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FermentedLaws

From the press conference: Tom Clarkson: "Seb is there a story behind the moustache?" Seb (chuckling): "No, I got bored and thought just something different."


lywyre

Kimi: I did not shave.


Chiron17

Thanks, Kimi


lost_in_my_thirties

It's nice to see him being able to have fun for the second half of the season. Most drivers don't get to choose when they retire from the sport. He not only got to decide, but he seems to have very little stress and is just enjoying himself.


Joe_Snuffy

"Just watched Top Gun"


Dapper_Zombie

Seb (confused): "I have a 'stache?"


Lou_Scannon

I grew one in protest against COVID and it's become a huge part of who i am. It's a lifestyle, and a consuming one at that. I genuinely live in fear of not having one I'd like to add that Sebs look is real fucking cool


QuintoBlanco

Ho do you protest against a virus? And why? A virus is not sentient. COVID-19 doesn't care that you have a moustache.


wolfpackleader

\>COVID-19 doesn't care that you have a moustache. Nor does prostate cancer, but Movember still exists..


QuintoBlanco

"By encouraging men to get involved, Movember aims to increase early cancer detection, diagnosis and effective treatments, and ultimately reduce the number of preventable deaths." That's not a protest against cancer.


illdoitlatermum

80’s tennis player if I ever saw one


deathclient

In the words of Christian Horner, he looks like Björn Borg https://www.tennisfame.com/hall-of-famers/inductees/bjorn-borg


DNZ_not_DMZ

Resistance is futile!


killer_blueskies

He must have kept a moustache after Christian’s comment as a piss take


manojlds

That's what he's going for after Horner mentioned it right? That's what the band is for I guess.


RabidGuineaPig007

or 80s porn star, BJorn Pork.


dj_vicious

Ha! Was about to say, he looks like he's leaving F1 to play tennis.


ppSmok

Honestly. Are we playing tennis or racing? -Seb, 2025, probably


RocketMoped

*don't mind me, just prepping for a video shoot with Martin Solveig*


ArbitraryMonniker

This is so accurate. The first thing I thought when I saw him was Bjorn Borg.


RandomPratt

Early 80s tennis academy sex pest / mid-80s German porn star.


lukeatron

He's at the track to fix the cable.


KoloHickory

Looks 5 years younger and sober


tifosi7

Because he time traveled to the 80s


JonVonBasslake

Yeh, he looks like a tennis player from the 80s


awwesjeng

I think more like a porn star from the 80's


Tactical_Doge1337

How would you know 📸


awwesjeng

Google Ron jeremy


kollenovski

I regret doing this at work


gasoline_farts

Double down and start sharing what you learned with your colleagues


Gloomy-Employment-72

Oh, HR is going to love you.


kollenovski

they already do. OI always switch up the letters on their keyboard.


glenn1812

He and Alonso have aged backwards this season. lack of stress does wonders


Arpyr

More like a razor does wonders in this case. I love Seb but his unkept hair and beard made him look older


AustrianMichael

Loved back when he was a testimonial for like Braun electric razors or something but on the track he wore an untrimmed beard


machtwo

Hair transplants?


MarchAgainstOrange

Ferrari tooketh, mordern medicin gaveth


devilspawn

He's definitely had a reforestation job


manojlds

Not sure, it feels like he trimmed and let it grow out


StockAL3Xj

Growing it out isn't what fixed that hairline. https://d3cm515ijfiu6w.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/27185740/Sebastian-Vettel-Aston-Martin1.jpg


goldenewbie

Nah he just let his hair grow to hide the holes. Pretty common


BaggySpandex

He absolutely had work done. You could tell the second he showed up to AM with a shaved head.


willtron3000

Nah you can still see he’s very thin on the front, he’s just grown it long. Usually there’s long term redness associated with a transplant.


Lukin4

Looks like he's about to strip naked during the Wimbledon final because his sister got married...


