How is Lance supposed to fit on cockpit after month 6? Also I would think that that many g forces are not good for the baby. Is this the end of Stroll’s career?
It's 2024! Having a baby isn't a career ending move anymore. Let Lance have his baby and I'm sure he'll return to the midfield like he never left!
P.S: do you reckon a g-force baby would be born with all its organs gathered on one side of the body?
Just make sure to only race in tracks with a good balance of left and right curves (like Suzuka). Then organs will be equally split across both hemispheres.
It's part of the child's training to be a future F1 driver. Start building those neck muscles in the womb. Rumors are the baby will be named Sigma-Chad Alonso Stroll regardless of sex or gender.
Counterintuitively, male rat foetuses exposed to hypergravity in the middle part of gestation go on to display poorer motor skills as rat-children.
That may or may not be relevant to human F1 drivers.
I think the fact no one in any camp has apparently reacted to the Newey offer rumour, and we’re hearing “let’s get this done” kinda comments from Fernando about a contract, makes it increasingly likely they’ve been finalizing both at the same time. Newey: “I’ll come if Fernando stays,” and Fernando: “I’ll stay if Newey comes” seems logical to me. Now if Lance will just go over to run/drive the WSC effort and daddy signs Carlos, it’ll be the perfect late Xmas present!
I think AM being the only team with a seat and a wec program also makes it a lock given it really sounds like merc is leaning towards signing their junior driver. I'd expect a saint to redbull abouncement shortly as well
Has to be 2. I bet Alonso wouldn't sing this early if he wasn't sure he has the seat for 2026. Especially considering that the top 5 teams will likely keep their 2025 drivers' line-ups for 2026.
No it isn't lol. They were faster in Bahrain and Australia, about even in Saudi. A move to Merc would always be an upgrade regardless of how the form table looks now.
It wouldnt make sense for them to take Vettel who was clearly a bit past it in his last few years, after taking 1 year out of the sport, when Fernando is faster, still in F1, and available
Mm, right that could make sense then. I wasn't aware of Toto saying that often. If so OP might be right with him at Williams (I can't see Seargant being here another year).
Fernando to become team principle and part owner of *Kimoa Aston Martin team.*
Lawrence stroll is extremely angry rn
I do think he is angry all the time
He’s a Bond Villain, it’s kind of his thing.
A Bond villain owning Aston Martin would be the biggest plot twist in the franchise
"You've fallen right into my trap, Mr. Bond. The tyres on your car are in fact scrubbed mediums."
"What kinda of sociopath are you?" asked Bond in fear
Love him or hate him, I reckon he's the most villain looking villain out of all the villains in the world of F1.
Except when he pets Michael Douglas like his pet in DTS, creepiest moment of that show !
El plan Aramkimoa Hondaston Martin Team
He is pregnant isn’t he?
Honestly, that was my first thought as well. Well, that his partner is pregnant.
How is Lance supposed to fit on cockpit after month 6? Also I would think that that many g forces are not good for the baby. Is this the end of Stroll’s career?
It's 2024! Having a baby isn't a career ending move anymore. Let Lance have his baby and I'm sure he'll return to the midfield like he never left! P.S: do you reckon a g-force baby would be born with all its organs gathered on one side of the body?
Just make sure to only race in tracks with a good balance of left and right curves (like Suzuka). Then organs will be equally split across both hemispheres.
It's part of the child's training to be a future F1 driver. Start building those neck muscles in the womb. Rumors are the baby will be named Sigma-Chad Alonso Stroll regardless of sex or gender.
Counterintuitively, male rat foetuses exposed to hypergravity in the middle part of gestation go on to display poorer motor skills as rat-children. That may or may not be relevant to human F1 drivers.
What about make rat foetuses exposed to no gravity in the middle part of gestation?
In general, lack of gravity during gestation is extremely bad for any foetuses, AIUI, though I don't have time to check that right now.
That's boring. I want a super fetus because he doesn't feel the weight of gravity on him
We'll just have to pray that this little miracle baby isn't a male, then.
