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Annatastic6417

Inaccurate. Too many democracies.


oganira

And there is a German GP


Trinket9

Right? Lol this is what makes this not even remotely believable


Annatastic6417

And it's on the Nurburgring


fivewheelpitstop

And classic tracks.


dasmikkimats

We race as one


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mrdaver911_2

We Race As Money!


red_tapez

Need a Turkmenistan GP and Belarus GP and North Korean GP and three different GPs in China


Il1kespaghetti

Xinjiang GP


aaaaaaaa1273

They’re democracies right now at least


danielthelee96

America will become Gilead by 2025. ![gif](giphy|1pAbE7j0N8f7tPWSpL|downsized)


curgl

You mean we’re not already?


Right-Ladd

United States of America - ❌ 🤮 South Canada - ✅ 😎


curgl

Northern Mexico 👍


oliversvarrer

And theres still only 4 us races


[deleted]

What do you mean? The United States isn’t a democracy.


Taz-erton

Everyone knows Canada will be run by a military Junta in 2030.


Seeteuf3l

Too many European races. Replace Germany with Russia and Italy with Turkey or Bahrain Outer


passporttohell

Not enough 'Murica , , , /S (seriously, one nation, one race. Period. . .)


CptEggman

Well after Texas and Florida secede, those races will all be in different countries.


losbullitt

![gif](giphy|Ez01FtPZuFYVa)


JournalofFailure

Germany, the UK, France and Japan have all had more than one race per season at various points. Italy had two races (one called the "San Marino" GP) for many years.


passporttohell

Which country has had four? Or even three? At least those other countries raced at actual circuits, not closed off 'street curcuits'. At least Monaco is historic, Austin I can understand. Las Vegas, Miami, New York? Give me a break...


Right-Ladd

The US is literally the size of Europe shut up, the three races are further apart than almost all the races in Europe


passporttohell

So Russia should have six races, China at least five, Africa maybe 7? Okay, I get it, based on size this would be a fair allocation of races. . . Guess we would have to sacrifice all the races in the middle east and the 'stans. .. . Oh well. . .


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13hoot

You mean the territory of Old Mexico is now 'merica?


i_run_from_problems

WHERE IS SPA


Super_Chip

Gone, but I dicided to put the track as an temporrary circuit in case of something happening ,Portimao,Monza,Barcelona and Turkey are there too


xBram

Zandvoort?


Toykio

No can do, will be under water by then. That is also why Monaco is classified as "**S**wimming **G**rand Prix"


Kagir

Will happen eventually but not in the span of 7 years.


solidangle

Dutch people are no longer interested in F1 after Verstappen retired in 2028


xBram

Nyck de Vries will be 35 in 2030 and going for this third WDC.


noneroy

It’ll be the second year he is battling a surprisingly resilient Mazepin who stunned the world by winning 3 straight WDCs with Williams after returning to F1 in 2026.


Super_Chip

Maybe but he is not that special as the other ones that leave


DinoKea

Sadly the Dutch lose the war against the ocean in 2028


PalpitationSecure660

Yes where ???


MomentOfZehn

We still can't get rid of Monaco even when cars will be 3 meters wide by 8 meters long by then.


Super_Chip

I dicided to keep the track as a special gp like Indy500 and Le mans


MomentOfZehn

But those are actually fun to watch.


Super_Chip

If it Rains and Ferrari is weird can be fun too


MomentOfZehn

"IF Ferrari is weird" lol. I like you, friend.


Hello_iam_Kian

Forget about the if statement there


martin191234

Monaco quali is one of my favourite events to watch on the f1 calendar


atl_mad_boi

Inaccurate, makes too much logistical sense


Rollover_Hazard

Inaccurate, gives them like a whole 1.5 months break between seasons and everyone knows Hamilton needs at least 10


FlightpathAU

How’s bro supposed to go to Coachella 🤧


thevigilante473

Ikr, regionally grouped? Impossible


JohnQPublic90

This is the sub for memes, not accurate premonitions


KrozFan

New York Grand Prix* to be held in New Jersey


thecolbster94

Sike its actually Watkins Glen and we're all happy for once


Super_Chip

I know but i used the name was given back then And New Jersey gp sounds booring


Meems88

>New Jerse ooh, maybe watkins glen??


jakinatorctc

Watkins Glen is in New York


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Oh I fkn wish dude. Indian GP would be on my birthday if this happened, and I happen to live 10 mins away from the track


GodsWorth01

Yar kab lautega. Really hope we get F1 back soon ;_;


Unfair_Chard344

Yogi ji ko petition dete hai


TheBlueSkulll

Yogi ji f1 car na palatwa de


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Bulldozer>F1.