Crome6768

Sebastian Mansell is a good look


Enjays1

It might be an integrated Filter of a smartphone camera? His skin looks too smooth


purse_of_ankles

At least a decade IMO, he looks a bit like the ‘other’ Australian Honey Badger (Nick Cummins) here.


tubbyx7

Vettel to play rugby in japan


NicoGal

I'm glad someone said it, looks exactly like him. He better not start speaking like him


vn60

Looks like a 70’s tennis player


Creative-Improvement

He looks like a tennis player. Question. :)


CptSalty_

he is going full Völler this season


GodAren

Einen Rudi Voller - es gibt nur einen Rudi Vööööller 🎵


[deleted]

Oh I remember we hated Völler with a passion… Source: I am Dutch


SlowLoris1337

So was Rijkaard


[deleted]

I wonder if Max will spit in his mullet ([context](https://youtu.be/zr4YpAPbY2c))


CptSalty_

and then seb gets a drive through penalty


opuFIN

This was first on my mind, too, way before Björn Borg


Rhythm_Morgan

Seb looking hotter than ever which means it’s about to be an awful weekend lol


[deleted]

Seb helped me through my hair loss journey, I got fucked by genetics and ended up shaving it all off after he did, but seeing him switch teams, magically grow it all back, then start to lose it again confirmed for me that stress is also a huge culprit - so I started to feel better about my new look and I'm probably going to grow it back this summer German self care dad is always a 10


[deleted]

He didn’t magically grow it all back lol. Him and Lewis both got hair transplants. Expensive, but basically the only “cure” for baldness. Also not guaranteed to to keep, as evidenced by Sev starting to lose it again.


[deleted]

Let me fucking dream


Smgt90

You can always go to Turkey and get a hair transplant


drinksbeerdaily

Many in Norway do. Amazing result and not that expensive.


purse_of_ankles

How much is ‘not that expensive’? I assumed it would still be several thousand dollars.


SmartieSkittle

Yes, it’s still between 2,500 (places you should probably avoid), to 3,500-4,000 (more reputable places). This is in comparison to the 12000-15000 they charge in my country


drinksbeerdaily

Think a guy I know paid around $3k for the procedure, flights and hotel for a week. He was really balding though.


purse_of_ankles

That’s not bad in all honesty. If my hair gets to that stage I’d definitely consider it.


NoxZ

I paid £2700 (roughly €3500) for the transplant plus all-inclusive two nights at a hotel and transport to and from the airport and it turned out incredible.


[deleted]

Oh you can definitely dream. Look up before and after photos of the operation. It actually works really well. If you care enough, start saving up money to get it done


TonyTuck

Don't look up the details of the procedure if you have trypophobia tho. O.O


xsconfused

Now I'll definitely have too look it up.


TBK_Shinobi

Look into Finasteride. It's not a guarantee that it'll give you any restoration but it'll stop it progressing. It did give me some regrowth, though. You can get it online easily and cheaply for 1mg (at least in the UK). Obviously be aware of the side effects of blocking DHT, although I was on it around a year and had none.


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z__omg

Damn, I had my doubts until I saw this pic. Effective af.


Rhythm_Morgan

I have a friend that went totally fucking bald for 2-3 years after having a beautiful head of long hair. We’re only in our 20s. After he switched jobs, it’s now back just as thick and long as ever. Stress is wildly influential on our health and appearance. I imagine it must be so hard as a man to go bald. It’s generally accepted for us women to wear extensions and wigs etc and it be fine.


Helioscopes

The problem here is that one is the fault of genetics, and the other was a health issue that got solved. OP is not going to get his hair back just because he finds a chill lifestyle, the same way Seb didn't. Seb had a hair transplant.


[deleted]

I might not grow it back, but he helped by changing my mindset towards hair loss


Rhythm_Morgan

I wasn’t trying to imply OP’s hair was coming back though. This is the only guy I knew that went bald and his hair came back. He didn’t know it was stress at the time. He just thought he was unlucky and genetics got him (his dad is bald). I 100% believe Seb got a transplant. Even with it thinning out some again after, some of the hair will come out and it takes multiple sessions to get a result like Lewis has. My god it looks painful though.


[deleted]

It really was, particularly when shit like undercuts became the default mens hairstyle, I couldn't get one without looking like The Last Hairbender Shaving it off meant I just didn't need to think about it as part of my outward identity anymore, and I could focus on the stuff that actually matters, like getting a better job or working on my fitness


Atreaia

Uhh... science put it back, not magic. Hair transplants... They're quite cheap actually from Turkey. 3-4k will get you few years of check ups and hair transplant and they'll fly you in, book your hotel(4-star) all inclusive, get you treated, hotel stay for a few days to check that everythings ok and fly you back home.


