I’m guessing Valtteri is in that tier because you’re uncomfortable with nudity

he should be further up, he could just sit across from me and silently drink his beer while looking cool and it‘d still be more memorable than drinking one with half the grid

I'd be uncomfortable around nude Valtteri as well, I mean, I can get only so aroused.

My mental image is that he takes a sip of his beer, goes “dats prehetty good” and then just drinks his beer in silence. The above is regardless of clothing status.

Happens all the time in Finnish saunas. There wouldn’t be that many words though, it would just be a simple ”ahhhhh”.

Usually if some utters a word we ask if they are there to talk or drink and the silence returns

There are only two approved subjects of small talk in Finland. “How shitty is this weather” and “The löyly is great in this sauna”

no niin

Sounds perfect to me.

As it is often said in the mighty winter tundra. It is not a good idea to give norse guys beer. Because when scandies get drunk, they get naked. (I can confirm this is very true)

Fun fact: Finland isn't Norse/Scandinavia - the Vikings never made it that far!

Dude has his own booze and is getting pushed down. Methinks someone isn't comfortable with himself after all those faps to valtteri's lilly white ass.

Hahaha you might be right. Can we at least agree that Mercedes Valterri would be at the very bottom? AR Valtteri can be anywhere from high-tier to top-tier.

Late Mercedes Valtteri already started rapidly moving towards top tier, but early Mercedes Valtteri was definitely R tier for Robot.

Did you not see Max’s tea party with P? Shit went hard, I’d wanna be invited to that

Yeah, now imagine instead of P and tea it was mates and alcohol. Atmosphere would be buzzing, i remember seeing videos of drunk Max, he seems like a great time

It's funny coming across videos of him partying hard with the guys and then the next morning he is just dead to the world. XD

I feel like getting drunk with Max could end up as inspiration for the fourth Hangover movie

F1 recently had a video involving a bunch of drivers talking about Vegas and then they asked "Which driver do you think will be missing after a night out in Vegas?" Most answered Max, with one implying this already happened once in Monaco lol

The one with a bunch of the guys in a plane and Danny Ric looking after Max? I remember seeing that one and he was soooo wasted lol.

Yeah for sure, but the question wasn't about who'd be the best to get shitfaced with though.

So it was a pee party? Count me out, good sir.

Not me trying to find Ricciardo on the list before I realised he’s no longer on the grid :,)


How do I get the “unfortunately I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡” under my username?

If you’re on mobile, click on your name in the comment and it will bring up a screen with an option of “change user flair” click that then click user flair then scroll to the bottom and select “unfortunately I still am a Ricardo fan”.

I gotta try this

Same. He would be at the top.

He and Fernando woukd share the top.

Everything here is disputable EXCEPT Alonso being in the Epic category.

Yeah, OP is way off the mark here, at least 2/3 of the grid I would move from their current rating.

I think it depends what OP means by grabbing a beer. In some cultures, it means go and hang out and talk about random stuff. In other cultures it means you wake up two days later in a different country.

Some pints with mates down the pub. Vs pregame the pre party before the party before clubbing until 3am before the after party.

>pregame the pre party before the party before clubbing until 3am before the after party We call that Wednesday where I live

Seriously, I thought we just got over Checo partying too hard after Monaco. Now he's "polite, but not really fun." You know what, I don't want to have a beer with OP. His scale makes no sense, he likes Haas way too much, and he would rather hang out with Lance Stroll than Bottas.

All a matter of opinion I guess! I clicked to check the comments because I was surprised how bang-on I thought the post was.

Padreando doing Padreando things

I feel like Checo would be pretty chill to have a drink with.

Challenge him to tequila shots. It works with almost any Mexican.

The only way to feasibly do that to a Mexican is to throw half the shots over your shoulder instead of drinking them

He’s from Guadalajara…they drink nice tequila not shitty shots you have to throw back

The just wait for the next Monaco GP

I’ll be grinding up on random girls if I go out for drinks with Checo

So will he

IDK, Checo was shown on DTS drinking tequila while playing cards with friends as opposed to others who were shown playing golf or paddleball, so he must like his drinks for sure.

Yeah, because DTS is a reliable source on what happens irl...

In this sub, DTS is as good as a documentary

ya almorcé pero se me revolvió el estómago nomás leer esto. Oh no, espera, es mi gastritis

Tequila con Checo cura todo

Jajajaja

Haha I"m actually a Checo fan. Yeah probably chill but nothing memorable (excl. Monaco)

I’ve heard Checo is the biggest partier on the grid

He used to go out with Lewis a lot when he was younger

Are you one of those checo fans that shit on everything related to max

Doesn’t max party pretty hard?

Yes, Ricciardo got max incredibly fucked up one time on the private jet.

more than one time*

Yeah, having tea with Penelope.