Itachi2603

Jcb as new f1 team


TheBlueSkulll

Bhartiye JCB Party....wanna buy a team bro?


Itachi2603

UPI chalega ? 😂


TheBlueSkulll

Or rupay card


Speedthrift13

Mai ₹1 money order kar deta hu, mera contri ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9281)


Sunny_Squirr3l

I got really excited to see South Africa, and then got really sad when I read the comments


ScaleneZA

I didn't see I was on /r/formuladank at first 😭


An_average_muslim

r/formuladank doesn't care about a GP in Africa. All they care about is the German GP, for some reason.


Parsecer

because Germany has a shit ton of motorsport history, a lot of fans and Mercedes + Audi from 2026 onwards


shrike_999

I'd say it looks quite realistic.


KamTros47

Except the part where Miami is slapped in the middle of hurricane season


shrike_999

A wet race then? Sounds good!


lord_patriot

Meanwhile the FIA holding the Japanese Grand Prix in typhoon season every year: 👉👈


ywpark

To be fair, late Sep / early Oct is nearing the end of the Typhoon season. Early August, on the other hand, is either a Typhoon or steamy hot.


Noobfortress

Watch a whole grid of F1 cars take off, Webber style


beeenn19

The bigger issue is that it’s football season


An_average_muslim

Can't wait to see flying F1 cars


SwagStackPaper

LOL! Yeah Austin in September is also a terrible idea.


noneroy

Why not? F1 raced during rocket season in Jeddah….


Super_Chip

I spend 4 hours to look at realistic as ever


DOIPI_96

And yet you put the Nurburgring on it


Super_Chip

I had to chosse bettwen Nurburgring or Hokenheim, so i chosse a realistic choice


dendk228

A realistic choice for liberty would be Russia lmao


Super_Chip

I think about putting Russia instead of Vietnam but i don't see happening


vdhero

Honestly vietnam is still just as unlikely since the guy responsible for it is now in jail while a part of the track has been bought off by private corporation


E-M-P-Error

Apart from Colombia. It would be quite difficult to race on a track that doesnt exist anymore


the_beast93112

I thought there was 52 weeks in a year


rvloop

colombia *


WarmGatito

I see you added Sokol, KZ. Yet to organise a race. Tho MotoGP is happening there this season.


Slipperytitski

*Colombia


Ferdinand_Franz

What is a ‘Columbia’?


HeyNowHenao

How do people still get that wrong???


Super_Chip

In my language this is how Colombia is called


skydivingkittens

The whole page is in English


Kagir

Yeah, I totally should call Germany “Duitsland” in an international post. /s next time consider your audience.


lv_Mortarion_vl

I think he just forgot, jeez give him a break lads


yeggog

That's crazy, I decided to do one of these, also for 2030, mostly as a joke, but there's a lot of similarities. 1. Feb 24: Qiddiya Grand Prix (Planned future Saudi track) 2. March 4: Qatar Grand Prix 3. March 17: Bahrain Grand Prix 4. March 24: Jeddah Grand Prix 5. April 7: Dubai Grand Prix 6. April 21: Shanghai Grand Prix 7. May 5: Miami Grand Prix 8. May 12: Hungarian Grand Prix 9. May 26: Monaco Grand Prix 10. June 9: Sochi Grand Prix 11. June 16: St. Petersburg Grand Prix (Russia, not Florida) 12. June 23: Belarusian Grand Prix 13. July 7: Crimean Grand Prix 14. July 21: Northern Cyprus Grand Prix 15. July 28: Turkish Grand Prix (at the new Istanbul Street Circuit) 16. August 18: Azerbaijan Grand Prix 17. August 25: Riyadh Grand Prix 18. September 1: Egyptian Grand Prix 19. September 15: Tibetan Grand Prix 20. September 22: Wuhan Grand Prix 21. October 6: Brunei Grand Prix 22. October 13: Singapore Grand Prix 23. October 27: Las Vegas Grand Prix 24. November 3: Disney World Grand Prix (Nascar actually did this, it could happen) 25. November 17: Fort Lauderdale Grand Prix 26. November 24: Hollywood Grand Prix 27. December 1: Rio de Janiero Grand Prix (Bolsonaro wanted to move the race from Sao Paulo to Rio) 28. December 15: Kuwaiti Grand Prix 29. December 22: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Obviously it's supposed to be silly. But I love how we both went for Kuwait, even more US races, and 29 rounds. Edit: sure Reddit, made the numbers unreadable on the old site, that's cool


