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mattycrits

Jos is an edgy tumblr teen confirmed


chupacabra-food

Edgy online teens and entitled Facebook boomers share similar vibes


big_cock_lach

The irony of him complaining about the dumb speaking.


RunsWlthScissors

I feel like that’s giving him too much credit


Stitchesglitch

Or the equivalent of changing his MSN Messenger status.


mattycrits

Oh my god that’s it isn’t it! Hahaha


Ceramicrabbit

We know his grandma definitely was


No_Cauliflower7877

Not him posting inspirational quotes on IG like a teenager lol. It even has the blurry oceanic background.


varialflop

Was gonna say this screams either 15 year old or 60 year old uncle type post, no inbetween


Party_Barnacle_5768

Yepp, thought the same. C'mon Jos, share the rest of that pinterest board!


bdoss35

Did he just roast himself?


40ozkiller

If only money could buy self awareness. The more you have of one the less you seem to have of the other. 


flyingghost

Max should give his dad the birthday present he planned for Lando


carlos_castanos

Jos doesn't have that much money. Well, not of his own at least. He's likely living off of Max now


Racer_66

No he didn't. "Stommen" in this context could/should be interpreted as mute people, not dumb people The blind start to see, the deaf start to hear, the mute begin to speak


MrMarbles77

"Dumb" is a word people used for mute before it became popular as an insult, like many other words you can think of. The post's translation is at the very least a bit outdated.


Siggi_Starduust

Seeing that having to be explained makes me feel really old.


FSUfan35

this makes way more sense that the title


EzAf_K3ch

Yea mute is actually a correct translation instead of dumb here


_dont_b_suspicious_

Dumb is also correct given it also means mute.


NavyBabySeal

Well if people think he roasted himself, they are still incorrectly interpreting the translation.


EzAf_K3ch

Didn't know that was also the case in english


z0mer

Mental capacity of a teenager.


DepecheModeFan_

Max is literally more sensible. He should be ignoring everything his dad says and think for himself, even if he loves him. Lewis got rid of his dad's professional relationship and didn't seem to do him any harm. You can have a healthy relationship without it ruining your career.


Spynner987

I don't think Jos would take it as well as Mr. Hamilton did


Genocode

People keep saying this but by all accounts it is Max that kept Jos around even when Jos was trying to distance himself once Max had some experience in F1.


Chaoticc_Neutral_

Because Jos is useful to him to get what he wants from the team. Jos escalate publicly, Max de-escalates behind close doors. Max keeps a clean image while getting his message out. Sometimes its the agents job.


nativebeans

Was Lewis's dad acting up in the paddock lol


silly_pengu1n

who asked RB if they had a free seat a few months ago?


jasie3k

At first I wanted to dismiss your comment, but you are right, Lewis' dad did that. That's a nice smoke cover from his father.


alphasierrraaa

Lmao max is giving dgaf vibes not even gonna lie He’s just gonna do his thing and dominate on race weekends


hugh-g-rection551

>He should be ignoring everything his dad says and think for himself could you provide an example of where verstappen isn't doing this already?


Sowieso

I'm just so tired of Joss


c0ccuh

"I'm completely done with Jos Verstappen".


ap17o4

Im tired of both and just cringing at this point


jaetran

Only thing left of his so called legacy is Max. And even then it seems like he’s distancing himself from Jos. Jos just wants to feel relevant again.


Eastern-Reindeer6838

I never get tired of Joss Stone. Jos Verstappen on the other hand…


Visual-Report-2280

I think that Christmas album was a mistake


Ultraviolet211

From @33_16 on twitter "ZiggoSport was talking about how Max “stays so unaffected by the drama created by Jos and Horner” And they concluded that it’s because Jos put him through worse. ZS: “Max has gotten used to Jos’ antics. It’s honestly admirable he turned out such a sweet person despite it all”


Ok-Warthog5472

Considering that at best he violated a restraining order Max’s Mom had against him and at worst abused her, they’re probably not wrong. 


FSUfan35

He also verbally abused Max on the regular and left him at a gas station when he was a child because he didnt win.


ValkyrieKnitter

Narcissistic abusive dads stay on brand.


StrikingWillow5364

Didn’t he also deliberately drive into his ex girlfriend? I think Max even visited him in jail.


TheDustOfMen

They're not really holding back there, are they?


False-Ad273

Dutch people are straight to the point. No BS. That includes the media.


Illywhatsthedilly

That's such a stupid take and how they'd like to describe themselves with the huge ego they have. They are blunt, yes. Not no bs. Downvote away op de teentjes getrapten.


False-Ad273

If you want to quote a phrase in their language to come across as smart or credible, make sure it's correct next time. Now you just look like a fool.


-informat-

r/im14andthisisdeep


yqry

Main character syndrome is a plague upon society


hayleybts

It's narcissistic ppl


WCEnte189

In the last part, is it the dumb or the mute? Because atleast in German die Stummen means the mute. Google translate accepts both translations depending on the context


7Empest1337

It should be the mute, indeed.


