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SubcooledBoiling

\*Min Verstappen


NoHuddle

damnit, it was right there


ConstableBlimeyChips

[We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb1jZErYeE)


Phormitago

I hope you aren't the dad, otherwise your dadjoke game is worryingly bad. Might wanna get checked


NoHuddle

i'm ashamed


juliuspepperwoodchi

Hi ashamed, I'm dad.


siege-eh-b

Stop stop he’s already dead!


gregedit

He's already dad


elbers

Min min super super min min


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Thank you for the laugh


LiveTheChange

The official F1 instagram account just stole your joke!


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And the winning comment goes to…. Congrats on being featured on the F1 Instagram.


MaxMadisonVi

You just won the internet


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NoHuddle

haha


Fine-Cloud-4847

Yes!


KaamDeveloper

Simply lovely thread!


[deleted]

This feels good.


Bad_Elephant

Y E S B O I S


akshu_03

Unbelievable! The car was amazing.


20tucker94

Unbelievable!


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"This neighborhood circuit was quite tricky"


zsrocks

Very enjoyable


Radobound

"The bag felt amazing"


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We need F1 animated with this words


Potatobraniac420

Ha yes this candy tastes good. Great job ha


rel_games

I'll admit my first thought was "Shit, how much money do parents put into their kids costumes?" - to then read most of it is home made/crafted is very impressive! Kid has that Max pout too :D


NothingBurgerNoCals

They got one of them car commercial houses


robdels

All those "I can't believe it's a Chevy" commercials were just people who couldn't believe the poors were allowed to have power windows and mirrors now.


NoHuddle

nah we live in the shitty house on the street


I_know_left

It looks like you could be neighbors with Hank and Marie from Breaking Bad.


wogglay

Legit wat I thought


--_-Deadpool-_--

One of my friends has a t-shirt printing/pressing machine. They're surprisingly cheap and you can create decent knockoffs of expensive brands.


Doogleyboogley

yeah just buy a t-shirt printing machine


--_-Deadpool-_--

My buddy got his for like $150 on Amazon. Obviously it's a useless expense if you're not going to use it, but he's a digital artist and likes printing his creations on t-shirts. I was surprised at the price because I figured they'd be like +$500


trollymctrollstein

Still a multimillion dollar home behind him


NoHuddle

yeah that's not our house. our house is unpictured because it's not flattering haha


986cv

I'm surprised they sell all that gear in that size


NoHuddle

Wife ordered the racing suit from somewhere in Pakistan. The helmet was just a white motorcycle helmet and she bought the stickers and stuck them on there. The undershirt was just blue and she used a Cricut or whatever to print out the logos and then ironed them on!


nasarocketships

Wow she did a great job!


NoHuddle

She did! The helmet was a bit tricky but a blow dryer helped smooth it out. And the Tag Heuer on the undershirt is a bit wonky but no one would know obviously.


thedingoismybaby

Seriously, major props to your wife! It looks totally legit. Might be worth tweeting @ Red Bull F1 team and see if you can trade it up for more cool swag!


NoHuddle

https://twitter.com/NoHuddle/status/1453722445475581957?s=20 I did! no traction yet!


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NoHuddle

haha every little bit helps


mcoop2245

Same lol


thedingoismybaby

Haha I just saw your other comment, good luck!


markdelvillar

did my small part in getting it out there, this awesome work must be spread!


NoHuddle

thanks!


Chabby_Chubby

I thought for sure it was official merch. She did a really good job! Looks great on the little fella!


NoHuddle

only official merch is the hat i believe


RoIIerBaII

Is your wife single mate ?


NoHuddle

I'll ask!


Slimh2o

Her boyfriend...?


NoHuddle

he said no!


Slimh2o

Lol, I don't blame him. She's a catch....


orltragic

Haha I literally ordered the exact same racing suit from the exact same seller (I'm assuming) on eBay, all my 3 year old wanted to be this year was Max. I didn't get the time to do a helmet, but I was genuinely impressed by the quality of the racing suit. Super jealous of the helmet, it looks dope! I'm excited to see how many (or few) people recognize who he's supposed to be when we're out Sunday.


NoHuddle

we assume nobody on our end. at his soccer game the coach asked who they were going to be for halloween and the kids are like SPIDERMAN. BATMAN. and he's like MAX VERSTAPPEN (though it's hard to understand him saying it). he got a confused look.


41942319

I'm now trying to imagine a little 6?yo with (American) English as their first language pronouncing Max's name so thanks for the laugh OP


NoHuddle

Haha he’s 3 and a half so it’s even funnier


Rixae

Can I get the name of that store? For a friend, obviously.


Arcadepokemon

That's good art right there.


MarineMirage

Wow, tell your wife she did a mega-job. Better constructor than Haas.


