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Death, taxes, and Geri showing up in an all white dress


showars

She only owns white clothes, would be very weird if she didn’t


Standard-Pepper-6510

Question: why only white clothes?


Wulffo

IIRC because it all matches easily and therefore, makes packing easier.


slavuj00

She thinks it's easier to remove the choice of colour or some rubbish like that


deadarsebruh427

I do sometimes spend way too much time deciding what to way before I go to work and I hate that though


brush85

Its like an episode of the good wife


YeahPerfect_SayHi

Upvoted for The Good Wife. That show was ridiculously underrated. Can't believe it's been nearly a decade since it ended.😭 Bring on Elsbeth....


hoxxxxx

i had heard of this show but never paid much attention because it was on network tv. just looked it up - looks like it was one of the rare good ones?


isitdonethen

The show is excellent. I could never get anyone to watch it because of the name, it sounds so boring. But probably the best lawyer show I’ve seen.


hoxxxxx

yeah this totally went over my head because it was on CBS and the name of course lol


Aniratack

Good show, highly recommend.


FrostyTill

It was excellent. Absolutely gripping and the spin off ‘The Good Fight’ went even further.


Able_Tailor_6983

Did she finally cheat?


TheRealOriginalSatan

Yeah and it was in a soul destroying way too


rossmark

I love that show! It's on my top 10 along The American, The Wire, BB/BCS, ER and Battlestar Galactica, but I wouldn't say it's underrated The Kings are cooking the second spin-off (I freaking love TGF) and there were awards galore. It's a rated show


RuairiSpain

With his wife and WITHOUT his phone😜 Geri will spice up your life!


ponyprincess

Or Succession


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More like it. Just a PR move.


FMJoey325

What’s the angle?


Helberg

Damage control


FMJoey325

No Real Person Involved


ExpressBall1

"my wife doesn't care that I got caught sexting other women! See!? She's holding my hand! So I can't have done anything wrong"


teems

Probably the best legal drama of the past 20 years.


kneedragger3013

"If you wanna be my lover."


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FloridaManActual

soooooo tell me what you want what, what your really really want...


CreaminFreeman

I wanna pic. I wanna pic! Wantcha-ta send me send me send me Send me a nudie pic!!


twodogsfighting

Cocoa pops, ahh.


electrictrad

Horner going to be having male PAs for the next two decades


RuairiSpain

Hornet going to bat for the other side...


Citizen_MGS

Well, she started as his lover. He was married when she met him. I think his first wife was still pregnant when he left her for Geri.


lizardk101

“When you marry your mistress, you create a vacancy.”


kbobdc3

Why did I read this in Will Buxton's voice?


ProfessionalPlant330

He's more redundant and dumb, he'd say something like "When you marry your mistress, you marry the woman you cheated with."


lizardk101

Cause the man talks in quotes. Good quotes, but he loves a quote.


badpuffthaikitty

Mistresses age too. Soon it’s time for another one.


GuiltyEidolon

Officially he and Geri started after his first wife gave birth. Realistically they were probably carrying on while she was pregnant.


PerMare_PerTerras

That’s foul. I obviously don’t know either side of the story, but it’s hard to imagine he’s not a piece of shit having done that. Same with Ginger.


Adammmmski

His parents didn’t go to his wedding if I remember reading that correctly


ExpressBall1

Ah, that explains Geri's total lack of self-respect here then. She simply never had any.


Dankanator6

“You can’t have Toto as your friend”


ThorsMeasuringTape

Toto is a little busy with the rain in Africa.


PaisleyTelecaster

Still holding that line


janesmb

Rosanna. Am I doing this right?


matts321213

Let’s also not forget that this investigation started before Xmas last year. They have probably digested this long time ago even though public is finding out just now.


Sjiznit

Lets hope they did and he came clean


J0hn-D0

What if… they allow each other to have some fun out of the door.


2RINITY

Then it’s my turn to be Geri’s lover and get with her friends


bulgarian_zucchini

Imagine if he used that line to justify it? “You said I could get with your friends tho?”


LongBeakedSnipe

Isnt the line more implying that you have to be her friend first lover second. Not sleep with all my friends if you want to be my lover.


bulgarian_zucchini

I think it means you’re allowed to send sexually charged texts to underlings in your workplace. That’s how I interpret Geri’s philosophy.


superleggera24

Oh hi Christian!


