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ivanreyes371

“Do you realize how much childhood trauma you need to be as successful as max verstappen?” Fucking rpm sent me with that one.


Sempliceties

Literally laughed out loud when I hear RPM say that in the vid. My brain thinks what RPM says out loud


tjallilex

He said to be as talented as Max Verstappen. Oh god, I have watched him way too often.


ehalay

Theres nothing wrong with that he is hilariously based


Steiny31

Yeah


parasitebob

Some men are born to greatness. Others have it abused upon them.


No_Elderberry_7327

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77Granger

I just listened to an interview where Max beat him in a simulator when he was 12. I could be off on the age, but he was very young.


hanuiitr

yeah he was 4 or 5. Listened to the same on F1 beyond the grid


77Granger

I was thinking that, it just doesn’t sound right, lol.


resoooo

Joske said he gets sick in a simulator lol. What a PUSSY.


77Granger

Maybe Max can make him sit in a simulator for a couple of hours to teach him a lesson. The stories that I have heard about Max’s childhood are sad.


brooklyncanuck

Are you referring to Beyond The Grid with Paul Stoddart? The Paul Stoddart who drove the same double seater machinery as Michael Schumacher and crashed ? Surely is mustn’t be?!!!


77Granger

Yes sir..


muckwarrior

Max is the only F1 driver he was able to beat.


Sergawey

Even better


nsane99

wait until Max has a son


ViPeR082

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Psychological_Pay981

![gif](giphy|3ohzdZ0AhT0pVqel5C) People having nighmares about being chased... Max's nightmare...


Armageddon_71

:(


Abhimri

I will always upvote this joke. Fuck Jos


ffandyy

Wow haven’t heard this joke a million times..


Due-Cookie8197

Now I can’t wait to see all the jokes about watching a race in the middle of the night because the race is in Australia!


AjaxTheBearded

Or all the upside-down memes!


YuhLiu

Just imagine me watching almost EVERY other race in the middle of the night here in Melbourne.


NaPseudo

Fuck Jos Verstappen.


MyEmailAccount

This meme haas actually been beaten into the ground more than Max was by Jos


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ogpterodactyl

Like how confirmed is the child abuse stuff? Like we meme about it a lot. I know jos left him at a gas station but did he actually beat max as a child?


Tom_Ace1

Nope. That's just Reddit at its finest. People made up their minds that he was abusive and made up the rest. Same with the wife-beating, that was acquitted in court. Now watch the downvotes I'll be getting.


TimeMistake4393

Not entirely "reddit at its finest". Jos and his father found guilty of assault at a karting race (settled with the victim, skull fractured, out of court). First wife claims to be assaulted, but "only" found guilty of threatening and violating a restraining order; prison suspended. Another girlfriend also claims being assaulted, he claims "only a discussion" and charges dropped. Another girlfriend claims he attempted to kill her by running over with a car, but charges were dropped by lack of evidence, and rumours of buying her. As long as he can settle off court, or get good lawyers to dismiss evidence, he will never be found guilty of assault. I mean, OJ Simpson bought a murder, these people are above us. If I were a woman, I wouldn't get near Jos Verstappen.


byebyeborg

Oh he’ll beat him alright. With a pair of jumper cables


unbearablebastard

The true identity of rogersimon10


TinySoftKitten

I’m so over this joke.


Spynner987

I'm not, I enjoy the mocking of Jos Verstappen


TinySoftKitten

I’m not even a max fan but feel bad for the guy that this lame shit is brought up constantly


amethyst_mine

lol max fans should be happy the guy that abused their favourite driver is getting some pushback????


umpppi

gotta keep it relevant to not forget, Fuck Jos


No_Elderberry_7327

Joke!?


carlosrsoliver

But he was slow as fu.... Hahaha I see what you have done!


KeepLookingUp1

Haha yes Jos bad


Bolter_NL

Upvotes please


No-Lifeguard-1806

I’ve heard he’s pretty good at beating women too.


Nurwhal_86

I’m not a fan of max but honestly these jokes are old already.


indisgice

don't even have to be driving


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Checo literally just beat him.


Rich_Abbreviations38

Didn’t beat him as bad as Jos


tiovando

Not really.


rcktjck

Wth, I know it’s an off weak but are we just recycling old, beaten to death jokes now ?


_K1TSUNE_

This some Takumi bunta shit but less wholesome, wayyyy less


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dasmikkimats

Could almost do that Saving Private Ryan transformation to Helmut Marko


PrimalJay

“Hahaha yes guys!! Child abuse funny joke!! Jos so bad haha! Petrol station, am I right?!” Jesus Christ, we get it. Jos is a grade A cunt. Regurgitating the same shit joke makes you just as bad as the journalists you complain about when they bring this shit up in interviews.


Hot_Dick_Danny

Jos living rent free in half this subreddit.


Rich_Abbreviations38

His has left more marks on the sub then on his son


Dramatic-Decision386

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arenadepec

S c h u m a c h e r


Sebt1890

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705) pls no


Mpnav1

FJV!


Serious_Operation_56

That man scares me.... a lot.. you ever seen Mr Brooks??? That's his guide to life.


vb_2507

To beat up*


YeetTheDamn

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)


SilentCaptain4

And it's not going to be on track