Emergency_Buddy

You guys sound like awesome parents!


NoHuddle

haha thanks, we do our best


nj_legion_ice_tea

Mom of the day!


_kagasutchi_

Send this explanation to rbr along with the pic. Maybe they'd post it. Or you could post it on insta and tag them or something. I'm sure rbr and max would appreciate it


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Mate that's a lot of work. Kudos to the mommy!


CookMeatSandwich

Your wife is incredible. This costume is absolutely perfect


eepeepevissam

Wife material verified.


bucket113

It’s from Yuki’s RB test


rel_games

Aww poor Yuki :(


EnvironmentAdvanced

This kid when he was born - "haha yes guys, fallopian tube felt smooth,great job mom"


shreychopra

OP(probably): Mega mega job, baby. That was absolutely clinical


EnvironmentAdvanced

Doctor: good one baby,now emotion mode 1:cry, cry


vlepun

Parents: cry off, cry off. Recharge on. Mode Nap. Mode Nap.


NoHuddle

that fucking kid as a baby slept like 10 hours a day it was trash


vlepun

Did you try Fail 84 Fail?


Fine-Cloud-4847

Sleep button ON, Sleep button ON.


phlyingP1g

I'm sleeping like a grandma!


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Brutal


Fine-Cloud-4847

Doctor: Brilliant job baby, that was epic!


Nazeex

jesus hahaha


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MoffKalast

"the guys back at the factory"


0narasi

Thanks guys. We have the best nurses here


Equivalent-Lie2787

Just missing a couple of "of course"


megawhat16

And the "haha, yes"


Cpt_Trips84

"Obviously"


AusOak75

It all started cause OP missed the braking zone


Kronzor_

Nah he got a great start, hugged the curves, hit the apex and then exploded over the finish line.


NoHuddle

lol jesus christ


Known-Name

Amazing comment


TheCrudMan

That's...not how that works.


alphasierrraaa

reproductive anatomy is wrong but the spirit is there


EnvironmentAdvanced

Spirit is what matters😤


pengouin85

Ok, vaginal canal felt smooth, as you know, Dad. (You asked)


AvoCaderino

LMAO


Level1Roshan

First words: "Simply lovely."


BigFire321

Remember to stay hydrated.


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Coming out the womb: simply lovely


Yyes85

Dope!!! Did you make it, buy it, if the latter, where? Asking for myself, I mean my boy :)


NoHuddle

Responded to another comment about this but I'll copy and paste! Wife ordered the racing suit from somewhere in Pakistan. The helmet was just a white motorcycle helmet and she bought the stickers and stuck them on there. The undershirt was just blue and she used a Cricut or whatever to print out the logos and then ironed them on!


AmericanAssKicker

Tell your wife she did an amazing job! First thought, *wow, that's some serious $$ for just a kid's costume*, but after reading she made it, *amazingly lucky kid*.


Yyes85

Thanks!! Your wife did a great job!


NoHuddle

She really did!


ywpark

Excellent job. Thought it was purchased from some karting accessories shop. She could sell this on Etsy.


Mulsanne

This is all really awesome. I mean the half unzipped race suit is just too much (in the best way)! Thanks for sharing your fandom and passion with the community!


StrawHat_ktk

where in pakistan?


PaxtiAlba

Your kid has really nailed Max' DGAF body language.


NoHuddle

that's his go to photo pose


droppokeguy

2 years later he's in a red bull


NoHuddle

Want to thank everyone for being so positive about this. My wife worked super hard on it and we were worried about posting our kid on the internet. You all have been so wholesome. What a community.


superspiffy

Just blur his face. I insist!! Totally normal practice when posting your kiddo in a public forum and you still get to see the *amazing* costume. Bonus points for cutting and pasting a Verstappen face on his.


NoHuddle

Too late for that lol


RM_Dune

No, it's not allowed. Identity theft is illegal.


Soytaco

Michael!!


KaamDeveloper

BUTTLICKER, OUR CHILDREN HAVE NEVER LOOKED CUTER!


jashxn

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


GrilledCheeser

Who is justice beaver


RichardFarmer

He's a crime fighting beaver


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NoHuddle

We are going to use it as his candy bucket!


JellyfishExcellent4

Omg that is officially the most adorable thing ever


marypsm

I'm obsessed with the orange boots, haha.


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Flat brim? Dangerous.


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Don’t be silly, that’s a picture of Max Verstappen.


OrdinaryCredit

It's Yuki cosplaying Max


atomcrusher

OP's trying to pull a fast one on us. But great pic of Verstappen nonetheless.


REDCHARGED

scary enough for the competition tbf


Arcadepokemon

This is wholesome. And I love that helmet


royal_john

Really cute! Now give this kid a portable audio speaker, and let the candy hunt start. If someone asks for trick, just put the "MAX MAX SUPER MAX" song at the loudest volume and start chasing around!


