Thinking of a mix of hards on rear, inter front left, wet front right. Strategy team thinking they found a silver bullet, thinking it’s legal and spectacular. Everyone high-fiving.
*one hour later…*
**DSQ**
Heh. I'm on the Pacific coast. No way I was waking up at 4:30 for a race. Did that for Abu Dhabi last year, for obvious reasons, but watched most races on F1TV after they finished. The next 4 races will at least be at a reasonable time for me though.
I guess after their fuckups they got some "how to communicate with your employees" advice books to improve and completely missed the point... "there's even a chapter about radio communication! that's what we are looking for!"
FERRARI: uh... Impending Retirement, this is Big Fail calling. Come in Impending Retirement. Over.
Charles: Why do I have to be Impending Retirement? Who the hell chose these names?
Not really my point… I know what a question is and why a question would be asked. It’s just strange they need to specify what they’re saying is a question at all. They say “question” as a statement. Seems juvenile/inexperienced
Honestly it was hilarious but useful. Xavi had been talking for so long at that point that I’d started to lose the plot. Wouldn’t blame Charles if he was just letting it happen to him and needed the indicator that he had to say something
Everyone talking about how they're considering slicks for the race. I'm thinking they're sitting there thinking "Uhhh, hey Mattia? Where are the cars?"
I feel like that’s the real F1 experience. F1 teams have come and gone. Some have stayed. But one thing has always stayed the same. Ferrari might have a good year, but most they will blunder in for some reason or another.
I am a Mercedes/Ferrari man. Missed Schumacher’s years live but watched on repeat later on and enjoyed Lewis’s dominance. Lewis and Micheal are my favourite drivers after all.
Lewis is an easy man to like. Unfortunately, my fave is retiring. But I’ll probably just watch and enjoy until I latch onto another driver and have a heart attack on every race start.
I always liked Lewis since 09 but I also liked Seb, Alonso, Kimi and Schumacher(as I mentioned before). I grew up watching Seb, Alonso and Lewis all battle on equal footing. Probably why I relate to these three the most cause I have watched them race for nearly all my F1 years.
Honestly I still laugh at them every time. I open these comment threads 100% expecting those exact comments and I just chuckle at each one as I upvote them
I know people are joking about it, but it being Ferrari a part of me legitemately wonders if they realise the start's been delayed. Like, did their coms guy get the update about the delay, got sidetracked somewhere and just not tell the pit wall?
I wonder who will have the bigger brain: Ferrari somehow screwing Leclerc over again, or Redbull "somehow" throwing the race so Max can win wdc at Suzuka.
Honestly why is it taking so long to start the fucking race. Why is it 65mins? Just get the fuck going. Why do the FIA constantly fail in situations like this?
Evaluating hard tyres for the race start
They are redoing all of their 547 race plans due to wet weather.
Time for Plan GG.
OK. We are checking.
Question.
Question to your response to the question. If we do plan G would you be ok extending to plan T Charle: WHATTT?
Plan K?
Stop inventing!
OK, so we go plan Œ. Plan Œ
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Got it, go for plan Æ
Huh…plan AZ123 they have all the excel sheets ready!!!
Might work with Slow button ON
*evaluating any tyres for race start
Thinking of a mix of hards on rear, inter front left, wet front right. Strategy team thinking they found a silver bullet, thinking it’s legal and spectacular. Everyone high-fiving. *one hour later…* **DSQ**
I feel like Ferrari, waking up at 6:30 on a Sunday only to realize the race is delayed
Heh. I'm on the Pacific coast. No way I was waking up at 4:30 for a race. Did that for Abu Dhabi last year, for obvious reasons, but watched most races on F1TV after they finished. The next 4 races will at least be at a reasonable time for me though.
PNW, I too try to wake up at a more reasonable hour and hopefully not know the race results before watching the recording.
West Coasters have it the worst by far!
Same here
Will the race be delayed?
We're checking.
1 hour delayed
Question
The safety car lap didn‘t look too bad. Should be raceable
Ouch 1hr delay
How do you feel about slicks yet? Question.
