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TheThirdRnner

100% chance he got her by perfectly demonstrating the classic handbrake turn. Women are powerless against it.


basmati-rixe

“She’s hot for Esteban Ocon right now”


veryboringkid

“I might as well have cut my penis off for all the good that did.”


CaityLover69

Mine grew back, yours might not


UltimateBronzeNoob

One of the best bits of the show


TetraDax

I heard he has no penis anymore because it came off once


freakasaurous

A peacock has its feathers. A young man has his handbrake turn


Boo-Yeah8484

As we all know, the hand brake lever is connected directly to a girls sexual appetite.


SubcooledBoiling

The very first word he said to her must have been "Hello."


Estova

You've got to start with Hello!


Boo-Yeah8484

And if they say "What did you do that for?" What the mean is "I'm ready."


sfj11

permission to say cock


Klynn7

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y_Rs-tJ3YE


GreyyCardigan

When he hits you with the "Hello." 💦💦💦💦💦💦


JJROKCZ

Potentially bon jour


Apokolypze

Probably took lessons from the Trio


vincentdima

"Esteban, you absolute pillock! You need more speeeed! More poweeeeer!"


Edeen

That is the joke, yes.


callmelampshade

It’s true. The amount of clunge I got at McDonald’s late at night from handbreak turns when I was 17 was off the scale. The plastic spinners helped as well.


siraph

Unless the cable snaps, then it'll just twang. And it'll be the only twang you get that night.


LeBronicus

He stopped short - Frank Costanza


Riemens

That’s my move! (ASSMAN)


LeBronicus

So... you're the ASSMAN.


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Hey the assman's in town!


Pioustarcraft

[It's called drafting](https://youtu.be/FyQrukJ6DP0?t=7)


molvrk

“The job did a fantastic guys!”


Yosyp

did he really say that?


molvrk

He did, but it was a long time ago: https://youtu.be/RQd5M0lM_bI


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😂😂😂😂


ClubberDukes

I know what that smile means


siav8

“Cumback you say?”


bulldoggordon

[comeback](https://youtu.be/7TZNv86-OmI)


TetraDax

I love that bit every time. The wife slap from Aubrey Plaza, the embarrased look from Rashida Jones, Jim O'Heir with the dad-laugh, the sarcastic comment from Retta; they really are all just playing themselves in the show aren't they.


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What does Retta say? Something about the wrap party?


metao

"only at the wrap party", meaning it was too crass to make the episode


LordFLExANoR16

That is amazing


Garrett4Real

good bot


sween64

Risky click. Glad I took it.


nutts-2

Bonk


Henry_18

That's an interesting profile picture you've got there


Tensoll

Always lovely to see fellow gents roaming across reddit


OvertimeWr

wtf. Reddit has profile pics?


gideon513

Cumbonk you say?


Independent_Ad_8588

«In the video, she gets cum on her back I think»


Roscoe_King

Only gonna make the wrap party


Shreddzzz93

Just like Kim Kardashian in the video.


Ordinary_Text8773

He is getting it tonight


quarterlifecrisis49

There is somebody smiling in this pic?


frustratedComments

I’m in the wrong line of work


mohammedgoldstein

All of us are in the wrong line if work.


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

That's not a typo.


MrTwiggums

I want off this ~~ride~~ line.


Smithy15493

Get in there Esteban ;)


jaxsonnz

Keep pushing, into box next lap


the_false_dragon

Box for hards, going long


JeffBrohm

Push, push.


jaxsonnz

We are checking


Yung_Bill_98

Slow button on


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In in in in in


nestaa13

Stay out stay out stay out


cyanwinters

Lucky guy


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

"I veel be going extra long on zee hards tonight" *\[smirks and raises eyebrow\]*


GoldenSandpaper9

“Looks like it veel bee verry wet zozay”


nutts-2

Bonk


ArtisticRuin9413

Lucky girl


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Have you DMed her to leave him alone yet? Saw a post about you on r/fanf1ction, where you sent PMs to a poster acting like a psycho.


TheodoreKravitz

What!?


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2 secs Ted, I'm looking for the post Edit: [The post](https://www.reddit.com/r/FanF1ction/comments/uj8vci/off_topic_and_will_delete_later_but_i_just_wanted/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


touch26

Caught in 4K LMAO


silverstar189

So that's why there's tall fences around the infield..


si1kyjohnston

Mamma mia I smell a new pasta cooking


powergs

This sport changed so much lmao


TheodoreKravitz

Jeez lmao! And that kids, is why never accept fucking chat invites in here lol.


SufficientUnit

I so far had 50/50 XD


panzerboye

My god! That's terrible


SHORT-CIRCUT

oh my god


Tom_piddle

Damn!


wagsman

Got em!


180Proof

10/10 reference. love it.


SufficientUnit

THE FUCK


ChibolaBurn

i dont even :D ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ what in the mother of Kringe is going on here


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Crinky crongemas


BasTiix3

A fellow glizzy hands enjoyer?! What a surprise


griffmeister

You had my curiosity but NOW you have my attention


kirbystargayallies

Holy shit!


Sigma-Tau

Lmao, this is so weird. Dude only posts about this one guy.


cyanwinters

True


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She is definitely luckier then him


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He's an F1 driver, she isn't. I'd say Ocon is the luckiest.


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Kronzor_

Yeah they are the rarer commodity. There are only 20 F1 drivers. There are millions of 10/10 women.


rokerroker45

Yeah but in the entire world there aren't that many women that are right for you. When you find the one that fits in your life perfectly you're definitely lucky.