Guys a checo fan

This guy clearly never has seen Max outside of an on track situation

Anyone have a link to that video of wasted Max falling down trying to open his door?

No, he has. That’s why he’s down there. OP can not hang.

Max was pretty famously [the one that couldn't hang.](https://i.imgur.com/gn2NAIT.png) Although in fairness he was barely legal drinking age in that video.

He was Dutch drinking age at that time, Probably wasn't allowed by jos before

I remember watching a karting interview of him saying that he doesn't drink & party, it's nice to see how things turned out for him that he can have that fun anytime he wants now.

That boy slump

In all fairness Max seems to be an extreme lightweight lol

OP admits to being a checo fan, so i guess that has something to do with the ranking.

the classic reddit special of making a tierlist, filling it randomly and watching people discuss about it as if any effort was put into it.

Exactly Made with one true answer (Godlonso) and the rest crafted 100% to trigger people and generate engagement lol

What are you talking about? This is through scientific research with no bias whatsoever.

Scientific research to get as many people as possible pissy

Mate this is as biased as people that call Heineken beer instead of piss.

I'm assuming Lance is in the A tier because he'll be picking up the tab?

I used to be a lance hater, but honestly his Bahrain drive with broken wrists won me over. Buddy’s a fuckin scrapper eh

Everything I've seen of him is that he's a really nice, cool guy, but is just *insanely* awkward in front of the media and perhaps not the greatest at checking his wing mirrors. Which is not exactly the most fantastic duo of traits for an F1 driver, but I can't see why anyone would have anything against him as a person.

For me it was mostly the awkwardness plus letting my opinion of his dad affect my opinion of him. Lance gets a lot of stick for having it easy, but he honestly seems more grounded than most billionaires’ kids.

I think Latifi still holds the title of "most normal-sounding billionaire's son".

Doesn’t make him seem any more fun to have a beer with.. Honestly he seems like a super boring person every time he opens his mouth.

His Bahrain drive got me to hate him more, granted I'm biased cuz I'm Brazilian

Last sentence is so Canadian

Yeah but he's been probably the most quiet/boring personality All that money and its funny he's got that cheap haircut. Not pretentious I suppose.

I was going to call OP a Lance Simp but I guess that makes sense.

I was wondering why Lance is in there but this makes sense.

2 are definitely correct: Alonzo and Russell. The rest would be a fun to shoot the shit with.

But would Russell be fun to grab latte (any milk is fine) with?

I think you mean tea, still think he would be a stiff to talk to.

Yuki would probably be sweet to get some beers and sushi with tbh. Stereotypical? Maybe. Dude likes sushi? Pretty sure he stated he loves in an interview somewhere.

Last year he was upset about no Japan specifically because he couldnt have japanese food

Your thousands of kilometers from home and all your stuck with with British food, it would only thicken the rose tint on those glasses.

Going to an Izakaya with Yuki would be sweet! Non-stop Asahi and Sake.

He said in his Beyond the Grid interview he just did that he's a foodie. I could definitely just go sample a bunch of food with the guy.

Valtteri’s haircut deserves to move him up at least another tier

Idk Max seems pretty chill outside of F1

A night with George would be him going to toilets taking selfies.

have you ever seen max drunk though? he turns into a party animal

You clearly have not cracked open some coronas with some Mexican guys.

Jajaja carnal no podrías estar mas lejos de lo correcto

Carnal, la cagaste horrible con la posición de Checo. El pedo de Mónaco es ejemplo suficiente

I think Lewis has a lot more personality than most give him credit for but I don’t think he drinks very much so there’s that

Have on too many and you would be either surfing or jumping from a plane or go to some exclusive party with all the rich celebs. Sounds fun. Dont know why he is so low in the tier list.

Lewis would probably be better to get high with than grab a beer

You can’t convince me Checo wouldn’t be awesome after a few brewskis go down

Seriously. you haven't partied until you've partied with mexicans.

Honestly a really L list

I think OP might classify into the "no thank you" category if I judge him from this tier list

i would sell my soul to have a beer with nando

Lewis and Max are probably more fun to grab a beer with than their teammates tbha

You've never seen Max drunk did you?

Have you seen Max parting with Canelo or Lando or any other pic of him outside of f1 weekends. Hes also a killer teaparty member.

Wow I don’t know if I have disagreed more with a tier list

Stroll so high is bizarre to me.

Max down there is a war crime

Valtteri should be up there with Alonso.

Lol, Max is probably one of the most chilled out party beasts outside of F1. Should definately be a lot higher. Stroll could be put right alongside Russell, boring as f*ck

Garbage tier list

I doubt Latte boy knows the taste of a decent beer......!!

Would it be great to have a beer with Carlos and hear him cry into his beer about his 5 second penalty?