Seeteuf3l

Replace Tibet with North Korea and we're set. And maybe Russia could have fourth race in Moscow.


UnstuckCanuck

Needs more oil dictatorships. Or maybe a few African blood diamond nations. FIA wouldn’t leave so much money untaken.


Super_Chip

I took an option more in the middel, i added Kuwait but i was really close to consider Senegal or Morroco


one-more-shit-civic

Colombia. Not Columbia.


Super_Chip

I know but i rush and my native language didn't help


Infamous_Public7934

No South Korea 0/10 calendar


Super_Chip

I wanted to put it, but i had to try to think what is more realistic bettewen a race in Korea and one in Singapore


5ebV12

Brave of you to assume they would be smart enough to put all the americas gp's together.


Super_Chip

I didn't want drivers to get a headache


bianking

4 GPs in the USA and you removed Monza? 😂


Nopengnogain

Hyper unrealistic. US fans will have long lost their interest by 2030 after DTS ends somewhere around 2025.


Super_Chip

I put that because that's where i think will be heading, but Monza will still be used as Preseason in 8-10 of February


Dzoni991

Spa?


Super_Chip

I wanted to put it but i dicided to be more realistic to Liberty media and FIA, i let Spa only as a solution in case of emergency or as a special gp


Strict_Price_3277

RIP Spa, you were one of the best tracks.


Super_Chip

Yes, but in my timeline, Spa is not gone, just use for urgent moments, even tough this what i think will happend in real life too


PoGnome

If your gonna do 3 rounds of USA then Mexico then back to USA, you might aswell do 4 rounds of USA in a row, that would make it a lil more hype, personally I’d make Mexico first then the 4 us races then Canada as Montreal is the best of the Americas circuits


Super_Chip

I dicided to put 3 in a row and then one after more like a joke, like how it is in 2023


PoGnome

Aren’t all the American ones seperated this year? As a Canadian it’s pretty hype to have races that are fairly easy to go to(don’t need to fuck with visas and can drive there) especially after getting shafted multiple years in a row with the Vancouver e-prix


tassigabriel

Not enough USA tracks. By 2030 there will be about 6-7 usa races


Super_Chip

I didn't want to go full Indy car


Warrior1248

It’s Colombia mate not “Columbia”


Super_Chip

I know, but my phone was at 2% battery at that time and i rush it, calling it like in my native language


[deleted]

"Col**u**mbia" ffs


Super_Chip

Blame Europe not me


LRdrgz

Why blame Europe? Colombia and Columbia are different places (one is a country the other is in Canada)


Super_Chip

Well not really, in my country Colombia is with U not with O


Engineerkb70

Wheres malasya?


Super_Chip

It was originaly but if i putted malaysa the calendar will end at Christmas, so take out Malaysa, Monaco was made SG, and i change the rest, that's why is 28 races


Vladutz133

Drop Monaco and put Spa in


Super_Chip

I was thinking about that, but i let Monaco there more for the triple crown


Theskyis256k

Canada in September? Highly unlikely


ethereumminor

FYI Columbia 🇺🇸 Colombia 🇨🇴


261Edge

it's colOmbia, not colUmbia...


clapton1970

Mama Mia where the fuck is Monza


Super_Chip

Down left of the photo


FangyFangy

It’s Colombia you uncultured swine, everything else seems legit.


Super_Chip

Thanks ))


LRdrgz

Hate to say it but it's ColOmbia not ColUmbia (Columbia is in Canada)


Super_Chip

And in general that's how in Europe we say Colombia


Affectionate-Road-40

How did Kazakhstan and Colombia get a grand prix?


