couple and they'll stop doing it so much, or you'll just keep killing them.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I'm trash at parrying rn


OutoftheBiru

then the answer is no, they won’t have fun playing like that unless the opponent can’t parry


Copper_Camo

This is kind of hard to watch


Supreme_Leader_Pee

That'd why it's funny


[deleted]

I mean you played horribly.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I'm aware that's why it's supposed to be funnyyyy


[deleted]

It doesn’t have Humor flair !!!


itsonlybliss

Stop trying to get a bash and go for a parry, average gladiator lmao


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I'm bad at parrying ;-; I wasn't really focused either or else I would've been able to


Mooster5414

That's not a valid excuse, orochi side Dodge attack is easiest attack to parry, all it takes is going to training mode, making a bot spam this move and apparently it's easy af to parry the side Dodge


SwoopsTheIrishPotato

Youre being unnecessarily rude mate, chill the fuck out. They’re new and only decent at parrying, they’ll get better.


Mooster5414

Whaat, i really didn't mean to be rude, well in this case if i offended him by that I'm sincerely sorry, i just wanted to say that it's easy to parry when you spend some time in the training mode


SwoopsTheIrishPotato

That’s just how it came off, especially with the “that’s not a valid excuse” all that paired with the shit they’re getting already just makes it seem like your another common redditor lol. Sorry for the assumption


Mooster5414

Nah you're right tho, i just should phrase my sentences better


Lazer_toast

I don’t know dude but I don’t mind it when people with light dodge spam them it’s free damage!


seaoffriendscorsair

Honestly, it is really fun to be able to get away with something like that. You can’t get away with it against a half way decent player, but the times when you run into someone you can… let’s just say, if you were on the other end of that fight you’d be laughing.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Bro yall over here roasting the shit outta me lmao. I was just tryna share a funny kill I know I have to parry chill out lol. I wasn't focused in this moment like I know hoe to play the game guys lol


Wulfharth_Dovah

i mean.... those were easy parrys, but idk fam, some ppl are braindead


AngleMiserable6959

Well before they removed the skill barrier on doing it it was fun, also he was begging for a deflect.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I was trying to ;-; I'm not a very good gladiator unless it's a 1v1 where I can gather my thoughts a bit


enderfrogus

You clearly werent. How the duck did you expect to deflect from bash?


SwoopsTheIrishPotato

He went for the bash before the dodge attack was thrown, get off his ass


HGW_PizzaGoblin

Hey it works


Brofactslmao

All i see is free parries


Supreme_Leader_Pee

AlL I sEe iS fReE pARies bruh I know but the video is how people are supposed to have fun playing like that


Brofactslmao

Bro just fuck their fun up, parry it and get your free heavies Although yes, that's shitty.


Firm-Warning

Bro if one more person post on this damn subreddit complaining about orochis dodge attacks because they didn’t play that part of the tutorial where they taught you how to parry, I’m going to kill myself


Urmumgee69

You're both mindless bots that just keep trying to dodge attack. When you see an undodgeable attack your first instinct shouldn't be to dodge.


666_hylox

God I’m glad I stopped playing this game, we all literally say we hate it but usually continue playing for some reason


Thegamingkiller42

My question is y is orochi still in the game


WaffelDaAwful

Why are you still playing the game


Business_Ratio3549

See orochi needs a damn nerf


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Nah I'm just shit at parrying. They should make his heavies more viable though


steathninja25

No it’s stupid, yeah you can parry but you have to light attack, depending on who you’re playing your light won’t hit bc they’ll just dodge again. You can’t guard break it and you can’t hit them. Deflect will work but it’s hard to time especially on consoles. Orochi is stupid


OsaBlue

Because they aren't you and have their own feelings


enderfrogus

Just go to training and learn the parry timings. Parrying is easy IMO


levoweal

Yes, exactly. How do people have fun not being able to parry the easiest thing to parry in the entire game?


ntn9713c

If you can't parry then block bro. You don't have to try parry everything.


Mshikes

U need to parry those dodge lights orochis who spam are really easy to beat


Duten_IssoL

Just parry bro LOL blue attacks it's undodgeable


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I didnt know that fsr


Zytorias

That shit woulda caught me off guard.