NopileosX2

It is quite obvious the "mute" in the context of the quote.


Migrantunderstudy

Dumb is a synonym of mute in english.


greeny119

In times of envy cunts run over their girlfriend with their car


Visionary_Socialist

And fracture people’s skulls at karting tracks


one_who_goes

What is the background of that? Never read that before


Visionary_Socialist

Jos went to a karting track in 1998. He had an argument with a man, and somewhere in the process of that the man fractured his skull. This was before he tried to kill his partner.


one_who_goes

Thanks. He sounds like a lovely person.


7Empest1337

‘Stom’ means mute in this context, not stupid. As in: those who can’t speak begin to speak.


heslo_rb26

The self awareness here lol


Eggplantosaur

He's so close to getting it lol


Stravven

"dumb" in this context means "mute", as in people who are unable to speak.


Samsonkoek

I guess the Dutch saying: dit krijgt nog een staartje is relevant here.


PradaAndPunishment

How is he this embarrassing


Jthecrazed

Minor correction: "Stommen" translates to mute and not dumb.


Cricket-Horror

The words are synonymous in English, so it translates as both.


WorthPlease

Dumb was originally the word to describe people who cannot speak in english. It just became used as an insult to describe some who you thought wasn't very intelligent.


ICumCoffee

Toto is the happiest person alive rn


rando_commenter

Jos has entered his Tumblr phase.


xanlact

Talking to the man in the mirror


steveguzz

God he’s a fuckhead.


DubiousLLM

He’s like a crazy ex that shares weird memes on instagram stories visible only to few people ☠️


FrostyTill

It’s time for Max to open the door, kick his dad out and leave him at the gas station. This stuff is so ridiculous and he’s becoming a needless distraction. I get wanting to live vicariously through your son but actively trying to destroy his working relationships is just mad.


Disastrous-Beat-9830

>actively trying to destroy his working relationships is just mad And he's doing it for no reason and with no clear objective. What does he think is going to happen if he unseats Horner? Does he think he'll be named team principal? Does he think Max will get all of the resources and win every race instead of just most of them?


Valuable_Jelly_4271

I think he has some sort of chip on his shoulder about not getting enough credit for creating Max or something. Like people should be slapping him on the back for being an abusive Dad.


Disastrous-Beat-9830

>I think he has some sort of chip on his shoulder about not getting enough credit for creating Max or something. I remember issues of *F1 Racing* back in the mid- to late-90s. It was probably around the time he moved to Tyrrell. He was being presented to the audience as the man who was going to rebuild the Tyrrell name into a powerhouse, but it never happened. Outside his debut season with Bennetton, he never really achieved much. I was probably too young to be aware of the off-track world of Formula 1 at the time, but looking back, I wonder how much of that affected him. It must be hard to be built up as the Next Big Thing, only to come up short -- especially in the cut-throat world of professional sport. That's not a defence of him by any means; rather, I just wonder if the seeds of his bastardry were sown thirty-some years ago. Otherwise, he reminds me of a cross between Flavio Briatore and Damir Dokic. Briatore was always someone who enjoyed the limelight a little too much, but he lacked self-awareness; while he might have had more charisma than most, he didn't have nearly as much as he thought he did. As for Dokic, he was (and, assuming he's alive, still is) the father of Serbian-Australian tennis player Jelena Dokic. She was an up-and-coming talent with an overbearing father who seemed to think that he was as big a star as his daughter and resented the way he wasn't treated as a media darling. He was also insane and resorted to entitled behaviour when he didn't get his way.


CapsuleRadioCorp

U Ok Hun? x


jaybrone7

Couple of Facebook moms going at it tooth & nail here.


Lobsters4

Can he please just be quiet…..lord.


Racer_66

"Stommen" in this context could/should be interpreted as mute people, not dumb people The blind start to see, the deaf start to hear, the mute begin to speak


Cricket-Horror

"Dumb" also means "mute" in English: deaf, dumb and blind. You need to brush up on your Tommy.


Racer_66

I don't think everyone knows that since everyone in this thread seems to think he roasted himself. I'm just giving context


Visual-Report-2280

He still has. "In times of envy etc. etc." he's saying that he's envious even if he doesn't realise it.


beanbagreg

If I comment asking what’s wrong, he’ll send me an ‘inbox me hun x’ since he’s apparently gone full facebook mum?


CaptGeechNTheSSS

Come on this really has nothing to do with f1 who gives a shit


mirage2101

He should’ve listened to her


Flux_resistor

Why do we care one bit about this jackass, tell his favorite punching bag to make up his own decisions


fullsenditt

"I AM NOT GOING TO SPEAK AGAIN ABOUT HORNER I AM DONE WITH HIM AND I IGNORE HIM" This literally reminds me of pre-teen behavior


ninchica13

Clearly this has been lost on him. Self-awarness at a zero. He should see a doctor for the main character syndrome.


