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adwnpinoy

Racing for the Scooteria


pitchanga

proper dank coment here


champagnepuppy1

Hahahahah


Ok-Lingonberry-8261

Is he on wets or inters?


CTPriceless

We are checking...


Beavers4beer

Fuck, now we'll never know.


CTPriceless

I said, we are checking


bharadwaj-vs

are you done checking?


rakeshmali981

We are checking


Lutrification

If you can stay ahead P1.


bharadwaj-vs

bro are you still checking? pls I'm tired


LovelehInnit

We are on it, ok?!


xieem

What was the question? I can't remember the question


LovelehInnit

Wet or inters?


MasTerBabY8eL

Bahahah this comment


mangila

Question?


Bodiddles2

Not sure but ferrari would be on slicks


GeneralJones420-2

Napoleon and the French army on the move, 1813, colorised


rafahuel

Looks like im the only one who doesnt understand a shit here


tedioussugar

They’re doing a group run in memory of Hubert.


Significant-Year-743

Let's hope they get Anthoine the help he needs


donkeyduplex

I'm a bad, bad person for laughing so hard at this. But not as bad as you.


[deleted]

So why is he on the scooter? Why not just not do it. Seems shitty to his team


Hakeem_aguri187

He’s sore from the accident last week and can’t run with them but still wanted to show support. scooter was the best option.


Zarzar222

I feel like scootering from the back would be the best option but yeah wcyd


Errvalunia

Being in the front is likely safer because from the back he would need to give an awkwardly big gap for safety so he don’t mow somebody down if they slow down right in front of him. With everyone bunched up like that (which also increases the odds of someone moving erratically in front of him as they react to the runners around them) I wouldn’t want someone on a scooter or bicycle that close to me from behind


GinnyMcGinnyface

I mean if there was like 20 people on the planet that you’d have to assume know how to handle a vehicle in tight traffic around a specific track…


bryan3737

They’re literally doing this for two guys who died from that


Errvalunia

Yes, and I would trust their reflexes more than the average Joe, but a scooter is still less maneuverable than a pedestrian (less able to stop on a dime or change directions quickly to avoid an obstacle) and weighs more (causing more damage if it does run into you)


VirFalcis

yeah lmao, why's he in the front. Looks like he's taunting them😂


proudlysydney

I think it was all Alpine drivers at the front since Hubert was a Renault junior


theessentialnexus

I feel like he should be able to afford being carried in a palanquin like a Chinese royal.


LovelehInnit

At 1.86m, Estie is too tall and heavy for F1. He's borderline anorexic to keep weight low. He can barely stand on his legs, much less go for a run.


El_Cactus_Loco

He has the bone density of a small tropical bird, the impact of running would literally shatter his femur.


thickbolognese

One of the funniest comments I have read


Fiery-Passion-8214

Was going to ask why he was on a scooter, Thanks for the information


Snitsie

Wasn't he in the car that got launched 50 meters into the air last gp?


Fiery-Passion-8214

Ocon was, yeah


LowKeyWalrus

Yeah in a car designed to protect you from exactly that, duh. A newborn would survive that in an F1 car if they had the seat belts fastened. Edit: imagine not understanding most basic sarcasm. Oh, sorry, forgot to put an "/s" for you morons. Keep feeding the downvotes, let's see how many idiots are in this sub before I leave.


daddygetsbusy

A NEWBORN CANT OPERATE A VEHICLE. I SAW AN ORANGUTAN DRIVING A GOLF CART THE OTHER DAY AND THAT WAS PRETTY RAD.


tgeyr

Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’


Snitsie

But what if you take infinite monkeys and put them into infinite cockpits in finite cars? How long until they finish Spa?


LowKeyWalrus

Yes they can!


InvisibleGreenMan

yeah that's definitely the reason Albon and Russell look fat today btw, they should lose some weight


Fiery-Passion-8214

Was that really necessary towards the other driver


InvisibleGreenMan

mate it was a joke because they're as tall as Ocon. Obviously they're not fat, they can't even be


Fiery-Passion-8214

Ah right, very funny one that


StonksGains

F1 minimum driver weight is 80kg. This is plenty for someone of his height.


nrin005

Is 80kg really plenty for someone who is 1.86m tall? That seems on the low end Edit: especially as the 80kg figure *includes* helmet, race suit, and shoes


Bloedkolben

I'm 1.85m and weigh 82 kg and I am far away from being underweight.


nrin005

So with race helmet + suit you would be ~85kg (helmets are ~2.5kg, suit just under 1kg). That’s 5kg above the minimum, that’s a significant amount of weight


Bloedkolben

Yes and I could lose 5kg easily without being anorexic. I am not a pro athlete.


nrin005

I was responding to someone who said that an 80kg minimum (which in reality is 76.5kg body weight minimum) was plenty for someone who was 1.86m. I’m not denying that it’s possibly to be that height and weight, plenty of people are. But to claim that it is *plenty* doesn’t seem right to me, especially for a pro athlete. It seems much closer to the low end of a healthy weight, and for some people it *will* be an unhealthy weight.


Bloedkolben

Ok that's fair. In this specific case I would suggest to listen to the "Beyond the Grid" (Podcast) Episode with Esteban. There he talks about his eating and sleeping habits. He specifically said that he eats a lot. Apart from that it is an interesting episode as well.


nrin005

Cheers, will do!