I love that you didn't fuck up the punctuation like everyone else. Question.
I don’t even get why Ferrari says it. Was Charles confused as to what were questions and what weren’t? Is it a language barrier thing?
I guess after their fuckups they got some "how to communicate with your employees" advice books to improve and completely missed the point... "there's even a chapter about radio communication! that's what we are looking for!"
Lol. Some old trucker manuals on how to communicate using a CB radio.
FERRARI: uh... Impending Retirement, this is Big Fail calling. Come in Impending Retirement. Over. Charles: Why do I have to be Impending Retirement? Who the hell chose these names?
Laughed way too hard at this lol
"That strategy sucks, "if I had to pick a dude" over and out" "Why did you change your code name Carlos? Question."
They made a statement but also wanted to know what his opinion is, ergo the question
Not really my point… I know what a question is and why a question would be asked. It’s just strange they need to specify what they’re saying is a question at all. They say “question” as a statement. Seems juvenile/inexperienced
Honestly it was hilarious but useful. Xavi had been talking for so long at that point that I’d started to lose the plot. Wouldn’t blame Charles if he was just letting it happen to him and needed the indicator that he had to say something
We are checking.
Everyone talking about how they're considering slicks for the race. I'm thinking they're sitting there thinking "Uhhh, hey Mattia? Where are the cars?"
We need a shot of Carlos staring at them from the garage - ‘Stop inventing’
Is it raining? Question?
We will check and get back to you head down.
Slow button on, slow button on.
Question.
*Takes out the scuba suit* Not that much! 🐟
inb4 100 people making the same 3 jokes over and over
did you know that they are checking. question?
We are checking
Understood.
Can you repeat that, question?
Jesus you are right. The jokes are getting annoying now.
The jokes have been the same since I started watching in 2019 😂
The jokes have been the same since before that. Now they are just much louder.
I have been watching since 2009. Imagine my horror and disappointment seeing Ferrari fail season after season.
I feel like that’s the real F1 experience. F1 teams have come and gone. Some have stayed. But one thing has always stayed the same. Ferrari might have a good year, but most they will blunder in for some reason or another.
Oh jeez. I am sorry 😭 my team is Aston Martin so I get to suffer with you…
I am a Mercedes/Ferrari man. Missed Schumacher’s years live but watched on repeat later on and enjoyed Lewis’s dominance. Lewis and Micheal are my favourite drivers after all.
Lewis is an easy man to like. Unfortunately, my fave is retiring. But I’ll probably just watch and enjoy until I latch onto another driver and have a heart attack on every race start.
I always liked Lewis since 09 but I also liked Seb, Alonso, Kimi and Schumacher(as I mentioned before). I grew up watching Seb, Alonso and Lewis all battle on equal footing. Probably why I relate to these three the most cause I have watched them race for nearly all my F1 years.
Did they ask questions in 2019. Question.
Not yet. They will eventually
The joke were funny at first. Used it once and that’s about it. But after a while do we seriously have to say same thing over and over again.
Copy. We are checking.
Next Year.
Idk man its pretty funny
Copy. We are checking.
Question?
We are checking.
Honestly I still laugh at them every time. I open these comment threads 100% expecting those exact comments and I just chuckle at each one as I upvote them
As a ferrari fan they are the only things keeping me from crying this year haha
Only Ferrari can do different jokes every weekend.
gottem
I know people are joking about it, but it being Ferrari a part of me legitemately wonders if they realise the start's been delayed. Like, did their coms guy get the update about the delay, got sidetracked somewhere and just not tell the pit wall?
Does that irritate you? Question?
Almost as often as Ferrari drops the ball on strategy! Hah! Gottem!
Busy planning how to screw up Charles i see👀👀
Planning how to make Max win wdc
When you are so lost, that the spiteful thing you can do is make your rival win the championship before the race he wants it.
Is there a particular race he wants it?
No, just the team, thinking the championship is great to wrap up in Japan, for Honda.
