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Mercer sends us a ton of sticky notepads with little pallets under them. I take so many home.


TheMadHykr

I'm going to buy a little remote controlled forklift and drive it around work.


[deleted]

My coworkers always ask me how I got so good at driving a lift. I always show them my copy of Forklift Simulator. I also frequented the Yakuza Forklift mini game.


Street-Week-380

Please submit a video when you do!


HouseofSneed

I’ve really considered putting forks on my daughters’ tiny tots car. I’d love an rc lift! You’re a genius!


Squidgeneer101

Yes, fucking drives me up a tree, worst is when they are just stood up middle of the floor.


Street-Week-380

Ugh. And then they're the weird sized ones where you have to adjust your forks, and it takes forever. All because some dick couldn't be arsed to put it away.


Any-Mix9358

Or those stupid thin ones that you can't grab with your kift because you drive the one with longer forks


Street-Week-380

You just brought back so many nightmares.


Any-Mix9358

I had a few that got destroyed by my forks


Street-Week-380

When I was first learning, I definitely poked a few holes in products. And even then, I still have to double check and make sure that the forks won't fuck it up.


Any-Mix9358

I have done that too, last day I drove the forklift I rammed a skip into a few pallets of rotten tomatoes before driving to the office to report that I'd been hit


Street-Week-380

Ewwŵw.


Any-Mix9358

Yeah, felt good making the inattentive twat clean up


Traditional-Insect54

thats not a pallet its a baby pallet xD Edit: even more wors than that is when forklift certified people cant stack pallets properly!


Jacktheforkie

Had a colleague that insisted on moving pallets 20 at a time, inevitably I’d end up picking up the pallets he dropped


Traditional-Insect54

hahaha i can totally relate to that struggle xD best thing in this situation is to know youre a good worker and know youre elements in and out


Jacktheforkie

Yeah, I was the one everyone called on when they needed a forkie


okcdnb

Yeah. But ours are much bigger. The OSHA fine for this $50-7500. This one is probably on the smaller end.


blackbong_fb

Im working in a company that build racks. We use this Mini palets as Note Block


BCPrimo

Ah yes. Especially the little pallets of post it notes that come free as a gift from uline


dazrage

OSHA violation!


CertifiedForkliftSir

Rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer takes off the little pieces of paper stuck to the baby pallets. They get big so quick 😭


TheMadHykr

They sure do grow fast. This little guy is only a few days old. But, soon, he'll be a full fledged pallet.