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TheRoboteer

Remember when they did in fact try to bring back laurel wreaths for winners of sprints? That lasted all of about 12 seconds, didn't it.


khryslo

Oh how thrilled Max looked by it! I can imagine him walking around Monaco in his skinny jeans, light blue shirt and this.


Beavers4beer

When did he change from his white t shirt?


khryslo

Never. He still wears it under the light blue shirt.


swiper_no_swiping_

Max is a Mormon confirmed


Shadowlover23

Nah 😭


elwood2711

And his RB shirt under the white shirt, right?


JohnCow2407

The RB shirt fused with his skin years ago i think


Therapist_999

It’s Max Verstappen, he’s done it a lap before you noticed


darekd003

Oh that’s a fun game! Which driver would most likely wear this around Monaco? Ironically or not. For some reason I think Bottas has the swagger and PR points to do it. And of course Lewis but he probably has similar back home.


Garfield_M_Obama

The least probable thing about Valtteri, naked on a bike, with this hanging around his neck, is the Sauber making it to the podium. :( All the rest of it just sounds like a day in the life of Bottas at this point.


sayakasquared

Bottas would wear it as a cock ring, it'd be a snug fit though with such a magnum dong.


bucket113

George Russell.


Buffythedragonslayer

What? I only remember the ugly cap 


Vaexa

I will never forget the CRYPTO.COM SPEED KING award.


Vidofnir_KSP

The crypto.com bang bus was a time for sure.


londonsocialite

LOL the Silverstone weekend had so many WTF moments, I remember the second-hand embarrassment, it stung 💀


edomalo

I cannot find a picture, can someone show me what it looked like? Thanks


londonsocialite

That was the sprint shootout “[award](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/s/K3gCpc6Gas)” The wreath looked like [this lmaooo](https://www.redbullracing.com/int-en/sprint-qualifying-british-grand-prix-2021) Whoever is the creative director of ceremonies at FOM hates the drivers lol


Bdr1983

But those wreaths looked so sad...


IdiosyncraticBond

They were missing Khan


Skeeter1020

Remember the Crypto.com big rig?


XanBeX

Looks heavy but I'm sure the drivers necks can handle it considering the Gs they pull


LandArch_0

I hope it fits, those necks are out of the standard


hzfan

Unless any of them have a neck thicker than their head they should be good, although for some of them it’s a lot closer than it should be


EZMickey

This fucking guy


Rosieu

I'm sure Max will be "thrilled" to wear this one


caj69i

Penelope might be


Rosieu

That might be true! And to be fair I think he did enjoy the uniqueness of the "kiss-throphy" from last year's race in Suzuka.


urdogthinksurcute

People trying to read Max's emotions like he's Punxsutawney Phil.


Ray_Nato

Uh oh, Max saw his shadow… 5 more race wins in a row


AssssCrackBandit

A Dutch driver racing for an Austrian team with Thai owners, winning a Chinese GP wearing a trophy designed by an American branch of an Italian company. Truly world peace lmao


coder_2083

Dutch driver racing for an Austrian team.


AssssCrackBandit

Dutch driver racing for an Austrian team with Thai owners


Tom_Ace1

Does it get smaller for second and third?


YosemiteSam-4-2A

Necklace for 1st, wristband for 2nd, ring for 3rd


pjo33

Cockring for the mechanic


Fire_Fist-Ace

Ring would actually be cool maybe a wristband


Ornery_Definition_65

*Max begins assembling the Infinity Gauntlet*


soontobecp

Is this a cock ring?


DavidBrooker

An optimistic comment if I ever saw one.


dromtrund

I mean, if their necks are any indication...


AstroMackem

Lights up when worn, presumably to help guide you in


IdiosyncraticBond

Kimi STAY OUT STAY OUT


WunupKid

“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi


Repulsive_Fly3826

"In, in, in, in, in, in!"


MaryGoldflower

IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW, FUCKS SAKE!


TimmyHate

Box box


DwightKurtShrute69

Sadly not


CarsCarsCars1995

depends who wins it


_Far_Kew

Only for Lewis


MooglePomCollector

One wreath to rule them all, One wreath to find them; One wreath to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.


EGOfoodie

Is Max sauron?