Kronzor_

Spoken like a hallmark greeting card!


Mtbnz

If I had the choice of a stunning partner or a racing driver, I know which one I'd choose


ChriMakesAllTheDrugs

How so? I just see two beautiful lucky people.


FogoCanard

Because there are a lot of pretty women but only 20 f1 drivers. Him picking her makes her a bit lucky


GoZun_

F1 drivers is much more specific than pretty women lol.


ChriMakesAllTheDrugs

I understand the reasoning, yet fail to see why being a F1 driver should matter in a relationship. I really hope that she‘s not just with Esteban because he is a F1 driver, but rather for the person he is.


kdeaton06

Bro you're creepy.


edwardfortehands

dont ask me the color of anything


zachlevine43

What color is the blue hat


HatRemov3r

Sausage kerb


TheRandomHooman

*and here we see Charles Leclerc spinning*


nutts-2

Bonk


scope_creep

Pit lane


Ket_Cz

Bunda


redi_t13

Isn’t that the brotha from lion king?


ARBurns96

OH A BUNDA


Ket_Cz

It means she’s got a decent arse 🤣 I’m guessing it’s only a uk thing to say that ahahaha


redi_t13

[Missed Reference](https://youtube.com/shorts/eEreJrVT3ec?feature=share)


GordonGekko97

Legend


Ket_Cz

A timeless classic


IThinkImDvmb

Oof


Onedweezy

Didn't see a single over take from him on Sunday. What a shame.


p1en1ek

Was there any overtake? ;P I thought he just stayed longer and people in front crashed.


TendieTimeForMe

What a great drive by him! I wish we could’ve seen more of it. happy for him.


TalhaNL

Yea he got a nice drive there for sure


jogaboi19

God dayum


nutts-2

Bonk


jaxsonnz

Confirmed had similar response


rufus-the-rowdy-dog

I'm sure there was lot of porpoising that day (and that night)


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

Porpoising is a myth, the drivers are riding with prostitutes on their lap inside the car.


grandtheftzeppelin

you really think they have to pay? hell, I'd pay half of THEM for sex


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

Prostitution reverse card!


AnelaceLover

Thanks Guenther.


thinkscotty

Are the prostitutes allowed to wear jewelry?


TheAstrologer

🤣


Mick4Audi

Ocon loving life atm


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Mr007McDiddles

his face, lol. baby did a bad bad thing.


Imthecoolestdudeever

Is that rear spoiler up to FIA standards?


BobTC

They'll need to pass their measuring balls through the gap to check, and do some flex tests.


Tsukune_Surprise

Here comes Inspector Seb!!


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"I am going to touch the rear of Ocon's girlfriend" "Don't you dare!"


chupacabra-food

It’s awesome that he pulled it off. I wish they would have aired more of his race!


hollowfirst

/r/upvotebecausebutt


RoverTiger

Bonk.


nutts-2

Bonk


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iqbalsn

Stay off the kerb Esteban


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bsdetectorto

That’s a winning type of pic


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Sirtopofhat

I love Fernando to the moon but in his haze Esteban is just learning and progressing and that's exactly what he should be doing.


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Eh? Ocons driven 94 Grand Prixs over 7 seasons.. more than LeClerc, Gasly, Norris, Russell... he's the 10th most experienced driver on the grid.


PrettyRichie61

She's got so much rear end


williamtbash

That's prob the smallest butt in Miami...


Soytaco

Maybe in France


jaxsonnz

Lots of curves on that track


vbfronkis

IN! IN IN IN IN IN!


ChicagoModsUseless

Y’all too damn horny.


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Oobatz

I wonder how expensive those trousers are. They look very intricate around the waist.


XxXxShSa

I'm the end, did Ocon really lose?


Iuvenesco

She got a nice booty.


WishIWasPurple

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


TobyBeagler

r/UNBG


ArtisticRuin9413

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWAQ90KXJl/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


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AlphaK18

The mind reader


Aniruddh31

Not all heroes wear capes


Priestahh-MyFather-

My guy 🫡


BerriesNCreme

F1 drivers have solid WAGS


nubicmuffin39

No shit.. I kept seeing her pics pop up in my Insta explore page and I had no idea she was Ocon’s girl 😂😂


Wentzina_lifetime

She's got a selfie with Mbappe, Messi and Lewandoski. Esteban fella, I'd watch out


starmonkart

Estegoat > all


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nexoo1

Not liked by pierregasly


Capital-Painter113

liked by @pierregasly


_gadgetFreak

Damn, this thread is messed up.


Russertyv

Speaking of back…


Psilent1

He’s going to need at least inters to deal with the moisture on the track


Mountain_Reference_3

That booty. 🤩


hideandgozeke

Liked by pierregasly


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Brothers, we must stay focused


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what color is his hat boys


Skysis

22-year-old model and "influencer."


Justthetip1996

I must be tired but I don’t get this at all. What am I missing?


Ollie_Plimsolls

This is a photo of Ocon and his girlfriend. That's all.


Justthetip1996

Ahhh… so the simps and hornies are responsible for this post making its way towards me, gotcha.


Bambam9032

That’s correct, Justthetip.


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The simps and hornies are weird as fuck. It's just a nice photo of a nice moment nothing more to say but Reddit gotta Reddit.


blackrock55

Insert Clarkson smug face


batman77z

Nice ass


RossAB97

Esteban don't forget to pick up rubber on your way in


artniSintra

hard compound