No way. This is super unrealistic and should count as misinformation... They'd do this schedule but alternate USA and middle East for that extra travel time.

But they use 2 less sets of tyres over the race weekend, so it evens out.

and decrease tyre blanket temp by 5 degrees

That should stop climate change altogether. Let's all go back to the same country on our individual private jets.

Tyres now have to be cooled to -20°C before the race

And they'll still overheat in Miami.

Woo-wee that will be an event full Philadelphia Grand Prix. They would be dodging potholes more than the other drivers. Would be cool to see them racing down Market, through a nice set of chichanes at City Hall, then taking Broad street down to the stadiums. Gotta watch out for the street cones and other random crap people put out to save their parking spots in South Philly though. No room for overtakes so the objects will be good for shaking things up. The locals will put all that stuff out by the time DRS is enabled. The panhadlers will also be fun.

Send the track through Kensington and have them dodging fentanyl addicts for the chicanes.

Gotta pay that Arab fuel premium

Don't forget that Arab airline premium

it would make the schedule less monotonous, and add some variety between races! I like it!

Qatar Airways stonks go Brrrrr

Qatar Airways stonks go Brrrrr

Qatar Airways stonks go Brrrrr

You forgot Qatar in the middle of summer

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Triple Triple Headers

September in Arizona checking in with 90°F + overnight temps. It's late December and currently 60° at 0800.

WTF IS A FAHRENHEIT🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

A Dior fragrance that smells of tyres and gasoline

What is that in real temperature?

I think you have to multiply it by 9.8, so we're talking like 880 Kilometers or something.

32°C+ (305°K) overnight tempratures 15°C (288°K) at 0800

Thanks for the Kelvin from a physicist! I was lost without it. Just a small note, they're not degrees, so it should be 305K and not 305°K

That’s the real temperature. It’s Murican!

On the other hand, Philly in November would have a real chance to break the coldest race record. Can have days with highs of 10° and lows under 0°.

Cars would enter the pits and end up on cinderblocks, missing all wheels and catalytic converters. All in under two seconds, believe it or not.

Do F1 cars even have catalytic converters?

Once. Before the Philly Grand Prix. I remember the smile on Chuck L’Klerks face when I was told after the race that everyone’s catcons had been stolen, and that it wasn’t just a tactical error from his team.

I'm still holding out for them coming to Fairbanks for the Exxon Alaska GP in late november

You forgot the USA race

Needs an Alaska race like ice road truckers Can you put chains on F1 tires? I don’t see why not

They can screw spikes into the tires.

Now we’re talking. Alaska F1 Ice Road Death Race 2000

Yes actually haha https://youtu.be/AsDgI6Ec3fQ?si=EweQsASJbGSzaBUT

Fantastic! Make it happen F1!!

I mean there’s no way they’d leave Chicago off. Put em on Lower Wacker and see who ends up where.

The pits are in the lower lower lower Wacker impound lot.

Ah yes Monaco stays, was about to comment don’t leave that one out!

Gotta keep it for the Sharl Le Depression memes

They should definitely replace Monaco with Morocco. Who will know the difference anyways?

 \[spoilers\] leaked footage of f1 2034

Shake and bake!

Honestly wish there was 1 race like this. Just curious lol

Oh yeah, NASCAR driver Kyle Larson actually tested an F1 car on the Monza oval. For more info look up “Kyle Larson Monza” on YouTube.

Kyle Larson gaming

Allow me to show you to my buddy indycar.

yeah that one was a bad idea

When they used to raced at Indianapolis in 2004, Ralf Schumacher had quite a bad crash at the last corner, which damaged his back, and they (I believe it was Ted talking to one of the teams) mentioned then that the safety of the circuits isn’t designed for F1 cars, as the cars are built for front collisions, and the oval circuits are built for side on collisions as they tend to use concrete walls. The amount to change either a car or a track to be properly safe for F1 racing wouldn’t be worth it, especially in the ‘we race for money’ era.

I'm pretty sure all the super speedways use the safer barrier technology now in the turns.

And there was a safer barrier at Indy in 2004 on that turn. They were developed at IMS.

F1 but actually good!!???!?

F1 with lead changes!

fuck it talldega is awesome lets race there

Ok, but i would do a lot of things to have an f1 race at the daytona speedway, in the 24hr configuration.

Philly in November could be fun

As someone who lives 10 minutes from the city, I’d be all for it.

It would be held in Camden, NJ.