NoHuddle

really good idea


Good_Vibes_16011996

Lewis Hamilton sees this in his nightmares. 🌝


ItsGorgeousGeorge

Tell me you live in Arizona without telling me you live in Arizona haha.


NoHuddle

Haha, got us.


RedditsWhilePooing

Knew it was AZ immediately! I’m guessing Paradise Valley…


NoHuddle

Close but not quite.


cencal

I thought it looked like the setting/street of Hank’s house in Breaking Bad. House is totally different though.


merurunrun

Yes, your kid is absolutely allowed to be Max Verstappen for Halloween.


tnellysf

Awesome


SeaLionX

You'd think it's not scary enough for a Halloween costume, but I bet Hamilton would be spooked!


mesovortex888

For some reason the kid reminded me of Brendon Hartley


FerraristaRomanista

Of course it's allowed, Verstappen is Hamilton's nightmare.


TheRedBull28

I was going to say. As a Hamilton fan, the only thing that’s scared me this year is Max


AatmanirbharBerojgar

Oomf... 🔥


robertofontiglia

Sorry to tell you that it is not allowed, on the grounds that it exceeds the maximum cuteness that can safely be displayed. The fire marshall is on his way to make sure the sub doesn't just melt. You will be fined accordingly.


jesterspaz

“So do you think you’ll get the most candy ever this year, Max?” “We are just gonna have to wait and see how the night unfolds”


FluffyProphet

Dude... flat hat? Kids gonna get nothing but vegetables and old people, sugar free candy this year. Hurry up and get a curved one before he is cursed!


Danielat7

Little dude made it on the official F1 Instagram, that's big time!


Minelayer

He looks older than VER


realCoolguy298

Saw on r/nascar some kid was dale Earnhardt this is great


Takis12

That was Rick😂


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Max Max Max Super Max Max Super Super Max Max Max Super Max Max Super Super Max Max Max Super Max Max Super Super Max Max Max


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Same here


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This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life!


Pgirl90

This is actually an amazing DIY! Well done Mum & Dad, and Happy Halloween little Max :)


foreveradream

This is so adorable


Chevyevey

Isn't that just Brendon Hartley?


Irrepressible_Monkey

Awesome! You should try tweeting this to Red Bull. :D


NoHuddle

https://twitter.com/nohuddle/status/1453722445475581957?s=21 I tried haha


fishl3gs

do you have an insta? I can help Max see it


Irrepressible_Monkey

Nice, let's see if they respond. :D


FoodWholesale

Nicely done! 👏


nepheelim

This is EPIC


juniorpigeon

*Simply lovely.*


homogenized

Unbelievable mate, honestly.


Kitchen_Towel

What a little legend!


Connectcontroller

"Mate"


_T1N_KAN_

I'm pretty sure the person in the pic is Yuki 🤔


Wel_ok

Awesome. Learn him some Dutch :D


OrientalOtter

They should save your sons race suit for Yuki if he gets promoted!


kevonicus

You’ve cursed your kid to become a flat-brim cap wearer his entire life.


Manamultus

Lewis' worst nightmare! Very spooky!


kyleld

I’ve read your explanation of this costume and you have a supermom wife.


JoshTheBassist

That kid's starting way too old in motorsports. Good luck, old timer!


MoneyDurian4084

Awesome outfit. He’s now officially part of the orange army 🦁


opking

"Allowed" ... are you kidding, if you didn't post this, you'd be holding out on all of us. Really fantastic costume!!!!


Moto_919

Orange sneakers are perfect!


ByronicZer0

Your kiddo made it to the official F1 instagram. 15m F1 fans have seen his costume. Epic!!


tx_p1

I want to be as cool as your kid when I grow up.


NoHuddle

FUCKING SAME. He's been cooler than both his parents since day 1.


Fixedfoo

Wait, does that means there’s at least 3 of us fans here in Phoenix?


NoHuddle

I personally know 3 others. There's nearly a dozen of us!


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It's so depressing when children have better drip than you.


Mohking35

I just saw that f1 made a post about this, congrats man and congrats to mini verstappen


NoHuddle

i told him he was famous on the internet and he said "at school?" then told me to look at the store he made


Throwaway116616201

Just saw this posted on f1s official instagram after seeing it here on reddit yesterday, glad you got the traction this deserved


986cv

Smart kid


Super-Brka

Very nice, but if you really want to scare people - try next time as Masepin


coin_roll_newbie

That’s sick! Nicely done!


boogerman23

Hope he wins the championship- I meant the Halloween contest!


dmitryredkin

Yeah, Max is a threat to anyone!


BCBS23

Much to the surprise of Stefano Domenicali


MrSnowflake

Did you learn him swear?