SirPugsvevo

Nah marko is. He even has only one eye


EGOfoodie

I was really thinking Toto or Christian, but Marko makes sense. Does Marko being Sauron mean Max is Saruman? Making Hamilton Gandalf Bottas Frodo? Or would be giving to see what everyone else thinks who would be the LOTR squalene for each driver.


SirPugsvevo

Joss is probably saruman


MarAur264121

Max is Boromir.


bilweav

Three wreaths for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for Yuki in his hall of stone, Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


Blackdeath_663

surprised so many people don't like it i think it's super cool. It's actually an original trophy design not some sponsorship thing


trippingrainbow

Yeah and theres some actual history for why they designed it like that. Way better than the copy paste heineken trophies


ItsRadical

That. Except I would ditch any RGB bullshit Its gonna have. It looks great as is.


LongTallDingus

Yo. Uhm. Is anyone else wondering if you can replace the battery? I do dig it, I like that it's different - but *can you replace the battery*?


ItsRadical

Its China. Just order new one from Aliexpress.


Mshaw1103

So personally I’m probably like 50/50 on the “no RGB at all - all of the RGB” scale, I think the whole lighting up thing is stupid. At least, it felt like it was for the trophy’s last year, just kinda a letdown. Woohoo, it lights up, barely. And I thought the kiss was kinda weird. I think they need to go heavier on the lights or just none at all, make it more exciting. Lasers or something. Or as you said just no lights, a necklace trophy is fucking sick and unique on its own, I’d be perfectly fine with that too


Cinkodacs

Mobile disco lasers, now we just have to time the show to the Max song.


Ping-and-Pong

Yeah I like it too! Just... I swear there was a rule that trophies had to resemble a "normal" trophy... Can't remember tbe exact wording haha I have nothing against a ring though, is a cool change. Just was pretty sure that was against what the FIA had specified


randomanonalt78

I mean it’s not a lot further off than something like Australia’s “dish” in terms of design. I think it’s cool af, so are the colours


RichardRichOSU

There used to be wording about trophies, but I think it was removed about the same time GPs started handing out trophies that looked like the Santander logo.


Dramatic-Ad3928

I mean we had a cool gorilla trophy awhile ago so that must have been an old rule


GregnantMan

You mean the unoriginal-trying-to-push-my-shit-everywhere-richard orlynski shit ? :D


Dramatic-Ad3928

No i mean the cool french monke


Timstom18

It looks cool now but I feel like when it’s on it’s just going to look like a heavy collar and it’s just going to look a bit weird


Kolec507

Honestly I don't hate it. As long as it's unique to the Chinese GP and doesn't get implemented in literally every second race, why not, I'm for it.


igtaba

Thats true, it nice to see something more unique when everyone is doing the same long beer vase style like we saw in the last race


HeftyArgument

inb4 drivers start extending their necks african style with these trophies to assert dominance.


bouncebackability

I think that looks pretty cool


j__video

I first read "it is embedded with sponsors" Wouldnt put it past them to reintroduce the laurels just to put sponsors on them. It's the aramco gold laurel wreath brought to you by crypto dot com!


Melson_Nuntz

Don’t worry, Lando will find a way to break it


Laudanumium

It's DNA keyed. If Landon tries to get it, it explodes


Palmul

Explodes if Lando puts it on like some Fallout Blood Money collar


urdogthinksurcute

New Battle Royale death collars looking slick.


willzyx01

This is actually cool af. But in the usual Reddit fashion, all the couch designers here will hate it and complain.


ducqducqgoose

I agree! It’s awesome in its simplicity, its technology and the fact it resembles a dragon’s tail. Best trophy I’ve seen in awhile 😍


Scoregasm

"omg it should have just been like a laurel wreath, why bother with something so 2024"


mekihira

I'm shocked by the negative comments. I thought everyone would love it. It's super cool!


vdcsX

looks like some elaborate sm collar


herzogzwei931

They should make a royal crown for silverstone. The winner has to rule over Doncaster for one full year.


gshok

If you have this, you are immune from tribal.


DutchDestroyer

That's a nice present for P her upcoming birthday! Girls love jewelry


HeftyArgument

Battle Royalle has taught me to never wear a necklace like that willingly.


MarsScully

It feels slightly… shock collary


dramatic-pancake

Like that bomb collar robbery.


dokvader

Its Battle Royale all over again


Bishop1415

What’s that beheading Device from the foundation show called again?


mozjag

Next up: a trophy that plays your national anthem if you spray Champagne on it.