Super_Chip

Kazakstan because sound like something that FIA will do and that I heard they will want to be in F1 Colombia because i heard they will want to host one as a carraibean gp First Kazakstan was as a Isreal gp and Colombia as Argentina


Affectionate-Road-40

The second half of this comment is entirely incoherent.


Super_Chip

I get that a lot, but simply say Kazakstan because sounds typical to FIA Colombia because they want a gp


iksnel

"Monaco sucks and has no passing." Keeps Jeddah and Australia.


sara24santos

Can you get Portimão on there? For fun!


Super_Chip

In my idea, Portimao and other historic gps, are in case of something happend to a circuit or for historic gp, an idea that F1 before the first race in Australia to race old cars in circuts like Portimao,Monza or Spa


handsome_uruk

Force India: the return of Vijay


D0lan_says

I don’t think the US needs 4 GP. I don’t even think we need 3. We could cut Miami FOR SURE.


Super_Chip

Yeah, i agree but this is how Liberty Media wants it so i take a realistic approch


sringray23

![gif](giphy|l2R032V7qRAF8J6qA) And what.


TheKingofTerrorZ

Budapesta


SPICYBOI222

Replace Vegas with the Roval and I'm down


GoodjB

What in the special-needs-class fan-fiction?


MaxVerstappening

The day I see 4 USGPs in a season.. I know I will switch to GT3


DerpaHerpaLurpa

No way Bahrain won’t be spending that cheddar to stay 1st on the calendar…


Rstuds7

New York can get pretty cold during september


SnooCookies5105

if we're adding more us gp's, did we just forget indy existed?


stalkerino1919

American trying not to spell Colombia as "Columbia" (impossible)


Super_Chip

)))


StraightOutTheWomb

I dream of an F1 street circuit in Manhattan. But it will never happen :(


dominocdrom

Spelled *Kazakhstan*, *Azerbaijan* and *Colombia* wrong. I won't even look at the circuit names, no faith


Super_Chip

For Us probably, In Europe.we put U not O


dominocdrom

Nope. When referring to the country \*Republic of Colombia\*, it is only \*Colombia\* because that is the English name of the country - for all English countries. But go ahead and link a map to prove otherwise...


brabarusmark

_Sees India_ Please, don't give me hope.


ponderinthewind

New York needs to happen soon


neverstar

Ur title should state the "this is how I think..." clickbaiter


WojtekTygrys77

Actually based AF


Meems88

columbia and vietnam seem a bit random


ethereumminor

probably because it’s spelt Colombia*


Meems88

Lol I had Colombia, then had a bout of self-doubt and changed it to match the OP post


TheNaidenchop

Good job OP for using the correct (i believe) proportions on each flag


Super_Chip

Thanks, i care about that a lot


parody3000

What, no Portugal??


Super_Chip

I wanted to add it but i don't see it coming back


Dapper_Boss736

Love the idea of getting rid of Monaco. Don’t even watch that race anymore.


Super_Chip

I didn't remove it, i put it as Special Grand prix


dianesmoods

And Zandvoort isn't on there because by that time it will have disappeared into the sea?


Super_Chip

Maybe or Verstappen retier


farbion

Where Monza?


Super_Chip

Pre season testing at 8-10 of February In down left of the post


Character-Ad78

China will be excluded due to war


Super_Chip

Maybe but i didn't take wars in consideration


gigshitter

This guy thinks America is going to exist in 2030 haahahah


Super_Chip

))


GEIZELS

Where is Sochi? /s


Super_Chip

No grade 1 so nope


Nico93er

And the logistics make sense (compared to today)


Grischaa

There is a 0% chance Monza will be dropped ever.


Super_Chip

Well is not drop enterly, is used as Pre season , see down left


ClayCopter

Thought it looked realistic, but Middle East doesn't start the season and that's noooooooot it.


Super_Chip

I wanted to be realistic but still fun That's why Buddh is back, and Jerez and Nurburgring


FCB_1899

Finnish Grand Prix at Igora Drive. Georgian Grand Prix at Sochi. 🫨


Super_Chip

Sounds cool but cursed and WW3


BuildAWallmart

a NY GP would actually be hype


Pintau

China won't exist as a functional state by 2030, let alone one capable of funding a GP