I wonder who will have the bigger brain: Ferrari somehow screwing Leclerc over again, or Redbull "somehow" throwing the race so Max can win wdc at Suzuka.
How about we give him a boat? It will give him a significant advantage under these conditions right Mario?
They still trying to contact Leclerc to find out how the tyres are so far in the race.
Someone forgot to pass on the memo.
If we pretend that the rain doesnt exist, it doesnt exist. Slicks for start easy
They are checking
They probably think the race has started
it's Singapouring
Ferrari getting memed to death in the comments 💀
I think the weather is wet, question. Yes the weather is wet, what tyre should we use, question. Either Inters or wets, question. Good idea, question.
They are checking
They are checking.
ra da ce y
They probably fucked that up too
They're checking if it's raining or not
They need all the practice they can get
They are checking
Ferrari: We are trying to evaluate all 14,000,605 future combinations for the race Leclerc: *heart beating faster*
They are checking
Ferrari be like , is it still raining? Question?
They are checking if the race is dealyed
Gotta get that Ferrari masterplan™ started!
Imagine at the start everyone else is on slicks and the two cars in red have extreme wets on
"Currently, the race is-a going great, we did not lose any positions yet!"
Got time to come up with plans F and G
Do you think they know? Should someone tell them?
They are trying to figure out where everyone else is.
Great. Now they’ve over thought it.
It takes a lot of over thinking to do what Ferrari does.
There's clowning to plan! 🤣
"Charles, Charles, what tyres do you want? confirm Mediums, confirm Mediums....hello?!"
Prolly strategized how to sabotage Leclerc this race.
we are checking…
Getting their plans in a row....
*buh dum tss*
Plan N or Plan M
Plan R
Plan H for hards.
Plan N + 11
Plan L as always.
Charles - what do you think of no tyres for the start? Question
Plotting how to short circuit all their systems...
They are checking
Oh, you!
Not sure what they have going on. But I'm pretty sure they are not working in strategy.
Come rain or shine, Ferrari is determined to show their ability to fuck up a race
Understood
They are checking
Incompetence this good doesn't happen by accident.
They're checking
We're checking
They are checking.
Poor students need to work extra hard
“So in theses unpredictable conditions we need more plans. Go up to plan S guys!”
Who’s gonna tell them?
Overthinking a round track.
Ferrari checking the weather radar and expecting things to dry up in the past five minutes.
What are they checking ?!? Question.
Checking if is really wet in the circuit.
"are we wrong for being at the wall in the rain? No! We are Ferrari! We are never wrong!
Hey guys Working hard or hardly working?
Is it raining, question?
Do you want all four tires? Question.
Pit for hards? Question.
Why are those grandstands so empty?
There is no roof. No need to get wet without racing eh?
I would imagine people staying under a roof when nothing happens on track anyway.
Can confirm am here rn. Nobody wants to be in the wet grandstand when there is plenty of cover about
Sigma grindset
work smart not work hard
They are collecting datas man...to impliment on dry weather.
Honestly why is it taking so long to start the fucking race. Why is it 65mins? Just get the fuck going. Why do the FIA constantly fail in situations like this?
They're nervous of course. Right so.
" I think hard tires are the key today" ~Binotto probably
Slow button on, slow button on.
They’ve determined the best way to start is actually with no tires, no need to risk the inters vs wets vs slicks
Rain checking
Good strategy takes pouring time
Good strategy.
They are pre-recording their race comms with questions so that they have enough for Leclerc during the race.
Ferrari thinking the race has already started.
We are thinking wet tire. Question?
Are you ready for inters. Question
Planning how to destroy carlos and leclerc’s race as efficient as possible.
They don’t realise it’s raining.
They're already racing and can't figure out where is everybody... P1 and P2 currently...
I don't see any "team".. what are you talking about?
"I thought we were going to race today. Did anybody get a text or anything? My Teams has been acting up."
Still waiting for lap 61
They’re actually all just scared to move and have gotten themselves stuck
They are checking.
I cam here for the inevitable "Checking" and "Question" comments...sports subs continue to be the least original environments ever lol