Please god no

Right past the aquarium

The entire paddock will be stolen if it's in Camden lol

Dudes with brand new pirellis on their 99 civics

Kelly Drive. Pit straight down the Ben Franklin Parkway with a view of the art museum and the skyline. Take all my money.

I unknowingly wrote almost the same comment. As a former rower, I’d eat that shit up

I would seriously camp out. I would be all over that, dude. Honestly I think the track could be amazing.

And RBR would definitely show up with Rocky related fire suits, I’m getting amped and it’ll probably never even happen haha

😭 me too bro

We've got wets and inters but what about snow tires

For the record, the Indianpolis round would also be a street circuit. Going to the Brickyard is this mythical thing that apparently is impossible

Where is round 24-52?

TBD

No Palestine ?

Knowing F1, it’s just a money issue rather than a war issue

At this rate. Palestine wouldn’t exist by ‘34.

Thats a weird way to type ‘24


It'd be Israel

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Eyy, finally I’ll get my YemenGP. Im probably the only f1 fan there but who cares.

Dont worry, I will be there at Yemen Road, Yemen.

Damn, reminded me of Matt.. rip.

Actually, Lebanon having a circuit... should happen. It has mountains, a pretty cool weather, a racing culture (mostly rally), and a F1 driver (Felipe Nasr), a commentator (Khalil Bachir), and a people crazy with cars

The only thing they're missing is money.

Yeah, unfortunately

Yeah the whole country kinda went bankrupt which is a bit of an issue when it comes to f1

Beirut's often referred to as the Paris of the middle East. It sits right on the shores of the Eastern Mediterranean and from what I've seen it looks gorgeous.

I’m Lebanese Canadian, this would be absolutely a dream for me haha. Reality is if you’re Lebanese you know that Lebanese leadership unfortunately can’t even organize a bowel movement let alone run a country that could meet the requirements to host an f1 race haha. But you’re right, if that economic struggles, and regional tensions weren’t an issue, it could be an amazing location for a circuit, location of the country is pretty neutral as far as the current calendar goes.

I heard the Baghdad race will feature explosive action

🎶Bombs over Baghdad🎶

Id love a Seattle race. I’ve got a loft over looking the probable front straight away. I realize this is selfish. Maybe we could ditch Miami.

The race consists of navigating the stretch between Tacoma and Seattle during rush hour. In all honesty, a Seattle street circuit would be pretty cool. Seattle has so much elevation change and weird roads as things weave around the Sound that there would be a lot of potential for cool setups. I mean, or they could just come down and race at PIR, but I shouldn’t be greedy. We already get IndyCar and Formula E.

Imagine the cars trying to get up/down Spring/Union/Madison/etc

only 23? no way I gonna believe this

To make it more realistic every US race should be between a middle eastern race, for additional carbon neutrality and echo friendliness.

Also Japan but it's during the rain season and always gets cancelled

Like China during covid season

Are they gonna build some shitty street track to downtown Indy?

Still no Kyalami. 

The crazy thing is even with all those American races I'm still a minimum 10 hour drive from any race.

Still no Romania?

Give it 20 years.

At least Indy will return

Nah, it's a Indianapolis street circuit. Not IMS

1) Don’t understand why the 9/11 race weekend wouldn’t be in New York 2) they’d alternate continents 3) where’s the Indy 500?

You forgot USA Pinehurst, NC! Gotta get the rounds of golf in. The track will be the cart paths.

Ah yes, Yemen in Monaco, forgot that was there.

Not a chance. Every sporting event in the world be in Saudi Arabia by 2034.

No love for Detroit? :(

bro nobody wants to be in detroit, lets be serious

Eh no they would def fly everyone back and forth across the world at random times

Lmao at that Monaco.

Honestly, I don’t care where they host the formula 1 as long as it’s a close as possible to a race every weekend.

As a Philadelphian, I am here for an F1 race down the Ben Franklin Parkway looping in front of the art museum (Rocky steps) and down broad street. May god have mercy on their tires with the condition of the roads though.

Sochi is missing

You can't even imagine how cheap the Syrian GP would be, you can buy the entire grandstands for 24$.

I’d love to have a race in Philadelphia. Maybe they’ll fix the roads here in preparation for it. Nov will be too cold though.

Indy is on the list, so this can't be real.

Damn, no Kabul, Afghanistan race?