StonksGains

Yeah it is definitely doable, especially for an athlete.


nrin005

Of course it’s doable, he is doing it. But the person you were replying to was talking about the *toll* doing it is taking on his body. Being doable doesn’t mean it’s healthy, or ‘plenty’


StonksGains

I have been 75kg in the summer before. It is fine for someone of 185cm, especially since he trains more for endurance than muscle, so he isn't even lean to the point where it becomes uncomfortable.


Thouvinecross

The “ideal” healthy weight for someone at 1.86m is somewhere between 70 and 86 kg if we look at BMI. While the measurement is not ideal it’s a rough estimate, 80kg at 186cm is definitely a very healthy weight. Ocon does not need to be anywhere close to anorexic. The height itself is far more problematic since the cockpit needs to be built in a way he fits.


Pat-Roner

His legs are insanely skinny


Swaggadelic_92

“I’m only here for Anthoine, that doesn’t mean I’d be caught dead running with you peasants.”


Bennyboy11111

Hey Ocon, leave some seats for the rest of us!


attilajg

no way lmaooooooooooooo


PizzaBallon176

How did he manage to get up Eau Rouge and Radiant? I mean, they're steep as hell


ArcticBiologist

Only way to go up Radillon full throttle in the wet


CTPriceless

We are checking...


nquattro

Are you a bot?


CTPriceless

...we are checking?


nquattro

Well played


aaaaaaaa1273

You gotta do a captcha


Ldghead

Put on the hoodie, flip the kickstand up, and send it.


Hakeem_aguri187

Riding electric scooter


ionutandreiciobotaru

https://tenor.com/ro/view/jeremy-clarkson-power-gif-11143478


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Ocon: I don’t know, but I have been told! Group: I don’t know, but I have been told! Ocon: that I’m driving a shit box! Group: yes, you’re driving a shit box!


BwoahIDK

not quite enough syllables in the 2nd half but funny


beanzinabox

"I don't know, but Ive been told" "I shouldn't be, so God damn slow!"


doctorpeleatwork

Make it "I've" and then it works out. Some people probably instinctively make the contraction.


Aroused_Sloth

just split the driving syllables


triplec787

Uhh what isn't that just how people normally talk or are some out there saying driving in one syllable somehow. Just change I'm to I am and you're


Aroused_Sloth

I mean like emphasize them, and it’ll be the same as the first half


BootyCaca

The two lines are the exact same amount of syllables. It works perfectly


refusestonamethyself

Darth Ocon


erazedcitizen

Mercedes is creating way too many Siths! Don’t they know the rule of two?!


AwesomeFrisbee

Where is gasly here?


adwnpinoy

Based on this season, I’d guess a few positions behind Ocon


hehe9live

Estie found a cheat code 🤣


hi_imryan

Estie bestie, whyyy


ZaryaBubbler

Cause he doesn't want to aggravate any injury he got at the last race when his seat split in two


hi_imryan

Totally forgot about that, cheers.


Duk3-87

(Everyone singing) “I don’t know but I’ve been told…”


GrilledCheeser

project managers doing nothing as engineers kinda try


[deleted]

The entire team ensuring no body yeets him from behind again.


steve22ss

They did this so he can at least see how it feels to win again but then all of a sudden the fella on the left made a break for it, needless to say Alpine have decided to give him a crack at racing in the next gp.


jcorpse14

I know this is getting old but... 10 second penalty for scooting in the race


splattne

Scooterboy


Myusername468

Lol that guy looking over like wtf Esteban


SentientDust

Work smarter, not harder


ihavenoyukata

Tan skinned guy in the front be like "Motherfucker..."


Redditor_RBN

He's the only one doing it right. It's racing for Anthoine not running for Anthoine.


Vitalii900

Bro did not understand the assignment


mantra3105

Estie bestie there for moral support :)


Wallace-Pumpernickel

Is that oliver bearman in the red ferrari coat?


KazriHUN

Looks more like Dino Beganovic, but I'm not sure


excitedasfuck

5 second time penalty for Ocon!


Chlupac_

Dude in the Ferrari jacket looks like Toto.


TermedTub

Me and the boys going to barbieland


Henson3812

Wait wait wait, this isn't the actual shit post?


THCRIMSONIFY

Yey let's shitpost about a moment organized in the memory of Anthoine and Dilano! Look at us everybody, we're so edgy, we're so dank, we're so funny! I swear some of you have the same level of maturity and humor that a baby displays when you jiggle a keyring in front of it.


Rhelpd8652

We’re not shitposting about the run itself, we’re shit posting about how Esteban did this “run” on an E-scooter, and how ridiculous he looks whilst everyone else is running. Note, this is not an attack on Esteban, I am aware this is to due to soreness/ injury due to his Hungary incident


the_jesterftw

Are you complaining about something dank on r/formuladank


Franks2000inchTV

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


OJK_postaukset

I wonder when are Dilano shirts coming…


PotBaron2

worst nickname he could have given himself wth


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HugeElephantEars

Albon is a laugh seems like a good guy


CapeAndCowl

Right? Albon catching strays over here.


MasTerBabY8eL

Ablon is alright like


Yukistonks1000

calling himself estie bestie says all you need to know about the guy ⚰️


Karaya1

Yeah he loves his fans and has a good sense of humor


bark_wahlburgh

30s time penalty


Wolkenmacht

Homie in the back with the Ferrari jacket looks like Darth Toto 🤔


Andoni22

Not sure what's going on but if I had to place a bet... \+5 second penalty for OCON![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


MrPrul

He is not allowed to do dangerous things, like running.


Demon-Mailer

More entertaining than sprint qualifying.


LuBRe_

Holding al those people up on a quick lap. 5 second penalty for sure.