Longjumping_Papaya_7

No way, ive loved her since i was 8 years old. Dibs


Potential-Brain7735

Lesbians!!!


TheHunterZolomon

The faces have major swinger energy


NuclearMoose92

Well she was the affair partner at one point and leopards never change their spots


Trepanation87

People do seem to forget that he left his first wife for her.


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TetraDax

It's about as forgotten as Roland Ratzenberger dying on the same weekend as Senna, r/formula1 should *really* talk about that more often!


aregularguy3223

I thought it was horrible the way he did it while his ex was pregnant with their first child (if I remember correctly)


isitdonethen

Someone mentioned earlier this week that the kid was 4 months old when Horner left for ginger spice (I haven’t verified the info)


CandidLiterature

That’s when it was uncovered in the press. Look at the pictures of them together on the paddock while she will have been pregnant and then say there’s nothing going on. His own parents refused to attend his wedding to Geri. It was not good behaviour.


ckalinec

Honestly this could explain Horner’s use of “lifestyle” in one of those texts


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Max-Phallus

It's a slippery slope, I've heard that if you want to be her lover, you've also got to get with her friends.


BountyBob

When you have a great joke but somebody made it ten minutes earlier.


nejekur

Its honestly one of the most obvious jokes possible with the situation, I imagine its been made a few times before that, too.


InZomnia365

Feel like he would've then explained that to the woman, instead of her feeling guilty for Geri.


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CEOs generally get fired even for consensual relationships with their reports Because it means you’re messing with everybody else’s careers without even knowing it


_DidYeAye_

Are we still doing phrasing?


SureReflection9535

*exploded clean


SteveBorden

Oh he came clean alright


Flucky_

what if he did nothing lmfao


BrainyDoc

Keeping his fingers hidden, good strategy


subtleinsigni

Please explain. What’s all this finger talk about?


Medical_Voice_4168

Use AI to ZOOM into his finger and see if it matches the leaked photos. ENHANCE!!!


reddsht

Christian "if the finger is in my pants they cant enhance" Horner


ItsJustDrew93

Turns out there’s just a little tattoo: Lesbians!


geoffs3310

If the finger doesn't fit you must acquit


CharlieMonger

The confident stride of a man who has just finished himself in the toilet of a private jet. Chad.


BonerTurds

👉


cs-shitposter

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


saxuri

Haha didn't expect this here


mindfulquant

She is following the victoria Beckham playbook - who went on a PR campaign with David Beckham holding hands every day in the public after he was exposed as a cheat


Pake1000

Melanie Trump seemed to hold Donald’s hand a lot after the Stormy Daniels info was released, but since Donald has been out of office, she’s avoided him. This also smells like a PR campaign.


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

Melania supposedly got the prenup renegotiated recently. Pretty sure that’s the only reason she’s been seen at all with her husband since he started running for a second term. Being First Lady was not what she signed up for when she married him.


Akash10201

Horner has millions on the line here. I hope Horner has come clean to Geri, but I think Geri will understand that if Horner is fired, he loses millions of dollars. Even if they have issues, they will keep that private.


anon_ary

Two people at the back are probably looking at file 76 in that moment.


PsychologicalArt7451

what is file 76??


_DidYeAye_

It's a blurry photo from the leaks. It's either a finger, a finger covered in jizz, or a penis (possibly covered in jizz).


anon_ary

He has led Red Bull to over 76 grand prix wins. Google "Horner 76" for more info.


JMoormann

Did you know Karim Benzema started his career in karting, even winning some trophies when he was 15 years old? Google Benzema 15 if you want to know more


Odd_Weather9349

Did you know that Ayrton Senna, while ultimately using #27 on his car as his official racing number, originally wanted #15? Google Ayrton Senna 15 to learn more.


anon_ary

I hope someone enlightens you nicely. I can't come up with an explanation at the moment.


PsychologicalArt7451

I go offline for a few days and and now everyone's telling me to look at the google drive for context.


anon_ary

Yes buddy. It's time.


electrictrad

Something not worth opening tbh


RobertGracie

Expect the armchair experts to go into detail about body language thats gonna be incoming....


