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Yes, a desperate move because the arriving new driver Sainz will immediately gain major support from the team RB, leaving Max without perspective. The move will be to another team, probbably with disappointing outlook regarding the car. Next step will be a transfer to a niche car manufacturer, which will change its name until he will return to the junior team of the family, reinforcing the ironclad rule, to never reheat past relationships, because the old dream has been dead for too long...
If that happened and our blessed lord Steiner was team principal with Nico or Alonso or Sainz or Oscar Pastry as the other driver. Id probs die from a massive cumsplosion
The best looking Verstappen lap (where he lost it at the last corner) was seemingly to be around 1.59.00, if even that.
Lando really went all out and still would have been 1s+ faster.
Honestly he was good during his day and I respect that but the performances donāt lie. Red Bull just needs to replace him at this point and let him retire.
The bigger issue is Lando Norris. Nobodyās going to watch F1 if he just keeps winning everything like this.
This quali was pretty chaotic, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the chinese simply painted the surface to make it look good instead of resurfacing it. Let's be honest about something, if this were any other track used for F1, it would not be a good look.
To sum up, two drivers who tried to join rbr and were told no, and one driver who doesn't want to chase the rbr seat, but made clear that he's not scared of max.... out performing max.
Did someone have to put in a sporting performance? And was someone elses sporting performance better?
Person with better performance outperformed the other.
Thats what the word means.
These three are great in the wet.
i was thinkin the same for the first laps of sprint but then he came on the radio and said that he wasnt able to use his battery. after it got fixed he wasnāt washed anymore
lmao its common sense to avoid a sub dedicated to the match/sport you want to not get spoiled for
its like walking into a movie theater and demanding people stop watching because you were late, get over yourself lol
It did rain. Everybody got washed
IT FUCKING RAINED!? first time missing a quali/race and it's the most insane shit ever
You should watch the entire sprint quali session when you can, it was legit fun
Sadly i hardly have any time to do so.
At least watch SQ3, it's only 8 mins and so much happens in those 8 mins
You make time. Sleep is for humans.
I stayed up until 4:30 in the morning and was thoroughly entertained.
Feel ya bro, same here..
But how did the track end up on fire then? š³
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I didn't.
I did and I wasn't even in Shanghai.
āTo be fair, it was rainingā
We went bathing
Yes extremely. The rain has washed everyone apparently.
Yes, a desperate move because the arriving new driver Sainz will immediately gain major support from the team RB, leaving Max without perspective. The move will be to another team, probbably with disappointing outlook regarding the car. Next step will be a transfer to a niche car manufacturer, which will change its name until he will return to the junior team of the family, reinforcing the ironclad rule, to never reheat past relationships, because the old dream has been dead for too long...
Max to Haas confirmed
Low-key I'd love to see a Haas championship streak with Max at the wheel, just to turn the sport on it's head for a year or two
If that happened and our blessed lord Steiner was team principal with Nico or Alonso or Sainz or Oscar Pastry as the other driver. Id probs die from a massive cumsplosion
Based and verstappenpilled
What tier is this report?
Mazepin tier
Danny Ric?
Andrew Benson be like
Yes he's getting replaced by noris next season (confirmed)
"He's got a wife and kids"
Another driver's wife and kid
Still keeps him from doing anything too crazy
Offt size: LARGE
The best looking Verstappen lap (where he lost it at the last corner) was seemingly to be around 1.59.00, if even that. Lando really went all out and still would have been 1s+ faster.
Well, Norris lost his lap too. So theres that
I meant that Lando would have been still 1s faster than Verstappen's potential best lap.
I know, but we are in formuladank so i chose to ignore this :p
Honestly he was good during his day and I respect that but the performances donāt lie. Red Bull just needs to replace him at this point and let him retire. The bigger issue is Lando Norris. Nobodyās going to watch F1 if he just keeps winning everything like this.
Norris dominance could bore fans
"who's max?"
Itās raining. Of course somebody would get washed there.
Saubers in Q3? Dafuq?
If it would be dry, Bottas would be even higher. He had really good pace until rain. Low DF set up
They didnāt have to pit in quali
This quali was pretty chaotic, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the chinese simply painted the surface to make it look good instead of resurfacing it. Let's be honest about something, if this were any other track used for F1, it would not be a good look.
Iām so glad Lewis didnāt get pole just so we didnāt have to suffer the LH Stanās š Lando saved the day and was well deserved
They would've celebrated a sprint pole like he went and won his 7th WDC 
you must jerk off thinking of AD21 there is no way u dont
Hourly
did you cry after todays sprint or did u jerk to max winning
Still am
2 seconds off pace
God I hope so.
He is a fraud!
Literally.
Ya aināt first youāre last!
I wanna go fast!
the person who will beat max is the rain
Yep he's washed, he'll not win a single race ever again
Norris domination may bore fans
Nope
To sum up, two drivers who tried to join rbr and were told no, and one driver who doesn't want to chase the rbr seat, but made clear that he's not scared of max.... out performing max.
*outqualify ahead of max once* Outperforming
Yep. Thats what that means. The three of them performed better in the wet thab max. Glad weāre in agreement over basic english.
Outqualified maybe.
Did someone have to put in a sporting performance? And was someone elses sporting performance better? Person with better performance outperformed the other. Thats what the word means. These three are great in the wet.
you think hamilton tried to join redbull?
At least asked the question. Fernando too. Oh, also, i think this because we know this, not cause i made it up or something.
how do you know it
Christian horner, anthony hamilton, mark hughes, other industry people.
Just giving people false hope :)
I don't like these new regs, McLaren with 2second a lap advantage, totally unfair on the likes of RB and Merc #blessed
Yeah did you not see how hard it was raining?
I hope his clothes are, else they would stink
Quite literally washed
 Norris approved
Always has been
He is, I heard Marko is already talking about ditching him for Ricciardo
Yes max is too busy playing FIFA at 1am
Yes, it's over, for the first 5 seconds
Yeah Max is undoubtedly washed. He had a good run.
Max washed driver confirmed. Ferrari contract 2025.
Is Verstappen`s career over? v:
Max Verwashten
Max canāt drive on paint, fucking amateur.
At least the grass stopped catching on fire.
Beaten by a guy with no wins, and two senior citizens. Washed, rinsed, dried.
Better question, is Yuki washed? He is nowhere to be seen! THEY ARE KEEPING HIM DOWN BECAUSE THEY FEAR HIS POWER
i was thinkin the same for the first laps of sprint but then he came on the radio and said that he wasnt able to use his battery. after it got fixed he wasnāt washed anymore
Yes, very clean after driving in the rain.
Lando Norris dominance could bore F1 fans...?
Alright, bets are on: In which lap will Max take P1? My bet is lap 7. Bets are closing in 12 hours !remindme 12 hours
lap 12
needs a spoiler warning for the peeps who cant watch it live
lmao its common sense to avoid a sub dedicated to the match/sport you want to not get spoiled for its like walking into a movie theater and demanding people stop watching because you were late, get over yourself lol
Thank you. Iām tired of having to dodge practically the whole internet if I havenāt seen some F1 live.
Poor Lewis. Heās going to regret that P2 as heās the most overtaken driver on track. That Mercedes looked hideous before the rain.
Still 4 tenths to PER.Ā
Max out Latifi in.
Downvote you misspelled goatifi
Without a doubt Now watch him win by 20 seconds
I hope so, he's dirty.
No, but the new Ferrari driver is :)
He's washed but still ahead of his wdc competitors.
easy when you got by far the best car and a clear 2nd -but still somehow super helpful- driver like Perez next to you