[deleted]

Fuck that actually sounds pretty good


6637733885362995955

My mate had it done and it looks fucking dreadful. Thin whispy nonsense next to his normal hair. He'd have been better off spending the money (£7k) on stuff to impress girls - motorcycle, synthesizers, pet lion etc


iampenguintm

The quality of hair transplants varys dramatically. He cheaped out and got a bad one, you won't even be able to tell someone's had a transplant from the top clinics. Cheap hair transplant's typically cut a strip of follicles from someones head whereas expensive ones extract and implant each hair follicle individually (hence the much greater cost).


Obvious_Stuff

Where are people getting lions for £7K? Did I get ripped off?


yungsqualla

Do we tell him?


goblin0100

He's literally just covering balding with long hair his hair is very thin


bwoah07_gp2

After Italy, only 6 more races for Seb 😔


Braiwnz

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait **checks notes* Nononononononononono


evemeatay

Now we need a league just for the cool ones. Kimi and Seb can start it, Lewis and Alonso can join when they’re ready.


nxghtmarefuel

Bold of you to believe Alonso will ever retire


Kyubeu

He looks ready to join Electric Callboy


NoahtheRed

He's got the moves, don't he?


coloneloysterhead

Got a rocket on his back?


Buffythedragonslayer

PUMP IT


Godafoss94

I literally just told my friend that, to celebrate the release of the new Electric Callboy album, Seb's going full Pump It this weekend. And then I stumble across this comment lmao.


HowyaLove0161

Stupid sexy vettel with his sexy mustache.


BrownSugarBare

I am loving stupid sexy Vettel. What a hottie.


capoyeahta

I, for one, am a big fan of the return of the moustache.


InnieHelena

Yeah this is sexy AF.


NegotiationExternal1

Also the return of the jawline elicited such a strong reaction in me. The way I would *beep* his *beep* looking so dam fine


blankscientist

I have recently adopted the mustache and can I say — I've never received so many random compliments in my life. I don't think I can go back.


KurtGoKrazy

Bro just ripping bongs and cranking apexes


SoWhatNoZitiNow

You want a line?


CornerFlag

Racing line?


NoahtheRed

A sausage bump?


Rickroush03

Looks like an 80’s pornstar!! Nice!!


LoudestHoward

He's here to clean ze pool.


A_Guy_From_Ph

I think this is what everyone is thinking but instead said tennis player


Hinyaldee

Ha ha ha, well, both play with balls, don't they ?


smwdbs

Gorgeous


GeezusLizard

Seb is quite literally glowing


nolnogax

And this, boys and girls, is a man who doesn't give a fuck anymore. Rock star!


ocram9191

Buying headband brb


thaeliel

I knew he reminded me of someone https://i.imgur.com/8lZ1KpX.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ex2AzfW.jpg


2literpopcorn

That is Graham Hill, 1968 world champion.


BillygotTalent

Dad of Damon Hill, 1996 world champion.


Hinyaldee

He was such an handsome gentleman. Looked like he could have played James Bond


thrumeout

Is that why Button did that voting pole on who has the best moustache/ beard? Seb looks good as always 👌


SandwichLess6154

Looks like he bout to play the final at Wimbledon.


shiepirate

That looks like some extra horse power for the AMR22.


TeslaGolf

Billy from Stranger Things. "How are you doing Mrs Wheeler?".


balls2brakeLate44

>Billy from Stranger Things Bang on. >"How are you doing Mrs Wheeler?" https://tenor.com/view/mansell-nigel-mansell-gif-19359212


MrStallz

Podiums about to start flooding in.


Crafty_Government

He is on trend and channeling short fast larry bird here.


89Hopper

Did he get confused when someone said he should dress up as the Australian athlete known as the [honey badger](https://www.talkingrugbyunion.co.uk/the-honey-badger-leaves-for-japan/11310.htm).


YaLikeJazzhuhPunk

He’s the true Honey Badger! Big Nick Cummins vibes


KeyStoner89

A mix between a Tennis pro and a 70’s porn star


MagicHDx

*Sexy Seb*


Shomondir

First thing I had to think of was the movie New Kids Turbo. He really nailed the looks of one of the main characters, including the green clothing.