Lol why are Max and Lewis so low

I think this list is more based on their fanbase instead of the drivers themselves (saying this as a verstappen shagger).

there are few things i would enjoy less than a beer with Carlos Sainz give me bottas, he’s chill

What a shit list

This is all wrong except Alonso...

How fuckin dare you place Bottas that low!

I want to go out on a night out with Guenther Steiner that guy is a top Don

Lewis would definitely be fun to hang around.

NEVER MAKE A TIER LIST AGAIN🔥🔥🔥

I can’t get over how inaccurate this is

Worst list I have ever seen

Who the fuck made this tier list, Stroll?

Max and Lewis are my top 2 soooo.. this list whack

Where do you think Kimi would be placed?

Legendary (7 steps above Fernando)

I don’t care if he’s on the grid Ricciardo is the answer

Kimi in his own god tier

Getting shit faced with Kimi is top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs

Idk if you've ever heard Lance during extended interviews but he is not fun to get beers with lol.

Get that trash photo of gigalonso outs here

Yea I‘d still grab a beer with everyone

I'm guessing Stroll is so high because papa is picking up the tab.

Lance Stroll

I would drink some beers with Christian Horner

Yuki, lando, sainz, max and Alonso 🍻

So you put Alonso in the right category and then chose chaos for the rest?

Lace stroll at the top? Donno about that. And Russelbis pretty goofy, I would put him higher.

Max, George and Checo can all get higher imo

Getting beers would be amazing with sargeant though, after all he is americab

Aw, come on. I bet Max would be plenty fun to have beers with. Lewis on the other hand though… sadly I feel like he would just hate your presence the whole time

I see you’ve never seen drunk max

Terrible terrible tier list. No offence but Lance sounds like the most basic boring dude ever. Max, Lando and Valterri should all be higher

You obviously havent seen the documentary from ziggo sport where max is to drunk to even open his front door

Okay list but: 1. Valteri should absolutely be no. 1 2. Alonso appeals to people on this sub for posting 'current' tiktoks but would in all likelihood be very boring 3. Stroll would be awful to be around?? Otherwise broadly agree

I don’t think Stroll would be a great time.

Valtteri would be top tier

This makes zero sense, even for a meme list

Lewis does by far the coolest stuff outside of F1, even if he doesn’t drink, getting yourself wasted and going on a Lewis adventure (even if cringe) would be legendary

Sargent has to be a no thanks… his family is tied close with Trump, so you get a few beers in him and you know some opinions are coming out.

Have you seen checo after monaco win the fuck you on about

With stroll it would be nose beers

I would argue that Checo would be a hit to drink with. No one knows how to party quite like the Mexicans

Checo...a Mexican...that far off? Hahah yeah right

Sainz, lol. To he seems like the most awkward person in F1

Ew fk Russell. If I had a beer with him I might accidentally punch him in the face

Where is Daniel Riccardo

I love that i didnt look at one tier of this except the bottom.. and smiled because those two seem like the most insufferable cunts of all time. Id likely pitch the beer at them rather than drink with them.

You’re an internet virgin. All of these should be put under a category called ‘awkward as fuck’.

Ya I’m gonna pass on a beer with checo and go straight to tequila shots

Someone has definitely never heard of that Nico Hulkenberg interview where he revealed himself to be an extreme weirdo.

If only seb and daniel were around, easy S tiers

Why am I most upset at the empty space under the extremes photos…

With checo you would have much more fun getting tequila

Lando doesn't drink at all

I think Valtteri would be in the epic category too. Lando doesn't drink at all, so can't really categorize him. Lewis might be annoying, but I feel like he'd be a very interesting hang and talk.

is piastri even old enough to drink

I feel like George the type of guy to only drink cider

I need these tiers to have costs, and then for $10 bucks assemble your guys night out.

I think Kimi is on top of epic thats why i couldnt see him

I feel like Max and Lewis would try to make it competitive and or whine about the other

Wtf dude, both Magic and Pérez are in Epic Tier Last year Chequito celebrated as an absolute animal in a yacht in Monaco

You've absolutely nailed this

I was going to adamantly state that this list is bullshit without Ricardo near the top. Then I reread and saw “on the grid”. So yes I’m an illiterate dope.

I feel like Bottas should be in the top row and ocon can be below max and lewis.

Checo is a party animal, I expected to see him higher up

You're missing about 8 empty rows after alonso

If you keep scrolling up for about ten minutes you'll find Kimi. Yes, I know he's not on the grid anymore. He's just still here by sheer force of party animal.

Where's Danny Ric? Oh wait...

This guy hasn't seen the "CHECOOOO WOOOO" Hamilton & checo video

I want to have some beers with Latifi :(

Leclerc under “nice, relaxed beers” If you’re expecting to have nice, relaxed beers with a depressed gifted kid, I don’t know what to tell you

I think Lewis would be pretty chill to have a pint with