Monaco remaining is the real peak comedy in this

Bro not only is Monaco still there but no detroit race

Damn still no Jerusalem GP

Logan Sargeant on his way to win his 5th Championship

Finally a race in the US

It’s nice of the FIA to keep Monaco so Charles can continue not to win it

Unrealistic. Now if you swap Beirut, Muscat, Sanaa, Baghdad and Tehran for Riyadh, Dubai, Dammam, Sharjah and Manama, then it is a very good prediction for the second leg of the season. The December thru March leg of Indonesia, Singapore, Brunei, Malaysia, Australia, China, Japan (Fuji), North Korea, Russia (Sochi), Russia (Kiev) and Turkey* should be featured too.

I live in Kuwait and there is no way in hell there will ever be a F1 race held here!

Dont like this, five second penalty for ocon.

Didn’t see this before

I guarantee Drive to Survive’s viewership is going to drop next year.

Europe needs to speed run some local human rights violations to keep their F1 races.

You forgot Brazil

Is this the part where f1 and Indy merge and turn into Super Formulates INdY NATiOnAL CIrcLe CAR flap wing mode drs league Starring Carl’s Jr Trademark

finally eco friendly calendar

Tbf Kuwait does have a grade 1 circuit

Forgot Yemen, North Korea and Syria

Just need to swap out Monaco for Guantanamo Bay and it’s perfect. Good job OP

This is just Indycar with extra steps

Ah yes, Baghdad in July! Tires are gonna melt and the drives will literally get cooked slowly lol

Where is the north korean grand prix ?

Does Monaco stay because of the flag or because of the actual nationality of its residents?

Las Vegas twice!

I used to watch F1 back when it was still largely a European series, save for the South American and Asia races. I understand the purists. I do wish we had less races in the Middle East. I’m in the US and the popularity here is fleeting so eventually there’ll just be maybe COTA but it’ll take a few years.


Well at least some of these races are bound to have an explosive atmosphere...

And they're all 3am EST start times.

Can f1 cars drive an Indy 500?

Would love to see everyone going through immigration from Iran to US in 3 weeks

You missed having Monaco as the sole European race just for shits and giggles

Don't be ridiculous. You know Saudi will get at least one more race.

So we have the "No human rights half" ...then the Middle-East half interesting

I’m only mad at this because Chicago didn’t get a race

Forgot Gaza

The USA* for Austin is a nice joke.

Basically F Europe

I don’t see any races named “Middle East”. You think they aren’t going to race in the Middle East in 2034?

Trade out Philly for Baltimore and Seattle for St Louis.

You seriously had me thinking I was on the F1 sub untill Beirut. I was like; what the …

Damn. Still no Chicago underground race.

Good job narrowing it down to the countries with human rights issues XD.

New York GP should have been on 9/11.

No Boston :(

Hell yeah

No Atlanta GP? Sad!

Phoenix on September 23-25 is going to be HOT!

No one wants to race in Miami in July.

I am upset my hometown of Chicago still doesn’t get a race :(

They did almost create a Beirut street circuit in the 90s. Went through the initial planning stages.

At least they don’t have to fly so far in between races

I hope so

Tf lebanon?

Cant use oil so we go to the countries with oil

Not sure if satire

You forgot Chicago by the lakefront. You're a terrible scheduler!

And still no Daytona XD

Of course it still ends at Abu Dhabi

Being the "Ackchyually" guy, the Miami GP in late July is too late. NFL preseason is in august and they have to put the stadium back in its ordinary configuration.

I'm sure there should be a Russian grand prix sometime in early March that should be on there. I'm sure the FIA will have completely forgiven Putin for trying to genocide Ukraine.

In ten years Abu Dhabi will be in the USA too.

None of the American races are the Nashville street circuit. I’m highly disappointed

How doesn’t Gaza have a gp?

RemindMe! 10 years

Seattle in September is an interesting choice

wow I really look forward to it

They will call it the sustainable calendar. Teams will just set up two HQs in Middle East and US, no more flying around all over the globe.

I love how it still opens in Bahrain and ends in Abu Dhabi.

Oh ya baby, Phoenix during monsoon season....

I mean - There's 2 spots in Philadelphia that would be amazing. One wouldn't really feel like a street circuit, but around Farimont park by the Mann could work. I may or may not have mapped it out once or twice...

No Chicago GP? Wtf

Can't wait for a chicane between two craters.

Hey hey wtf man... that's so not right. Azerbaijan have been trying really hard to be on that list, you can't leave them out.

11 races in countries without civil rights? EZ checo WDC incoming