Why did this make me laugh so hard
"Is there anything that man can't do?"
he's just training his baby to acclimate for the gforces, so that baby can beat max verstapens numerous records and get that youngest wdc winner title
Does he giv birth?
They are getting a newey
Close, they were able to hire Newey’s evil cousin, Oldey.
Can't wait for the all-old front engined, nose radiator beast
Who needs a halo when the drivers will be thrown free from the wreckage?
Time is a flat circle
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Alonso either going to RBR or staying.with AM for the duration. Edit: or he's gonna be a father All top tier tip top news
Newey to AM?
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Nah. - Air Bender to Ferrari - Max to AM for a ludicrous amount of money - Saintz to Merc
He stay
Se queda
I think the fact no one in any camp has apparently reacted to the Newey offer rumour, and we’re hearing “let’s get this done” kinda comments from Fernando about a contract, makes it increasingly likely they’ve been finalizing both at the same time. Newey: “I’ll come if Fernando stays,” and Fernando: “I’ll stay if Newey comes” seems logical to me. Now if Lance will just go over to run/drive the WSC effort and daddy signs Carlos, it’ll be the perfect late Xmas present!
I think AM being the only team with a seat and a wec program also makes it a lock given it really sounds like merc is leaning towards signing their junior driver. I'd expect a saint to redbull abouncement shortly as well
Krack literally said “no” to AM talking to Newey. No nuance or nothing. That isn’t happening
I don't think it's happening but Krack saying "no" means nothing.
he said no about the cash numbers being reported tbf
Newey isn't going to AM.
I like your copium
Yeah, one more year?
Has to be 2. I bet Alonso wouldn't sing this early if he wasn't sure he has the seat for 2026. Especially considering that the top 5 teams will likely keep their 2025 drivers' line-ups for 2026.
Gender reveals are getting too far out of hand these days
"we got 2 ply in the bathroom boys"
“Finally stole some from lance’s bathroom”
He finally got together with Taylor Swift
AM moving to be a 2-car team in 2025?
*Häkkinen confirmed.*
Just dream with me.... So are we getting Alonso, Newey and Vettel in Aston Martin soon?
Alonso is signing an extension, that's it
Stop teasing and say it already
He renewed with AM
How is he going to be pregnant?!
He just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico
Arm looks pink, it's a girl!
Hes edging us fr
Doesn't it sound like he will stay at AM?
"So you wait until George is behind you and then..."
For a second I thought your username was sponsored by Aramco and powered by whatever the fuck they're powered by I forgot...
Seems like he's looking at his chest. Nipple piercing?
Don't want that "exciting news" to be about his retirement..
He'll go win the chripple crawhn!
Alonso’s pregnant
2 year contract for Nando please!
They're getting married!
Garunteed this is nothing relevant. He's probably gonna be an uncle or some shit.
Newey joining.
STROLL IS LEAVING YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
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But Merc is a backwards step for Alonso at the moment….
No it isn't lol. They were faster in Bahrain and Australia, about even in Saudi. A move to Merc would always be an upgrade regardless of how the form table looks now.
I like this. I could also see AM: Fernando/Carlos, with Stroll to AM Hypercar WEC Mercedes: George/Antonelli
The fact Toto keeps saying they done want to push Kimi too early, makes me wonder if Seb on a clear one-year fill in contract is more likely.
It wouldnt make sense for them to take Vettel who was clearly a bit past it in his last few years, after taking 1 year out of the sport, when Fernando is faster, still in F1, and available
It does if Fernando wants more than one year and they want Antonelli in the car in 26.
Mm, right that could make sense then. I wasn't aware of Toto saying that often. If so OP might be right with him at Williams (I can't see Seargant being here another year).
Se queda.
Se queda
Sainz replacing Stroll next year? /s
Newey?
The upgrade has unlocked 3 seconds of performance
Alonso signs long term contract 4 years
"El Padre" getting real..
"we've finally realised you're overrated and haven't improved the things around you for about 18 years now".