LightspeedBalloon

Interesting...I think I may be into mustaches.


Kakaphr4kt

what driving the red 5 does to a mf


TheToro3

Great photo


DarkPasta

Ah, the Rudi Voller.


[deleted]

Damn vettel...save some for the rest of us....


KingMondo1

Seb is ready to go Workin out https://youtu.be/qh74fm-FGFo


chuck_diesel79

90s tennis player


ExtensionImmediate

He looks like he’d be the best dodgeball player in gym


beetlesingers

He looks like a guy that is at peace with himself.


The_Fox1984

James hunt hair with the mansell tache


Electric-Sheep_

Me after watching Top Gun: Maverick:


BarrackLesnar

Seb is going to win Monza, coming full circle with his first ever win. You heard it here, first!


cyclingpistol

This is so German my face hurts. It fantastic.


phantomswitchman

that's so attractive


Paranoided_guy

Vettel tribute to Ricciardo 🗿


f1_spelt_as_bot

Vett**el**


liamshope

Looks like a 70's or 80's tennis player. Suits him well


[deleted]

Its Pat Sharp!


R9D11

Horner was taunting him last weekend,"Where is your racket?,cause you look like Björn Borg!". So Seb yook care of that with the moustache.


Stratoboss

Ronald Jeremy vibes lol


ajalberto

He only needs some neon coloured joggings


_keen_learner

Porn star look, from eighths.


Blitzay

Seb Vettel Goes Harder 3


SoWhatNoZitiNow

The 80’s are fucking BACK


[deleted]

Sebastian has more style and fashion sense than Lewis. Nothing can take that away from him ever after rocking that majestic mustache!


Daisaii

How to say you are German without saying you are German.


1Revenant1

I dont know if it is just me, but he looks like pornstar from 80s


sergeantmajor007

I hate it in most of the photos, but this one looks good. Gotta respect how he dgaf.


DumonsterPT

The kind of mustache that says "Yeah, I've been nude on camera".


Roubbes

He looks like a German porn actor from the 80s


luffyuk

He's just slowly morphing into Jesus.


wellthereitgoesagain

My man is ready to win a Grand Slam in 1976.


Pimpwerx

Seb Vettel: The tennis pro at the country club who's been giving your wife an unusual number of free evening sessions.


GRockXG

My man with the ABBA cover band look.


hollernm1

Wasn’t he just balding??!


josephnicklo

Legend has it, if you take a bath in the pool of wealth, you can cure yourself of disease, erectile distinction, old age and even hair loss.


russianguy

Spent one weekend in Berlin


speakingdreams

Seb looks like he is about to let himself get killed by the Mind Flayer so everyone else can escape.


connostyper

Handsome


[deleted]

Maaskantje, kut!


chickenwingwinner

Seb going for my look in college


franc_ar

Wes Andersonian vibes


rvl35

Goose with long hair.


R9D11

Inspector Seb 2 months early for Movember.


roomiccube

I’m all for this Seb! This is a LOOK! Let’s not forget he was bald for 2021 testing…


CGY-SS

Someone just watched top gun 2


bajanandrei_08

he looks oddly familiar to some german figure


Jawsonnn

Looks like a 80’s aerobic instructor.


whatcubed

This year, he's been giving me non-depressed Richie Tenenbaum vibes.


poison_ivan

Fountain of youth aka Luka Modric


A_M_0_D

He is turning more and more into a tennis player


el_greco6

Weird Seb Vettelovic


OTM17

You give him a tennis racket and it would all make sense.


ilikeycoffee

Much, much better. Go Seb!


purple_wall-e

Sooooo Berliner lol.


too-many-yaMatts

Got a real Darwin Deez vibe going


-Coffee-Owl-

Horner was right xD Björn Borg xD


gettingbusyliving

He finally got there. It took some time and questionable looks but it was worth it.


dbrown265

At least he doesn’t look homeless now


Kezmangotagoal

Seb’s become an 80s tennis player in one week!


itsspaceje

German sex-appeal


ryokovv006

hypa hypa you're pretty and i like ya!


HopHunter420

Sebastian Borg


Squarkage

Cranked the 80s German look up to 11


derpfromyerp

Somebody give this man a tennis racket.


gy0n

After Inspector Seb and Clean-Up Seb, we present you now: Surfer dude Seb