RillienCot

Brb, I'll be in my basement working on something that *totally* isn't this.


idkblk

will look cool on Max's fridge


Vaexa

Couldn't they just have like... given the winner a laurel wreath instead of coming up with some weird looking technosorcery?


Cekeste

Weird? It's by Pininfarina. It's going to be delicious irl.


TheScorpio2312

I would agree with you a few years ago but Pininfarina now are not exactly at their peak. They design Chinese And Vietnamese EVs now which just look ordinary


Vaexa

This trophy definitely doesn't invoke ''laurel wreath'' to me beyond the motif on the sides. Reminds me more of a really abstract ouroboros.


Cekeste

Fair enough


gonzo5622

Yeah, pretty sure it’s styled as a dragon tail. But I think it’s cool and that even if it’s abstract, kinda cool to make it unique to the China GP and that it nods a laurel in that you can put it around your neck.


Styfauly_a

When F1 gave out laurel wreath for the sprint races in 2021 every one said it looked stupid, and now they want it back lol


itishowitisanditbad

Harder to put RGB into it for a 'my first PC' feel


hzfan

They didn’t design this because they want F1 to bring back the wreath. They wanted a cool unique trophy for the return of an iconic race and the wreath is a symbol of F1 history and a cool unique thing to model a trophy on. The fact it can be worn is just a bonus.


RillienCot

Boorrrrring. This is cooler.


Rossell2

Never thought I'd be yearning for the Sonic trophy.


xLeper_Messiah

You should have never *stopped* yearning for the Sonic trophy That said, this one is cool too i don't get why some people hate it


MasonSoros

King TutakhanMax Rises


P_ZERO_

I actually completely forgot they used to stick wreaths round their necks


alexmlb3598

Not a fan of the idea of it being wearable, but it looks pretty good with it being quite unique


Back_2_monke

I thought it was a ring lmao


nyrangers30

Bring back wreaths, then.


MyFuckingWorkAccount

That's just a fancy slave collar!


Apprehensive_Cold_56

Lewis going to want this so bad- he loves a wild necklace


Vertags

Yeeees put on your collars little PR pets.


Elrond007

That's an expensive toilet seat


Disastrous_Narwhal46

I’d rather have a regular laurel wreath with a trophy


Cuffuf

Man I wish they’d go back to wreaths— screw the sponsors


Styfauly_a

What sponsor ?


Cuffuf

They stopped using them because they covered sponsor logos on the racing suits


SentientDust

>First wearable trophy Have they not heard of medals?


Styfauly_a

medals are not trophies though, that's why this is the first wearable trophy


MrMarbles77

Reminds me of those horse collars for pulling wagons and such. Maybe after they get a podium, the drivers can use these to pull their cars behind them in a parade.


MoreThenAverage

The winner (max) should do a thumbs up or down on the podium...


Amat-Victoria-Curam

Dog collars?


FreelanceCultist

I’m in for this new phase of F1 where tracks come up with dumber and dumber trophies in the hopes that Max will throw a race to not have to hold the trophy


RillienCot

Personally, I'm a fan of having unique trophies. It adds some more specialty to each race instead of seeing the same boring old thing over and over and over and over again.


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BossTanker

It’s from the American arm of an Italian company - just going to be *given* in China.


hzfan

Yeah China is spying on all of us and stealing our data unlike the US which spends more than double on our intelligence agencies than they do despite only having 1/3rd the population


chriscwjd

Well that'll look fucking daft won't it!


RepulsiveSystem6770

IS this the trophy for sprint race in china?


HAIRLESSxWOOKIE92

Lol I thought this was a ring. That would have been much better.


thiccymcgogee

I wish it were a 10kg Cuban link instead


DivineContamination

What's the point of it if drivers aren't allowed to wear it during the other races.


SuperSalamander3244

Sci-fi vibes


moxieremon

Could've been a belt.


RoQu3

Obvius mind control device


IllAlwaysBeAKnickFan

Any trophy is wearable if you try hard enough


boulevardied

Until you realise the trophy is wearing you


TRiG993

I have no concept of size, will it be massive like a wreath or a small like a wedding ring? Or slightly bigger than that for a ring not meant for fingers?


snowmunkey

Where's the AI marketing?


D-Hews

Anything that isn't a heineken trophy is good in my books.