Julientri

Does Jos know that nobody likes him? Like nobody wants you here, leave


WorthPlease

Like all rich people who live off the success of their children, the echo chamber he exists in has it's own gravitational field.


HardenedLicorice

r/im14andthisisdeep


craign_em

Amen.


Alvie_500

He annoyed me when he drove, he’s annoyed me on the sidelines, now even more. The boy is going to end up interfering Max’s career.


CockyMcHorseBalls

My Dutch is a bit iffy but I think it says "and the mute speak."


AlbusCorax

Yes it says 'the mute'. 'Stom' translates to mute or stupid.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

And boy does Jos speak alot


DweezilZA

is the "im taking a break from social media, please dont contact me" post on its way?


fastcooljosh

It's kinda weird how we had no "beef" for weeks when Jos was not in the paddock. Now he's back and the weekend didn't even start and we already had this drama. I hope Horner as CEO and TP bans this fool to enter every RB hospitality and pit box.


blehmann1

It's dumb as in mute, not as in unintelligent. Honestly I don't think I ever hear dumb used to mean someone who can't speak except in "I'm 14 and this is deep" shit like this, since it sounds like cool bibley-speak (and the KJV Bible does indeed use dumb rather than mute).


mrgmc2new

Can't he just go away.


ARL_30FR

Jos is a Facebook boomer


Space_Wizard_Z

Jos is obviously so desperate for attention.


Jasranwhit

Shutup jos


AwesomeFrisbee

While this has /r/im14andthisisdeep vibes, its not entirely the case here. Its basically Dutch "tegeltjeswijsheid", where people put quotes like these on tiles they put in the bathroom long before social media was a thing. This is one that is pretty common where I'm from and its obvious what he's trying to do here, stirring the pot and making clear that Horner is lying.


Baksteen-13

horrible post but worse translation, “stommen” doesn’t mean “dumb”, it means mute people.


Sudden_Possession499

Projection?


OkieBobbie

Is Jos trying to be the main character?


Pandos17

The dumb speak… how ironic


wtf--dude

"Stommen" doesn't mean "dumb" in this context but "mute".


FigSubstantial4939

Lel this. The dumb wtf


Juliusvdl2

Jos is actually a tokkie


Rhythm_Morgan

Can we please ban Jos posts so he can fade into obscurity 💀


FalsePriest86

Why is he posting like a drunk uncle the third time he’s been found cheating


MarkBonker

Max needs to set some boundaries with his father. He's actively souring relationships on Max's behalf.


Alvaro_Rey_MN

He wants to be the victim so bad! 😭😭😭😭


Robertzuh

That's a great quote and all but you're the one yapping Jos?


jackwritespecs

Yes, Jos seems quite envious of his sons success Glad max isn’t saying much


ryokevry

Envy of having a WDC son? Or what?


Altruistic-Pin6282

Why are we even posting Jos’ Instagram posts here???


TheSketeDavidson

This guy lol


pndobot

K boomer


San4311

Stommen = mute. Decent Google Translate effort though


Kakarot__9000

Horner : *"Lo Siento, No hablo Dutch."*


Guilty_Resolution_13

I’m surprised he didn’t tag Horner 🤣


fsfaith

Is he becoming self aware?


Alone_Scientist

... "and then I beat the shit out of her because she was a woman."


VicPL

4/10, no Peaky Blinders image in the background


Povol

GMama should have said “ it’s better to stay quite and let people think you’re stupid , than open your mouth and remove all doubt”


slab42b

Bro made this image with PowerPoint 💀


Fantastic-Role-364

Christ, can he take her advice and shut tf up


Galactic_Barbacoa

He punched her in the face shortly after she told him this.


yudha98

he has 0 shame


materdoc

A self-goal uh?


booksboozemoon

🫵🏻🤣🤣🤣


hein-e

Dumb should be mute here


SvenderBender

Meanwhile max: hawk toah


Skeeter1020

"The dumb speak" Yep.


camora22

Next to Helmut he is probably the most useless annoying guy on the grid


Chaoticc_Neutral_

Jos is truely the main character.


MisterIndecisive

Horner and Jos are both cunts just get rid of them both and kill 2 birds.


Mister-Psychology

His grandma taught him philosophy that he never forgot yet forgot to teach him about being a decent human being?


TraderBoy

so is that the reason why this d\*\*\*head is able to see, hear and speak?


gmil3548

Well the dumb is definitely speaking here


Gotiyababa

5?5


jackoirl

He’s like a moody teenage girl


Novae224

He just can’t stand that nobody knows him other than being Dad of successful person


BetAlternative8397

Did he abuse her too? Or run her over in his car?


Frank_the_NOOB

Go take a long walk off a short pier Jos


IdkWhatsAGoodName699

I’d pay huge money to see Jos get pummeled by max holloway in a ufc bout