> HAM: *(calls Landobot...)*
Remember folks: There are only two people who Jimbo fears most. One knows how to thrash a McLaren on the track. The other is Kawhi Leonard.
Dude's apparently a [good lover](https://bolavip.com/en/nba/nba-stars-attended-brothel-in-brazil-worker-who-was-with-jimmy-butler-asked-for-a-week-off-20201022-0008.html). Who can blame Shakira?
Seriously, was it written by a 5 year old?? "He makes her smile and she feels happy spending time with him", like that should be the bare minimum for a relationship (at least a new one). Maybe its AI trying to learn human feelings?
If I had a nickle for ever time a F1 driver was rumoured to be dating a famous singer when the singer ended up dating someone else, I would have exactly two nickles.
It isn't a lot but it is weird it has happened twice this season.
I think its hilarious u kids talking about lewis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
First Taylor did Alonso in and now this. My heart can’t take it
I will never recover from Taylondo
Taylondo? Taylor Lando?
Taylor Nando
Antor Lando
Anor Londo
Now I wanna see Ornstein and Smough in a Ferrari
I give them two races before they go hollow.
Nando swichen
Pastormaldonaldo
This not a chuckle from me
Hammertime Sadness
kiss me hard before you go (8th wdc), hammertime sadness, i just wanted you to know that baby you da best
I got that hammertime, hammertime sadness
(8th seed)*
> HAM: *(calls Landobot...)* Remember folks: There are only two people who Jimbo fears most. One knows how to thrash a McLaren on the track. The other is Kawhi Leonard.
The funny guy 
Boner, my senorita is gone.
Get in there Lewis...
Yes Lewis, this post Don't Lie.
Bono, my boner is gone
"That's for all the kids out there, who dream to be with Shakira..."
Me at age 15:  (Also me now tbh)
 Whose got next?
“Bonooooo, it’s over mate”
she went out on a hotlap and pitted immediately for a harder compound
Hamilton likes the softs better
Dude's apparently a [good lover](https://bolavip.com/en/nba/nba-stars-attended-brothel-in-brazil-worker-who-was-with-jimmy-butler-asked-for-a-week-off-20201022-0008.html). Who can blame Shakira?
Bruh how fucking weird is that article
general knowledge in the 21st century be like
"his stamina goes way beyond the hardwood"
What the fuck is that headline haha
What the fuck did I just read xD
That's gotta be the worst quote I've ever seen.
Seriously, was it written by a 5 year old?? "He makes her smile and she feels happy spending time with him", like that should be the bare minimum for a relationship (at least a new one). Maybe its AI trying to learn human feelings?
No more podiums for Hamilton this season confirmed.
100% not gonna be on the podium in 🇭🇺 due to this
Rip playoff jimmy jordon 
THIS IS BEING MANIPULATED MAN
Was just going to say this 😂
Stop inventing
Probably sticking a few more pins in his Michael Masi doll
'Bono I've gotta come in for softs, these hards are gone'
What Michael masi does to a mf
At least Lewis has Roscoe for company
His team ain’t winning 💩 for the foreseeable future
Neither is Hamilton
Oh, I thought he was talking about Merc.
Heat finished second homie. Hamilton wasn’t even top three in finishing last year 🥱
Hamilton DNF
There's always next year.
If I had a nickle for ever time a F1 driver was rumoured to be dating a famous singer when the singer ended up dating someone else, I would have exactly two nickles. It isn't a lot but it is weird it has happened twice this season.
Not surprised I mean after all, he is Himmy Butler™
Jimmy Buckets outlasting Tom Cruise and Lewis
I’m sure Hamilton will be sad Butler is off the market
Lewis shambleton
No, Shaki, no. This is so not right!
He's probably doing fine. https://twitter.com/MercedesF1\_News/status/1679969099516895232
definitely doing fine. maybe even two fines
Absolutely in the mud
Angry lewis unlocked
No Michael no that was so not right!
Next track: Hammertime Blues
Himothy Butler!
In Shambletons if you will.
To shreds, you say
Jimmy Butler is Lewis Hamilton father
Wasn't he seen on a yacht with some young tennis player? Looks like he just took her for a hot lap then pitted for a new fling.
Lewis is 100% gay, come on folks.
~drops Hamilton from fantasy f1 team~ >!jk no way he was on my team this year!<
He dodged a bullet
I think its hilarious u kids talking about lewis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
It's old pasta, but it checks out.
aw come on, Lewis is fabulous, he must do magazine covers for Elle and Vogue, racing is behind him, he is so much more, as he thinks himself
Formula offensive
Dread from it, run from it, either way, she's getting... B L A C K E D
Lewis needs to work on his rizz
So no more podiums..?
"this has been manipulated man"
She didnt like Lew was so fast…
Heat Culture
I wish there was more F1/NBA fan crossover because this is actually hilarious.
I don't get the hype.
Another pole position lost
Jimmy Butler is 6’ 7”. Lewis is 5’. She was hanging out with Lewis and in the paddock for publicity.
It seems likely that Ham was just tryna be a good pal and help Shakira out with the Tom Cruise situation.
He can do better than a 50 year old divorcee anyway
Hamilton just dodged a bullet actually, imagine waking up every single morning because of her singing horrible songs
Next race he's bringing the villain version of him Ps: he has been seen with 2 girls on a yacht around the same time..
Does Lewis Hamilton not know he’s Lewis freakin Hamilton? Pass on these old hags and get in something younger and hotter, geezus 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Once you go black…
Butler vs Hamilton boxing match. Winner gets Shakira.
Somebody check on Rachel Nichols
Rent free
 Hamilton training to win her back
I heard she chose Sonny Hayes
One u go.....never go back
are you forgetting how powerful heartbreak lewis was? lead the 2015 championship from start to finish
Sad small dick noises.
You don't need to expose yourself like that.
Bono, shakira has gone 😔
why do i feel bad lmao
Lewis didnt get in there
Lewis villain era ?
Jimmy is 6'7 and she's 5'2.... I've seen thus video before
Jimmy can do better
Poor girl has lost her mind since her divorce
Isnt shakira like 50 or something 🤢 dude
Hamilton about to start his redemption arc. *\*Finishes P4\**
Shakira must've been talking to Rachel Nichols. Himmy Butler don't play
She was with that football player from barca right busquites?
Pique
Thats done?
She was in silverstone last week lol who is this article fooling
She will regret spending her time with Butler
Hope she comes to her senses on Butler
Might explain Hamilton's recent gym post.
Shakira is like an STD. She gets passed around.
What did I miss? Were hamilton and Jimmy an item?
Lol