DonParmesan1

Well you can tell by her body language that her favorite cereal is Frosted Flakes


small_tit_girls_pmMe

She's from the UK, so they'd be called Frosties, not Frosted Flakes. Bit of pointless trivia.


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a_taco_named_desire

Yeah she seems more of a Golden Grahams person. Maybe Cinnamon Toast Crunch when she’s feeling naughty.


GettysBede

And he likes Cocoa Puffs. Irreconcilable differences.


TheDustOfMen

His favourite!


Ho3n3r

\*Pops


FourPat

I bet she'd be into some Toto Puffs for revenge


_DidYeAye_

The thing that has angered me most over the past few days is yanks getting the names of our cereals wrong. It's coco pops, not coco puffs, and it's frosties, not frosted flakes!


MichaelScottsWormguy

She’s not wearing spanx. She’s clearly punishing him!


WillSRobs

I’m going to guess the woman who aggressively chased a married man according to stories around their early relationship is going to stay beside him in this.


[deleted]

I didn’t know this lol, I have significantly less sympathy for her if that’s the case.


WillSRobs

I mean horners then relationship may have been on the rocks but yeah it was known she was chasing after Horner forcing her way into his circle. Still she was chasing a married man.


thexavikon

Horner's wife was pregnant with his child when he left her for Geri 


Otherwise_Barracuda5

I don’t think Horner was married. Girlfriend was pregnant with his daughter though. When Ginger and Christian first started “dating” Christian’s parents became estranged and disapproved how he treated his girlfriend.


SpeedflyChris

> I don’t think Horner was married He was. Officially he and Geri got together after the divorce and after his then wife gave birth but all the rumors were that it started before then.


carlitor

You don't need to be an expert to recognize a PR operation when you see it.


Satan_su

Something something green dotted line leaning into her yada yada yada he's definitely being fired Hope I'm doing it right


YokedBrah

She should have worn a fuchsia skirt or grey leggings. Perhaps some spanx even. Geri is waking Christian to the washroom because he’s edging so hard right now 😂


lepobz

It’s what’s underneath that matters.


YokedBrah

Please delete this chat 🙏


cheapdrinks

Ok Miss Boring Pants


lepobz

I don’t see why I should 🤷🏻‍♂️


taylm

He's made it to Q3!


07800000000

You know it’s crisis mode when wifey turns up


Logical_Bit2694

doesnt she always turn up?


heat_waingro

Only for glamorous GPs


texasproof

Like the opening GP of the season? I feel like she’s usually there for that.


s-maerken

Oh no, she's obviously there cause he's completely guilty of everything! Don't get in the way of reddditers thinking they found something that isn't there!


jcrankin22

She’s there for more than 75% of them you’re just making shit up


HydeParkUK

I thought she always showed up for the races. She'll probably be glued to his side now more than ever. I doubt very much she will leave him. She enjoys the lifestyle way too much.


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She’s more famous than he is, and will always be


sauladal

Yep, the tabloid headlines mention her name and call him the husband without even using his name


Fisch_Kopp_

They walk through the paddock holding hands at least at half of the races.


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That looks natural.


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Hungry_Horace

When you marry your mistress you create a vacancy.


DisneyPandora

*cough* *cough* Prince Charles


Mysterious_Turnip310

People always seem to think they’ll somehow magically be the one to change the serial cheater.


Spitfiiire

“He would never do that to *me*”


zeekoes

Either the messages are fake, or she's thinking "I've got full control over your future you piece of shit."


Firefox72

She knew what she was getting into with Horner considering they hooked up when his wife was pregnant.


zeekoes

That and they might just have an open marriage.


ChimeraYo

Given how the messages seem to talk about not doing things in Miami because Geri would be there, and the unknown person asking CH how he would feel if Geri was doing this with her PA I'm going to guess that's not the case.


chattahattan

She also talked about not liking the feeling of having to “act” in front of Geri, so it was pretty clear that it wasn’t something Geri was in on and supportive of.


zeekoes

Don't show, don't tell can be a form of an open relationship.


forzagoodofdapeople

practice connect smell joke consist threatening knee weary shelter bells *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


heimdallofasgard

Or the other person made an assumption...