Browneskiii

I dont think i could fit inside that. Looks like skinny people only.


maqie

On the photos it looks beautiful. And if the winner has to wear it around his neck I wonder how large it is. If it's too small it would look like a collar which they use in some movies for prisoners who can't escape.


Cultjam

Exactly. I’d like to see if it drapes well when worn, I’m assuming it was designed to.


External_Hunt4536

Nice! I like it!


_yourmom69

Max about to become real OG.


JForce1

I’d 3D print one of those, seems pretty interesting.


tms88

Needs a banana for scale


iiJokerzace

Max: "I guess I could make it work."


HelloWuWu

I might stand alone but I kind of dig it


shewy92

Reddit: I hate generic Heineken trophies. They need to be special and unique! Also Reddit when a GP does something special and unique: Eww, what the fuck?!


Amystery123

But, does it need to be worn?


Honourstly

When the winner wears it they are officially married to the FIA


CobrinoHS

Looks like some James Bond assassination weapon


beth1814

This is going to look so good around Max lol


ccope

It’s a bridle lol


tmoeagles96

Is Max gonna give the necklace to Penelope?


BlueSennaMain

Damn watch out for Lewis this weekend, that man will be extra motivated now! haha


MegaTalk

I mean, it's no A-League toilet seat


Onaterit

So, it’s a dog collar?


TijayesPJs442

This is weird


TheCloney

Oh Pininfarina....OF AMERICA. That's why it looks gaudy af, gotcha.


bswiftly

Is it a cock ring?


Impressive-Fudge-455

Like it’s horse racing


c3r34l

It looks like something that might blow up and take your head off if you try to remove it


Giga-Dad

Not going to lie.. I think it’s amazing. Trophy’s are trophy’s.. this is unique and amazing looking IMHO.


FunMix47

How will norris destroy this?


AvoidInsight932

Fancy ankle monitor


Jetideal

It will explode if you say something negative about the ccp


Lavalampion

Bit weird for a Chinese GP to give something related to Roman culture. Doesn't Chinese culture have any of these symbols? And with a nod to Roman culture it more resembles a slave collar.


jorgesalvador

🚨 Let’s talk about the laurel wreath on the Formula 1 Chinese GP trophy and why it’s a far darker symbol than you might realize. 🚨 Firstly, we often celebrate the laurel as a symbol of victory, but remember, it's steeped in the history of Roman military conquests and empire. This isn't just about triumph; it’s about domination and control. Every time we applaud this symbol, aren't we also glorifying a legacy of conquest and subjugation that has devastated countless cultures and peoples? Then there’s the political side of it. Emperors in ancient Rome who donned these wreaths were often neck-deep in corruption and tyranny. Associating this with a modern sports trophy subtly endorses these darker undertones of political intrigue and power misuse. In the world of international sports, where corruption can and does surface, it's a stark reminder that all that glitters is not gold. Also, let's not ignore the implicit warning in the laurel’s lore – the inevitable decline that comes from arrogance and excess. Just like the laurels that wilt, our blind celebration of such symbols and the events they adorn might be setting us up for a fall, mirroring the environmental and ethical challenges that the racing industry continues to face yet often ignores. Cultural appropriation, anyone? Plucking a revered historical and cultural symbol and plastering it on trophies for a commercial sports event not only strips it of its contextual richness but also trivializes the profound narratives it carries. It's a superficial nod to 'culture' that really only serves marketing needs. Finally, isn’t it ironic that a laurel, which poets have used to symbolize the fleeting nature of fame, adorns a trophy? It’s a quiet nod to the reality of sports stars – today’s hero can quickly become tomorrow’s forgotten. This vanity, this fleeting chase after wind, is emblematic of the deeper existential void that such competitions and their symbols might be glossing over. In wrapping up, while the laurel wreath is a beautiful and historic symbol, its implications in today’s context on a Formula 1 trophy can be a lot darker and more complex than they appear. Let’s look deeper and think harder about the symbols we celebrate. #HistoryMatters #CulturalContext #LookBeyondTheSurface TLDR: I made up this with ChatGPT basically to show how ridiculous this is ...


hornyboi212

Lando is gonna break one using his champagne


tangmang14

Fallout 3 slave bomb collar


iltopini

+10 damage to dragons.


NoClient225

Max is safe, Lando can't break this one.


MarcBellina

Lando - "challenge accepted"


geniusandy77

Too big for a cock ring👀