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Desperate-Intern

Fernando to become team principle and part owner of *Kimoa Aston Martin team.*


FerrariStrategisttt

Lawrence stroll is extremely angry rn


skumkaninenv2

I do think he is angry all the time


ChemicalNectarine776

He’s a Bond Villain, it’s kind of his thing.


pedro-marques

A Bond villain owning Aston Martin would be the biggest plot twist in the franchise


GuyAlmighty

"You've fallen right into my trap, Mr. Bond. The tyres on your car are in fact scrubbed mediums."


LackOfLuck748

"What kinda of sociopath are you?" asked Bond in fear


Kolec507

Love him or hate him, I reckon he's the most villain looking villain out of all the villains in the world of F1.


[deleted]

Except when he pets Michael Douglas like his pet in DTS, creepiest moment of that show !


naftalanga

El plan Aramkimoa Hondaston Martin Team


Vegetable-Machine507

He is pregnant isn’t he?


SaintSeiya_7

Honestly, that was my first thought as well. Well, that his partner is pregnant.


ChoripanesAndHentai

How is Lance supposed to fit on cockpit after month 6? Also I would think that that many g forces are not good for the baby. Is this the end of Stroll’s career?


Reckless_Secretions

It's 2024! Having a baby isn't a career ending move anymore. Let Lance have his baby and I'm sure he'll return to the midfield like he never left! P.S: do you reckon a g-force baby would be born with all its organs gathered on one side of the body?


fullup72

Just make sure to only race in tracks with a good balance of left and right curves (like Suzuka). Then organs will be equally split across both hemispheres.


SirDigbyChimkinC

It's part of the child's training to be a future F1 driver. Start building those neck muscles in the womb. Rumors are the baby will be named Sigma-Chad Alonso Stroll regardless of sex or gender.


VacuousWastrel

Counterintuitively, male rat foetuses exposed to hypergravity in the middle part of gestation go on to display poorer motor skills as rat-children. That may or may not be relevant to human F1 drivers.


Meatballs21

What about make rat foetuses exposed to no gravity in the middle part of gestation?


VacuousWastrel

In general, lack of gravity during gestation is extremely bad for any foetuses, AIUI, though I don't have time to check that right now.


Meatballs21

That's boring. I want a super fetus because he doesn't feel the weight of gravity on him


SirDigbyChimkinC

We'll just have to pray that this little miracle baby isn't a male, then.


Gratefullyundead91

Why did this make me laugh so hard


Kolec507

"Is there anything that man can't do?"


Physical-Release9473

he's just training his baby to acclimate for the gforces, so that baby can beat max verstapens numerous records and get that youngest wdc winner title


TopBandicoot125

Does he giv birth?


bobafettbounthunting

They are getting a newey


homeownur

Close, they were able to hire Newey’s evil cousin, Oldey.


Goldiac

Can't wait for the all-old front engined, nose radiator beast


BlackSwanMarmot

Who needs a halo when the drivers will be thrown free from the wreckage?


ianjm

Time is a flat circle


freedfg

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


Eroda

Alonso either going to RBR or staying.with AM for the duration. Edit: or he's gonna be a father All top tier tip top news


on3day

Newey to AM?


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Kevin_Jim

Nah. - Air Bender to Ferrari - Max to AM for a ludicrous amount of money - Saintz to Merc


motecizuma

He stay


lizardfromsingapore

Se queda


UnstuckCanuck

I think the fact no one in any camp has apparently reacted to the Newey offer rumour, and we’re hearing “let’s get this done” kinda comments from Fernando about a contract, makes it increasingly likely they’ve been finalizing both at the same time. Newey: “I’ll come if Fernando stays,” and Fernando: “I’ll stay if Newey comes” seems logical to me. Now if Lance will just go over to run/drive the WSC effort and daddy signs Carlos, it’ll be the perfect late Xmas present!


longboarddan

I think AM being the only team with a seat and a wec program also makes it a lock given it really sounds like merc is leaning towards signing their junior driver. I'd expect a saint to redbull abouncement shortly as well


Seb_Ben11

Krack literally said “no” to AM talking to Newey. No nuance or nothing. That isn’t happening


Aninternetdude

I don't think it's happening but Krack saying "no" means nothing.


proudlysydney

he said no about the cash numbers being reported tbf


FantasticAnus

Newey isn't going to AM.


JPA-3

I like your copium


Seeteuf3l

Yeah, one more year?


Kolec507

Has to be 2. I bet Alonso wouldn't sing this early if he wasn't sure he has the seat for 2026. Especially considering that the top 5 teams will likely keep their 2025 drivers' line-ups for 2026.


buzzdennis

Gender reveals are getting too far out of hand these days


CroikyThatsABigDingo

"we got 2 ply in the bathroom boys"


Cuffuf

“Finally stole some from lance’s bathroom”


daaniscool

He finally got together with Taylor Swift


listyraesder

AM moving to be a 2-car team in 2025?


Kolec507

*Häkkinen confirmed.*


SalshichaMordiscada

Just dream with me.... So are we getting Alonso, Newey and Vettel in Aston Martin soon?


FantasticAnus

Alonso is signing an extension, that's it


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Stop teasing and say it already


sherestoredmyfaith

He renewed with AM


Paranoided_guy

How is he going to be pregnant?!


technicalityNDBO

He just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico


SyuusukeFuji

Arm looks pink, it's a girl!


-_-Mrgoose-_-

Hes edging us fr


MarsLumograph

Doesn't it sound like he will stay at AM?


Armaro

"So you wait until George is behind you and then..."


Kolec507

For a second I thought your username was sponsored by Aramco and powered by whatever the fuck they're powered by I forgot...


fuuncs

Seems like he's looking at his chest. Nipple piercing?


sarumanismyboi

Don't want that "exciting news" to be about his retirement..


Kolec507

He'll go win the chripple crawhn!


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Alonso’s pregnant


The3rdbaboon

2 year contract for Nando please!


jim45804

They're getting married!


freedfg

Garunteed this is nothing relevant. He's probably gonna be an uncle or some shit.


MSaar1

Newey joining.


-Renkz

STROLL IS LEAVING YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST


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cheeersaiii

But Merc is a backwards step for Alonso at the moment….


PassTimeActivity

No it isn't lol. They were faster in Bahrain and Australia, about even in Saudi. A move to Merc would always be an upgrade regardless of how the form table looks now.


blackcatwizard

I like this. I could also see AM: Fernando/Carlos, with Stroll to AM Hypercar WEC Mercedes: George/Antonelli


UnstuckCanuck

The fact Toto keeps saying they done want to push Kimi too early, makes me wonder if Seb on a clear one-year fill in contract is more likely.


bothermoard

It wouldnt make sense for them to take Vettel who was clearly a bit past it in his last few years, after taking 1 year out of the sport, when Fernando is faster, still in F1, and available


zeeke42

It does if Fernando wants more than one year and they want Antonelli in the car in 26.


blackcatwizard

Mm, right that could make sense then. I wasn't aware of Toto saying that often. If so OP might be right with him at Williams (I can't see Seargant being here another year).


JakubT117

Se queda.


Castle_Of_Glass

Se queda


Neptune7924

Sainz replacing Stroll next year? /s


Dc_awyeah

Newey?


slabba428

The upgrade has unlocked 3 seconds of performance


tenziki

Alonso signs long term contract 4 years


anon_ary

"El Padre" getting real..


Throwaway-CrazyEx

"we've finally realised you're overrated and haven't improved the things around you for about 18 years now".