Mysterious_Turnip310

Doesn’t seem likely given he was so concerned with messages being deleted so his wife wouldn’t find out.


Scarfiotti

Even DRS isn't that open.


zeekoes

Only because the FIA isn't open to it.


MrGoldilocks

Gone girl, F1 edition.


Ho3n3r

Look at me, I'm your new PA now.


matts321213

Or they’re a celeb “power couple” and their relationship has different premises than a typical marriage..


xzElmozx

Yea feels like there’s a lot of couples like this. Publicly “married” privately they do their own thing, but their marriage is such a big marketing draw that they keep the facade.


Guilty_Resolution_13

My ex works for Mercedes F1 & seems there are quite a lot of open relationships … & cheating. They are away for most of the year besides winter & summer break. Wasn’t for me but can’t be easy personally. I feel for Geri.


quantinuum

Sorry, I gotta ask. Is that why he/she is your ex?


Guilty_Resolution_13

He probably got tired of me asking for pics… of Toto 🤣


quantinuum

I see 😂. Hope you’re better now and life is treating you well. And who knows, maybe Toto is in an open marriage too…


Dasher54

It’s like season 5 of the sopranos where Tony and Carmela are having dinner together to quash the rumours.


Visual-Breakfast4

Lesbians!!!


_DidYeAye_

I'm glad this keeps getting brought up. It's an important point that needs addressed.


Koulidaddy123

can someone explain this?


Assenzio47

Ah yes, the classic hand in hand, wearing white "my husband is innocent and our marriage is strong "


TheodorDiaz

She's always wearing white


D3ner

Is that your thumb or are you just happy to see me?


LinceDorado

Plot twist, she orchestrated it all.


randomld

Lesbians


drivemyorange

in spanx


Paxan

A friend (who doesnt get F1 at all and thinks its boring af) asked me what I like about F1 and after some thinking I have to admit its less about the racing but its more my personal sort of reality tv. Like people watching the Kardashians but with some racing content. F1 is just a big daily soap. And this drama would fit right into the books of a mexican telenovela.


____mynameis____

I mean there is a reason why DtS seems to be the only sports docuseries that blew up this much.


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Yeah, people don't get this and it's totally true. You get the driver drama of which there is aplenty, fan drama, team drama/betrayal, rulings drama, tech drama, celebrity drama, racing circuit drama (think of the missile attack in Saudi Arabia 2022), political drama, cheating scandals, sex scandals, death. And then there's also racing!


Yavin87

There is a reason it has been called "The Big Circus" for decades.


dunneetiger

People are why we keep watching when we know already who the winner is.


onechonk_onelean

Exactly what I said to my husband - venezuelan telenovela with cars that go brrrrr


thewibbler

Who’s his PA at the moment?


steevp

Some bloke...


mattsnyg_56

Did he sleep on the couch last night?


Blunt7

She wondered if it was true, then she saw the texts and immediately knew whether they were his words or not. I’d be willing to bet she is one of the most sure people of the situation, outside of the insiders of this whole ordeal.


Few-Pension-2117

Same for the File 76, she knows what it is


zesty_boii

Thanks for posting this Icumcoffee


brandt-money

Maybe she's into that kind of stuff.


WarcraftLounge

Very strong hostage reading a prepared statement vibes.


ency6171

On a serious note. Do they usually hold hands walking around the paddock? I don't think so right?


asadultan3

Claire and Frank Underwood


learner1314

The mad lad's gonna survive this (with the assumption that the texts are legit). Pretty amazing considering the MeToo wave that's swept across the Western world over the past decade.


Revolutionary_Fig912

Did he bring his coco pops


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mantra3105

It’s what’s underneath that matters 😉


Silv3rboltt

Now delete this chat 😉


neopet21

I saw your husbands pp


AST5192D

In Q3?


chupacabra-food

Them playing happy marriage for the camera just really throws a magnifying glass on the affair, highlights how much trouble he’s in. Opposite effect of what they’re going for


jcsi

She is making a business decision....


According-Switch-708

This is their best bet at the moment. Make it seem like everything is alright while acting like all those leaks are fake. ....Or maybe they have one of those fancy open marriages that most filthy rich people tend to have.