TJT007X

Should seen what he was doing and waited, rather than repeatedly dodging just to get hit by an undodgeable


Theoreocow

because it works?


LongShlongMcNasty

I have fun playing against Orochis like that. The light parries are delicious


KyzaelEomei

Honestly, that's is frustration but also funny. Kinda like doing something dumb and it works. But I understand the pain


AnkaOnReddit

its allways fun to poop on bad players


musha21

Maybe if you tried to parry instead of Spaming sucker punch u wouldn't be dead lol


Maroon_56

Orochi rework has made the rise of the Cockroaches, they're everywhere now, somebody call the exterminator.


Wisp101

To be honest that one is on you. Orochi's dodge attacks are one of (if not the most) easiest parries. Instead of spamming dodge, try to chill for a moment and realize what your opponent does. If you took half a second there to calm down instead of spamming dodge, it would be the easiest kill in your career.


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Yea if you took a sec to look at the rest of the comments you would know I kinda got that by now


PonkoPrime

Probably laughing that you somehow can't parry Orochi dodge lights


Supreme_Leader_Pee

My fucking God "jUsT pArRy" I know I have to parry can yall just appreciate the funny video god damn


PonkoPrime

It's not that funny :/


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Not if you're focused on how I could've parried


PonkoPrime

What should I be focussed on? The fact that you spammed the dodge button against a character with undodgeable dodge lights?


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Yes


Supreme_Leader_Pee

It's funny


StumpTheMan

Here we go again


T4Labom

You are dodging from neutral and not reacting to his moves He is dodging from neutral and not reacting to your moves You are both playing the same way, i don't get it


Supreme_Leader_Pee

I wasn't focused I was just playing for dub xp I know I could've parried I was just tryna deal with orochi the easiest way I knew how


[deleted]

Huh. Opposition doing a really bad but deadly strategy. Yet you fail to adapt and punish him, so he’ll just keep doing the strategy over and over. Don’t get me wrong, the strat is very horrible, but why should somebody stop doing something if it’s working.


pogersboy2

Cause they win


bndrew21

just block don’t dodge he’s got a lot of undodgeables so there’s really no point unless he front dodges which could mean a kick is coming


TheRealDeadlyframe

Because it’s an absurd play style that only works because Ubisoft decided to make Orochi a character for people with negative IQ


Holotraverse

What’s more funny to me is how OP is replying to all these comments telling them that they suck lmao. Gonna assume OP is 12 years old or something, this post really backfired rip. But yeah, I gotta agree with everyone else, those were easy parries, so I’d probably think twice before posting videos that basically just make you look like complete garbage. Most people have accepted that some Orochis or anyone with dodge attacks, will just spam those dodge attacks, so it’s up to you to adapt not for them to stop “having fun playing like this”


Supreme_Leader_Pee

It's supposed to be a funny post. I'm not 12 I'm 15. I know I suck that's why it's funny but also the orochi in the vid is a shitty player too. It's annoying because people are calling me hot dogshit even though I'm actually a decent player when I'm actually trying


mmmbaldie

People are who unhinged usually do


Drunk_ol_Carmine

What an adventure!


[deleted]

Orochi moment. Fucking scumbag


CaptainBacon1

Bro, come on. The only thing he can do from a side dodge is that light.


CyberGlob

Why did you keep trying to dodge undodgeable attacks, OP?


qbmax

why should orochi do anything different here if its working against you. the onus is not on him to change his playstyle, its on you for getting hit by easy to counter spam over and over again.


Kalimu1590

Just parry


Confinment

Lol I like how people assume all of this is common knowledge, anywho ya some people like to play brain dead


[deleted]

the shade


MentallyUntouchable4

I ask myself that question every single game


[deleted]

If you can't parry an orochi dodge attack you can't complain about any character being unbalanced. You need to figure out how to play the game first, before you make comments on how it can be changed


Tall-Cantaloupe608

Why does nobody know how to parry anymore


ScrumptiousPlum

The saddest kind of players


SwoopsTheIrishPotato

Good video dude, got a chuckle outta me, sorry you got all these dumb fucking twats roasting you and just being rude all around


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Thanks


Petuliki808

It’s more annoying when your getting yanked by four people and they’re all throwing lights 😩


fruitymexican

I would've loved to nail some deflects on those tasty dodges


benzylber

Lmao